Added: 3 years ago
From: frezned
Views: 131,021
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (1,761)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Ttrouble. It looks like you have it.

  • im subscribed to alot of big youtubers, but whenever i actually want to legit laugh hard i just go back and watch old frezned videos

  • 1:47 made me laugh. Reminds me of the time at school when my friend and I used to rip paper men in half starting from between the legs, making similar sound effects too. It actually doesn't make sense because that would be equally as painful for paper women.

  • @stupidintellect90 i thought you meant ripping it horizontally (yeah, i'm nerdy) until you said the part about the women. and thank you for having respect for us women.

  • Ughhhhhhhhh Frezned.

    The irony centre of my brain is now exhausted.

  • HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST FREZNED I'VE EVER WATCHED I THINK, YOU ARE FUCKING (or should I say freaking/friggin?) AWESOME MAN. ;D

  • Soooooooooo funny! I showed my friend and we spent about 10 minutes trying to do the thing with the microphone.....

  • I was really confused. It was very entertaining.

  • oh tom. you are so hyper. i love you.

  • is that indomie goreng ur eating?

  • Why doesn't this have a million views?

  • i...love you.

  • This... I definitely laughed.

  • i dont think you should drink orange juice anymore

  • most amusing thing i've ever watched

  • OJ makes me hyper!! :)

  • LOL

  • its like watching a man go mad

  • that sound you never described is eating me up inside! what is it?

  • ok so nerimon brought me here....and I am so confused.....

  • LMAO

  • Those noodles looked tasty...

  • um... wat is he saying? haha i have no clue what this is about

  • Why does he remind me of michael cera?

  • @felicityh20 I was thinking the same thing :o

    it might be the hair. And the lips.

  • aww tell us what that sound was XD *subscribes*

  • Hot noodle eating man!!

  • Maybe it's because of the people I grew up with, but I can understand your hurried speech and your hurried speech when your mouth is brimming with noodles.

  • i turned the captions on and it is pricless. it just cant keep up. poor little beta tested google program... itll all be over soon...

  • "Use a bookmark": I love you so much right now.

  • I like noodles

  • it sounded like a lamp...

  • my books spine is breaking right now, and it's all your fault tom.

  • Orange juice makes me hyper... and ill... I got tested for it so now I'm intolerant. FUN

  • In the southern US, people talk much, much, slower on a regular basis.

  • English is not my native language, but I understand enough to love you anyways.

  • i put my book down like that to watch the video, sorry

  • "ooh tan city! hellew ; )"

  • I want you to know this is the video that made me subscribe. <3

  • @penkittychan me too!

  • This has to be my favorite Frezned video ever!

  • @DavidTismyDoctor Mine too! i have watched it so many times.

  • bong

  • Velocity of speech?

    So speech is a vector quantity? - I didn't know speech has direction.

  • erm, Tom what was in your orange juice?

  • every time I leave a book down like that your voice pops into my head; "that's called breaking the spine!!!" so I can never leave books down like that, not even for a few minutes.

  • This video is freaking awesome :)

  • i watched this. then i immediatally went back to the beginning and watched it again

  • If Michael Cera and I had a kid, this is EXACTLY how'd he look. If that were possible.

  • hahaha.

    I just hit me that we do actually speak very fast in Australia.

    No wonder people think we talk weird.

  • Uck. I hate you. Just kidding. I hate that I can love you and your videos so much. It's such a burden. Shame on you. You suck.

  • how the freak do you talk so freaking fast? for freaks sake.

  • Yay! Nyoodles! Nyoooooooodlezzzz! Yay frezned for another amazing video!

  • gaahh... its so weird when you talk slow...

  • HOLY BAJEEZUS YOU ARE THE AUSTRALIAN MICHAEL J. FOX (:

  • @thecheesegrl sure thing

  • @thecheesegrl australian

  • And this is why I subscribed :D

  • 2:07 it's an empty drinks can?

  • i love you frezned.

    marry me.

  • I cant believe I went so long on youtube without finding you!

  • I'm pretty sure I've contributed to at least half of this video's views. Every few months I just come back and watch it several hundred more times.

  • I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT WAS!

