Rab C Nesbitt - Lottery Numbers

[Smurfboy1982]

YOOOOOOUUUU WUR THE HAND THAT BOT THE TIKIT.  RIP THE PISH OOTA ME

[SamuelHorler]

Welsh and understanding 99% of what's said!

[vacherno3]

I never had much trouble understanding this, but being a geordie and having a grandad from the glasgow shipyards doesen't really make it difficult if am honest, fucking great programme

[MrRandom1978]

this is the hand that wrote it!! rip the pish outta me will ye!!! classic!!!

[shabambam2010]

my first year in England 1989, I watched this show. Could not understand one single word they said!!

[vTupaczGhosTv]

lol

[homer4556]

am english and this is the best show.i can understand him fine

[RockyHater]

FUCKING BEST SHOW EVER

[martinwilliamrandall]

It always makes me cry with laughter Rabs face when the lottery numbers are drawn & he crys "I dont believe it"

[lifewasters]

The only one I understood was the lottery announcer, hahahahaha.

[mrmgo11]

@lifewasters BUT THERE AGAIN , WHO WOULD WANT TO LIVE IN A PAKI AND NIGGER RIDDEN COUNTRY CALLED ENGLAND ?? YOUR COUNTRY IS FUCKED PAL .. MILLIONS OF BROWN BABIES AND PAKIS GALORE .. SO YOU .. STAY THERE .. AND WE WILL STAY HERE .. DEAL ?

[shitcakelol]

@mrmgo11 word

[martinwilliamrandall]

@lifewasters YOU THICK SOUTHERN CUNT

[Silentjackal]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jaysatanfox]

ere, shat up ya stupad betch

[Calummcntsh6]

Classic example of Sod's Law

[HUTCHESONTOWN]

sorted ye canny beat that wi a big stick

[xxDaniiMcDxx]

Cannii beat Rab C

[Grampus54]

You don't have to be a sweaty. I love this shit and i am from Essex. Saw em live once many moons ago.

[anthonynewsome]

why all the guff about his speaking voice, I think he had a lovely diction

[zastr0w]

i have literally no idea what the hell he is saying

[UlsterLoyal72]

@zastr0w wudna lyk tae be you ya dick! haha nahh just jokin yi there lol

[johnaberdeenfan]

RAB C IS FUNNY AS FUCK!

[Escalade50]

thats funny if you english muppets cant understand us scots then we dont understand u toffee nose twats the way you speak so dont sit there and have a go at our accents

[mehmetinho9]

haha 1:44

[reecenolan]

try rip the pish oot ae me will ye aghhhhhhh

[Dedokai32]

lmao @ 7 8 9 10 hahaha pmsl

[youngfrankmcclintock]

shut up ya stupid bitch and sit here its the numbers!

[givemyheadsomepeace]

i love this wee vid its gr8888888888888888888888888

[olin2noel]

ha bloody ha,....brilliant

[Arzosah77]

I wish I didnt have to listen to this two or three times to understand =P Means I can't watch this wonderful series on TV =P Still, Rab is awesome!

[nickidee15]

ahha love it

[TheKeyboardMOBSTER]

BIFFA BACON

[jemjean]

My grandmother came from Airdrie and was born in Motherwell and she didn't sound like these people. I don't have clue as to what they're saying. I think a week bit of assistance is needed, like an interpreter.

[MrNodzilla]

@jemjean . We only live up the road ,maybe if you listened a bit more to programmes other than East(most depressing thing since the JFK head opener) enders. Rab c.,still game,two of the best comedies Britain( YES, Britain ! ) has ever produced !

[jemjean]

@MrNodzilla Since I'm in the states, I have no idea what an East ender is. I never said I didn't like British comedies. My favorite is The Vicar of Dibley. I just don't care for this. Is this character drunk or mentally disturbed to the point of being unable to speak with any clarity?

[MrNodzilla]

@jemjean .Yes,yes he is .

[liopleurodon17]

@jemjean yes...thats exactly whats going on...plus hes a typical drunken glaswegian alcoholic....It must loose a lot in translation.

[dukesofrandom]

Nothing more true, you have more chance of walking up to someone on the street and guessing their phone number.

[Homeandawayeps]

love it

[horseshoe222]

HA bloodyy HA.lol.fukin quality,

[funkmystar]

Rip the piss out of me will ya, had to watch that three times but only on the last one realised his beloved chip pan broke, fucking genius acting

[craigie2k8]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[thegusto7]

nice bitch at the end too

[bencanon2]

can't understand shit

[UlsterLoyal72]

oh man , ma face is sore after that , couldnae stop laughing!

