a goddamn SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS

[jesseVenturanotaSeaI]

The closest he ever got to combat, right here, on a movie set.

[Deadman245trioxin]

YEAH!!! I LOVE IT! RIGHTEOUS!

[JasonWolfeTumblrCom]

@MrMuscleup Probably some Redman chewing tobacco.

[MrMuscleup]

What does he eat at the chopper.

[zjbeast]

Jesse Ventura would fuck Chuck Norris up....

[Jonzer1983]

@zjbeast Ow no you didnt!

[SCRulerShinoda]

@zjbeast and then claim it's a conspiracy

[Q45t]

I don't care how bad ass Predator is I have see one of these mini guns up close and personal. The only thing that could survie the assult would be God.............and maybe Chuck Norris.............maybe.

[NAFganistan]

Proud to say this man was my governor

[696TheDon696]

Never realized Jesse was wearing a MTV t-shirt in this

[heyheyhey0h]

I want to join the army, go to war, get in a gun fight just so i can say "I aint got time to bleed"

hahahahaha

[LadyDecibelle]

I guess it wasn't meteors that killed the god-damn sexual tyrannosaurus.

[MaximumPayne12]

Dammit man, I wish Blain didn't die so soon in the movie, I think he could of put up a good fight hand vs hand with the Predator.

[Jarheadftw]

@NocturnalFoster make that 7 slack jawed faggots!

[deschranzer1]

HAISROOOO!!!!!!!

[Gfors85]

seriously, he is WAY too cool to be killed... shot in the back...just lame.

[brabazon10]

little did Little Richard realize he'd be in PREDATOR!!

[teletubbykiller54]

7 predators met ol' painless >:)

[cathlic2007]

what gun is that a mini vulcan or a gau-19???

[xGUNxBUNNYx]

What the hell I tried it and threw up!

[andrewhime]

@xGUNxBUNNYx Try again. Harder.

[naboba]

somebody bring this gun to the occupy protests.. that will make things quiet real quick.

[ssorcgnuoy]

@naboba

You said it, shoot the cops! Try pepper spraying me now!

[mesuhlikemusic]

I never noticed that he was wearing an MTV shirt.

[mesuhlikemusic]

Makes me want to watch this movie..... for the 500th time.

[mykkal]

I friggin love this scene

[cheesewald]

When Blain died, i thought i was gonna start crying... I aint got time to cry

[EarthTremor]

a sexual tyrannosaurus? What, a limp-wristed loner who hasn't been able to get it up is 65 million years?

[SirBraxton1989]

@EarthTremor Lol

[NocturnalFoster]

5 people are are a bunch of slack jaw faggots!

[MiniatureEnchanteur]

@NocturnalFoster Now 7 :D

[DinoManDraves]

I met him in the locker room of a golf course. Seriously. I was a groomsman for my sister's wedding waiting after the ceremony in the locker room, and he walked right in.

[HolyRoller478]

I LOVE that FUCKING minigun!!! I WANT one, DAMMIT!!! :)

[mmawrestlereg]

damn sexy

[FrankDaTank1218]

I am a Gigantocockosaurus, is that good too?

[FrankDaTank1218]

I'm a Gigantocockus Rex, is that good too?

[rocketmik65]

Saxton Hale took a little time off to beat the crap out of an alien, but that wasnt for him, so he died and respawed in TF2, and owned them all

[jewelfewel]

after watching this movie a zillion times, i just noticed that hes wearing an MTV shirt haha 1:20

[brobes84]

the noise the mini gun makes

[vinciano]

what does it mean "old painless is waiting"?

[Evolfurnace]

@vinciano That's what he calls his Minigun.

[vinciano]

@Evolfurnace thx

[TheViciousAkira]

demn i love this gun

[RobBrooksMusic]

I ain't got time to bleed?

[VideoMask93]

@RobBrooksMusic Putting on a brave face, presumably.

[RobBrooksMusic]

@VideoMask93 Oh I thought it was missed but it was there, it's the second best quote!

[darrinr769]

1:23

mtv shirt, LOL

[JbanJboy]

SAXTON HALE!

[Sumoto999]

This guy made the cliche heavy with the mini gun cool.

[FlumenSanctiViti]

So Jessy got whole two minutes in the movie!

I think he deserved more!

[conrizzo]

rambo has nothing on this guy

[bebeldan]

3 sons of a bitch are dug in like an Alabama tick

[darkvash21]

The original Heavy Weapons guy

[Aurkus23]

had to replay 1 of the parts i thought for some reason i heard "makes cambodia look like penises" im must be going def lol

[bebeldan]

Do you know why Blain never made a blood donation?

Cos' he ain't got time to bleed

[Gmiester07]

A mingun WITH a grenade launcher attached, now thats epic!

[imoy1000]

A film so hard...it will make your wife pregnant!

