Mass Effect - Shifty Looking Cow

[Noobpatty]

LOL it's like the ninja cat

[Wolfsrain90]

How the hell does a cow steal credits--a VIRTUAL form of money?

This damn thing obviously has dimensional warping abilities and tech skills ups the wazoo.

[Tubewaytorpedo]

Man i need to re check my eyes... i read shitty looking cow

[Red62]

Don't blink.

[fisheyman42]

they should put sunglasses on the cow :)

[BearMaster9013]

l:' that cow is a dick.

[LaJamesWoods]

I feel REALLY bad for the guy that leaves his game on and takes a shower.

[TheLostProphecies]

Troll Science INFINITE MONEYS ! Get a hundred shepard from Lazarus Project, use magnets for faster ressurection, get a hundred Shifty Looking cow, make the Shepards talk to the cows... SPECTRES will go Bankrupt !

[harryst999]

he must be jewish

[Pmilooo]

@harryst999 lol xD

[p1n3apple123]

theres a cow in a field near me that does this but the police wont believe me

[BigKittyLove]

Ah, it must be Saren's weapon of mass bankruption...

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

lol

[w4tupmy]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Themastercode1235]

What planet?

[naierer]

@Themastercode1235 Ontarom, Kepler Verge

[cuteypieGAM3R]

Haha, look at that shifty looking cow, it's so cute and fuzzy, wait....why is my money dissapear-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[cuteypieGAM3R]

The Reapers better watch their asses.

[DogMechanic]

lol the cow is gankin' your creds! What a bastard!

[Fishyman25]

It's like bloody ninja cat or something

[fashnek]

I tried this out myself, but the cow was frozen in place and I couldn't get it to steal anything. I shot it and got bored waiting for the respawn.

[eternalnightmare13]

@fashnek Things don't respawn in ME.

[insaneme92]

I live near a cow field, but they don't have little thieving arms so im fine.

[Doctalen]

It's just two volus trying to be furries.

[frankeyyankee3]

This should dff be an easter egg in ME 3!

[antza2]

Defenseless herbivores are no match for guided missiles.

[stunger]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite game of Red Light-Green Light!

[harprit3]

mass effect had cows? o_O

[CarlosIsDown]

@harprit3 space monkeys and table crabs too.

[mawehe63]

haha i found this guy last night and i kept trying to figure out what was happening

[YTzinkk]

Whaaaa this is so awesome

[ultimatepedrodude330]

KAIDEN: It's an organic Reaper spy sent to kill us!!

ASHLEY:You know we can just shoot it right?

SHEPARD:Na. Killing animals is too renegade for me.

[SpartanX189]

this explains the 200k that went missing after standing behind it for 10min

[godofguitar98]

haha thats how he pays for lunch

[aRubberSoul]

He will be the final boss of Mass Effect 3.

[HEADSHOTDEALER]

@aRubberSoul lol!

[recon500]

thats where space burger king gets its meat

[skillyaslig]

I want one of those. Not a shifty one, mind.

[Bloodshotbuddah]

Its a cowgeroo Half cow....Half Kangaroo....all asshole

[M00nades]

SPACE COW IS SPY!

[kisskisslovya]

Hey, I need to kill that cow so that Joker can get his hamburger! (Reference to ajokein the secong one)

[lilwyvern4]

If you kill it do you get your money back?

[vikocho123]

imagine that cow bring M-920 Cain

[zombielover456]

Your team saw him stealing from you and they did nothing. XD

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

This is why you carry a gun...

[AIAZISten]

sonofabitch

but can it talk or something

[yhaunvito]

funny, how it gets closer and closer as he turns around. lol

[snoman99991]

Wow what a great Easter Egg!

[gearswires]

that thing is creepy

pickpocket cow meet my rifle

[elrapido5150]

What a crook.

[Polizei112]

my mako took care of that bastardcow :)

[TheColombianOne]

Hahaha the ninja cow can be a pretty sneaky bastard. How in the hell did you find this?! And are the rest of the cows in the planet as mishievous?

[yhaunvito]

no, they aint.

[Meegz0]

How cow looks pretty shifty!

[showmethelight]

LMAO!!!!

i saw that thing but it never got the chance to steal from me.. that I remember anyways!

sooo funny

shifty looking cow....LMAO!

[RUSRhythmic]

That's pretty cool! I didn't notice that.