[eiffeltowers]

ira 1

[y0user74]

Hillarious thing is this actually resembles life in Glasgow, even today.

[gogerousgal]

shut u stupid biatch sit u there

[Dedokai32]

rip the pash ewwta meee will yae *bong!!

[saintmirren1877]

(mouths) BASTARD What a laugh... Ha bloody ha... look at me laughing hehehe :D

[savvyjackboy]

yuou are the hand which bought the ticket!!!!

[BIGFELLASTEELCITY]

class

[mercuryjrc]

There's a brand new series coming out sometime 2010

[glamorgangirl]

omg, i laugh like hell when i see this hun im so glad you uploaded this..its wicked hugs ann xxx

[Torri1987]

Man I miss this show sooo much!!! Lol

The thing that's so funny about it is that it's not even far fetched. I know people like this! I used to have a neighbour just like Rab - except his name was Tam. I miss Glasgow :(

[danieldarrencharles]

funny shit

[jclyne00]

"I've a wife here that needs my support and understanding - here! Shut up ya stupid bitch an sit doon there!" haha.

How I miss Glasgow humour...

[eladsaet]

dammn funny

[Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch]

WTF DOES HE SAY LMAO!!! SO SHIT

[UK31337]

It's actually hilarious if you're Scottish and can actually understand it.

[Wrz2e]

I'm from Newcastle and I can understand most of it...most lol

[BuddyTwiggy]

@UK31337 Im from the West Midlands and I can understand it! ;-D

[blackgu5]

@BuddyTwiggy where abouts from the west midlands?

its funny because i've lived down here for 10 years, but some people still can't understand my scottish accent!

[Williamwallace0]

@BuddyTwiggy rab c has the strongest accent ever too lol

[Sesquipedaliantique]

@UK31337 It's still hilarious if you can't :D

[martinwilliamrandall]

@UK31337 Its actually funny if your so called English & you come from the lower North East, Gods Country TEESSIDE

[rivertube]

classic

[ryaniomitch]

guys check my page 4 some more videos,

please comment and rate, i will really appreciate it

[benbu7m01]

IPMSL so funny i love Rabbie C

[HuggableAngel]

hahahah its always the way aint it lol

[loveupskirts]

god this remindsme of my dads side of the family lol. all incoherent scots.

[mosthauntedfan2k8]

was that in naked video or something because at the end it is a woman

[teresacallaghan1]

This clip was taken from a compilation dvd of the funniest comedy moments on bbc sitcoms. The woman we see at the end of the video is Pamela Stephenson (Billy Connely's wife) in the "intellectual/cultured gorrila" sketch (with Rowan Atkinson).

[SonnyFrenchy]

I don't understand a WORD of it!!! Is that normal???

[pliauska]

yes :)

[LuminarNightblade]

Lookae th' lil bairn, cannae mak oot a word o' it!

[randy6771]

WTF!

Couldn't understand a word!

[NIGH8R88]

welcome to scotland

[graemeydee]

thats glasweigan for ye, ye needy live here tae understand it

[ravechief24]

RAB C IS COMING BACK FOR A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL and maybe a series next year still the same characters tae

[garagecheckist]

how do you know

[BLAKEYBBLAKEY]

I CAN'T WAIT,THANX 4 LETTIN US KNOW.

[kingbillsonthewall]

av got one at the bottom of ma street haha

[24RJR]

this show was the best lol, bet if u go around town these days u will still find guys like rab nesbitt lol

[asphinkter1985]

it aint lottery its he POOLS silly egits

[niall1907]

Eating chips straight out of the pan. Pure class.

[leelee7379]

is that right about wee Burnie ??

[vaxes]

no he was arrested for child porn but was cleared, he died after having a heart attack due to complications from surgery

[Stephenlinds]

No he didnt burnie took his own life.

[Zizourian]

don't be cruel! he died from complications following surgery! the man was abused twice, first by perverts and then by the media!

[loveupskirts]

wee burney was wee pervy lol

[chookter1]

burnie he topped himself while being investigated for collecting child porn

[ricmoz]

what happend to that other son

[daveyboyd4]

RANGERS 3 celtic 0

RANGERS 1 celtic 0

[Electrictoothbrush2]

haha rangers...wee girls

[doyle6315]

Celtic 2 Rangers 1

Celtic 3 Rangers 2

[weeloulou88]

i have a wife thats needs my support and understading;

er shut up you stupid bitch and sit doon there

[crgMCF]

she's no ma mother, ma mother had bigger tits. PMSL

[likehaggis]

Pure dead brilliant big man

[vulcan7777paul]

Pure class!

