Faith + 1 Songs

[LookItsCollin]

trey and matt have the full versions of these songs somewhere and are considering releasing them for free

[Kisamexyoshi]

i love that part: The Body of Christ

[TallandAsian89]

I love the part where the Christians were scream because he used the lord's name in vein lol

[zwariowanywampir]

I also sometimes sing normal songs with Jesus twist :P I think its normal for christians

[iomithelegend]

Fuck Jesus right in his ass!

[MrWariaZ]

@iomithelegend  fuck your mother in her ass mate

[shadowdestroyer64]

@MrWariaZ

lol he dose not mean it and who cares :P

[iomithelegend]

@shadowdestroyer64 Yeah, I do lol. Fuck him right in his tight little IMAGINARY ass.

[Watermelons1234728]

I'm christain and I'm laughing so hard

[alexbo1]

This would be tough to do a real life eric vid to these, but let me know if any one wants me to. Check my account to view my other real life eric songs

[GeoAl09]

LOL i wanna feel his salvation all over my face haha

[TheStapleGunKid]

Good old Token. You can always count of him to prove stereotypes are correct.

[limaskatez101]

Haha my cousins are Christians but they not normal they way to obsessed have nothing against em but some of them are way to on it.every thing for my cousin is Jesus.he sees a tree and mentions Jesus and trust me it annoying!-_- so I showed him this and ohh god way to funny

[TheReedReview]

Your love is my life, you know when I'm without you there's a black hole in my life ooh I wanna believe!

[MrOboema]

what the hell does "perseviered'' mean?! :)

[JamesEatWorld7758]

I'm a Christian and I still think its is hysterical.

[clearlogicify]

@JamesEatWorld7758 That you miss the whole point is hilarious, and why you'd still be christian.

[Gorillazunleashed]

@clearlogicify what point does he miss? a christian whose laughing at jokes poking fun at christianity? there isn't really a point to south park in the first place other than to poke fun at modern culture, thats like telling a black man he cant laugh at a black joke, if its funny its funny doesn't matter who laughs :)

[clearlogicify]

@Gorillazunleashed A Christian laughing at this would mean the Christian did not understand why it's so funny. It doesn't "poke fun at" the Christian religion, it insults the irrationality of white, suburban believers. Shows how easily they can be exploited. Shows their gullibility.

A black guy laughing at a joke based on black stereotypes would not be the same as laughing at a nigger joke. Massive difference.

Mockery of black culture/history/common beliefs is very different from hate jokes.

[clearlogicify]

@Gorillazunleashed "south park in the first place other than to poke fun at modern culture" - uses parody, ridicule and sarcasm for rhetorical purposes, to show the irrationality and duality of beliefs, taboos and other social behavior/contradictions.

While you may get some of the jokes, you're missing much of the message/point. SP actually uses strong rhetorical methods. At its highest level, it requires a little more intelligence to appreciate.

[naimonmarcus]

you're tremblin jesus babay hahahahaha

[Quakan1]

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face. 8===-~~ (-:

[L1zardK1n9]

I just went to a few actual christian song vids and posted I was a born again christian and linked to these vids to show that i have changed because of them :)

they are in for a load of salvation all over their faces! :D

[25nyyanks]

does anyone notice how i want to believe sounds like the taco song when there in the car?

[EpicMegaFail101]

I wanna believe it's all right, but I get lonely in the night, and it's up to you to save me, Jeesus babeh XD

[gillettecrackers]

Goddammit!

[BIGGESTGUN42]

What;s the episode with them

[BringBakRok]

Thumbs up if you think Body of Christ is the best one

[leifgodtnytarlarse]

If only everyone could love Jesus as much as Cartman does, i think the world would be a better place :P

[unitedkid1902]

Can someone please start a facebook group or something so that we can get these songs released on a cd.

[FreshPineapple1]

1:12 The body of Christ, sleek swimmer's body all muscled up and toned

XDD

[suline12]

The song "I wanna believe" sounds SO familiar! anyone know what it is??

[suline12]

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross..I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot.. LOL! I feel bad for writing that...haha

[DeathByTarantula]

I honestly believe this would be the most effective Christian album ever created.

[BASSslaper01]

Token your black... You can play bass

[alanpiu2]

Three times my saviour <3

[TheEvans14]

I Wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus, i wanna feel his salvation all over my face.. :)

[foxman8585]

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus

I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!