[IAmRodyle]

What the hell can a cow do with credits? Are they edible or something?

[IncompleteChaos]

@iamrodyle

oh i dont know... maybe build a DEATH STAR to help create a GALACTIC EMPIRE

[ARedMoonStudio]

He's up to something... He knows something WE don't!

[b1oodh3ll]

@ARedMoonStudio omg O_o

[Airbender222]

Looks like something from spore...

[maniacalpanda]

Fieldcomb - The cow stole the credits. I went AFK near it once, I had 2 million credits to start with, when I came back the bugger had stolen half a million o.O

Sneaky little bastard, I'll give it that.

[InternetLawman]

lol, never saw it.

[HELLHILL]

i just ran into that cow .but did not know it was a cow, just saw it as something odd looking

[colooizawesome]

Lol. Just lol.

[FoxHound109]

Ha, ha, ha! OMG I came across the shifty looking cow in one of my play throught and I thought it was a glitch or something the developers left there by accident, so I never told anyone about it. I'm not insane, YAY! Ha, ha, ha!

[Fieldcomb]

no I mean you lose credits if you talk to her...

and I was on this planet too, but I only found some beetles

[Fieldcomb]

why you lose money?

[Kragoth55]

the cow is suspicious my friend

[BigMrTJ]

and I thought the monkeys were weird...

[ROFLgasmSpasm]

Best thing in this game I've ever experienced.

Thief cow. Fucking epic.

[AsG1989]

he lives by a gold deposit, bet he stole that too

[gbtygfvyg]

That son of a bitch. Now that i have a renegade character, I'm going to blast his ass to pieces.

[HakurasMan]

You don't get points for killing him. <.<

But that cow is cute, in a way.

[SolAurum]

Assassin cow! He'll sneak up and put a knife in you. He's got hands to do it with.

[JohnnyV920]

a couple high explosive rounds would learn him good...

[ForerunnerConstruct]

Wow. I found those things once, and instead of getting out of the Mako and watching them, I killed them all with the rocket launcher.

[UnchainedSilence]

i put a bullet in that damn hings head.

[krazzykiddXD]

lolololololololololol you got mugged by a cow. lolololol

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[Sporeadam]

looks like the animal turok killed in one of his flashbacks, ironic how i got both games on the same day tho

[mattboss123]

wat planet is that on

i might pay them a visit MWU HAHAHA

[oomnine]

more like shitty looking cow... and yes saren's weapon of mass destruction

[Vaclyn]

Red light green light cow.

[crazyd3m0n666]

i came across those animals :P but i didn't stay for long there, i was just spamming A for a while to try to talk then killed 1 or 2....then i left...i thought it was some kind of bug or something...lol :D

[jamestown111]

soverign servent

[XCutorF1]

lol

[ryanbeeble]

Saren's secret weapon

[FrozenGuyX]

freaking scary man

[Runforestrun]

Shifty looking cow for Mass Effect 2! =D

[stjimmyswhatsername]

I never came across this, but it gave me many laughs...rofl XD

[JEIT27]

i RAN OVER IT

JAJA I M A DEVIL XD

[8888Duke8888]

yeah, i knew that kangaroo bastard had something wrong with him... took him out with the door...

[EchetusXe]

haha wow, never came across that on my travels.

[LiwamGeebon]

hehe

[halomlg117]

scary

[WeAreGarageHero]

lol wow

[supertacobong]

THIS is why I don't trust cows.

[daedric127]

lol classic

[PlayerOblivion]

a money stealing cow? hahahaha

[AngryPotato2012]

I guess the term "cash cow" exists in the future, too.

[Crimsonlee2XX]

WTF!?!?!?! Is that weird animal stealing ure money??

[OvaltinePatrol]

That's crazy!

[DarkestFireWings]

Can you shoot it??

[digibluez]

yes,he dies

[iamnuff1992]

what happends if you talk to it?

[jbcblb0808]

where do I find him?

[Rahmemhotep]

HOLY SHIT LMFAO! besides how funny that is i thought it said shitty looking cow the first time i fouind it XDDD i laughed at it until i turned around to leave :((((

[killallianceftw]

lmfao

[SilverSolid]

I knew some thing was up with that cow! The milk tasted bad. Where does it spend all the credits it steals? O_O

[redrish18]

i knew something was up with that cow!!

