Big Ern is gonna fuck Jesus in the ass on Wednesday. Laughable man, HAAAAA ha. Then he's going to rat you out and get big dudes to mangle your bowling hand.
"It's all come down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man child, with a boyhood dream to topple bowling great Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor Eaters champion and, believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now your bladder is like an about to burst vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kind of like an about to explode bratwurst."
Great debate- Mr. McCracken has the heart and tenacity of a Champion. Plus, he's above the law and would figure out some way to "take care of" The Jesus.
Aww dude! Please, please, please, you've got to do another vid of them but this time showing how each one bowls. I would just love that man. Not that your video is not good the way it is now, but there are NO vids of Jesus bowling online. Please do it man. That would be so awesome.
Big Ern is God
Spindle78 6 months ago
Of all the movies I wish would happen, this is it.
New shit has come to light.
cocainegeordie 9 months ago
funny
SteveMarsh182 10 months ago
8 year olds dude
View56dotcom 1 year ago
8 year olds dude...
View56dotcom 1 year ago
That would be awesome . Walter would watch the line
Over the line!!!!!!!!!! What????
I'm sorry smokey you were over the line that"s a foul
Assassin0328 1 year ago
that would be so awesome!!!!
adebrysi 1 year ago
BIG ERN ALL THE WAY
Jimpsterz 1 year ago
Big Ern is gonna fuck Jesus in the ass on Wednesday. Laughable man, HAAAAA ha. Then he's going to rat you out and get big dudes to mangle your bowling hand.
NeilFraudstrong 1 year ago
"It's all come down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man child, with a boyhood dream to topple bowling great Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor Eaters champion and, believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now your bladder is like an about to burst vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kind of like an about to explode bratwurst."
NeilFraudstrong 1 year ago 2
'Fuckin Quintana!......Creep can roll man!'
mrShowaddywaddy 2 years ago 2
ahaha awesome idea love it
intheblues 2 years ago
Great debate- Mr. McCracken has the heart and tenacity of a Champion. Plus, he's above the law and would figure out some way to "take care of" The Jesus.
teeteeboi 2 years ago
@teeteeboi
I bet Big Ern would also support the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers program.
NeilFraudstrong 1 year ago
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teeteeboi 2 years ago
big ern hands down!
nbomb1204 2 years ago 3
I swear to God if they made this flick I would forgive Hollywood for every bad movie they've ever made.
MugsMcClain 2 years ago 14
@MugsMcClain ...agreed my friend!
pwrofrob 1 year ago
8 year-olds dude.
drejohnson73 2 years ago 2
Don`t even talk about it !!! Ernie eats people like Jesus to breakfast.....BIG ERN is the Greatest atletic ever !!
bigearn2 2 years ago 3
they are so awesome. i cant choose
alucard449 2 years ago 2
Jesus Quintana
mephakistavi 2 years ago
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mephakistavi 2 years ago
The Jesus would fuck him up the ass pendejo
fxq520 2 years ago
Big Ern is a fucking beast.
psea 3 years ago
Maybe, but you gotta remember, nobody fucks with the Jesus.
longfi09 3 years ago 2
Big Ern to win. Big Ern is to bowling what Muhammed Ali was to boxing
philbeats 3 years ago 3
Insanely funny video my friend! Big Ern would kick The Jesus' ass anyday...
RobbieJess2579 3 years ago
Aww dude! Please, please, please, you've got to do another vid of them but this time showing how each one bowls. I would just love that man. Not that your video is not good the way it is now, but there are NO vids of Jesus bowling online. Please do it man. That would be so awesome.
trueblu8 3 years ago
cant believe this guy didn't know jesus' last name, 3/5 stars
npseudo1985 3 years ago
my thoughts too.
toasterized 3 years ago
That was genius!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!
damon323 3 years ago
You got a date for Wednesday baby!
biglebowski565 3 years ago
Well played sir.
toosh45 3 years ago
dude, you got too much time and a bowling fixation, aswell as a penchants for star wars
you need a girlfriend
RobertJamesAlexander 3 years ago
i commend you
7dollarbeer 3 years ago
ONLY ONE WINNER !!!!! big Ern !!!!
bigearn2 3 years ago