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  • Annnnnnnd I still don't know what celebrity it was

  • Fuck them haters, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT FUCKEN LOOK!

  • i love u chris, ur hot!....lol

  • does he live in a hammock?

  • Chris you cute women

  • I love you chris but talkin like a black woman wont make you real either:3

  • Urghhh! Stop yip yapping like a damn chawawa ankle biting bitch!

  • Funny how people hated him when he was like this but now that he looks like a guy everyone is commenting "Oh chris, your so hot,i love you:)"

  • will u just SHUT THE HELL UP

  • Talking about being fake, I see fake make up, fake vocal chords, fake personality, and the best accusation you could come up with is fake !! Go get a life. Maybe people will start appreciating you a little better.

  • I'd say everything to your face, babe. :x I'd 'chirp to your face' any day. Your face pretty? Hell no. (: 

  • you dont sound very pleased about life.

  • I think is brandy!

  • lol pause it a 2:16

  • what is your address?

  • that is soooooooooooooo fucking ture

  • "when we're at arms length, i don't hear shit. when we're at ARMS LENGTH, i hear crickets chirpin'. so why don't YOU start chirpin', and say some shit to my beautiful face! My beautiful EAR don't hear SHIT. Cracked out HOS!"

    LMFAO! ILY CHRIS:)

  • It's been two years and I still wonder who the celebrity is!

  • jip japin like a dam chiwawa ankle bite'n bitch! omg soooo funnyyy!

  • @215alexdx shut up!!! It's like he said say it to his face...not to others bitch!! So fuck u!!!

  • now i wanna know who this bitch is. i bet its paris hilton or some shit like that.

  • No offense. But you don't have any right to call anyone fake. Your a guy dressed as a girl. It doesn't get much fake then that. Just saying :)

  • @lilrobin8769 Sweetie.. you haven't even experienced life yet so you're not in any position to call people out for being who they are. People can be fake while being in opposite clothing. Opposite is EVERYWHERE..

  • i bet if he/she/ whatever the fuck it is, woulld get slapped once and break down crying. and u cant be calii ng everyone a bitch because ur not a bitch, ur a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • haha good job! they actually do act like that! haha

  • Technically, the only fake people are robots.

  • YES CHRIS!!!<3 ..who is the celebrity running their mouth off!?!?:O smh!

  • @megaphone1220 like i said, you have a lot of growing up to do. :)

  • Go Chris!!!!!!

  • Amen :)

  • @megaphone1220 well you have a lot of growing up to do :)

  • WE DON'T LIKE U BECAUSE YOUR A HIPPERCRATICAL DEMON WHO IS GOING TO HELL U BITCH

  • @jo8921 And by playing God, and telling him he's going to hell, that means your goign to heaven.

  • @jo8921 who's we? Just because you gotta bad break-up with ur wife doesnt mean u gotta put others down,

  • you're. so. black.

  • @KatyBeth605

    ikr

  • Actually I'm speechless

  • lol i know a ton of girls that gossip crap are annoying as hell. And yes i'd prefer if somebody has a problem with me to say it to my face instead of saying it to somebody else face.

  • if you wernt so negative and being a bitch people wont talk nasty bout u

  • OMG!! I use to LIKE you but now I LOVE you! Haha this is AWESOME! I totally agree!<333 <3!

  • Amen tell it like it is!! Bout damn time someone says the truth.. u go Chris.

  • points

  • all your videos are so fucken negative!!!

  • more like a butt fucked motherfucker! you so FAKE! you are so fake if reality hit you in the face you would think it was a unicorn!

  • lmao shut the fuck up

  • wow...... 0.o

  • Bitch you got my blood pressure heat bitch am gonna send you the doctor bills

    lmao

  • "and thats FWIONE cause i represent the TRE-UTH" lmfao

  • lol love ya

  • " yip yappin like a damn chihuahua ankle biting bitch~ "

    haha made my day (:

  • @Corkley13 You and me both. I can't stop laughing!

  • Its ok... lol. I love you! Your gorgeous girl!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA amazingg.

  • people don't like you because you call them fake while you pretend to be a black girl when you're really a white guy

  • No you are hella fake. You can't be real you don't know what real is bitch. I can tell you what real is

  • if you got a problem bring it to my doorstep ! :D hella funny : )

  • YOU LOOK LIKE SOOKIE STACKHOUSE FROM TRUE BLOOD!! :D

  • Sorry but your a boy pretending to be a girl hanging shit on fake girls? Makes a shitload of sense!

