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  • But who printed the last newspaper?

  • i don't don't don't understand what people have against gay marriage, or homosexual people in general, for that matter. seriously, WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT THAT. WHERE'S THE PROBLEM? i don't get it, and i guess i never will.

    anyway, that was great. i love jimmy.

  • The Pope is from Slytherin.

  • Actually, gay marriage is so tediously dull and ordinary that it will bore the world to death. Apropos gay marriage Edna St. Vincent Millay hit the nail on the head when she wrote the following poem: "Was it for this I uttered prayers/And sobbed and cursed and kicked the stairs/That now, domestic as a plate,/I should retire at half-past eight?"

  • If the pope is so worried about gay marriage maybe he should think about the damaging effects molestation has on children and the even more damaging effects it has on society for an entire organization to seek to cover up the assaults on children.

  • @johnbarleycorn:izzat so? Tell that to my husband.

  • Everyone died and who printed the newspaper?

  • Thers another answer to that too.. The end of humnity is over

  • the worlds population is growing exponentially - gay is the answer

  • @gorton8andy The Worlds drug addiction is growing - Drugs are the answer!!!

  • @bladerunner123ish

    Fail comparison.

  • @SuicidalNun Lol HUGE fail.

  • @gorton8andy I think God makes people gay just for that!! haha :)

  • Perhaps our definition of"God" is the problem... do we mean cosmic intent or?,  cosmic accident or intent....what a wonderful mystery, either way our universe is incredible.!

  • Lets look at all the ways "Christians"could end humanity

  • @edwinstar100 Christians will probably never end humanity because their numbers are declining on a daily basis. It's losing the strength it had. However that's not the point of this video. The point is that the LGBT community isn't capable of ending the world either, nor do we even want to. As an Atheist, I have no belief in heaven, thus this life on Earth is the only one I got. Therefore I gain nothing by ending everything, unlike the religious who would then have their heaven.

  • This is unbelievably stupid. Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion, is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet

  • @dnsndrs Jimmy is actually being sarcastic. He's pointing out to the ridiculousness of Pope's statement that gay marriage would lead to the extinction of humanity. Jimmy's gay-friendly.

  • oh my god the gays are coming!!

  • bahahahahaha. it's the apocalypse! it's the gays!! gays+marriage=december 2012 ---> we're all dead!

  • @bodysnatchersemu how was that remotely funny/make sense?

  • YES I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAYS BICYCLIST =D

  • Disliking people for wanting gay marriage because of your religion is like disliking people for wanting to eat cake when you're on a diet.

  • @mchandler2112 Religion can be "common sense" its not normal for two men to be sticking it in each others ass "Simple"

  • @bladerunner123ish Depends on what "normal" means for you. What about a straight guy who wants to have anal with his girlfriend? I don't see you protesting that. What about the straight guys who like to have car batteries clamped to their nipples? What about gay guys that just love each other? Which is unnatural?

  • I like how there still would be a newspaper when everybody is dead :D

  • @stephc0818 LOL same here XD

  • Time for me to go Am being hunted down by a mad crazy woman!! God be with you everyone.

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  • That makes more sense than the crap the guys at work say about gay marriage.

  • wow! Funny! Someone should force Kimmel to watch the last 3 minutes of the 4 segments of youtube Islamic sexuality videos by Ann Barnhardt. For the last laugh!! After all he's a late night comedian! He can take it! LOL!!

  • I answered your question, I have never read the Bible, sorry are you not Gay?

  • It's always been ADAM AND EVE and always will

  • stupid pope, I wonder where he put his brain when he said that (if he has one )

  • @bladerunner123ish

    wow. you really want to base your argument on the bible?!?!

    Are you saying that you live your life according to the scriptures?

    Good luck!!!

  • @montrealmuscle Well how do you think Gays come about if your so up on the subject?

  • @bladerunner123ish I'd say god created them (in his own image)

  • @montrealmuscle (or her own image)

  • @montrealmuscle Answer my Question, do you have a resentment with a Woman

  • @bladerunner123ish you're too funny bladrunner. Why would I have any resentments with a woman? What makes yo say that? All I wanted to know is if you live your life according to the bible? Since you insisted I answer your question,which I did, you might want to return the favor and do the same.

