Two and a Half Men - Alicia Witt STRIPS

[tomayoga]

Damn, how did I miss this actress? She is really hot!!!

[heshnfreshqc]

The people on this comment board who suggest homosexuality should be treated the same as beastiality or pedophiles are purely bigots. There's nothing criminal about it, what someone does behind closed doors is their business and the business of their partner no one else. While I agree no one is born homosexual it is learned behavior. you may consider it a mental disorder but that's debatable. And for the record aids wasn't created by nature it was created by human beings.

[raoulhery]

Charlie : help you get back on your feet! Alan : oh no, no, not yet

[MegaWolfsBlood]

WAY TO GO FOR CHERRY PIE!!!!! GO 80'S HAIR METAL!!!!

[rohstoffe1986]

whats the name of the song in the background??

[snake5807]

Charlie come back !!



[zethiopia]

Two and a Half Men never been the same with out Charlie. He wasn't acting he was himself

[KlayyJayy]

Why are people having these arguments on a video of Alan getting a lap dance??

[StefanR10]

What is the name of the background, and damn Ms Pastonack is a stripper now 0_0

[raoulhery]

oh DOGGIES!!!!

[ammelinecool]

i wanna give a lap dance to taylor lautner

[kira20020907]

日本の蛯原友里に似ていて可愛い、ALICIAさんのがセクシー­ですけど。

[devilred1971]

funny

[Pothead69iz]

46people are gay

[stopthehatechild]

D-Girl

[iiBRINGIT]

'ohhh doggies'

[Hoobifta]

Pleasure. I tow the truck myself and ejected is the hot spring. It's the fountain of life, however, seriously Charlie I love you, and have copied your existentialism philosophy with a purpose from Two and a half Men. It's a pity it's rated PG, it ain't for children, should be M or MA, adults only.

[raoulhery]

Nobody can replace Charlie!!! Fuck Kutcher

[FretFreak02]

eeeeeuuuuuwwwwh doggies! Lmao!

[drc930]

Jake is right, she has a rockin' bod

[MaddDogg81]

I'd let her do that too me and I'd lick her asshole if I could

[StefanR10]

I search this scene since i saw the trailer

[drunkenwrecche]

nothing worse than cummy undies...

oh boy

[Echdrum]

Alicia was the little sister to 'Donna Hayward' (Lara Flynn Boyle) in "Twin Peaks". wow.

[TheOnePistol]

Oooo doggies! 

[TobysTVnews]

The new opening with Ashton Kutcher here!

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watch?v=0_RpjwgW4Sc

[MrFAtBuu]

shes fkin hot

[chuuz]

What's the song at the beginning please?

[tommather129]

@chuuz She's My Cherry Pie by Poison

[chuuz]

@tommather129 Cool, thank you!!

[MrMachinegun21]

@tommather129 WARRANT



[OninomeShikyo]

@tommather129 warrant, not poison

[MegaWolfsBlood]

@tommather129 WRONG. You sir, obviously dont know your 80's hair metal. Cherry Pie is by WARRANT!!! WARRANT I SAY.

[tommather129]

@MegaWolfsBlood your right, coz i wasnt born in the 80's! I typed the song in on google, and that was the first band that came up so I'm sorry that i'M NOT PERFECT!

[Pagra101]

She ends up being a crazy religious woman

[KaraokeLostClassics]

no no yes yes YES

[Gyrokaenzo212]

what episode is this tell me right now

[GoDxism]

@Gyrokaenzo212 Season 6 episode 5

[Gyrokaenzo212]

@GoDxism thx

[alloxxxsaurus]

only charlie would recognize a girl through her butt

[Zlord0]

@alloxxxsaurus Actually Barney (How i met your mother) has done that

[alloxxxsaurus]

@Zlord0 true enough

[ARavingLooony]

charlies got a point pole dancing should b in th olympics

[TheJashtica]

Jon Cryer is a lucky son of a bitch. Not just for being on Two and a Half men but for having Alicia Witt Dirty Dance all over him.

[amazingweed302]

@TheJashtica And Kandi too. He must love what he does

[BrutalRussianBear]

what is the song in the beggining of the video? please answer me. It sound to me like Nickelback but i'm not sure about it, so please give to a Two and a Half Men viewer a hand of help

[DaN1el96]

873 people got 2 things up

[jdjdjd10ful]

ok with you allen?

nooo, yes yes yes!