  • Your skin is so perfect I want to eat it.

  • You're quite possibly my new favorite youtuber. Goddamn you're funny.

  • "keeps them looking clean"...*bang*

  • someone is going to win that sudoku book soon 0.0

  • tan city

  • 1:23 - 1:25 made my day

  • you are really wonderful.

  • This one never gets old.

  • *looks to left, sees book face down with spine broken*

    ...well it's a rubbish book, it deserves hurting! :p

  • "and you will never find out what that was!"

    on the contrary tom....i already know [;

  • 1:04 to 1:07 might just be my favorite moment ever from any of your videos. I laugh every single time. :D

  • i think this might be my favorite frezned video ever... EVER! o.O

  • Ahahaha day made.

  • ugh you have made me crave noodles now!!!!!!!!!!

  • I have never placed a book so it could break it's spine since watching this 2 years ago

  • I lolled.

    Learnt a new word last month while on holiday in Greece....it's MALAKA, which is Greek for wanker. :) In England they use the word twat, or twattery. That is all.

  • I always watch your videos twice in a row just to catch everything. :D

  • Actually, you personified the microphone (as it is an object)

    Not really anthropomorphism(if you had a small fish called Microphone it would be fine.)

    ENGLISH.

  • @livelikejackandsally Anthropromorthicpersonificatio­n is my favourite word EVER :D

  • Actually, anthopomorphism is any attribution of human characteristics (or characteristics assumed to belong only to humans) to non-human animals, non-living things, phenomena, material states, objects or abstract concepts.

    Talking is a human trait, and the microphone is an object, therefore this is anthropomorphism.

    Furthermore, if you had a small fish called microphone it would not be anthropomorphism, as the name Microphone is not a trait assumed to belong only to humans, it would be weird.

  • "Because it wants me to!"

  • Was that... MI GORENG?! If it was, I love you even more.

  • you just taught me a new word anthropomorphise

  • wankers not that offensive anyways it`s just funny

  • you look like michael cera, that guy is a fag

  • Frezned, you remind me of Jesse Eisenberg... you know, that guy from the social network/ adventureland. Not sure why though....hmmm.

  • I fell off the seat laughing while I watched this.

  • HAHAHAHAHAA OH SHIT I LOL'D I LOL'D

  • i watch this everyday

  • I drank orage juice while I watched this.

  • @OnionFoot313 Me too!

  • the good old frezned was fun

  • Comment removed

  • I LOVE YOU

  • If you try to transcribe the audio, almost all of it is completely insane.

    When he says, "This is what I mean by the way, uhhh that's not very good is it?" the transcription just says (for all of that), "that's great."

  • Oooooohhhhhhhhh TAN CITY!! hahaha

  • Safety first

  • i died when you went "Because it wants me to"

  • "oooh tan city!

    hellooo"

  • dude, i need to marry you.

  • Soooo... I'm guessing the book hit the glass of orange juice then. And you said we'd never know, phhfft.

  • Deffinately my favorite video from you. Never gets old :)

  • i totally read the title as "I made orange juice while i drank this.". i must say i was a little confused.

  • Wanker isn't that offensive in England either :P

  • I <3 FREZNED.

  • freakidy freak

  • haha XD your so freakin strange I LOVE IT <3

  • I actually just fell in love with you.

  • @itsjessie13 Get in line :3

  • could you be any more attractive?

    I think not.

  • :D frezned I love you!

  • 1:06 just do it

  • "And you'll never find out what that was" that's so cruel of you :)) now I'm curious. Anyway it was funny as hell 'cause you were just talking about taking good care of books :))

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAH

  • i fully expected to see you drinking orange juice, given the title, but then again why would i want to see you drinking orange juice?

  • Haha Keep up the rare appearances :P

  • you are soooo weird

  • god, you are fucking hilarious. i was literally rofl-ing. 

  • I love the word wanker and I'm English- I wish I cod use it more without offending people... maybe I should come to

    Australia! :D xx

  • oh my god i have got to have some noodles right now!

  • hahaha most english people speak really fast then they talk about something they "care" about........ hahaha xD

  • that noodle bit was attractive. I have a question for you. Do you do anything performance-wise outside of youtube. like standup?