  • @montrealmuscle Because Gays are more Female than male which can only come from a resentment to a Woman or Mother/

  • @bladerunner123ish Gawd you're ignorant. I've known a few 'Gays' who were more masculine than you are. More female than male? I've known more straight men who had a feminine side than gay men who were 'feminine'. Maybe you should crawl out from under your rock a little more often.

  • @inflatableclown6 Why do you think Gays are Masculine,to try and overcome their female Identity ,Its a conflict inside between the male and the female identity A Gay looks at a man through a females eyes (Mothers),why do you think they find men attractive!!!,they hook up with another man to try and get back there full male identity BUT the other guy is doing the same so its catch 22!! errrr and i dont live under a rock I build houses and live in them thankyou!!

  • @bladerunner123ish See that's where you and I differ. You think homosexuality happens as a result of a corruptive or bad influence whereas I believe (and scientists, do too) that it is genetic and born into a person. The 'under a rock' reference was because you have the mentality of a cave man. Maybe you should to work for Geico.

  • @inflatableclown6 How immature and defensive you are, I never said any parents were "deliberately" corruptive or Bad! you can look at the science of it all day long, its like the alcoholic in denial.Mother was either over protective or a witch and the father was either a beast (sex was everything) or submissive(Weak) to the Mother.Fathers are meant to save the male child from the mother when he reaches manhood, in tribe terms take him out with the men hunting while Mother stays with the women.

  • @bladerunner123ish Why are you so angry with Men.

  • @bladerunner123ish I am also angry with men. If i see my ex boyfriend i will throw patrol over him!

  • @bladerunner123ish Why do you give a sh*t what Roy Masters says??!! Do you have no understanding of your very own? You're actually a very poor example of what he is trying to teach people, namely how to think for themselves, which obviously you are incapable of doing.

  • @inflatableclown6 Hey its not me who is spending my Life hating a Guy who helps people.

  • @bladerunner123ish You're very presumptuous without even knowing me. I can disagree with someone without hating. Unlike you.

  • @bladerunner123ish I'm gay, I love my mother very, very much, and about half of my friends are girls. You have no idea what you're talking about.

  • @ZrazorRozenstrauch Your Mother has put her female nature in you by spoiling you so you look at males through your Mothers Eyes thats why you find them attractive .

  • @bladerunner123ish That's possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Congratulations.

  • @ZrazorRozenstrauch go play on ya video games and make sure your up for school in the morning I couldn't give a flying toss what you think.

  • @bladerunner123ish You clearly care a lot about what people think because you've been posting nonstop on this video for days responding to many many different people. Do you have a job?

  • @montrealmuscle Ah, never mind bladerunner. He's programmed by a cult leader who teaches that all the evils of the world come through women, and subsequently through men when they resent women. Just a buncha bull----.

  • @inflatableclown6 No he actually says men are more wicked!!

  • @inflatableclown6 You still got a resentment with your father.

  • @bladerunner123ish You're still really absurd and totally programmed. Y'all got no insight whatsoever and you're devoid of understanding. Roy Masters would be totally ashamed of you.

  • @inflatableclown6 Its a pity you hate so much.

  • @bladerunner123ish I hate no one, and have no reason to, either. It's hilarious that you're so scared of me. Evidence of your own emotional instability and irrational fear.

  • @inflatableclown6 lol you make me smile anyways, Do you fancy Roy then !!

  • @bladerunner123ish Sure, I fancy Roy. He's good for a laugh.

  • @bladerunner123ish homosexuality is prevalent in nature. so god must have created it, yes? or do you think the boogeyman downstairs is making male lions and dolphins fuck, too? you bible humpers are fucking pathetic.... grow up

  • @RandomTrollAccount Why do you compare Humans with animals!! Do you have sex with males and females little man.

  • @bladerunner123ish this guy is 41 folks. 41... *facepalm*

  • @RandomTrollAccount Your an Animal who feels insecure unless you have ya Dick in something.

  • fuck you man that imortant i tell you now humanity is doomd with you

  • So its technically the nabours fault! Nope still the gays havent caused it! But that made me laugh so fucking much!

  • Well, the pope still allows gay sex with boys. Guess that's "better".

  • how would that newspaper even be written?

  • well i live in the netherlands.. free people here!!

  • @evanderep Can u holds hands with the same sex without people looking at u odd?

  • @gayproud1 Yes, in amsterdam you can, but dont go to friesland.. people will hate you there... but in other places you can!

  • @gayproud1 The netherland is the most gay friendliest country in the earth.