[saturn1returns]

Eating chips straight out of the chip pan, hahahahah.

[girlsngear]

Buíochas!

[girlsngear]

Sasanach rangú.

[girlsngear]

Feidearálachtaí Ceilteach.

[numpty1972]

Btw, neamhghlan tuilleadh. lol

[numpty1972]

Meiriceánach sclábhaí. ;-)

[girlsngear]

Impireacht bain na Breataine olcas fir.

[girlsngear]

Impireacht bain na Breataine olcas fir.

[numpty1972]

lol, Fíor.

[girlsngear]

Súileoga bain iol Sasanach corpbheart fir.

[numpty1972]

jonnystandfield will you stop posting nonsense in reply to girlsngear's stating of the facts? All you have done is whine about other countries legitimate right to see justice done for crimes committed by England. If all this makes you feel guilty, don't blame girlsngear, or other countries. Besides this is Rab C Nesbitt video thread, not a forum for your revisionism.

[jonnystandfield]

What facts has girlsngear stated? When did I blame girlsngear? Haven't I said that England commited horrible crimes under the Empire? Haven't I said that we do sense a feeling of guilt over all of those incidents? I am the only one stating facts here, yet girlsngear has no answers, but bringing up old myths like "Scottish oil", and "every failure is marked as British, whereas every success is English"...

[jonnystandfield]

...Stop living in your little dream world my dears. It's a bit more complicated than good vs. evil, so stop bleating on about "poor Scotland under England's fist". All this England hatred is blinding you to the facts, but, so be it. If you don't like us, get out of the Union. The English and Welsh will be be the ones that benefit.

[girlsngear]

Breaking your union with American would suit you better than making veiled threats to Scotland's future for having the nerve to break up the completely one sided remnants of your Empire.

[numpty1972]

You don't want to accept any guilt, that is the reason you don't want to agree with Girlsngear, and England has done nothing to apoligise, or makes amends like paying the money back it stole.

[davidelsworth]

i`m no judgeing anyone i asked a valid question ? try taking that chip off your shoulder when you talk to someone .you cannot hate someone that you do not know !

[davidelsworth]

why do some scotch people have a complex over the english ? ( note i said some ) i have loads of scottish friends and i love rab c nessbit , there is good and bad people in every walk of life !

[docthesaxplayer]

why do english people call us Scottish Scotch... Scotch is a drink... we're no a drink. And, why is it SOME English people think they can pass judgement on me as a good or bad person based on a YouTube comment...

on a side note, your lot invented the language.. there ARE not IS

[docthesaxplayer]

cut the insult shite, its hilarious and if its not.. your english.

If this is not the case, where the fuck have you been all your life that you've no sense of humour?

[hollyphoenixcore]

if ye canne take the piss outta yersel then something wrang eh?.... ahah

johnstone lassie xx

[martinwilliamrandall]

i pick 1 to 6 and they come out 7 to 12 class

[eresjohnnyyy]

i am from Glasgow and they completley over done the slang/dialect in rab c nesbitt i know NO ONE that speaks like that , hail instead of hole etc that is more like tuechter talk.

[jimmy82022000]

Rab C is somewhat of an insult to Sottish people and those who live in Glasgow. My mothers family are from Bathgate but she lived in Glasgow all her life. I was in Glasgow 3 years ago and You are right no one I met talk like Rab. But I guess the neighborhood and the way You are raised shows in Your language and style

[steve19733791]

I hope you're recovering well from your humour bypass operation Rab C Nesbitt is a brilliant tongue in cheek comedy and for anyone to be offended by it- well what a sad sheltered life they must lead No doubt you'll laugh your head off at bland canned laughter comedies like Friends...

[Grik1985]

actually i disagree. I've heard thicker accents than that in glasgow

[girlsngear]

I wonder if it's because there is no Wee Bernie in this and following series that they have not been released yet on DVD??

[numpty1972]

I would doubt that, it's most likely good old fashioned incompetence etc. I have a list as long as your arm of DVDs I want to buy, but can't because of lack of interest from the makers, or legal wrangles over rights.

[girlsngear]

Well, it's annoying alright whatever is causing the hold up. Btw what is top of your dvd wish-list?

[numpty1972]

"Chelmsford 123" is supposed to be coming out on DVD, and I want the rest of the Alexei Sayle shows too, there are plenty more though.

[girlsngear]

"Chelmsford 123" was great!

[numpty1972]

It's a great shame Jimmy Mulville does not perform anymore.

[girlsngear]

Who did he play?

