1:47 made me laugh. Reminds me of the time at school when my friend and I used to rip paper men in half starting from between the legs, making similar sound effects too. It actually doesn't make sense because that would be equally as painful for paper women.
@stupidintellect90 i thought you meant ripping it horizontally (yeah, i'm nerdy) until you said the part about the women. and thank you for having respect for us women.
Maybe it's because of the people I grew up with, but I can understand your hurried speech and your hurried speech when your mouth is brimming with noodles.
every time I leave a book down like that your voice pops into my head; "that's called breaking the spine!!!" so I can never leave books down like that, not even for a few minutes.
Learnt a new word last month while on holiday in Greece....it's MALAKA, which is Greek for wanker. :) In England they use the word twat, or twattery. That is all.
Actually, anthopomorphism is any attribution of human characteristics (or characteristics assumed to belong only to humans) to non-human animals, non-living things, phenomena, material states, objects or abstract concepts.
Talking is a human trait, and the microphone is an object, therefore this is anthropomorphism.
Furthermore, if you had a small fish called microphone it would not be anthropomorphism, as the name Microphone is not a trait assumed to belong only to humans, it would be weird.
"And you'll never find out what that was" that's so cruel of you :)) now I'm curious. Anyway it was funny as hell 'cause you were just talking about taking good care of books :))
@hattieeatsthings 'Wanking' is masturabating, for a man. :D A 'wanker' is just a derogatary and offensive name for someone, like 'dickhead' or 'arsehole'.
@Deinegurkeriechstgut i know what it is, I'm English and I don't get the resemblance between English people and wanker,and how it is not as an offensive word in Australia. :)
I always talk really fast.... i recently met this spanish girl and I was just talking to her (fast like usual), but later I found out that i was supposed to talk slowly because she was just learning english.... so she probably didn't understand about 80% of what I said and just nodded her head and smiled.... wow....
"And you'll never know what it was" ahah i dont even get absolutely all of your words since i am french, but dude even from what i understand u're hilarious. God you're just saying shit but in some kind of a witty weird true way... i just LOVE your videos ! (still if eventually you could speak a LITTLE slower i'd be awesome)
Ttrouble. It looks like you have it.
asyouwish141 3 weeks ago
im subscribed to alot of big youtubers, but whenever i actually want to legit laugh hard i just go back and watch old frezned videos
JReysProductions 2 months ago 5
1:47 made me laugh. Reminds me of the time at school when my friend and I used to rip paper men in half starting from between the legs, making similar sound effects too. It actually doesn't make sense because that would be equally as painful for paper women.
stupidintellect90 2 months ago
@stupidintellect90 i thought you meant ripping it horizontally (yeah, i'm nerdy) until you said the part about the women. and thank you for having respect for us women.
crazycookie76 4 weeks ago
Ughhhhhhhhh Frezned.
The irony centre of my brain is now exhausted.
MisterAlexGabriel 3 months ago
HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST FREZNED I'VE EVER WATCHED I THINK, YOU ARE FUCKING (or should I say freaking/friggin?) AWESOME MAN. ;D
goatencopyrighted 3 months ago
Soooooooooo funny! I showed my friend and we spent about 10 minutes trying to do the thing with the microphone.....
kmichele1 4 months ago
I was really confused. It was very entertaining.
3HeartsWereBreaking 5 months ago 4
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98SarawithnoH 5 months ago
oh tom. you are so hyper. i love you.
photogramapher 5 months ago
is that indomie goreng ur eating?
amzii87 5 months ago 2
Why doesn't this have a million views?
Imagimontana 5 months ago
i...love you.
BchangingN 5 months ago
This... I definitely laughed.
ShaggRuggg 5 months ago
i dont think you should drink orange juice anymore
TheWhitestPersonEver 5 months ago
most amusing thing i've ever watched
ImWellFiredUp 5 months ago
OJ makes me hyper!! :)
SuperMoo2TheRescue 5 months ago
LOL
faye303 5 months ago
its like watching a man go mad
devdesmusic 6 months ago 4
that sound you never described is eating me up inside! what is it?
pattso92 6 months ago
ok so nerimon brought me here....and I am so confused.....