  • @evanderep Yeah that's because it is full of Appeasers.

  • I am confused. How the hell is the race going to die out considering there r more people on earth today then over. Infact gay people save the world by lowering the population 10%. Which is a good thing. If everyone was straight you would have massive issues on ur hands with hunger, even worse then noe. The only reason the pope is saying this is because him personally don't like gays, nothing to do with the fucking race dying out.

  • @gayproud1 or he may be saying this to provoke massive outburst of support for gay community, ultimately making it even more acceptable globally, leading to increase in homosexuality and destroying the current societal norms of partnerships, resulting in alteration of "traditional" families, creating totally new and different flux of norms etc etc you just never know with these "rulers" of the world.

  • @gayproud1 Thats like the alcoholic saying he is saving people from becoming alcoholics by drinking more than his fair share lol!!

  • Ive seen plenty of southern straight couples paint their house that color.

  • ROFLMAO

  • Vraiment une gueule de con ce présentateur!

    Look very stupid this man!

  • This is crap.

  • So,a bitter,twisted,warped octogenarian in a long dress & with the lecherous sneer of a kiddy-fiddler gets to decide who has the right to marry! The evil old fart wouldn't know the 1st thing about humanity.

  • I've never understood the argument against gay marriage. What is everybody so afraid of? Not allowing people to wed is not going to change anybody's behavior or who they are. The whole argument seems very childish and spiteful to me.

  • I want that newspaper with the headline EVERYBODY DEAD

  • absolute crap

  • @ldill2007 No thanks.

  • I have a better theory. The person who was ran over was Shinji Ikari, thus Rei never fought against the Human Instrumentality project, thus the end of the world.

  • that we're here to stop you baby makers from destroying the worlds niche because a scientist figured it out one f***ing day.

  • First by overpopulating the world, destroying the worlds niche, starving us all to death, deplete all our .05% of clean water we use in the world, then kill all the gay people in the world because of their homophobic ways whether it's gay suicide because of straight people or being brutally killed, then ask god why the world is ending, and lastly they finally figure out why gay (Non-baby makers) were put in this world only to realize.....

  • Straight people will end the world first.

  • hahhaha love it

  • Send him a copy of jersey shore lol!

  • If gays are to be judged as sinners, God will do it- at the same time we are all judged as sinners. Otherwise, we should all get on with our own lives, but help others when and where we can. Unless we like being obsessed about things we say we'd never do ourselves, of course.

  • Actually, forcing gays to be straight would end humanity much faster. We're at 7 billion already. The Earth can hardly cope because religion frowns upon contraception and forces marriage/childbirth. The gay community may actually help curb the increasing population from many heteros having children they cant sustain.

  • @KellyK0028 We could also adopt all those homeless kids and the ones in foster care too. I never got that procreation argument. My straight brother loves me and would never dream of loving a man the way I do so the future of humanity is secured! Thanks KellyK.

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  • lol all the religious babble in the comments is priceless. If someone said to you "my opinion is that being a warmongering USA citizen and calling your self christian is IMMORAL" would you care? probably not, so guess what. gays dont care if you think they are immoral.

  • This is wrong but its there life they choose there orentation

  • @cphomevideos122

    They chose their orientation? When did you choose to be straight?

  • @KellyK0028 yes

  • @cphomevideos122

    And... that doesn't answer it my question. I said 'When did you choose to be straight?'. If they chose to be gay, you obviously chose to be straight? When? When did you pose the question and answer it?

  • @KellyK0028 im only 12 i have no idea hat you are talking bout

  • That was hilarious!

  • that was a pretty lame joke....thats the funniest thing he could think of??

  • GAYS ARE TOO DRAMATIC LOL

  • @lebf89 Don't have the balls to hit the reply button? Coward. Are you really a Muslim in the UK? I don't agree w/ English defence league but I kinda hope they exterminate you at this point.

  • THE POPE IS RIGHT

  • There will always be those that don't agree on this topic. Just know that if every man was extremely masculine and they said gays no longer existed, it would be a big lie. Do something that matters and help expose the lies of scam insurance companies and accomplish something.

  • @lebf89 Really? Because I am gay, but my brother and sister are both straight as pins. And we live in an upper middle class home, in an upper middle class neighborhood... not sure what you're talking about.

  • @lebf89 I take it you're not gay yourself. Your statement is therefore not credible.