[numpty1972]

The Governor from Rome.

[numpty1972]

No problem.

[girlsngear]

The English always hide behind "British" when there is something they don't want to face up to, or when they want to lay claim to something the Scotish, Welsh, or Irish can be proud of. Typical example is sport, where a runner can be either be a "plucky Welsh loser", or a "British champion" depending on whether he/she loses or wins!

[girlsngear]

Getting back to the actual video. Which series are we talking here? 5th, 6th?

[numpty1972]

(Season 5, Episode 3) according to imdb.

[girlsngear]

Thanks.

[numpty1972]

lddav if it's the same old web-site you sent to me, that would not convince a 3 year old of your argument, for the simple reason your argument is a complete non-starter, it's like saying the U.S cavalry used native american scouts, therefore all native americans then and now are equally responsible for all crimes committed by the U.S against native americans, and everyone else for that matter. I know misery loves company, but don't drag the scots, welsh, and irish into your english guilt.

[DavidBeckam1000]

You do know the Empire was the BRITISH Empire and that Scotland was a very enthusiastic participant in it? That Empire would never have grown as large as it did without help from Scotland, Wales and to a lesser extent Ireland.

[numpty1972]

Utter rubbish! England conquered Scotland, Wales, and Ireland first, then used their resources, and manpower to go overseas and do the same thing to other countries. According to you Poland and the Czech republic were part of the 3rd Reich, and equally responsible for the crimes of the reich then!

[docthesaxplayer]

England got their baws booted the same way the Romans did before them.. John Smeaton went in a time machine and saw to that

[numpty1972]

troll2020, send me a message if you want.

[lddav]

Check out the URL in your messages for a really nice I rish website, and the say it isn't true wankstain.

[numpty1972]

I have seen Lddav's type too in other forums, and messageboards, and yes no one likes them.

[lddav]

"What a sad, smug, arrogant, ignorant tosser lddav is.

sadly some ppl would rather trade insults" Well here's another knobber without a logical leg to stand on. I think you people must crawl from under a stone at the end of the day. C'mon you nonce, tell us about your historical axe to grind and I will put you staraight as well.

[numpty1972]

"C'mon you nonce", Lddav why don't you just stop making a fool of yourself here, and leave people to enjoy the the videos.

[lddav]

AHHH!! The only fool I have made is of you, and if all you wanted to do was watch videos you should have kept your trap shut.

[numpty1972]

No, you have insulted people, and talked absolute garbage about very serious issues you have no knowledge of since you started.

[lddav]

Go back and look at that nice scholarly Irish website numpty lad, you are owned.

[numpty1972]

Owned nothing, you deliberated misinterpreted one site you googled, whilst I sent you a passage from one of the greatest historians of the 20th century, which you have failed to mention.

[lddav]

LOL

[numpty1972]

And that's your considered, articulate response is it? To try and laugh off what you can't defend?

[lddav]

LOL yawn!!

[numpty1972]

You can always tell a weak argument when the proponent(Lddav) tries to patronize you, rather than explain his/her case clearly.

[lddav]

Read the website son, read the website.

[numpty1972]

I have, several times, and it means absolutely nothing in context with the argument here. The empire killed, and enslaved millions of people around the world for hundreds of years. The passage from A.J.P Taylor I sent you notes only one example.

[lddav]

Yawn.

[numpty1972]

"Yawn" One of my previous posts proved correct I see. Btw nice of you to show such interest in the fate of millions of people who were killed or enslaved.

[JoyDivisionChris]

just enjoy the video, and stop slabbering at each other you bunch of dicks

[lddav]

Bollocks!! I search out Rab C Nesbitt postings to have a laugh and what happens, some fuckwit is here working off their inadequacies by talking shit about their delusions of the evil English. I notice girlsngear doesn't give it's nationality, embarrassed ? or do you just live in a world of your own ? Save your rants for some other forum you fucking pathetic saddo.

[JJMonty91]

Bloody hell, I've got a scotish back ground, but from Jersey no english in me what so ever so that pisses me off when people say i should be supporting my home country (England) in the world cup, Rab C nesbit is also funny, it that thats making me learn proper scotish =] Anyways, shut the hell up and lets get more clips like this in :P

[girlsngear]

The British Empire enslaved, and killed millions, and that is a fact you cannot just shrug off. Learn your own history. And for you information I am Irish.

[lddav]

I do know my history, so much in fact that I know the Irish were quite happy to take part in our empire and whatever it did or did they conveniently not teach you that and that you are a poor poor victim and I am an evil bastard ? As stated, keep your inadequacy and your so-called history to your self saddo.