  • I love the word 'wanker'. And I love this video. And you.

  • i just watched 1:24 about 10 times in a row. :)

  • I don't get the bit about the English wanker bit D:

  • @hattieeatsthings 'Wanking' is masturabating, for a man. :D A 'wanker' is just a derogatary and offensive name for someone, like 'dickhead' or 'arsehole'.

  • @Deinegurkeriechstgut i know what it is, I'm English and I don't get the resemblance between English people and wanker,and how it is not as an offensive word in Australia. :)

  • @hattieeatsthings OH..... :p Ah, well I don't really know.

  • 120 people don't have a sense of humor.

  • "Ahh, safety, mm.... keeps 'em looking clean!"

    *clang*

    LOL

  • "Hey Everyone, I'm Microphone and I'm naked!"

  • Man you are related to Chuck Norris. :L

  • The top suggestion video on this is titled "Body Acne?"

  • Wanker isn't such a big one in Scotland either.

    In fact, most insults used in my school are taken half-heartedly:

    Gay, Wank, Wanker, Bitch, Twat, Mongo, Retard, Spazz, Tard, Spazztard, Fucking Retard (ECT, ECT, ECT)

    Seriously, I don't even give a crap when someone says any of those, why the hell should the English take offense at wanker.

  • whats a wanker?

  • @crazzynez ... its you

  • It's good to know that you're concerned about the welfare and safety of books everywhere.

  • So, you probably get this all the time, but...

    I think I love you.

  • n...n....NOODLES! =] ( Square smiley! )

  • OMG I thought you were Michael Cera the actor!! LOL

  • I feel like I really wanna give you a hug.

  • "I am a vampire

    I am Adonis

    I am a wanker"

    =P

  • I kinda love you !

  • I always talk really fast.... i recently met this spanish girl and I was just talking to her (fast like usual), but later I found out that i was supposed to talk slowly because she was just learning english.... so she probably didn't understand about 80% of what I said and just nodded her head and smiled.... wow....

  • it was an empty soft drink can, most probably coke - the typical drink for a uni student!

  • I love this one, too. "And you'll never find out what that was." Haha! By the way, I say that line all the time. "Did you know...?" xD

  • You're a pretty eater

  • wanker isnt offensive to americans cuz no one knows or cares what the hell it means

  • @howard6philly

    But he said English people, not Americans.

  • I want to find out what that was :(

  • Why r u so hot?

  • WHAT WAS THAT!?!??!?!

  • Ohhhh..... Tan City.

  • ur confusing me and i feel bad 4 tessa becuz she can't let go over u!!! will you just notice herr!

  • 1:23 - lmao.

  • ahhh i love this. btw i totally understand the talking too fast thing, I do it too. Most people don't seem to mind, but then there are those few....

  • i like meekakitty better because i can't understand what ur talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I also put egg in my noodles. Fucking awesome. Whoever came up with that deserves a medal.

  • My mum always leaves my books open like that...

  • "Oh hey I'm a microphone, I'm naked"

  • where is the god damn juice!? :P

  • hey, i dont see no orange juice........

    damn false advertising

  • Just because he drank orange juice while he was making the video doesn't mean he filmed himself doing it.

  • I am Dracula!

    I am Adonis!

    I am a wanker...

    I think I love you

  • Funny as fuck

  • "Then, aughh, safety, mmm, keeps 'em looking clean!" -clang-

    HAH god i love you and your pace of speech, i do the exact same thing lol.

    CANADA SENDS ITS LOVE! from my house-ahem-

  • RAMEN!.. right?

  • EYEEEEEEE Liked it =D

  • epic video, favorited

  • Lol nice video ^^

    And trust me. "Wanker" is even less offensive with an American accent T.T

  • thats the funniest video you have ever made

  • i like noodles

  • that was a shameless ploy for Mr. Noodles

    Now i'm hungry

  • "And you'll never know what it was" ahah i dont even get absolutely all of your words since i am french, but dude even from what i understand u're hilarious. God you're just saying shit but in some kind of a witty weird true way... i just LOVE your videos ! (still if eventually you could speak a LITTLE slower i'd be awesome)