TheSouhiHien 6 months ago
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hey everyone, I'm microphone and I'm naked LOOL
kmNinjapants0o 6 months ago
LMAO
PietkaMS 6 months ago
Those noodles looked tasty...
LagMaster55 6 months ago
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I'm impressed that your mind can keep up with your mouth.
omgshift111 6 months ago
um... wat is he saying? haha i have no clue what this is about
felicityh20 6 months ago
Why does he remind me of michael cera?
felicityh20 7 months ago
@felicityh20 I was thinking the same thing :o
it might be the hair. And the lips.
xOhLookItsAMYx 6 months ago
@xOhLookItsAMYx lol
felicityh20 6 months ago
aww tell us what that sound was XD *subscribes*
merandomamanda 7 months ago
Hot noodle eating man!!
huskypuppylove 7 months ago
Maybe it's because of the people I grew up with, but I can understand your hurried speech and your hurried speech when your mouth is brimming with noodles.
Siobhanasaurus 7 months ago
i turned the captions on and it is pricless. it just cant keep up. poor little beta tested google program... itll all be over soon...
DarthTomale 7 months ago
"Use a bookmark": I love you so much right now.
Lunarflare14 7 months ago 19
I like noodles
TheTinaTiger 7 months ago
it sounded like a lamp...
Nalanzazu 8 months ago
my books spine is breaking right now, and it's all your fault tom.
Pippo143 8 months ago
Orange juice makes me hyper... and ill... I got tested for it so now I'm intolerant. FUN
Getmekeki 8 months ago
In the southern US, people talk much, much, slower on a regular basis.
4nim3fr33k 8 months ago
English is not my native language, but I understand enough to love you anyways.
EdelGarstad 8 months ago
i put my book down like that to watch the video, sorry
tobiosnmakky 8 months ago
"ooh tan city! hellew ; )"
synonimical 8 months ago
I want you to know this is the video that made me subscribe. <3
penkittychan 8 months ago 3
@penkittychan me too!
redstrabrerreez 8 months ago
This has to be my favorite Frezned video ever!
DavidTismyDoctor 9 months ago 3
@DavidTismyDoctor Mine too! i have watched it so many times.
AlbinoJedi 9 months ago
bong
rcspoon1 9 months ago
Velocity of speech?
So speech is a vector quantity? - I didn't know speech has direction.
sweetsoad 9 months ago
erm, Tom what was in your orange juice?
purpleukulele 9 months ago 4
every time I leave a book down like that your voice pops into my head; "that's called breaking the spine!!!" so I can never leave books down like that, not even for a few minutes.
colorguardgurl24 9 months ago 4
This video is freaking awesome :)
Starfirejb13 9 months ago
i watched this. then i immediatally went back to the beginning and watched it again
girlwhovlogs 10 months ago
If Michael Cera and I had a kid, this is EXACTLY how'd he look. If that were possible.
cobaltchurch13 10 months ago 4
hahaha.
I just hit me that we do actually speak very fast in Australia.
No wonder people think we talk weird.
ElizaThornberry16 10 months ago
Uck. I hate you. Just kidding. I hate that I can love you and your videos so much. It's such a burden. Shame on you. You suck.
chelseabearcouture 10 months ago 3
how the freak do you talk so freaking fast? for freaks sake.
photogramapher 10 months ago
Yay! Nyoodles! Nyoooooooodlezzzz! Yay frezned for another amazing video!
alexis474542 11 months ago
gaahh... its so weird when you talk slow...
DavidTismyDoctor 11 months ago
HOLY BAJEEZUS YOU ARE THE AUSTRALIAN MICHAEL J. FOX (:
mifi97 11 months ago
@thecheesegrl sure thing
whereismypopsicle 1 year ago
@thecheesegrl australian
whereismypopsicle 1 year ago
And this is why I subscribed :D
NuclearParadox 1 year ago 2
2:07 it's an empty drinks can?
henryrds 1 year ago
i love you frezned.
marry me.