[atomicwave]

3 people are slack jawed faggots.

[TheJoesnazz]

omg.. that was gov Jesse Ventura? lol hes a bad ass

[AngryChamois]

@TheJoesnazz Yup. He was also a pro wrestler before he went into movies. His nickname was "The Body".

[leghunter75]

cum on in you fuckers, cumon in...O'l painless is waitin'

[pbradford021]

this should have been the trailer

[pwnurnoobazz]

It's costs $400,000 to fire up this campaign for twelve months

[LeonDeLaMole]

"I ain't got time to bleed." Proud to have voted this man governor.

[IknowWhatImherefor]

THE GRANDFATHER OF THE MINIGUN TOTING TOUGH GUYS

[Cinemaserials]

@nathorous good advertising

[disengagejam]

3 people obviously had time to bleed ... bunch of slack jawed faggots !

[Cryp666]

Blain is the ream rambo with that minigun

[dWiGhThOwArDfan12]

Rape

[vigilante3178]

Defined man.

[hardstyle905]

Very bad cutting. schmexplosives is a slack jawed faggot.

[ls89swe]

So far 226 Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus and one slackjawew faggots voted on this video

[mervbhoy1888]

The son of a bitch is dug in like an alambama tick..an i aint got time to bleed

[MarkSkidMcCormick]

Jesse is Marcus Fenix!

[Vexeron1]

xox1592009 brought me here :)

[pr0korora]

i like how the trees explode 0:51

[togethererforever]

The Predator dislike this Video -.-'

[WiredCountDuckula]

did he died

[cdimetr]

I think someone let 1 "slack-jawed-faggot" rate this video X-[

[TheGraham27]

abunch of slackjawew faggots around here lol. DEPLOY DEATHMACHINE LOL

[Oldschoolmetalnrock]

Predator was just fighting for women's rights! 

[ShalashaskaMetalGear]

Is that a M203 mounted under the minigun?

[sockschappercat]

Cool guys don't look at explosions, but badasses can get away with it.

[lowebaa]

Ol Painless lives on!

[AgentVermont]

OMFG....hilarious...I've watched this movie at least 300 times and I never noticed that he spits before he lights up those fools at 0:44. I always thought he was dodging bullets. That's even better.

[anthonym40]

Enemy death machine spinning up

[bbenjoe]

Blain (Jesse Ventura) also became govenor, just like Schwarzenegger.

[Gegengrupenfuhrur]

Did anyone ever realize the predators are pussys,once their cloaking goes away they always die. They also hunt either weak adversarys, or poeple preoccupied with something else,like this guy.

[Gibby1776]

I Aint Got Time To Bleed...

[somestupiddude1234]

@Gibby1776 do you got time to duck?

[vigo894]

@somestupiddude1234= Quack quack.

[Urayma]

obviously 1 person isn't a God damned sexual tyrannosaurus

[bigbigbobbybobbo]

lucky he got the death machine from his air drop all i got was ammo

[draconistheory]

I named my heavy gunner class on Call of Duty "Sexual T-Rex" because of this

[MASTERBLASTER118]

i dislike this because he died.......lol

[fitnessfirst02]

they made a mistake killing this guy so early on in the movie hes a fkin mad cunt

[ActaNonVerba71]

I had to punch myself in the face after watching this just to doublecheck that I was manly enough to deserve to watch this.

[Stangorino281]

@ActaNonVerba71 same here. i also had to punch myself in the balls.

[lurvecrusader]

On Chuck Norri;s home planet, the Predators were known as ...........Prey.

[TheJeffdabomb]

What hit him at 1:54?

[TheAlpineProject]

@TheJeffdabomb

Have you not seen Predator?

[kungfuis78]

@scallywag86

Your comment is universal truth...

[ble85]

ain got time to bleed!

[SpruikerSlayer]

bunch o' slack-jawed faggots 'round here.

[McGuffin56]

this is why this movie went in my top 3 movie list :P

[Gh0sT187]

this movie is so manly you'll put on 10 - 15 lbs of muscle just by watching it....."just like me"

[coodoo17]

That man used to be my governor.

[Emit79]

@coodoo17 I wish he was my governor, my governor is a slack jawed faggot!

[littledebbie187]

@Emit79 Who is or was your governor? Mine is Paul LePage, unfortunately. And he is an Alabama Tick.

[littledebbie187]

Respond to this video... And he is a slack jawed faggot too.

[itsdamnreal88]

@Emit79 that comment made my day! lol!

[OzzyCooperManson]

that son of a bitch obama is dug in like a alabama tick haha

[kel1981]

Never knew this was Jesse Ventura

[TheVengefulGod]

lol slacked jawed faggots 

[Cerberusballs]

Is he still a politician? If not, he and Arnold need to reunite in the enext Expendables movie.