ROFL

[foxman8585]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[CapitanHindsight]

/watch?v=DgeilaDl0-g

[kwamectc]

Where's Savior Self? lol

[alanpiu2]

Body of Christ <3

[gingerkid852]

who the hell disliked this??? douchebags

[DrFlayvas]

Better than Creed.



[killercookie777]

lol

[blaser322]

I wish they actually released the album.

[XxCookieRox5509XX]

I just died at "I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face."

[weewoodeal]

@XxCookieRox5509XX hahaha 69 wdf...

[trancosomarcus]

"You black, you play bass...", just hilarious. Hehehehehehe

[spade760100]

Get down on my knees and start pleasin jesus was there number one song

[Samou579]

hahahhaa... to some christians... trey and matt is so going to hell

[BoyChibi]

im christian and this shit is hilarious 

[LundeSite]

And I'm Bob. Bob Harley.

[TheCommenter01]

I never believed in God.....until now.

[greenorange75]

Haha. This episode turned me into a better Christian.

[Pillowpants8495]

35 people don't have a sense of humor and take religion WAAY to seriously.

[1234gnrslash]

@Pillowpants8495 Nothing is funny about receiving a Myrrh album after getting a million listeners.

[DeadCorpse11]

@Pillowpants8495 I'm christian and this so epic. So i do have a sense of humor. Although the last part wans't really nice x]

[vanhalen101492]

I remember that 2:28-2:35 gave me uncontrollable laughter the first time I watched this episode.

Christian Rock Hard will forever and always be one of my favorite South Park episodes.

[igotanswers101]

Omg i love this >.< though i hate to admit it

[MakeMeFLY17]

I've only read the descpition yet, and I gave it thumps up:)

[BigWolfieWQ]

I like the song "Body of Christ" xD

[RancheroBFT]

Some of these songs are actually better than what's in the charts today rofl

[josimarcontatos]

35 ppl didnt get jesus salvation on their faces

[Locksson]

@josimarcontatos HE IS MINE SO FUCK OFF

[Sleck06]

@josimarcontatos GOOD lord!!!

[jeremiebad7]

whenever i see jesus up on that cross, i can't help but think he looks kinda hot!

[MarcusRodalPiippo]

35 people hasn't faith 

[TheCheckers323]

Straight!

[FanOfMelBrooks]

dammit token how many times do i have to say this your black you can play bass!

[thekrab909]

'alright nice fellas. nice'

[SuperMonsteRider]

"Jesus, Jesus, Jesus why dont we just, shut off the light" xD

[blackgirlanimefan15]

LOLOLOL AT TOKEN

" Token how many times do we have to go through this? Your black.You can play base."

"I'm getting sick of your stereotypes. "

"Be as sick as you want just give me a god damn base line! "

*Plays the base* "....God damn it...."

WHITEY WINS AGAIN!

[nosubstituteforyou]

@blackgirlanimefan15 Bass not base. :P

[buefyYT]

@blackgirlanimefan15 base? ....idiot....

[blackgirlanimefan15]

@buefyYT Oh i'm sorry that a typo determines how smart i am. Forgive me all mighty GOD. Asshole.

[animaroku]

southpark is my faith

[hfdtstan]

@animaroku hahaaahaha :DD

[nosubstituteforyou]

@OculiUbique What is the title of the actual song then?

[I8RICKROLLERS]

when ever i seen jesus up on that cross i couldnt help but think he looked kinda hot looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool

[theagemon5]

im going to see this episode again now XD

SOUTHPARK .!.

[gabe2ricco]

where can I find the album? I googled it and found nothing

[MsH1h1h1h1]

you are still in a copyright infrigment

[Thropiical]

i expected a few hate comments on this vid from christians but i havent seen any yet =o xP

[MsH1h1h1h1]

@Thropiical Well I think that is because people don't have to convince each other that religion is bullshit

[robertsfunny1995]

@Thropiical Are you really going to be that judgmental of us?