[girlsngear]

"Quite happy to take part in the empire"??? I don't know which school you went to, but they did not teach you much, as they seems to have missed out 99% of Irish history in the last 800 years. You know as much about Irish history, and your own as most Yanks know about theirs and native Americans, i.e nothing. Oh, and btw England invented the concentration camp before the Nazis did, which should give you a clue as to what sort of Empire England was in the process of building, and maintaining.

[lddav]

Ahhh the self delusion of it.I'll bet you were "educated" priests and nuns by zealots,crackpots and paedophiles. Ask them where the Duke of Wellington, one of Britains greatest generals, was born. Ask them if it isn't true that Ireland provided soldiers , sailors and staff for empire. Ask them if it's true from neutral Ireland 70,000 men served in our armed forces in WW11, I know you won't get the truth you probably never will, that' why you are a snivelling, self-deluding, self-serving saddo.

[numpty1972]

Lddav, you are "the snivelling, self-deluding, self-serving saddo" here if you think england does not have a lot of blood on it's hands. I am part Armenian, and I get the same ignorance from certain turks about 1915, and Armenian history, as you have displayed here about irland.

[lddav]

I like your name it sounds accurate. It's simple enough, why don't you answer the questions I put to girlsngear? The Irish have come to England for generations I know I grew up with them. The thing about tossers like you is when dust has settled you start bleating "It was the English that did it" or "the English made us do it" The empire was maintained from all corners of the British Isles, paddies, jocks, taffs and English

[numpty1972]

I know what my name means, it' called self-deprecation, something you should learn. If you think the british empire was some lovely collective run for the benefit of all, you are very misguided, and very stupid. btw if the irish liked the english so much how come they forced them out via warfare in 1922? I think it is time people like you woke up from your imperial amnesia, and took your share of the blame, rather than blaming the victims all the time.

[lddav]

No numpty means idiot. And I am not defending empire I am pointing out that whatever happened was done with active participation of ALL the British Isles. I t's just pricks like you try to ignore that basic fact. You still haven't answered the questions put to girlsngear, so try. And while you at it find out what percentage of Irish made up Britains armed forces in the 18&19th centuries.

[numpty1972]

I know what numpty means, and you obviously don't know what self-deprecation means. And by denying the horrific things that were carried out in the name of the british empire, and putting forward an entirely false and revisionist version, you are excusing empire. Did it ever occur to you that any irish in the british army might be doing it to feed their families, or because they were conscripted by force? or in the case of WWII they were fighting against Hitler, and fascism?

[lddav]

And when you've done that look at the battle honours of some of the Irish regiments and then find out the nationality of Field Marshal Kithchener tha face of British military in World War1. And as to your comment of the Irish loathing the English find out how many I rish nationals have come to live in the UK,and wonder why that is....ok fella.

[numpty1972]

I like the way you completely ignored my last post, An irish regiment serving in the french army defeated the english at fontenoy in 1745, and large numbers of irishmen served in Napoleon's army, does this mean the irish wanted the french to rule them? No. So just because the english threw irish, scottish, and welsh regiments in as cannon fodder or face execution is hardly an indicator of affection on either part. the irish go to england to make money.

[lddav]

You squirm like a reptile, try answering the questions.You can't, because that little fart bubble world that you live in would come crashing down. again. As for the Irish that served Napolean they were on the wrong side and got hammered by that great Irishman The Duke of Wellignton. As for the Irish that served in ww11 I'd salute every last one of them and fighting against fascism, I thought your argument was that England were the fascists.

[numpty1972]

So russia under Stalin who fought against nazi germany was not a totalitarian state then? using your logic. I have answered the questions again, and again, you just ignore them. The duke of wellington said "Just because you were born in a stable does not make you a donkey." and I doubt the irish peasents who worked on his land would have considered him one of their own. Btw try and stop using bad language, it make you look even more stupid.

[lddav]

Still not answering the questions then Mr "self deprecation"(lol) self deception more like. Stalin made a pact with Hitler, England never, Russia was invaded UK wasn't. And if the Duke wasn't a very nice man it wasn't because he was English.

[numpty1972]

Your dialectic skills aren't up to much are they? As your entire arguement consisted of trying to make the scottish, welsh, and irish complicit in english imperial crimes, which is like saying slaves on english plantations are as much to blame for slavery as their masters because they worked on plantations. And you completely missed my point(again) just because one country fights another, which later turns out to be evil, does not automatically make the other country good.

[lddav]

And your grasp of history is a bit crap isn't it? So let me teach you and check out the URL in your messages.