[hugoderboss1]

1:37 makes that stuff come out of me

[alex58515]

WTF !! jajajajajaja xD

[MegaMrxy]

she dances horrible

[wendie82]

@MegaMrxy I AGREE :)

[wendie82]

@MegaMrxy I agree :)

[AlexRockify]

39 People ARE GAY!!!

[sharky0922]

i never got idea of this lap dancing, i makes you horny as a hell..and you cant get this girl..so whats the point?

[jaddai89]

worst lap dance ever... that was horrible to look at i am sure she could have done better.. bey hey congrats to allen to getting a lady on top of him most guys dont even get that

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

@jaddai89 Well, she is an actress, not an actual erotic dancer.

[jaddai89]

@Str4t0sPh3rE lol dont forget old teacher sooo she has a lot to offer

[joemama101007]

whats the name of that song? I cant remember

[Narutoboy3331]

38 women hate ms Pasternak

[MasterOfGTAAndRacing]

@Narutoboy3331 i disliked because i envy alan and i wish i was him

[QinWang87]

@Narutoboy3331 actually i do...although this scene is hot, but if you watch the whole episode youll be scared =(

[dimensionyoga]

2:30

[darkhelisable]

it's ok with you Alan?

OHHHHH YES YES YES!

[blamu2]

no wonder. pasternak is polish last name

[78jokerthe]

I wonder if the carpet match's the drapes.

[4liferolltide]

those dances are really fun nothing better to get u in the mood

[spellititti]

36 people are gay.

[MasterOfGTAAndRacing]

@spellititti i disliked because im not alan i wish i was their:(:(:(

[LAUGHINGJOKER22]

@spellititti make that 40 lmfao

[Luxorious22]

@spellititti and another 4

[LawrenceCruz95]

@spellititti make that 40

[Grambino2012]

@spellititti Give us a break, we were "born this way"

[Tac1981]

@Grambino2012 some were others developed that way due to mental abuse or rejection i can show you a few examples from my school and they will tell you the same

[Grambino2012]

@Tac1981 I totally agree, homosexuality is mostly a mental disorder that is developed. Is someone born with a predisposition to be attracted to children or want to have sex with animals? Hell no, it's arrested development. Homosexuality should be treated like beastiality, pedophilia, and other sexual disorders.

[LordofTheOlli]

@Grambino2012 dickhead. Homosexuality is in no way dangerous or... a problem? unless you make it a problem. And I'm sure you asshole go to church every fucking sunday, praying to whatever lie you believe in. You know what, THAT is a mental disorder if you follow your own logic. People are not born believing.

I know a few homosexuals and they have never been abused or anything. Why the fuck should I not let them be who they wanna be? Because some idiot tells me to? Think about yourself first.

[Grambino2012]

As a matter of fact, I have not been to church in over 7 years because the Catholic Church has been taken over by homosexual pedophiles. Your extremely emotional reaction to my comment shows that you struggle with calm reason and logic, a typical trait of someone with mental instability. As for for homosexuality, I have been counseling queers for almost two decades and I can say, with great confidence, that homosexuality is a mental disorder. There is no genetic proof that it is innate.

[LordofTheOlli]

@Grambino2012 think what you wanna think. There's a difference between reacting emotionally to a simple argument or the way you basically accuse people I know of being mentally deranged. If you wanna talk scientific proof, where is yours? So you've made that experience huh? Well, I haven't. In fact, I'm just gonna accuse you of being mentally deranged for thinking that because I've made that experience.

Following your "calm reason and logic" everything that isn't genetic is a mental disorder.

[LordofTheOlli]

@Grambino2012 also, you'd still be going to church if you didn't have that impression? So you're actually believing what they've been saying but you don't think the current leaders represent your belief correctly?

In short, you're religious. Explain to me how that is not a mental disorder, following your own logic.

Also explain to me how anything else that makes up a human mind is not a mental disorder. Scientific proof tells us that we're in fact not only genetic beings so I'm curious.

[Grambino2012]

You are correct that religion is a mental disorder. My religious views (which were forced on me at a young age) conflicted with my growing objectivity and thus I finally rejected the nonsense. Just as I reject the nonsense that homosexuality is anything more than a developed form of sexual paraphilia, not separate from beastiality or pedophilia. If you cannot reproduce from a sexual act, then it deviates from its purpose within nature. Is homosexuality natural? Yes. Is it a genetic trait? No.