MyMissStephanie 1 year ago
I cant believe I went so long on youtube without finding you!
MissRandomRants 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure I've contributed to at least half of this video's views. Every few months I just come back and watch it several hundred more times.
GreenCristina 1 year ago
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT WAS!
ZbubbleZRSCA 1 year ago 50
Your skin is so perfect I want to eat it.
vanillagoat 1 year ago
You're quite possibly my new favorite youtuber. Goddamn you're funny.
BurbanOwl 1 year ago
"keeps them looking clean"...*bang*
Cattterfly 1 year ago
someone is going to win that sudoku book soon 0.0
Gvf77x 1 year ago
tan city
misspollyjane 1 year ago
1:23 - 1:25 made my day
Fantasyworld79 1 year ago
you are really wonderful.
essi135 1 year ago
This one never gets old.
frezneditch 1 year ago
*looks to left, sees book face down with spine broken*
...well it's a rubbish book, it deserves hurting! :p
anonymousdeity 1 year ago
"and you will never find out what that was!"
on the contrary tom....i already know [;
eminem4infinity 1 year ago
1:04 to 1:07 might just be my favorite moment ever from any of your videos. I laugh every single time. :D
raechaosface 1 year ago
i think this might be my favorite frezned video ever... EVER! o.O
moopsycho 1 year ago
Ahahaha day made.
Chocohall 1 year ago
ugh you have made me crave noodles now!!!!!!!!!!
frinnbozzee 1 year ago
I have never placed a book so it could break it's spine since watching this 2 years ago
yoarum 1 year ago 5
I lolled.
Learnt a new word last month while on holiday in Greece....it's MALAKA, which is Greek for wanker. :) In England they use the word twat, or twattery. That is all.
deleriumm 1 year ago
I always watch your videos twice in a row just to catch everything. :D
AnotherRandomLozer 1 year ago 4
Actually, you personified the microphone (as it is an object)
Not really anthropomorphism(if you had a small fish called Microphone it would be fine.)
ENGLISH.
livelikejackandsally 1 year ago 35
@livelikejackandsally Anthropromorthicpersonification is my favourite word EVER :D
QueenOfTheAubergines 1 year ago
Actually, anthopomorphism is any attribution of human characteristics (or characteristics assumed to belong only to humans) to non-human animals, non-living things, phenomena, material states, objects or abstract concepts.
Talking is a human trait, and the microphone is an object, therefore this is anthropomorphism.
Furthermore, if you had a small fish called microphone it would not be anthropomorphism, as the name Microphone is not a trait assumed to belong only to humans, it would be weird.
laurag225 4 months ago 4
"Because it wants me to!"
M4rple 1 year ago 6
Was that... MI GORENG?! If it was, I love you even more.
skyetalb 1 year ago
you just taught me a new word anthropomorphise
EbonyGenineable 1 year ago
wankers not that offensive anyways it`s just funny
TheDuckielova 1 year ago
you look like michael cera, that guy is a fag
fivehundredfootlong 1 year ago
Frezned, you remind me of Jesse Eisenberg... you know, that guy from the social network/ adventureland. Not sure why though....hmmm.
IDolange 1 year ago
I fell off the seat laughing while I watched this.
KittyKat91210 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAA OH SHIT I LOL'D I LOL'D
Cyricfate 1 year ago
i watch this everyday
Cristiana1726 1 year ago
I drank orage juice while I watched this.
OnionFoot313 1 year ago 4
@OnionFoot313 Me too!
SailorZelda 1 year ago
the good old frezned was fun
rOBSCENE345 1 year ago
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purpleukulele 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU
funnyvidshelenansam 1 year ago
If you try to transcribe the audio, almost all of it is completely insane.
When he says, "This is what I mean by the way, uhhh that's not very good is it?" the transcription just says (for all of that), "that's great."
