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  • Why is Talor Swifts new look featured with these? WTF?

  • necro: so, did you get the baby food?

    Issac: ummmmmm no

    necro: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUU (slash)

  • He is food for the baby

  • i notice dat every time u di in dead space ur health goes back 2 yellow

  • Damn Isaac's built like a wall. The first few stabs he just flinches for a sec then shrugs it off. xD

  • like the pregnants on the bus + the claws

  • And THAT'S why we don't pressure mommy while she has hormones, son.

  • FUCK YOU :)

  • @chloe6521 Or throu his mouth :D

  • I find it hard to believe that I could be able to play this game.

  • why the hell is issac so stupid as to stand there and do nothing

  • @ilovefishful He's doing that on purpose to show how a pregnant kills you. THINK

  • Octo-mom much?

  • pause at 0:15 his rig color is yellow -_-

  • Either...thats one fat chick....or....that's is one REALLY skinny dude.  :3

  • Women, am i right?

  • @brazilking

    nope....

  • @chloe6521 Who are you pitching this to? Nobody cares about your shitty idea to make the game "better".

  • Love how the cameraman stares at his crotch when he's dead XD

  • you fat man

  • Waste of meh time.

  • oh das bad

  • that was a lady? I thought it was a fat dude.

  • I wonder if Isaac ever thinks why theres a fat fuck trying to slice him in half

  • Anyone else notice during that slip second around 0:16 when Isaac dies, his life bar goes up to yellow?

  • @KearoNasanam yeah i noticed it as well, i guess thats because his heart doesnt have to care about pumping blood to his legs so he gets more strengt for his arms out of it.

  • ITS REBECCA BLACK!!!! RUUUUUNNNN!!!!! *runs away*

  • about the baby down the throat thats just kinda sick

  • yeh it goes yellow thats wierd

  • Does anyone notice that Isaac's health is a little red but, once he's sliced in half his health is yellow? WTF?

  • yeh i agree with u

  • Instead of chopping him in half, the necro should have put a baby necro (?) down his throat or something...

  • dealing with pregnancy in a nutshell.

  • For a bigass mo-fucker it sure takes a longtime to kill you...

  • 0:16 *Get's cut in half* Hey half of health is restored!

  • @Megadude778

    The bottom half had more damage?? o.o;

  • Issac: Congrats! Is it a boy or a girl?

    Necro:Im not pregnant...

    Issac: So...your just fat?

    -STAB-

  • isaac-oh look whos pregnant!

    necro-WAHHHH(STABS)

    isaac- WTF! im just being nice!

    necro- im f u up(stabs)

    isaac- ahhhhhhhhhh u would have been a great mother!!!!

    necro- (stabs) what a noob.

  • Get in line plz... U will all get Preggo eggo :D

  • pregnant: did you eat kentuky fried chicken

    isaac: but i am the one who bought for me

    pregnant: so i was hungry

    isaac: i dont care it was mine and i paid for it

    Pregnant: *slices isaac* next time think of me

    isaac: physco alien *dies*

  • im pregnant and dead

  • 0:15 Isaac's health meter goes back up to 50%

  • @DaGrox94 It was the lag.

  • @DaGrox94 well i guess hes HALF in BOTH WAYS

  • @chloe6521 Wow...... that was really evil sick and twisted.you need to get checked out my friend.lolol jk :]

  • notice how after he got cut in half, his health bar went back to yellow.

  • Issac- Hey honey ur looking fatter than ever.

    Necr- WHAT!?

    Issac- AGHH HONEY IT WAS A JO (gets cut in half)

  • 0:15 O_O Issac is alive he still has some health on his rig

  • Issac: When is the baby due?

    Necro: WHAT! Im not pregnant you BASTARD!

    -Issac cut in half-

  • @fizzlemanizzleable Then he is really fat.

  • Damn she wasn't gonna take no child support as an answer!

  • YOU GOT ME PREGNANT YOU BASTARD *chops issac in half*

  • You got me pregnant you son of a bitch! *SLASH*

    Where a condom

  • @BulletFrenzy3 You got no sense of spelling you son of a bitch! It is spelled wear.

  • @DARmanbuttermilk1136 lol sry i was high

  • did anyone here notice that Isaac's top half stays upright in midair

  • um its blouted necromorph not pregnant what the fuck are you smoking

  • @wasup55rocks

    Well technically it does carry little parasite things that pop out when you kill it. So I guess " Pregnant" would be an appropriate name.