[Pentdad]

on the advertisment, one of the songs was called 'I found Jesus in bed (with someone else)' hahaha

[rgaleny]

Dylan wrote some Christian songs whose spirit was appropriate and on target for contemporary moral sensibility. The shot taken here at snake oil and Bible thumping bunko artists and stupid sheep thrills me. Zappa wrote DUMB ALL OVER

[MsH1h1h1h1]

@inglesesfacil christianity is like everything else now. it is a bunch of cash, malnipulation, marketing and people being manipulated

[goodoldludwigvan]

@MsH1h1h1h1

it's kinda been that way for the last 1900 years or so

[snowstorm80]

well worthy of a myrh

[TheSpain4321]

i wuld buy faith + 1 album if they released it

[Bubblingbrew]

@TheSpain4321 Fun fact, Matt and Trey actually recorded full versions of like 20 songs with cartmans voice, all changed to sound christian, it's just for Matt and Trey to release them :o

[LittleSusie95]

@TheSpain4321 Yeah, and Scrotie McBoogerballs! I want to read that book so bad!

[TJae1]

Good stuff ~ teacher bangs a boy ~ if that ain't @yokeup ~

I'll eat their mullet :)

[Xxrangerdangerx]

The body off Christ all muscled up and toned???? WTF and who the fuck wants to put there saliva on Jesus face

[pohgfd1]

Lol ur black u can play the bass

[unjourou10autres]

"Jimbo :Please Jesus, just one more goal, PLEASE Jesus: Leave me alone!!!"

[XXSUICIDEXX666]

what kind of kid want jesus to feel his salvation all over his face LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Cooldown12]

Was this an actual album or just an episode?

[isaacworton]

@Cooldown12 listen to the audio commentary for a better explenation.

[Cooldown12]

@isaacworton What audio commentary? For the episode? I don't have the DVD :P

[The08Joker]

@Cooldown12 these songs were part of the episode 'christian rock '

[Zayatz2]

I think South Park is a pretty cool guy. eh jocing abut all and doesnt afraid of anything.

[koopatroopa72]

@Zayatz2 you think South Park is a pretty cool guy..? what?

[TJae1]

great stuff

[morieth1]

man, carman is awesome xD

[kristijan1985]

my favorite episode :)

i just hope that my life will end before south park ends :D

[sarahbeary333]

Whenever i see jesus up on that cross i cant help but think that he looks kinda hawt! Haha i died laughing at that part of the episode one of south parks funniest episodes!

[123444brandon]

Loolo this shit imsos fummy sorry im typing on my shitty i pad

[MsH1h1h1h1]

@123444brandon you should buy a shitty playbook

[MsDopeBoy1]

Why I did not hear the lightning in 3:40 weird O_O?

[MsH1h1h1h1]

@MsDopeBoy1 wax in your hears

[alphacause]

You have to laugh at the sexual innuendo of Cartman's Christian songs towards Jesus. Anyone who has had the stomach to listen to real Christian rock will know that this parody is not that far off from the real thing. Most Christian rock is just the vocalist singing lyrics of sycophantic praise to Jesus, which comes across a lot like a song expressing erotic desires for Jesus, and then you have some poorly constructed instrumentals put there as an afterthought. The whole genre is cringe worthy.

[sh0werp0wer]

@alphacause LOL that's so true. I didn't know there was such a thing as Christian rock/pop before I went to the United States, at first I thought the guys on the radio were singing really crappy, mainstream and cheesy love songs taken out of a bad song writing contest, but then after declaring their love for "You" for a couple of minutes they eventually proceed to say Him or Jesus and then I realized these freaks have been singing about Jesus the whole time.Point is,they're just like love songs.

[camwfc91]

"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus,

I want to feel his salvation all over my face"

XD HA!

[GETsSOMEsPANCAKES]

Don't ever leave me, Jesus,

I couldn't stand to see you go.

My heart will simply snap, my Lord,

if you walked on out that door.

I promise I'll be good to you,

I'll keep you warm at night.

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,

why don't we just chill out, tonight.

[ryan112233445]

@GETsSOMEsPANCAKES i dont know if u were joking but u messed up the last part its jesus x3 y dont u just shut off the lights

[GETsSOMEsPANCAKES]

@ryan112233445 I looked up the lyrics. 

[ryan112233445]

@GETsSOMEsPANCAKES yayayyayay yvsliufb

[capvtmvndi90]

The bass line is simply...

GENIAL.

[DrFlayvas]

Your one time, two times, three times my savior!



[MrGeNaMen]

Call you mah baby babeyyyeyy!