EdwardsTofuSammich 1 year ago
Oooooohhhhhhhhh TAN CITY!! hahaha
Naedidit 1 year ago
Safety first
theFameTV2 1 year ago
i died when you went "Because it wants me to"
mclulu11 1 year ago
"oooh tan city!
hellooo"
katriecejoanne 1 year ago
dude, i need to marry you.
LexTheAwesome 1 year ago
Soooo... I'm guessing the book hit the glass of orange juice then. And you said we'd never know, phhfft.
ooBB9oo 1 year ago 2
Deffinately my favorite video from you. Never gets old :)
catlike3yes 1 year ago
i totally read the title as "I made orange juice while i drank this.". i must say i was a little confused.
MoonShoesPotter28 1 year ago
Wanker isn't that offensive in England either :P
aquatius 1 year ago
I <3 FREZNED.
CountingFireflies 1 year ago
freakidy freak
zennpatience 1 year ago
haha XD your so freakin strange I LOVE IT <3
NeonWildChild 1 year ago
I actually just fell in love with you.
itsjessie13 1 year ago 327
@itsjessie13 Get in line :3
Gvf77x 1 year ago
could you be any more attractive?
I think not.
blue0eyes6 1 year ago 181
:D frezned I love you!
TheFleurDeMer 1 year ago
1:06 just do it
nukeakitten 1 year ago
"And you'll never find out what that was" that's so cruel of you :)) now I'm curious. Anyway it was funny as hell 'cause you were just talking about taking good care of books :))
AddAngel 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
bunts33 1 year ago 2
i fully expected to see you drinking orange juice, given the title, but then again why would i want to see you drinking orange juice?
homerooster 1 year ago 4
Haha Keep up the rare appearances :P
imperfectlies1 1 year ago
you are soooo weird
slytherinstargirl 1 year ago
god, you are fucking hilarious. i was literally rofl-ing.
kiao1208 1 year ago
I love the word wanker and I'm English- I wish I cod use it more without offending people... maybe I should come to
Australia! :D xx
MrsWizz96 1 year ago
oh my god i have got to have some noodles right now!
enderwigginfan 1 year ago
hahaha most english people speak really fast then they talk about something they "care" about........ hahaha xD
MizzDroffek 1 year ago
that noodle bit was attractive. I have a question for you. Do you do anything performance-wise outside of youtube. like standup?
Crazycookamunga 1 year ago
I love the word 'wanker'. And I love this video. And you.
Deinegurkeriechstgut 1 year ago
i just watched 1:24 about 10 times in a row. :)
crapport 1 year ago
I don't get the bit about the English wanker bit D:
hattieeatsthings 1 year ago
@hattieeatsthings 'Wanking' is masturabating, for a man. :D A 'wanker' is just a derogatary and offensive name for someone, like 'dickhead' or 'arsehole'.
Deinegurkeriechstgut 1 year ago
@Deinegurkeriechstgut i know what it is, I'm English and I don't get the resemblance between English people and wanker,and how it is not as an offensive word in Australia. :)
hattieeatsthings 1 year ago
@hattieeatsthings OH..... :p Ah, well I don't really know.
Deinegurkeriechstgut 1 year ago
120 people don't have a sense of humor.
N3THER 1 year ago
"Ahh, safety, mm.... keeps 'em looking clean!"
*clang*
LOL
cobaltmusic73 1 year ago
"Hey Everyone, I'm Microphone and I'm naked!"
WhenTheOtakuCry 1 year ago
Man you are related to Chuck Norris. :L
Castrovalva3 1 year ago 2
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You are epic!
3RoseeyRawwr 1 year ago
The top suggestion video on this is titled "Body Acne?"
mxrubyben 1 year ago
Wanker isn't such a big one in Scotland either.
In fact, most insults used in my school are taken half-heartedly:
Gay, Wank, Wanker, Bitch, Twat, Mongo, Retard, Spazz, Tard, Spazztard, Fucking Retard (ECT, ECT, ECT)
Seriously, I don't even give a crap when someone says any of those, why the hell should the English take offense at wanker.