  • 30k miles away? half way around the world is about 12500 miles so they might be pretty close to you

  • @premiumchumsalad that's fuckin halrious :P

  • Do you want your spit back now?

  • Im gunna come over and kill ye ASS

  • What video is the "my back is not a voicemail" saying from? SOMNEONE PLEASE TELL ME

  • love you chris <3 ur amazing

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  • yep yappen like a damn chawawa ankile bit'n bitch ( 0.55 ) thats amazing lol

  • YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WORK OUT BITCH FOR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah ma'am hoes got plenty to say when you aint around and when you facetoface they wanna act like there no motha fuckin tea!!!!!!!! I hear ya girl!! TEAM REASLISTIC RITA!!!

  • bring it to your doorstep ...... ok where do you live because im going to kick the shit out of you

  • is this guy serious ?

  • You can't burst someones bubble from a country away. Like you said. STOOOPIIID.

  • Bring it on DICKHEAD!

  • Ur so cute:D

  • You so remind me of a classmate I have, and she's one of the best people I had ever met :D luv ya chris!

  • hes literally saying bring it to girls... lmfa0

  • Chris you say it

  • He is the reason i am homophobic

  • The only one that's talking is you, and the real beautiful people are those that get told they're beautiful. They don't yell it to people. Master artists painters and musicians strive for there perfect creation, even they are never satisfied. You have balls I'll give you that.

  • @sezums well now I say he is beautiful what the fuck are you going to do about it? :)

  • Ur going to pop something of mine -.-" fuck real people... Chris u sir(mame)...[idfk] ...r right.. Just chill on the over exaggeration there

  • *Pauses at 2:16* Only because you wanted me to, "CHRIS CROCKER I ADORE YOU FOR STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF AND OTHER HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE!! ODE TO CROCKER!!"

  • Agreeed. Fake Bitchez can go die, i think its funny, ill be at school and i can tell if someones talkin shit, like example yesterday these bitches said look at her hair ! SO I YELLED BITCH I CAN HERE U , U GOTTA PROBLEM WELL HUNNI SSAY IT NOW ILL BEEAT UR ASS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW . (: THX! :D and they shut the fuck up and became crickets, oh and dont listen to these hatin bitches on youtube! tThey Just Jelous of U! :D ahaha, and u do have a beautiful face, unlike them mostl likely (:

  • Paris Hilton? LOL

  • why are always under covers?

    oh ya i will bring it to your door step

    uhhh.....  you dont have a beautiful face

  • @MonkeysLoveTheTacos STFU GET A LIFE< IF U DONT LIKE CHRIS WHY WATCH HIS VIDEOS ? HMM

  • why are always under covers?

    oh ya i will bring it to your door step

  • why are always under covers?

  • Haha :)

    

  • Crickets! LMAO

  • I think he thinks he'sblack.... or southern

  • @MsCouture3 He's from Tennessee :)

  • @hearttopmodel05 tht makes sense. no offence to southerneeers.

  • @MsCouture3 lol im from texas and i take that as a compliment, actually:)

  • hell yeah!!

  • im not a bubble :(((((

  • U have no life and need some help who ever that person is can fuck u up u gay bitch n stop hiding behind covers dick head... O I'm sorry u might like that -:) n if u thing Ur beautiful u haven't met me yet I'll blow Ur ass away

  • HAHA, FAKE GIRL'S? LMAOLOL

  • Wats with he curtain in some of your videos?

  • Fake? Us? You're the one getting boob transplants you BASTARD. The MASCULINE version of bitch.

    BUY YOUR OWN DAMNED FRUIT BASKET!

  • Lol (:

    You rhymed <3

  • LMFAO, WHEN WERE AT ARMS LEBTH, I DONT HEAR SHIT!!!

  • 1 355 people talked to the computer screen when chris had his hand on his ear

  • I hate those fake girls too Chris!!! I am sick of those bitches! I try to be real and they tell me I am a psycho and so on! Keep it real Girl!!!!!!! XD

  • @MChell87 i hope you know thats a guy

  • @tralpaz2 LOL..yes I know. but she's such an awesome girl!!

  • which celebrity?

  • aint that the truth

  • Are u in ur bathtub makin vids?

  • yip yap chuwawaw ankle biting bitch haha ily chris go gayz !!!!!!

  • i love you!

  • ooooooooooooooo she talkin bout Keisha Cole! mmhmmm.