Whats the matter baybee BAYBEEEAAAYAAAA

[AJL41382]

body of chryst is such an awesome song XD

[AaronsGamertag]

skip to 3:45 for the best song

[twister643]

Does anyone know if they are based on real songs, and if so which songs these are based on? would really like to know, thanks :D

[EricAKATheBelgianGuy]

@twister643 Apparently, "Three Times My Savior" is inspired by Lionel Richie's "Three Times a Lady."

[Blade025]

"i wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus..i wanna feel his salvation all over my face" LOLOL

[Extra1Ordinary]

2:46 I wish there was a full song of this..

[flamezinfire481]

Lol that might be a stereotype but its true. I can somehow play bass and I don't really know XD

[ananzaaa]

i just want to feel you deep inside me, jesus... lol

[cutiepie1239505]

OMG these songs are fucking funny.. my favorite one is 2:53-2:59 rotfalmfao

[salemhalls]

god damn it

TOKENS AWESOME!!!

[itayz3]

im from israel-the country of jews (im jew) and im love soutpark! so fuking much

[SAMRIPPS]

lol\



[failfiction]

Somehow, Cartman turns out to be a genius in many unusual ways. I wonder what Christians think about this...

[GradStud28]

@failfiction We Christians think this is hilarious (South Park kicks ass). There's a small sub-culture of American fundamentalist Christians who have created an entire industry of "Christian rock" or "Contemporary Christian Music" (CCM), which is basically shit musically, lyrically, and in every other way. Most Christians don't listen to this, but Matt and Trey have done a wonderful job parodying it. The best is Butters' line at the end!

[failfiction]

@GradStud28 I agree with your comment. American music is going downhill with a few exceptions, you just have to look hard enough, and you may not find much. There are actual good Christian music artists out there, but that's not the stereotype most look at.

[SMiSKZ]

I want to feel his salvation all over my face.

[MrskeysfanAlicia]

dude this is like 1 whole episode in like 1 pic :P

[Tromafan101]

Cartman's the greatest musician EVER!

[disintegratorrising]

i'm the 279000 visitor

[nignag088]

Jesus Jesus Jesus

[darrouken]

Oh Body of Christ! xxx

[annnxxx1]

3:52 AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHFSDFSDFSD

[Blaze1289]

Butters is a surprisingly good drummer.

[specialeffexman2]

Epic fucking fail.

[Extra1Ordinary]

South Park Is Fucking Genuis!

[Tromafan101]

@Extra1Ordinary So true, so true

[wonle22]

@Extra1Ordinary gay fish?

[darqmachine]

This was extremely Ingenious and Very wild. One of the best one South Park has ever done. When you think about it's highly ironic. Funny as Hell!

[xtremerockomaniac]

Is it strange that actually liked their music :x???

[annnxxx1]

@xtremerockomaniac no haha

[mjusiqtube]

.... keep you inside me Jesus... yeah..... christians and all this talk having this longhaired feminine dude inside them!!?? scary.....

[PSTRIPPLEE]

Yes i may be born yes but i wasn't born yesterday so i decided to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus i wanna feel his salvation all over my face because of the body of christ looks kind of hot...

If i am lien lord shall strike me down right now!

[Fernandez735]

this a parody of what? pleez som1 tell me

[harrychalcraft]

@Fernandez735 Those adverts you see on daytime TV of Jesus music.

[Fernandez735]

@harrychalcraft no i actually mean the music

[harrychalcraft]

@Fernandez735 So did I. You dumb tool.

[Fernandez735]

@harrychalcraft i dont get it

[knifeops]

@Fernandez735 its an episode of south park :)

[Labcabin96]

31 people couldn't play bass.

[09Redwingsfan]

This is so funny

[payableondeath2010]

Body of christ lmao!!!

[Fernandez735]

31 people r Faith+0!!!!

[rockypc24]

@Fernandez735 or they have no more faith in jesus

[ryan112233445]

@rockypc24 yip



[Inspire6]

I went to itunes to check for the album and couldn't find one

[graymond90]

three times my savior

[BeterGaJe]

better than lil wayne!!!

[kevinkasri]

GREAT!!!! It's so funny to mess with them christians, sometimes they deserve it and PArker & Stone just understand that

[Fernandez735]

@kevinkasri yeaaaaaa........NO FUK NO AND FUK U!!

[KenyanProdigy]

LOL sorry normal Muslims, but lots of muslims are a little..... insane.

I generalized a bit in my earlier comment, but i didnt mean to offend anyone. Im sorry.