Ph0biA Gets a PORTAL Cake On His Birthday!

[noble6TheReachGod]

haha listen in the beginning when GLaDOS is talking, you can hear a radio! they must have started the party already! hahahahaha!

[Hoffman536]

The cake is a lie, while it's on a... cake!

[MatheusMK3]

Now I want to eat cake!

[GAGENOW]

8 people wont be getting cake

[blockboy10101]

8D LOL

[thomasl4d]

you know dude your adopted and u have no friends..............LOL i could not hold that back

[mattmage444]

That hurt.

[Allahanna1]

yeah, i know, i was adopted. but my adoptive parents threw a party, and invited all my friends. and they all came. including COMPANION CUBE!

[Piedoom0]

That has to be the best damn cake EVER.

[KurikazuTheWarrior]

fuck companion cube,it wasnt my friend it got me killed more times then it helped me.

[2old2b1]

you know i was adopped

[IviewitUpostit]

wow, the cake IS a like...

[splicersunite]

It also says you were adopted so thats funny too.

[GamingNerd117]

in the begining where is that from in portal?i havnt heard that one before

[TroysGamingChannel]

I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone.

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Demitassie]

If I got this cake for my birthday, it would be the best birthday evar. <3

[blueblackbin]

"wow this looks nice!" *cuts cake* "What? cardboard?!?!? NOOOO!!! THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!"

[Dirtboy101]

just keep trying till you run out of cake.

[iamsandwich]

the cake is a lie.. but appeture science is not! OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

[azzmonkeyinc]

No fair I want that cake the is a lie 

[marcoooootje1]

lol thats so much win

[TheTailor25]

U eated the cake, there is no more cakes for other test subjects :-(

[ColdRiceBall]

This has got to be one of the coolest things I've seen.....

[Rihn000]

I cant wait for the party! the cake is going to be delious and moist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VGGeek]

Was Companion Cube invited?

[Therobot100]

Is that GLADoS singing?

[bobbilopo]

hell yea! haven't u played tha game?

[hamsterlover002]

yup!

[rancefaye]

Wow, GLaDOs is a really good cook XD

[bilbotitface]

oh i waz expectin cake frm game stilll good cake tho

[everseenone]

awsome (you schopuld get the real cake of portal ;) )

[allecto44]

baked human prehaps?

[everseenone]

hmm schould taste.. ''spechial'' but im afraid there would be some neurotoxins in there as wel, right?

[allecto44]

you mean "speshul' ?

[supernigger2000]

just some fish shaped solid waste

[BlackMesa1997]

LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WOULD BE SO HAPPY IF I GOT A CAKE LIKE THAT FOR MY B DAY!!!did you design it your self? or buy it

[dudemanman252]

thats not the cake in portal >:( FAIL >:O

[hokage102364]

he never said it was the one from the game dumbass it says in the description he had desniged himself that right there should have told u that it WOULDNT be the one from the game, that being said theres no need to hassel him about it so no YOU fail cause ur a nub with no life complaining about cake r.r

[dudemanman252]

gezz get off your period

[hokage102364]

just dont be a spamming flaming douchebag

[captinkeys1]

i ate your cake, io cut it and ate it all, haha

[Player01198756]

dude, it's SO rich(as said by a person who made it). So I hope you vomited when you ate it!

[DrCrunchy]

The cake... must be mine! o_O

[monckey100]

oh...so your the one who took the cake i was supposed to get >.>

[CSM60]

I'd massacre my family for 1/4 of that XD

[snowdevil002]

and all the cake is gone...... NOO 8'(

[killer1o2o]

i want that freaken cake!!LOL

O.O

[ISoloedChuckNorris]

I MUST STEAL YOUR CAKEEEE.

[MirolovX]

CAKE FOR ALL

[Danielfartface]

grat

[baltross]

The cake is alive!

[OriginalRum]

AWSOME

[datrulz12]

moist eh just like the song you know your kaces

[datrulz12]

man thats awesome but it doesnt look like the one from the game

[crazymcfobo]

The cake is a pie!

[ReacticFlyer]

THE CAKE IS A SPY!!

[pinkfurryhat]

yo momma's a spy. lol

[DrUmMeRsC]

mymatookmygun

sozmyspacebardied

:(

[pinkfurryhat]

lol i first read this as "myspace bar died" and i'm like "they have toolbarz?" haha

[ihatekagome78]

that is one awesome cake

[binboyuk]

The cake is a spy!

[MadGameBoy]

lol!my dad did the same thing except with a picture of a vortigaunt holding a scanner was on it(no it wasnt a crappy picture it was a cake picture!)

[superobloxplayer]

i want a portal cake for my birthday! LOL!

[sonicwindwalker]

it is not i lie.....it is a spy!!! :D lol

[chestbuster1987]

That's so cool. Power to the Geeks! :D

[AndreiPsiOps]

For x-mas i will make a black mesa cake :)

[CrashPlague]

wow!!!

Did you use enough rhubarb?

xD

[salsasalad123]

!!!!!

I need to know where you get your ingredients! I'm having trouble procuring some sediment shaped sediment :(

[iamzemasta]

the true cake of portal!

[Kurokiii]

The cake is a lie

Amen.

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[GAMERxTV]

:D! t3h ka3k3 is 4 l13!

[firewurker]

lol translation=teh cake is a lie xD

[halojoe10]

Hey look, cake...

*dies*

[mugdog4]

lol to bad its not the portal cake oh well nice design

[stickdude1001]

The cake is a lie! :'(

[kbdslaya7]

i asked for this cake on my bday and once my bday came, there was no cake and my mom told me the truth.... the cake IS a lie :[

[MushiVideos]

one day every one will learn.

i learned the hard way. trying to create the portal cake. But noo it ate me.