[pulpnonfiction13]

you gotta get "what the fuck" in there

[SteelandSouls15]

I'll have what he's having.Being a sexual tyrannosaurus is a win for men everywhere....or maybe he's using old spice?

[MooseOfReason]

That's how I play FPS.

[hardware199]

At 1:18 you can see that the shaft of a M60 was mounted on the gatling gun.

[BaylorTheModernHero]

Tyrannosaurus Sexualus Goddammus: Now extinct.

[ACMetan]

This is so manly that I grew chest hair just by watching it

[kittehfoodz]

when i grow up, i wanna be a steam shovel.

[DynamicScherzo]

Funny shit.

[sindibadnamornik]

Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[paintballgundown8]

-NEXT WEEK ON AN ALL NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY-

im jessie ventura, x-governor, x-marine, x-moviestar, full time conspiract theorist. I get 9/11 my hands on secret goverment hardware. With this handheld chaingun i will break through the front doors of the pentagon and demand answers of our top gevernement leaders. 9/11 I used to be on the inside, I know what really goes on, I know how thinga are linked to 9/11, 9/11, Im jessie ventura, This is Conspiracy theory

[donutplay]

@paintballgundown8 He needs that minigun on the show, picture him entering the capital building with that thing.

[Doctalen]

@paintballgundown8 I thought he was a navy seal

[paintballgundown8]

@Doctalen he could have been superman but he needs to stop repeating that because it does not make him any more valid, he cracks me up every time i see him

[xboxgamerJ16]

i wanna see Jesse fight Chuck Norris

[NIMRODakaNIMROD]

Yeah, baby! How can one NOT love this movie (: "You're bleedin', man!" – "I ain't got time to bleed!" 

[miltonluvsno1]

Minigun with grenade launcher underneath? ZOMG want?!

[therealWilytank]

Fuckin' miniguned!

[TheDeviL522]

In Team Fortress 2 I changed the heavy's Natascha name into Old Painless...never the less no one dared to fuck with me after I killed them once

[rambo7276]

@TheDeviL522 cool story bro!

[DarkTakoshi]

I JUST noticed the MTV shirt. Fucking awesome!

[gladeplugins]

Jesse Ventura is hilarious in this movie.

[DraganDrabic]

WHY DA FUCK DAT  NIGGA HAVE A 40 MILI WHY NOT AN AUTO

[DraganDrabic]

MMMMMM CANCERS AND AIDS

[scallywag86]

this is the manliest movie ever made

[SgtKaneGunlock]

@scallywag86 the second being Predators

[a7xfanboylolololol]

@scallywag86 hell yeah. first rated r movie i ever saw... when i was 6. didnt scare me, but it was intense, great violence. etc. great movie.

[pwrofrob]

I love the MTV shirt...lol

[HipHopJun]

lol Alabama tick.

[Alliworks]

"sexual tyranosaurus" funny every time i hear it

[MegaFUZZYDICE]

mtv promotion at 1.23

[Studas2006]

at least it was quick and painless, few minutes at most

[palisandr123]

mman this is the best ....fuck the shit they are making from predator now

[kush2121]

"Old painless is waitin"

[DBcoop04]

anyone notice he has an M tv shirt on?

[theshow2k8]

@DBcoop04

I've never noticed that until i saw this vid

[OniLunchbox]

Well, that's nothing. I'm mastodonic.

[thegoodhen]

Tyrranosaurus SEX ?

[pupnirn]

nice work.....

[RazgrizPrideofOsea]

I aint got time to bleed!!!

[foderahead]

Funny how Blain accuses the other guys of being "slack jawed faggots" when he himself is wearing an MTV T shirt. Check it out @ 1:23

[obscure741]

@foderahead you have the eyes of a hawk

[foderahead]

@obscure741 ha, cheers mate.

[NIMRODakaNIMROD]

@foderahead

Well, MTV was kinda cool back then... man, that's long ago...

[SpruikerSlayer]

Get this stinkin' shit out of my face!

[mattymoo1017]

heavy is credit to team

[cutech87]

I wish guys like this were here today, still, ol' Jesse is still the man!

[GrizzPaul]

sum bitch dug in there like an alabama tick!!! lol

[hiimgod801]

best heavy skin :D

[CupcakePirate]

Why why why would you cut out Poncho's response to Blain's comment? Seriously, it makes that line that much better!

[Radar11g]

lol

[zombie865]

at 1:55 the preditor kills that little cat thing that blane saw right before he died

[Anuskasv0]

Best character in the whole movie

[SergDMV]

LMMFAOOO FUCKIN GREATEST LINE EVER

[RaptorQueen]

f***ing pervert.

[jediguardian10]

blain, i think its time you brought out ol' painless.

[iamcarpetpython]

ive been telling ppl about thsi line for years. everyone has seen this movie, but doesnt remember this line. losers, goddd!!!

So what exactly is it that sprays all over his neck just before