The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Avaturd [10/10/10]

[QueenDarkCloud2]

DAT EAR!

[epiclulz66]

Put on a sports bra! no one wants to see your GOD DAMN SLANDEROUS pecks

[airborneandrowdy]

my high school bully instinct kinked in real hard at first, then by the end of the vid, i was all like "awwww" he's the guy that you would be cool with dating your little sister, because you know he would never hurt her he's a really sweet guy. i would like to buy him a beer.

[albee1000]

"Don't torture me."

Meh, why not?

[carnyzzle]

Remember kiddies, you may think you're the biggest loser alive, but if you do, please remember Chris Chandler.

[LisaChuUK]

the left ear was trolling him

[yoshu2]

I just imagined how nuts it would be if chris was the one trolling us all, and only doing this hit for lulz.....But thus isnt the twilight zone.

[soulinite]

"don't torture me" - CWC

[sabbathbloodoath98]

I confess,

Whenever I think I won't find another girlfriend: I watch this video

Whenever thoughts of suicide plague me: I watch this video

Whenever I consider second thoughts on joining the military: I watch this video

Christian Weston Chandler, thank you...

[porkwilliam]

@sabbathbloodoath98 I hear you man....

[SomeBlokeLol]

I find it hilarious the way the cone keeps falling off and he like, absently-mindedly fixes it...

[stelkin656]

Chris: And nowforsomethincompleltydiffren­t.

Me: *Pauses video and takes deep breath* Oh boy, when he says that, you KNOW it's gonna be awful.

0:10 ... ... I hate being right!

[TakuraLioness]

"this would be me in my super mode!" -ear falls off- XD LOL super...yeah...super retarded -__-

[10truefreak01]

Whoa- shit- is this CG man? He ISN'T super in reality? Holy shit, man.

[Jules72Bear]

his stutter and looking up and to the right is definitely the sign of a sociopath

[ujustgotpwned2008]

I wonder what the blue stuff is. I'm guessing it's house paint he found in the garage.

[plugindave]

"don't be angry at people... don't be me"

never has there been more sensible advice

[bloodsugardynamite]

SWEET TIMES.

[ItsMrPea]

Please, tell me this man is faking how retarded he is. I need SOME way of restoring my faith in humanity.

[XsteelrogueX]

It's at times like this i desperately pray that chris is just a great troll and that none of this is real...this is all jokes right?

[Majorasword64]

@XsteelrogueX Sadly,no.Want proof? Go to CWCwiki.He had sex with a blow-up doll shouting juley.(oddly enough he was acting like he was the girl.

[FraterAeternus93]

i wonder if he got Bob to help with the coloring in.. omg..

[bluereaper75]

itd be amazing if bob walked in during this

[AutoOntology]

Sweet times...

[windwhisper0234]

This is me in my super mode *ear falls off*

Yeah,really super...

[TheFunkyBones]

I'm going to go throw up now.

[superfawful65]

FUN FACT: Chris discriminates against furries because of how many of them tend to be homos.

FUN FACT: In some of his comic book sex fantasies, Chris morphes into Chris-chan Sonichu.

[EponymousKid]

This is the stupidest thing ever.

[S3LLERY]

@EponymousKid Chris Chan is glorious, what are you talking about? He's so terrible he's enjoyable.

[usjta]

That fuckin ear

[TheKing3234]

''The sonic ear'' desperatly wanted to get off chris's discusting greasy haired head.

[weds9994]

him keeping his head stock still so's his ear doesnt collapse (again) is the lulziest thing in this vid

[WingyWonky00]

He gives furries a bad name...and that's saying a lot.

[KoinuTheKrazed]

"Stay in school."

... Okay. Well. I'm just gonna go drop out and get my GED.

God damn it, he ruins everything.

[ROFLCOPTERMAN13]

This shit's too super for me.

[Andreazor]

That "ear" falling down all the time just makes this 200% more tragic.

[TheKing3234]

idk why but i found it really funny when his ear kept falling off XD

[Andjealous]

That little swish sound effect after the jump cut gets me every time.