  • Chris I love your attitude. I love how fearless you are :)

  • these people insulting Chris are getting so worn out and old.

    you're boring, say something else.

    oh and if you don't like him, don't watch! :) simple as that!

  • Are you talking about Brandi C ?

    If so, I'm totally not surprised.

  • stop talking like ur a gansta or a girl or a fucking guy

  • i wanna know so badly who it is he's talking about.

  • i'm so proud of you for having the confidence to say this. i wish i was more like you <3

  • He was meant to be a girl.Hes to pretty to be a guy.

  • Omg! i see what your saying. this happens in school ! when i call junk like see it and the call me a negative nancy :((((( I AINT NO NEGATIVE NANCY IMMA REALITIC RACHEL!:) --Skyy

  • @bubblepop133 same yo

  • who's the celebrityyyy i wanna know now lol

  • @MasterLady360 she did hit this "celebrity" girl.

    ....with his words:)

    I'm sick of people who get so worked up over individuals expressing themselves and confronting the issues as they're presented.

    Obviously you care because you wouldn't have posted.

    So like you said, Grow up:)

  • If we were at armslength I wouldn't talk to you, I would sock you.

  • lol. is she complaining about "fake bitches"? look whos talking.

  • i dont hate u .

    Just want u to realise , that were not fake .

    We have boobs and a vagina , and we were born female .

    No matter how much make up u wear , the clothes , heels , extensions etc .

    It still wont change the fact that you are a man , u jst have different motives .

    If you do get into a fight with a girl , for sure ur going to win , cause your a man .

    The girl might be hurt physically , but u would be in long period of deep shit , then the max 20mins of shit , you gave to the girl .

  • @minaDOTcom

    wow thats deep

  • @minaDOTcom Mina im not a girl but i fucking agree with u and i think that sb should tell him to shot his self in aface with his fist and get a pair of balls...

  • @minaDOTcom I didn't hear anything in this clip about "Fighting" or "Beating" up anyone.

    Boobs and Vaginas have nothing to do with this clip.

    So based on your "Real Female" comments, it just goes to show how unequipped your "Real Female" mind is all about... empty.

    Here's my recommendation: take a trip to OZ and ask the wizard for a brain because it's obvious yours never fully developed.

  • u gay i dont like you

  • You tell 'em Chris!

  • gay

  • people dont like you because you are not NORMAL "leave britney alone!!" get a fucking life or just die...

  • @iPodTuNaoPod What is normal?

  • @iPodTuNaoPod okay shut up about this NORMAL cause there is no normal. Forget something, like FREE PUBLIC SPEECH cuz He supported Birtney so what. Get over it and it you don't like Chris for that reason then you have issuies. 1 Problem doesn't mean anything, let it go and maybe you should a get a life.

  • 3398 gay people wants u to do a blow job for'em

  • Could You Quit Saying Bitch It Really Pisses Me Off!!

  • @Druidyo

    Please, just shut the fuck up. Stop talking shit, okay? You won't kill Chris, because you're too much of an ignorant pussy. But the fact that you've expressed the want to shows that you're a fucking crackhead.

  • gay

    

  • @AI5221

    lmao I'm a girl you twat!!

  • I love how everyone's got shit to say now, but you wouldn't dare say this in real life. Grow a pair people, and leave Chris the fuck alone. Don't like it? Don't watch. It's as simple as that.

  • Dont worry if i was arms length from u i'd tell u exactly wut i gotta say to u. And trust me, you wouldnt wanna hear it. Ur talking about fakes, look at u! ur a girl wannabe, a fake girl!! i'm not a homophobic at ALL i have a few trans friends but ur just like WTF IS WRONG WIT U BITCH???

  • All of this would be totally understandable, if you were a freaking girl!

    Give me your fucking number and I'll talk shit to your "beautiful" ear.

  • why dont you tell the fake bitches this instead of waiting til you get home and posting a blog that no one cares about it.

  • hahahha you make me laugh cause you are a sorry pathetic fucker i would say bitch but youre not a girl........in this video you say you are a fake bitch repelent so wouldnt you be a repelent to yourself cause to start off you are a guy not girl so you are the fakest fucker around secondly you aint black so stop posing as a black person thirdly no girl is scared of you because those girls are real and they have nothing to be scared of especially from a demented confused mother fucker like you

  • Amen bitches! I'm feeling like this right now

  • I WANT TO SLAP UR FACE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

  • -

    "Destroy", baby we're just getting started.