[Grambino2012]

When any given species exceeds their carrying capacity within nature, disease spreads to send that species down to balanced levels. Human beings have far exceeded their carrying capacity on earth, as we are consuming resources at a rate much faster than they can be replenished. Nature has given us a variety of sexually transmitted diseases because we have sex for the sake of sex and not survival. Homosexuality is a learned behavior and a weak one, so nature created AIDS to stifle homosexuality

[LordofTheOlli]

@Grambino2012 you're talking a whole lot but I still don't see your evidence. All I get from that whole bunch of words is still that everything that isn't genetic is a mental disorder. Basically, we should follow only our basic instincts as they are what we're born with and everything else is a mental disorder. Well, yeah you can debate that but that would just make mental disorders standard and I would again not see what's wrong with homosexuality.

Also that thing about AIDS is pure bullshit.

[jykell117]

@Grambino2012

I always thought that nature created STIs and Homosexuality as a means of decreasing our population.

[humouriseverything]

@Grambino2012 nature didn't create aids, government did

[loaner1000]

uhhhhhooo.oo.o! YES! YES! YES !

[HITwarrior]

This ok with you alan

OH YES YES YES

[dlmsuperdave]

This is NOT the original Miss Pasternak, This woman is different. Hot but different

[ginlover92545]

@dlmsuperdave I know its not but both of them played her well!! LOL

[dlmsuperdave]

@ginlover92545 Can't argue with that! LOL

[GoDxism]

@dlmsuperdave Lmao when i first saw that episode I'm like wait a minute....that doesn't look like her!!

[ginlover92545]

@dlmsuperdave no theyre not but they both played her well wacko and psycho both of them were just as great~!

[thesmartphonereviews]

@dlmsuperdave The original wasn't hot

[grimsmote22]

@dlmsuperdave It's Alicia Witt. I do not know who the original Miss Pasternak is, but i guarantee she is far superior.

[MrinalChoudhary]

what's the name of the song thats playing in the start whe they come in the club??

[sweiland75]

@MrinalChoudhary "Cherry Pie" by Warrant

[janar456]

worst lap dance ever!

[GencKurt54]

whats the song in the backround where alan gets a strip ?

[maickii]

@GencKurt54 "push it" from salt N pepa :)

[amirr84]

this is shit load of make-up charlie has...still im a big fan

[pop11123]

@amirr84 its a shame all the shit that charlie has done hes completely fucked up the show

[cb2435]

bi-winning!

[JoePete420]

This show is so funny I hope charlie sheen works something out with the producers I hate to see this show end

[dudewhorocks101]

Oh Charlie Sheen...

[princess6408]

alan: how come she's not taking her clothes off?

charlie: because this is a bikini club

alan: what's a bikini club?

charlie: hard liquor no nipples

alan: Oh man I could've stayed home and seen no nipples

lol

[cbr0oks]

thats convulsions, not a lap dance

[Martel97]

what's the Name of the song when alan get's a strip ?

[princess6408]

@Martel97

push it by salt n pepa

[JOHNSSMYTH]

Having a ring toss with my key ring.....what a scream!

[savetwoandahalfmen]

Two and a half men.. HELP AND SAVE THE SHOW

/watch?v=3VvroGTcmHg

[cooroxd123]

heres a nice walkthrough of every episode

1. charlie has sex

2. alan walks in and sits at the table with jake while laughtrack is playing

3. charlie walks in after sex and alan asks what he did last night.

4. berta makes a HILARIOUS joke about how he had sex.

5. jake says he doesn't get it.

6. they complain about their mom.

thats it. and its the #1 rated show on tv

[ThePoetech]

@cooroxd123 7. And people make random comments on youtube, never having watched the show.

[sweiland75]

Alicia seems to be a pro at dancing. It's like she's had experience before.;)

[naio0o0of]

Ok im all set we can continue LOL!

[CapitalBhoy78]

Giggity...

[PlausiblePictures]

Sheens in his element here

[HIGH777ROLLER]

Most people think that Two and a half men its unfunny, but that show had its moments...

[slowrollRod]

don't hide from Me "KoolJayJ" i only became a fan of two and a half men a year ago because my buddy said you should really watch this show because it resembles your life a lot! Now if they made a show that resembles your life it would be about one loser living in a subterranean efficiency apartment who spends his time whacking off, eating Cheetos and trying to disrupt people lives that he's envious off!