[RaabBlog]

you know... if half way thru the video you feel like an idiot..... u can stop the camera... and u absolutely dont have to post it lol

[mryoshi1221]

What. Is. This.

[TheJinxrr]

I saw this video first with commentary over it provided by SA member slowbeef. Then I googled the guy, thinking "This can not be real." Then I found the CWCki. And MY GOD.

[smile221]

@TheJinxrr Slowbeef retsupuraed some chris chan videos? Please link! Love slowbeefs stuff

[TheJinxrr]

@smile221 somethingawful . com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-ho­g . php Your wish is my command.

[CptnMoosingle]

Thank FUCKING god he'll never breed.

[nutsriceandred]

Image him in grey paint and shitty orange construction paper horns if he got into Homestuck

[ChrisHabsFan4Life]

Did he actually paint himself Blue?

[Roxxzor816]

6 for sweet times

[PlatinumGlitchMint4]

Am I the only one who sees boob like things to the left?

[Neindesu]

@PlatinumGlitchMint4 Yes, that's his boob-pillow. They keep making cameo appearances in a lot of his videos. :3

[Killerthewolfdog]

I'm fine with fursuits, but WTF IS THAT?!

[MrToastOmnomnom]

I could just picture him saying sweet times 3 or 4 times with zoom ins.

[BigDogJang0]

... sweet times ...

[weds9994]

Jesus

[QuestionOfMan]

Im suprised you did'nt call this video "Avatard".

[HiSkoolFutbol46]

Monty Python should kick Chris' ass lol.

[popelauncher]

The ear falling makes it perfect.

[SirPimpinPeacock]

CWC: Andnowforsomthingcuppitydiffer­ent.

Me: Aww for fucks sake.

[TheDeistAngle]

KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

USE FIRE KILL IT DEAD

[Jesterclown17]

Live an honest life - He lied to Kacy. Don't curse - He's swears and constanly throws out a curse attack. Don't bad-mouth people - He accused Snyder of molesting his daughter out of spite with zero proof.

"Don't torture me..."

Well, with all the shit I've listed, and more, on top of painting your bloated gut blue and glued a pair of paper cones to your head, you're lucky you haven't bee thrown in the loony bin yet.

[yibuu2]

open video

skip ahead to 0:32

Facepalms

shuts off computer

[xXEPICSXx92x]

"Don't torture me" XD lololololololol 

[TailsFan23]

0:36 - 0:53

...You DO realize you're making a complete dumbass of yourself on the internet, right? In front of millions of people? And your so-called woman is fake/a troll?

[Jaws1009]

@TailsFan23

The sad things is, I don't even think Jackie was a troll...

[TailsFan23]

@Jaws1009 D: Oh my. Poor thing must be blind.

[TailsFan23]

He actually took the time to paint himself blue and make those sad excuses for ears?

what the fuck...

[Christhefireshark]

Fucking furfag (nothing against furries, only him).

[TheHowks]

Yes he's retarded, yes he is mentally handicapped. But i could watch his videos all day fucking long.

[sikokilla1234]

@TheHowks RIGHT?!?!?!??!?!?

[TheHowks]

@sikokilla1234 Hey, everybody needs something to masterbate to. Don't judge man, don't judge.

[sikokilla1234]

@TheHowks I was agreeing with you bro

[Kodocha7]

@TheHowks  same here

[Smashsista16]

I'm a woman and I don't find this attractive. I find it creepy. Plus, no woman would find this "sane".

[FacelessWarriorBobbk]

I can't understand what he's saying....

[TheSpiralDownward]

I wonder what would happen if he walked out of his house like that.

[Misserableme]

guessing chris sucked a horses dick not paint except the blue

[lpgurlnj]

Blue paint ain't gonna ever cover his fatness.

[NoLeftThumbs]

"And now fer sumfahn cupperihty duffehn" Followed by Chris making an absolute arse of himself, half naked and talking about girlfriends that don't exist. How is that even remotely different from his regular shenanigans?

[MetallicTuneFilms]

Chris must'av thought Avatar was the 1# BEST FUCKING MOVIE IN THE WORLD and would say wtf is a terminator 2?