  • @lebf89 I know your religious nonsense keeps you from the truth but you fail at science.

    /watch?v=EyFbEc89tx8

    My cousin is gay and his heterosexual parents have been married for 33 years and they are still together today. Homosexuality is not like a light switch where your straight one day and gay the next. Get your head out of you ass. And yes, you're an ignorant motherfucker. Now that's not an opinion, that's a fact.

  • @lebf89 And one more thing: if you ever spoke to my cousin face-to-face like you talk in these comments, I would knock you unconscious. Keep at it and you'll eventually run into someone that will.

  • @RedAndGoldSF49 shutup

  • @RedAndGoldSF49 Yo I'm sure this guy was a dick but violence isn't cool. Enough people against gay rights as it is. Violence is bad.

  • @lebf89

    Than explain two sibling from the same borken home; one being straight, the other gay? Or perhaps explain why homosexuals who had a great upbringing and a solid home 'became' gay? Or even exaplin how a bad upbringing or broken home could make someone who was born straight want to suck on a pen... I wont finish that sentence, you may faint.

  • @lebf89 actually they are born gay, dont believe what a known liar says (that being the pope in this instance)

  • @lebf89 You don't have to agree with anyone! It isn't your place to deny anyone else equal rights, though. You are not a king.

  • @lebf89

    Hitler was entitled to his opinions - doesn't mean they should have been tolerated. Opinion ain't fact.

  • @KellyK0028

    EXACTLY. Thank you.

  • @lebf89 It does make you ignorant to shout it out to the world that no one should listen to gay people.

  • I agree with the pope

  • @lebf89 So you're admitting that you're an idiot? Congratulations.

  • @MaryWaterton..slavery, mistreatment of Blacks and women, killing off Native Americans. This country has done all of those things. Those are horrible things. I think most people would agree. God didn't destroy the country for commiting those horrible acts. Yet somehow, allowing two people of the same sex to get married is just going to send God over the edge isn't? Give me a break.

  • Flood of Noah, Sodom & Gomorrah ... these were God's warnings against HOMOSEXUALITY and other equally serious sins. Foolish Americans, do you think God will not destroy you for doing the same things?

  • @MaryWaterton Well the next time there's a unnatural hail of fire and brimstone, perhaps punctuated by the booming voice of an angry God pointing out what we did wrong... maybe I'll start to believe you.

  • @MaryWaterton God didn't destroy Canada for enacting same-sex marriage. Or Spain. They are doing fine. Do explain, oh all-knowing holy one. Or just go kill yourself because you are such a stupid fucking fool! Lol!

  • @MaryWaterton prove god exists, till then your argument is invalid

  • @idaman12345 You either know or you dont, prove he does not exist!!

  • @bladerunner123ish Prove he does not exist? The burden of proof isn't on us, since we aren't the ones making anything up.

    And don't even joke around, common sense and religion shouldn't even be in the same sentence together. "Simple".

  • @ShadowOfRahl Well you either know or you don't,I know God works from within me,I Just Know, So what do you believe in ?

  • @bladerunner123ish "Well you either know or you don't"

    That's a completely incorrect statement. There is a state in between the two called possibility, and it requires research to go either way. Before the research you neither know, nor not know... at least with complete certainty. Since there is more proof of all gods (from all religions) nonexistence than there is existence, logically one should choose Atheism, until actual data to think otherwise occurs.

  • @bladerunner123ish Continued* which has yet to happen after thousands of years.

    I'm not saying there is a 100% chance there isn't a god, I'm just saying as of right now I see no logical reason to remotely believe in one, thus as of now my non-belief is 99.99% repeating. This still makes me an Atheist however, despite common belief. Just as no Christians are 100% sure their God exists (for it's not possible to be) yet they still believe.

  • @bladerunner123ish Continued* My personal belief thus far is godless. However, I do believe in humanity, and that we are fully capable of creating a true and pure morality. I don't know why so many think of themselves and every other human as being so lowly they need a god to toss them around just to be a good person. It's sad.

    I'm not saying I'm the most optimistic person, but this life is plenty and whole enough for me. I don't need a heaven to make it worthwhile.

  • @ShadowOfRahl I have had all them thoughts myself had all them doubts, I do not have them anymore because I now know who my creator is, that's all I need to know,I do very well in life but its not down to me its down to God,keeps your ego at bay you see!!!

  • Who the hell is the pope??