[AtoZTricks]

Wait?!?!?! now I am so confused!! if cake is a lie how did he get it?!?! =O lol

[superpoopyman]

Looks deliceous.

"MOM! I KNOW WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO LOOK LIKE!" XD

[FlourideDragon]

Hey, nice....that's awesome

[johnduffboy]

Awesome cake, but does it have enough rhubarb?

[MushiVideos]

NOOOOO

ITS NEEDS MORE! THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR LETTING VOTE,

101 less rhubarb in cake.

WE LOST IT NOOOOOOO

[bamboodlesh]

paradox

[icetman123]

its a bomb?=bob

no dude the cake says its a lie.=mike

hay guys hows the cake doing?=steve

NO!!!!=BOB,MIKE

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMM

i know gAY HU

[KRAZY7777]

should of made it look like the cake...

[Caturdayz]

I want it

[sparx1414]

wtfux that is not a cake

[Pidgeot94]

"Of course he couldnt because you murdered him. And your other friends couldnt come because you have any other friends, because of how unlike-able you are" xD Best line in the game

[snupers]

ohohh my god thats a tasty  CAKE!

[MushiVideos]

there was no cake

ITS A LIE

[karpediem1234]

there is a cake in the game you just have to look

[foxhound1029]

the cake is a lie is a figure of speech, wether or not there is a cake is irrelevant.

[zachXbellXrox]

It's not a figure of speech, it's an over-used quote from a video game, like many internet memes out there.

[growlingmetal]

there reaaaallllyy was a caaaaaake

[qwerty12345678911]

there is a cake/ at the end of the game u see it.  appeture labs was going to burn ur caracter and they were going to eat the cake

[campbellsoup171]

@qwerty12345678911 no glados iis theonly one left in the enrichment center because she killed all of them

[dalek22]

Amazing cake!

[Antphoneigh]

i want my party and my best friend the companion cube

[Buskie1]

After chell gets out of Aperture science labs shes gonna be piiiissed when she runs into some combine.

[ASItachiUchi]

Exactly.

[MapleSephiroth]

The cake is a lie! BURN THE CAKE!

[aov2007]

Heh nice cake hope it was nice XD

[xbon1]

The cake is a lie! How come everyone forgets the ingredients from the ingredient ball o.o

[chaoticpix93]

it hides a real recipe. I'll prove it to everyone someday. Buwahaha.

[uliomasato]

"the cake is a lie"...The irony just baffles me

[mrturkey23]

Gimme a piece or ill build 14721924 GLaDOS's

Please.

[biscuitboy4life]

is the begining actually in the game?

[xtimxfatex]

yes

lmfao

its so mean

[krnguy100]

GLaDOS uses DOS language lol and he (or she i dunno) is so mean

[klakkid]

i was expecting that brown cake with the candle in the middle but this looks good too ^^

[jman1948]

If you made the real portal cake and ate it, I don't think you would live very long, It is just to poisonous.

[hellfreak007]

glados is such a computer generized bitch.

eating all the cake. and saying that chell was adopted

[krnguy100]

the person's name is chell? I played the game and didn't even know that!

[hellfreak007]

haha i dont even have the game yet and i do know that

[xXSilverlitXx]

fail cake fails

successful gnome is successful

hover-cat hovers

scary troll is scary

[halo2party]

the portal cake is f*ck*ng round, not a rectangle

[weirdwun]

this isnt 'THE' portal cake, it is A portal cake. I;m sure if they had tried to make THE cake they would have gotten closer than this.

[PIEDUDE1234]

It would have been funny if you smashed yor fce into the cake at the end.

[rich8642]

i love cakes with white icing.

they look so tasty! :D

i prefer them from chocolate cake, but chocolate cake is still nice.

btw your probably thinking im some overweight cake obsessed idiot, but im actually underweight lol.

[ApertureTechnologies]

i wonder if it tastes like ruhbarb

[gsruler]

we invited you friend the companion cube, but he couldn't come because you murdered him!

you shall not be mourned.. very official...

awesome cake

[jessiekori]

mwahaha!! ur party failed!!! u had no friends!!!! ur adopted and unlikeably!! u will not be mourned!!....^_^ happy birthday!

[TamiyaGuy123]

AWESOME!! I am SO making one of those for my party. Unless, of course... The cake is a lie!!

[pushedover123]

i want now. ill keep on trying till you run out of cake

[dabeshu]

i thought that it was going to be the cake from the game. tsk tsk tsk.

[DanLeepwns]

Sell the slice that says "lie" on eBay.

[ShamefulProductions]

Did any of your friends eat it with you or are you "unlikable?"

[Chronobeanz]

who gave this man a thumbs down? grow some ears! (for great justice!)

[mikiwarrior]

omg thats nice and huge cake, share pls ^^

[pepercory]

wow u must really like portal

[gwawk]

BAA!! jealousy...*stares at cake with hunger* mmmm....i wanna slice =P

[WolftheWidowmaker]

Ph0biA, you are a very, very lucky geek.

[187Homie187]

Loool man, greatest Cake ive ever seen !

Gj 5 stars :O

[SonicPsycho]

Awesome.

[BlackCow99]

Mmm, I want cake now.

[personalmgt]

if it wasnt only a lie.

[KuroFalcon]

I love you Ph0biA

[Amerikhastann]

Pure Win-age

* Lil Hades 87

[TubbyOfSpork]

Whats this?! No pix of Ph0bia enjoying delicious cake?!

Can I has sum cake? plx send to me!

[nitrohedgehog]

nice. a youtube first. good job!

[TheIlluminaughty]

Second, and grats on both the pwnage cake & your birthday :p

-GA Pvt. Maykie

[headlightsunderwater]

first, also cocks and lol