[TheSharpTHOfLulz]

@MetallicTuneFilms

Actually he's watched T2, there's a reference of it in Sonichu.

[AenimaJoe]

Oh god

[HRentai]

found my halloween costume............nah.

[dacianavamp]

"This is me in my super mode... If I actually had the super powers. But I don't in real life."

Oh, THANK GOD for that. For a moment, I thought all our worst fears had been realized. Thank you for clarifying, Chris.

[TheJesseCampFanclub]

This is what Harmony Korine's nightmares are like.

[FreeArtFreestheWorld]

@TheJesseCampFanclub Thumbing that up for such an obscure reference and me being a fan of Gummo.

[TheJesseCampFanclub]

@FreeArtFreestheWorld Dude.

I love Gummo! :D

[RatDog67]

@TheJesseCampFanclub no, not his nightmares, his inspirations... I can't wait til Harmony strikes again. I'm going to the Insane asylum tomorrow. Gonna get me a raven beauty.

[Simpsonsfan1011]

I can picture bob chans death

He saw Chris doing this then he killed himself for what he saw

[DosuPerdaMage]

@Simpsonsfan1011 I think that might be in bad taste, A little to far, Even for trolling CWC.

[ThisIsCertainlyExile]

This is the worst after-school special ever.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

OH, that's a sonic costume. here i am thinking he was trying to attract a na'vi female.

[jimmyjimbo72]

Don't mind me, I'm just going to kill myself now.

[somename69]

sweet times

[somename69]

That fucking ear

[Jimbochap]

at 0:10 My jaw dropped. I honestly didn't think he'd sink this low... apparently I've given him FAR too much credit.

[almightyseancore]

jackie i love you

i want to hold you in my arms sweet heart

you coming over me and we'll do each other right

sweet times

[KiraShake]

I want to shoot myself.

[Clonetos]

If your gonna do a henshin do it right one get a belt TWO better camera , Three put some effects effort into it heck even WMM effects can help and 4 COSTUME CHRIS construction paper, paint and tape a good costume does not make ya moron....

[AduIfHitIar]

and now for something completely retarded.

[TheGrungeGamer]

A RETARDED LUCARIO appears!

[TheVisionofComics]

god, that fucking ear

[hyenateethx]

He's like a living, breathing Tim and Eric character

[PaulMcWalrus]

Sweet times...

[Tannz0rz]

My hero.

[Ohbuggery]

Man, I can't believe this happened on my 19th birthday...I feel bad.

[NyxFTW]

lol, even the flopping ear is a troll.

[mordredt02]

More PSAs should end with the announcer talking about his (imagined) sex life.

[albee1000]

"..at least I am doing this and I have myself a woman."

Hmph. Well, Chris, Jackie was a troll. At least you're still doing this, hah?

[SinDawg030]

I initially wished a Thanator would burst in and eat him but then I realised that even Eywa would be irrevocably corrupted by this abomination

[Sonichucwcville]

dont curse you should not be talking christian lol. (ik ur not christian)

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

dem titties in the background

[SuperSalad88]

@AnimeAspieFanatic

Glad to know I wasn't the only one who saw those

[Jordon878]

is jakie his imaginary girlfriend

[thedancemetaltwins]

I hope his parents saw him like that.

[LordAzanko]

i wonder what would happen if they took away his monthly tugboat what would he do since he would not have any free money for dildos and video games anymore

[Vampiro413]

He forgot the white gloves.

[DafyddCymraeg]

His body disgusts me.

[anguspage45]

IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET.

[VIOLATER9000]

Press 9: "Be angry at people."

[jordanturner97]

so... his super mode is smearing himself in blue house paint and taping paper cones on his head? truly the mind of an autistic at work here

[BALLZofSTEEL911]

If I actually had da suppah powaz

[BloodQueue]

Is that a pair of fake boobs in the background?

[Seth1107]

@BloodQueue No there real boobs.

[GAYVAGlNA]

@BloodQueue Yes, Yes it is.

The plush boobs have appeared in several other videos of his

[dylan697]

@BloodQueue u almost sound shocked

[Edfan10]

@BloodQueue Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised AT ALL if they were. Remember, he IS a VIRGIN WITH RAGE.