  • Marriage doesn't mean anything anymore I don't know why people make such a big deal about it.

  • @missdrea14 As a gay man, I'd tend to agree that marriage isn't that important to me, its an atiquated idea that holds no weight in my relationships. However there are many many benefits that come along with being married and I feel, as an American citizen, I am fully entitled to these benefits. Politicians think it's ok to give us these rights but call it under a lesser name, "civil unions", is just pulling straight out of the "Seperate but equal" ideology that failed in the past

  • This is entirely possible. I hate fuchsia.

  • I wonder if everyone would turn gay right now, dead, alive, unborn or otherwise, if humanity would last. Would we still reproduce at a high enough rate to sustain our species? Same question with becoming a-sexual btw cuz it's really more about removing being fit for reproduction, not the specifics on being unfit.

    If we would all lose our sense of shame and bigotry with regard to sexuality the world would make a whole lot more "love not war". Just make sure you play it safe ;-)

  • @Karami And straight people have pedophile tendencies. Most pedophiles are straight. You are so ignorant.

  • the state has an interest in increasing the population of a society. This is the sole reason along side many other attributes that the sole interest of the state should be to preserve the family between a man and a woman. This so called "gay marriage" is no such thing. Marriage is the bringing forth for the next generation. It depends on the continuation of that procreation

  • @mysticdragon0514 It's true. I got married, but then I didn't have kids, and The State evoked my marriage license. THAT TOTALLY HAPPENED.

  • What is marriage? People can choose to act and do what they want in their own bedroom. But for the cell of family to be 2 women or two men is to me, very disturbing. But then again, this society condone sex before marriage, have marriage lasting 72 days, teenagers pregnant at 16, father not taking care of their kids. So the cell of our society which is the family has been damage long ago. So what the hell, marry gay and lesbian. Does it matter?

  • @nephtalia2002 You've hit the nail on the head. It doesn't matter whether or not you find gay and lesbian marriage "very disturbing". Nobody is trying to force you to get gay married, so stop fucking complaining about it.

  • "If the pope is worried about the end of humanity, someone ought to send him an episode of jersey shore because, pretty sure it ended already" ahahahahahahaha, that line made me laugh xD same with the rest of the video :P

  • I'm quite open minded but I feel there is something really strange about same sex marriage. Just my opinion.

  • @nevascared123

    Well, you're entitled to that belief, but I might point out that not so many years ago, the vast majority of people in this country felt there was something really strange about interracial marriage. But as long as you don't try to force your beliefs on others, you of course have the right to hold any opinion you want...

  • @jerico641 Dude no offence but race and sexuality are two different things. Men and women can have babies. Men and men can't. That's just the way i see it but I don't force it on anybody it's just my logic. I am mixed race myself and you cannot compare the two examples.

  • @nevascared123

    Love doesn't usually have anything to do with reproduction, as I understand it. You fall in love with whoever you happen to fall in love with. If you can reproduce, great, if not, whatever, you still love the person. And what you CAN compare between the two examples are people's attitudes toward them. Many people hated the idea of interracial marriage (some hillbillies still do), and many people today hate the idea of same-sex marriage; do you see my point?

  • @jerico641 interracial marriage is between a man and a woman. Racism is a presupposition of pinning a sin on a person before you get to know them. (thief, lazy, murderer, etc..) It is a generalization of someone's sins before this person shows any sign of them.

    When a person tells you that they are gay, they themselves are telling you they sin. Seeing as you stated that we have a right to hold to our own opinion, This includes mine.

  • @pretoshohmoofc Actually during the time of civil rights the Right Wing Religious types compared interracial marriage to Leviticus 20:15. So no this argument now used against Homosexuals has been used against Race too. Hate has been the action of the day for religious fundamentalists.

  • @BrochTyr Lev 20:15 is talking about Beastiality, not Interracial marriage . and you are confusing Right Wing Religious types with the KKK. Even to this day, the KKK still hold on to this verse. So nice try. Martin Luther King Jr was ALSO against Homosexuality

  • @pretoshohmoofc

    You have that right; and I have the right to state that I think the whole concept of "sin" is ridiculous, and I don't know how anyone in the 21st Century could still hold with nonsensical, ancient beliefs about others (whom they also don't know, you realize there are lots of gay people out there you haven't met; are they all sinners as well?). Now, please read carefully: what I was comparing was only the ATTITUDE of people regarding same sex marriage vs. interracial marriage.