  • @wasup55rocks when you shoot them they sometimes release the baby necromorphs and other times the release the wierd hand things that jump on you.

  • @test18258 thay arnt babys like you say every thing on that ship ust to be a person

  • @wasup55rocks i hate it when you kill one and they scream like monsters but then the scream of anger turns into a strugle human scream like they still suffer :' (

  • @rlckypax make em suffer more then! lol

  • @punji73 haha LOL yeah im like sadic with those bastards but when i hear the human scream i feel like i did that to a human :( but hey it was me or it :D

  • @wasup55rocks lurkers are necromorphs made from infants you derp.

  • @wasup55rocks The official name is "Pregnant" in chapter 10 if you shoot their stomachs they release a Lurker necro, usually it tends to be the Swarmers,the little buggers that try and force their way into Isaac's suit.

  • Oh no it's the teen mom! :O

  • thers a moral here kids somewhere theres a moral here

  • Guess who made it pregnant .... Should have used a condom

  • @WorldOFWowCrafts

    Chuck Norris doesnt use a condom

  • @iHateAnime4LIfe How did his dick fit in the space suit

  • @WorldOFWowCrafts

    Chuck Norris doesn't need a space suit.

  • @Jarock316 just like i dont need a condom when i fuk ur mom

  • @vsnaruto1

    *Rolls eyes* Real mature, did your momma teach you that joke or did you burn a brain cell thinking of that yourself?

  • @Jarock316 and did you pleasure yourself continueing a "joke" that no longer has a point? and im obviosly more mature if i can atleast come up with better jokes than you  xD how mature is" chuck norris doesnt need a spacesuit"

  • @vsnaruto1

    Seems the point of what I said about Chuck Norris went over your head(It was a joke by the way).

  • @Jarock316 well, it annoys me that people dont put any effort in their jokes, if its not funny dont post it

  • @vsnaruto1 dude that joke was so stupid my sister could make a better one. Also the last time you got ass was when your fingers slipped through the toilet paper

  • @TheErwinAssasins haha, not bad.. if you can actualy think about what you say. why would you say a joke as retarded as that 1? and i dont care about ur sister, she isnt the persont postion stupid comments on youtube

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  • This is JUST like last monday at my cusins place.

  • If you pause correctly RIGHT at 0:15, you would see his HP go back to yellow. WTF

  • @ZetaProductionz i think it was just flashing for a sec

  • I thought it would grab you open its belly let its babies mess with you then you lose 2 arms look up and it sucks your upper body up

  • When i was getting owed by 10 of them that ass hole stabed attked me for a whole minet looked away and B slaped me in half

  • Okay guys... who gave her Splenda sweetener instead of sugar this time? *sighs* -.-'

  • Isaac did not want to take responsibility for making her pregnant, that's why it killed her :)

  • they kill you like in Assassins creed... hit them unguarded a couple times ten the gorey finishing move.

  • OMG IT'S JB'S MOM 17 YEARS AGO!

  • Dude, zooyork9311... thats.... SOOOOOO..... nasty....

  • I'm in that thing's nightmares.

  • WTF 0:14 HIS UPPER HALF OF HIS BODY FLOATS?!

  • shoot it and the children will GET REVENGE ON U

  • Mom?

  • its funny how in these videos they just stand their n wait to die

  • Pregnat Necro: YOU DIDN"T BRING MY MCDONALDS!!!!

    Issac: Oh... OH SHIT I"M SOR.. -gets chopped in half-

  • @DivineWolf76 bada bop ba baaa im lovin it

  • don't kill it cuz if you do you will upset the media and cause it to bitch and moan about a pregent woman (necromorph) being hurt in any way at all

  • justin bieber's mom when she found out she was giving birth to justin bieber^^

  • Shit, who let Rosie O'Donnell out?

  • @chiconspiracy looks more like Oprah :D 

  • @chiconspiracy i can't understand you

  • @MegaGamerRO

    ....

  • this game is twisted, first the puker, now this....wish i had an imagination as good as the guys who created the game.

  • according to my boyfriend Adrian, shes just mad because issac doesnt wanna pay child support....

  • Rosey O'donnel at her best terrorising the world since hell was invented

  • look! he can do a split!

  • Hmm...

    Isaac's are very nutritious to baby necromorphs, but should be eaten in moderation. You don't want them bursting out of your sac!