[foof811]

OMIGOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

[DinosaurPirateX]

Sweet times....



[AnimeAspieFanatic]

*shrugpony*

[ThisSignupThingBlows]

This makes my brain shrug.

[LittleWingGuy]

Even at Halloween, this is just not acceptable.

[dylan697]

i bet this is what alex henriols roleplay sex would be like

[TutorialGuidez]

Chris chan you honestly think you will get a girlfriend if you act like this?? GROW UP immature little SHIT!

[IAMSPLITTONGUE]

lol. supern

mode

[Algahiem]

Could you imagine if Bob walked in on this

Chris: This is me in my super mode...

Bob: Christian, what the Hell have you doing with all this blue paint?

Chris: No! Dad! Don't come in!

Bob: What are you up to now? You'd better no be on that damn internet agai... WHAT IN THE SAM HILL!!

Chris: DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!

[foof811]

@Algahiem Poor Bob died September 6th. So now, no one will be stopping Chris from posting all his personal life on the internet.

[theonelinerkid]

when he says sweet times it makes my skin crawl its the most uneasing thing ever

[doggygenesis]

Nooooo I'm a furry and even WE have enough dignity to NOT do this to our body.

[Getoffmearse]

Avaturd: The last dick bender

[Keitaro2011]

@Getoffmearse WRONG AVATAR

[CaptainOlimar247]

:09 Wild Furfag Appeared!

[papermario2006]

"My girlfriend appreciates everything i do. Especially these videos."

Of course she does. Any Troll would appreciate these videos.

I mean, seriosly, EVERY "girlfriend" this idiot met on the internet turned out to be a Troll, providing only entertainment to us, rather than him.

...Hasn't he started noticing a pattern yet?

[Kamikitsune0]

...there are no words for what I just saw...

[DerMorphy]

"If I had the superpowers. But I don't in real life" Yeah, it shows by the way that ear keeps flopping down... and omg that belly

[pninja]

"Live life peacefully. Don't be angry at people." Unless they think differently then you, its fine to post youtube videos calling them out.

[JohnMooreification]

@VoiceOfTerror92 14/14/14: Sweet times.

[Ebrainiac1]

And I’ll form the flab!

[Ebrainiac1]

Lol, his paper ear droops every time he lies.

[schnitzal]

...I'm loving his attention to detail and the ear that keeps falling.

[avenged7x1994]

HOLY SHIT, CHRIS IS BACK!

[JohnMooreification]

10/10/10: This video

11/11/11: Skyrim

12/12/12: ???

[fiveMIRrOrs]

@JohnMooreification End of the world.

[papermario2006]

0:09 - 0:10 needs Transformers soundeffect. Someone make it happen.

[OriginalMkylem]

No cursing??? FUCK!!!!!

[SlamminWolfgang]

He can't even get a full sentence out before his ear starts falling off. It gets me laughing every time.

[G0ldbl4e]

Oh dear god. As a human, RAGE. As a furry, RAAAAGE.

[TheMasterTelevision]

Think of all the Crayola paint wasted to cover his man boobs which could be used for children to paint in art classes.

[TheCaptainLulz]

This thing is utterly completely fucking hopeless. Why must it still use our air and water.

[Germanboy567]

This actually scared me...

[Nintendorks12345]

It's like something out of a Guillermo del Toro movie.

[EdtheBlueNinjaYoshi4]

The Slender Man shat himself when he saw this.

[TheBlackYousa]

"She appreciates everything I do... especially these videos."

Oh my fuck

[SESdisciple]

Sweet times on Pandora.

[AnonymousI6778]

god-dammit chris... at least shut you're door before you do something like this...

[stsaylor29]

he definitely needs some activia laced with chocolate exlax

[BigJuicyx3]

"And now for something completely different!"

I'm gonna clean my room!

[DrWatsonPostmortem]

@BigJuicyx3

His room actually looks pretty clean, he just has a ton of stuff.

[theonelinerkid]

@DrWatsonPostmortem like a thiret year old version of a three year old hoarder

[TheDazro]

Press 5 repeatedly to see how chris has a wank.