98Clank98 1 year ago
whats a wanker?
crazzynez 1 year ago
@crazzynez ... its you
KiraShimMers1 1 year ago
It's good to know that you're concerned about the welfare and safety of books everywhere.
lildragongirl19 1 year ago
So, you probably get this all the time, but...
I think I love you.
KingsStrokesParty 1 year ago
n...n....NOODLES! =] ( Square smiley! )
MagicalSexPixie 1 year ago
OMG I thought you were Michael Cera the actor!! LOL
311fob 1 year ago
I feel like I really wanna give you a hug.
VanillaRose16 1 year ago
"I am a vampire
I am Adonis
I am a wanker"
=P
peachy2191 1 year ago
I kinda love you !
memysam 1 year ago
I always talk really fast.... i recently met this spanish girl and I was just talking to her (fast like usual), but later I found out that i was supposed to talk slowly because she was just learning english.... so she probably didn't understand about 80% of what I said and just nodded her head and smiled.... wow....
middlekid95 1 year ago
it was an empty soft drink can, most probably coke - the typical drink for a uni student!
BillyCider 1 year ago
I love this one, too. "And you'll never find out what that was." Haha! By the way, I say that line all the time. "Did you know...?" xD
SamiMarieB 1 year ago
You're a pretty eater
MyFlyingToaster 1 year ago
wanker isnt offensive to americans cuz no one knows or cares what the hell it means
howard6philly 1 year ago
@howard6philly
But he said English people, not Americans.
cheezpoof93 1 year ago
I want to find out what that was :(
SenyorJMEZ 1 year ago
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what was the point of this. fag
xBLKxKNIGHT0909 1 year ago
Why r u so hot?
endofscene 1 year ago
WHAT WAS THAT!?!??!?!
Freshman000000 1 year ago
Ohhhh..... Tan City.
giirlwithacamera 1 year ago
ur confusing me and i feel bad 4 tessa becuz she can't let go over u!!! will you just notice herr!
lindseymlulu99 1 year ago
1:23 - lmao.
INeedAStraightJacket 1 year ago
ahhh i love this. btw i totally understand the talking too fast thing, I do it too. Most people don't seem to mind, but then there are those few....
lidiluvu 1 year ago
i like meekakitty better because i can't understand what ur talking about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
matice1819 1 year ago
I also put egg in my noodles. Fucking awesome. Whoever came up with that deserves a medal.
Freshman000000 1 year ago
My mum always leaves my books open like that...
NameWithoutNumber 1 year ago
"Oh hey I'm a microphone, I'm naked"
LillyMelodies 1 year ago 2
where is the god damn juice!? :P
naitoshi86 1 year ago
hey, i dont see no orange juice........
damn false advertising
taekkyonkid 1 year ago
Just because he drank orange juice while he was making the video doesn't mean he filmed himself doing it.
CountWondermann 1 year ago
I am Dracula!
I am Adonis!
I am a wanker...
I think I love you
theblackparade1039 1 year ago
Funny as fuck
ELxxxNUKE 1 year ago
"Then, aughh, safety, mmm, keeps 'em looking clean!" -clang-
HAH god i love you and your pace of speech, i do the exact same thing lol.
CANADA SENDS ITS LOVE! from my house-ahem-
Seabearr 2 years ago
RAMEN!.. right?
HeldbyGravity 2 years ago
EYEEEEEEE Liked it =D
Godzilla2456 2 years ago
epic video, favorited
xpxzampop 2 years ago 3
Lol nice video ^^
And trust me. "Wanker" is even less offensive with an American accent T.T
0ShyLikeThat0 2 years ago
thats the funniest video you have ever made
yieww 2 years ago
i like noodles
soph2812 2 years ago
that was a shameless ploy for Mr. Noodles
Now i'm hungry
Uncerten 2 years ago
"And you'll never know what it was" ahah i dont even get absolutely all of your words since i am french, but dude even from what i understand u're hilarious. God you're just saying shit but in some kind of a witty weird true way... i just LOVE your videos ! (still if eventually you could speak a LITTLE slower i'd be awesome)
hdscorporation 2 years ago 2