    Why would you bother looking at my chanel, I obviously don't interest you and you want to "destroy me".. By looking at my channel, your wasting your own time.. and its creepy.. Why would a person.. that doesn't like another person.. Spend time.. Reading.. about the other person? Your an idiot. My channel has nothing to do with my body weight.. and in the first place thats none of your concern. Is that the only diss you can come up with.. Literally.

  • @rawr6127 Did you actually just call me baby? Oh and you're like a fucking window, seriously, it's obvious. Just.. stop. Anyways I didn't read one word on your "channel" and no calling you fat isn't the only "diss" I can come up with, but it is simply the most effective. As for not reading or what ever it was you wrote, you're a lier. You will read this, and you will reply. Oh and I wouldn't call being so fat you're fingers hit multiple keys a typo, it's called being overweight. Too easy.

  • ok, your NOT black, yet you talk like your in the ghetto..

    you NOT a woman, yet you claim you are "inside"

    your UGLY as FUCK, yet you say your "beuatiful"

    PLEASE FUCKING DIE ALREADY OR I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WITH A FUCKING SPOON

  • @Druidyo: Hey asshole, Think and come back into Reality.

  • @rawr6127 are u being mean because i called u fat :(? gtfo you ugly fat cunt :>

  • @Druidyo: First off, you didnt call me fat, Do you have some sort of memort problem. Second of all, You have no idea what I look like so you shouldn't be calling me a "ugly fat cunt" Thirdly, It's the 2010; People have gotta over the fact that people are Gay and that people are different so move on and get on with your life. Nobody wants to hear your lame back talk. Goodbye.

  • @rawr6127 Ok, I wasn't going to destroy you, but fuck it why not?

    #1 "Do you have some sort of memort problem." What the fuck is a memort?

    #2 All I have to do is look at you're "channel", you are fat, don't lie.

    #3 Either you're blind or you have a big memort problem, since i've called you fat about 5 times now. SEE WHAT I DID THUR?

    #4 You're a fucking retard. Are you really so stupid to reply to my comment without seeing what the fuck is going on?

    I wait for you're reply, it feeds me.

  • @Druidyo: Secondly.. when it comes to "Memort" can't you see it was a fucking typo, I made it because I was rushing.. I didn't want to spend my time agruing with a person of no quality. A person that insults for fun, a person that obviously doesn't have a real brain and an intelligent sense of knowledge. Thanks for the conversation, but I'm done with you, your not worth my time. Your not even worth the air you breathe. There no use in you replying, I won't both to read it, Thanks bud.

  • @Druidyo lmfao EXACTly what I was thinking.

  • press 2 :18 LMAO!!

  • I dare you to continue pressing 2:20

  • I dont understand this thing. It obviously cant hurt a fly but it talks mad shit like you gon do somethin if I call you out

  • you're psychotic.

  • lol crickets chirping, omg i love you chriss, ur hilarious(:

  • you tell them.!!!

  • wow he/she/it doesn't have any issues at all..

  • Baha, just to lighten the commenting mood, Chris, you're brilliant. I love you, your beautiful face and your beautiful ears, you lovely safety pin xD

  • You act black....XD Lmao.

  • @ZinahDelizia Chris Crocker is Black.

  • i have LOADSSSSSSSSS of tranny mates and gay mates but i just think your a dick lol

  • Maybe Because I Have Never Met You , And Im Not Gunna Be Cuz Im Scared Of Gay People , And Im A Girl So Im Not Gonna SAy Anything To Your Face Because You May Look Like A Girl You May Talk ( Try To Talk Like A Girl ) , But Your A Man, also Because im 12;; but Whatever.

  • I am confused. He is trying to be a gay man? Yes. He is trying to be a transvestite? Yes. He is trying to be a woman? Yes. He hates women? Yes. He hates men that turn him down because he's not the real deal (woman)? Yes. He talks like an African-American chick? Yes. He is proud of being a man? Yes. He wants girl privileges? Yes. He hates men? Yes. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON?!?!?!?!

  • @notessimodude I'll tell you what he's not: gay, a woman, black, or original.

  • @ThreePockySticks Ok then, he's bi. Happy?

  • @notessimodude I was just answering your question. :P

  • @notessimodude he's just a person. it's really not that complicated.

  • @chyup64 Ok then, well if he's "just a person" then he shouldn't be posting all over youtube about his abnormal acts