[KoolJayJ]

@slowrollRod Like i said before, How on earth did you get that im jealous and Insulting charlie sheen from that comment about him demanding 800 thousand more from his usual 1 million dollar salary? I was just stating an interesting fact.

And when did i ever say my life resembled his?

are you just pulling lies out of your ass now??

Fucking hell your like the most random troll I've ever seen . Troll better next time!!

[HavokReturnz]

Winning!

[HavokReturnz]

Lapdance=

[KingCharltonHeston]

I didn't even known Alicia Witt had appeared on this show. Damn she has one hot body. :)

[tberwick1]

I thought it was Alicia Witt

[raimonemigrantas]

Salt n'' Peppa-push it...

[jagers1234]

cool

[ALuna82393]

ROFLMFAO!

[Valeboss]

Whats the name of the song?

[vadim117]

no hw tonight class! :P

[TwilightRageX]

Damn! When did she get so fine? She was not this hot on Cybill. lol.

[HDKoncealed]

Oooo Dogies.....

[TheMaxReborn]

ALERT! ALERT! Somebody Here has no sence of humor!

[gafgoufff]

can i please know what's the name of the music in the first plz it's urgent :s pleasse !

[tommygroso12]

@gafgoufff Cherry Pie, by Poison.

[Phreekoid]

Charlie Sheen, a good reason for ethnic cleansing...

[frankthetank789]

"im playing ringtoss with my car keys"

"at this point it kinda does"

best lines

[greenday4121]

Ringtoss with my keys lmao

[Buffy8Fan]

Mrs. Bush is the redhead highschooler from Mr. Holland's Opus

[2xChicken]

the 35 who doesnt like this are twilightfans.. :X

[xXSk1llzTh4tK1llzXx]

"are u gonna fix that relationship? *smack*? :D

[jaybird321]

Wow. Alicia Witt grew into a hot MILF.

[ReegZi]

OOO, DOGGIES!

[lisababy4lyfe]

@ReegZi What was he referring to when Allan said OOO DOGGIES?

[blahmehblah1]

@lisababy4lyfe I think it means, his balls

when she jumped on him, it hurt his balls, hence OOH MY B....doggies

[dillw1990]

Alan : Ooooh Doggies haahaha Soo Funny : ) lol

[guffsrus]

Wanking material

[sonicman2500]

i got a boner after watching this

[MrBaddel77]

@sonicman2500 me too



[racefan32]

$100 to see her twat,!! ouch

[badcat1324]

holy crap,my last name is pasternak. charlie sheen said my last name!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!

[bloodybucik]

whats the music from 1:09 ??

[mooocie15]

@bloodybucik Salt-N-Pepper Push It.

[99MChrisp99]

Which song ist it 1:10 ?

[mooocie15]

@99MChrisp99 Salt-N-Pepper Push It.

[mrthefunnyman12345]

@catbee1 this is not a family sitcom

[RPGamer05X]

i heard that this girl is red john in the mentalist...

[trifulquita12]

i cant beleive that these actors actresses are millioners for doing this piece of...

this world is crazy there is no logic here

[Noname2903]

hard liquor no nipples

[marlensecond59]

nett, ich fände es richtig schön wen mich jemand vor dem allein sein erlöst , grade langweile pur

[hbhuei]

@marlensecond59

sag mir deine Adresse, ich erlöse dich.. ein Strik, Rasiermesser oder doch die Gute alte Pistole?

[33slayer]

@marlensecond59 maybe i can end your lonliness?

[Hugodeoro]

She dances horrible!

[GeneralG1810]

Theres no way he did that without crackin a fat

[MarianT21]

is ok with you Alan? Nooo, yes, yes, yes :-D

[sweiland75]

I would love it if Alicia Witt gave me a lap dance. :D

[trvr82]

That's the redhead clarinet girl in Mr. Holland's Opus.

[Hirojana1]

come on up on top xD thats the best part!

[danielf258]

which episode is it? .. and which part..

[sinnloshausen89]

@danielf258 ists season 6 episode 5, about minute 8...

[souldrainer128]

she's hot

[wetpanty69]

MMMMMM reminds me I got to get ready for work

[0900utube]

@wetpanty69 Yeah GET!!! The toilets need cleaning, just left a big fat log 4 you!! lmfao

[sij12]

is this the same pasternak is before, or did they change character?

[malditasea312]

@sij12 Miss Pasternak's first missi pyle characterize of the second alicia witt