  • damn I want her digits lol

  • @taybar00017 lmao!!!

  • They should have a death where That fat fuck injects Isaac's stomach with those little fucks it has inside of it and they eat their way out of Isaac's body.

  • man....one hell of a abortion

  • ITS HAVING MOOD SWINGS!!!! CALL THE DOCTOR!!

  • Yeah it cuts you in half just like everything else in the game

  • 15 PEOPLE WANTED AN ABORTION...how could they!?!?!?!

  • shes fucking hot

  • Pop goes the pregnant monster thingy

  • Isaac disliked this vid 15 times

  • just run it off, youll be okay

  • a fly just came out of my cookie. . . . . not that its connected, i just wanted to share and plot this weird happening

  • Shoulda paid child support. .

  • @ShinjisLover LMAO nice one!

  • @k5lta Thanks! =D

  • wtf? if i find a pregnant more fat than this i will kill me :L

  • It's ok he can crawl the rest of the way and also yes horizontal cut Keats to vertical cuts and vise vers

  • just too disgusting

  • Somebody didn't give her ice cream...

  • Man, I just remember killing one, and then a horde of those leach things leaping out in front of me.

  • my brains driapihgvcfx..........

  • my brains dripping out my ear

  • my brains dripping out my ear...

  • Hey, anyone more heard a baby's cries on the beginning?

  • @HalfJawArbiter166 It's a Divider piece. Annoying little bastards.

  • the pregnat necromorph should have gotten a death killed isacc in a gross way

  • yo ON impossible he kills me in 2 hits LOL

  • For a second comment, pause at :16 and look at the spine.

  • Pregnant:LEMME GIVE YOU A HAIR CUT!

    Issac:No mom go away!

    Pregnant:Fine. *Kills issac* Haircut sounds better now doesnt it?

  • @meganmcker LOL

  • Vertical slash makes horizontal cut?

  • This how teen parents act like in real life.

  • was that a pregnant death? or is that how issac loses baby fat?

  • Pregnant? More like abortion! :D

  • LOL. Pregnant: LEAVE MY FUCKIN BABIES ALONE, BIATCH. -rapes you- Isacc: OH YES MORE BABIES. :D

  • man wtf everywhere i keep seeing these lame as justin beiber jokes they are fucking stupid so what the kid made money by singing on youtube either way no matter how mny jokes u make about him he is still gonna be a fad to girls and thats it

  • LOL HOW HIS HEALTH BAR GO UP

  • RUN BEFORE JUSTAN BIBER KILLS YOU...... oh never mind its to late it looks like his singing made isaac get decapataed

  • @nevarv |

    Technicly Im pretty sure that counts as evisceration not decapitation...

  • This game is officially to scary for me.

  • the only way that a pregnant killed me is when i popped her and her litle babies killed me

  • then again with isaac's crotch

  • GOD; how did u die? ISAAC; i got slised in half by a prego

  • A little unimaginative, basically the same death you get froma slasher.

  • @zooyork9311 what the fuck...

  • Isaac was the father.

  • You mean, "Roseo Donald"!

  • i like the way all the puppets fail to hit Isaac, and the fact that an attack that would fataly pwn ur ass in one hit from them, takes about 5. video game health bars rule. i want one.

  • Hey look! Its Katie price without her makeup on!

  • KILL EM' WITH FIRE!!!

  • :O oh my

  • RUN DUMBASS, RUN IF YOU WANNA LI-

    Too late.

  • She though Isaac was the father.

  • OMG IT KILLED KENNY!!

  • @andytheshark  YOU BASTARD!!

  • preggo monster likes it when you call him big poppa.

  • 0:16 notice isaac's RIG its health goes up a little when he dies

  • So this is what the mean by pregnant mood swings....

  • hunter is very diferent. they are not fat like the pregnant, you CANT kill him, because they regenerate, oh the hunter have a death cutscene.

  • @DouglasPrestesPenha hmmmm my game is extremly modified so i can just open a console and type kill all and just walk through the ship

  • FUCKING LAME!

  • congratulations scary zombie its a b.. OMG IT GOT MY HEAD!!!!!

  • wow his limbs are fragile then again the blades are very sharp

  • good vid, but I thought those things were called hunters!

  • @RedBlueSucks Nooo the one in the vid is called a Pregnant

    Hunters are the necromorphs that regenerate and come after you in the 6th(?) and 10th chapter. They are th