[OwigamiHey]

lmfao that son of a bitch

[Ramendude20]

lol

[proclaimer989]

that damn cow with two extra arms, stealing my money >:(

[KryssySushi]

I found that cow and it stole stuff from me, but I didn't know it would follow you

XD

[thekillers1stfan]

is it just that one that steals from you? because seen those thing and just killed them

[tipsey1]

i know saren bribes and manipulates everyone but this is a bit over the top lol

[johnbarsby1]

what system and planet are those things on?

[doctormarmalade]

Great easter egg

[rikorikojie]

lol I never noticed that because I kept shooting them. can you get your money back if you need it back? and btw how can we talk to them?

[sukichan117]

wow, that's cool. I've been near the cow things and never notice or supected.

[Gamezpussy]

OMG don't ever turn your back at the stealing cow!

[mastuhjoe]

thats awesome! I heard about it but never saw it myself

[CommunistSquirrel]

You get Renegade points if you run them over or shoot them while in the Mako :D

[Lrdvltr]

It steals your credits? Wtf? I've only come across the monkeys but never this cow.

[banszor000]

It's Saren. He hates humans.

[portecar000]

that is weird

[CrazySkullll]

wow reminds me of the friendly companion cube from Portal... man i miss that little guy im so sad that i killed him :,(

[ilovechipotle123]

hahahhaaahahahaahhaha

[danthman666]

I killed the entire herd ^_______^

[kingofpwns]

Kill the Bitch

[CheeseGundam]

Stupidest shit ever, how the fuck do you steal an electronic form of currency?

[BLARGHALT]

He's just that good at it.

[dumuh]

His owned probably put a device that emits a signal that will still your currency. The reason he'd be following you is probably because the device would have to be in close proximity.

[dumuh]

Can't believe I mistyped steal.

[ALBERTWESKERZERO]

maybe the cows asshole has an electronic device that shifts money in there so he can get off the planet ... just a thought ^^

[BunnyknightX]

The cow is the master of pickpocketing. He is not even moving and still can steal your credits. It's amazing! I wish he could teach me how to do it ^__^

[IchigoMe]

Wow nice find!

[camcorderfreak999]

I have the game. I've encountered these creatures before. Yet I never thought about the possibility of something like THIS! If I do meet it then shifty looking cow + Commander Shepard = messy cow blood all over the wheels of the Mako.

[ArAbCoOkiE]

ive played this game inside and out useing only my pistol. and when i find his cow imma shoot it!!!!!!!!!! then t-bag it!

[ArAbCoOkiE]

dont give that cow three fity now! first he wants fity cents then hes gone wantin three fity!

[LostOddity]

omg. it keeps getting closer every time. creepy. what would it use the money for anyway??

[bs0ng]

I ran over it.

[AmishParadice]

I think its odd some of the animals they just threw on some of the planets....but this one took the cake (as well as son hard-earned money). I shot it.

[zechtech554]

the first time I saw that thing I was like WTF??? and when he started stealing my credits I got really pissed

[LinksLove]

Thats freaking creepy o_o Its like the ninja cat that comes closer without moving...except the "cow" (I REALLY don't think that thing looks like a cow) steals your money.

[zelda1ftw1imo]

lol tahts so creepy

[jimbobmcgee]

That's really creepy when you turn round and it walks closer...

[Nerevarineownsyou]

Moo!

[disgruntledwhale]

stupid cow

[billsterovbhe]

lmfao

[IPwnYoU59]

why would a cow take money from you if there is nothing to buy on that planet?

[spartannoah]

can´t ya just kill taht cow-bitch?

[x2432615184x]

no1 should be allowed to kill such a cow

[subarudood1]

did it just take money from you? cowpickpocket

[XxLevelBasherxX]

Creepy.

[IceCaliber]

what an asshole

[x2432615184x]

Also i liek the insect things on eden prime the most, they look like the flood on halo but mixed with a chubby bumble bee xD

[x2432615184x]

Whats funny is old shifty is beside a bunch of other cows like him but they arent shifty like him, they are also a good distance from him for obvious reasons

[wwetrekkie]

XD

It never said that on my game... waht level was that on.

[x2432615184x]

It makes sense that he lives by the gold deposit

[Drokua89]

lmfao i love bioware.... actually like cause they are assholes and don't have a editor out. WE NEED MODSS!!!

[Volgunn]

wierd

[Dimensionaluk]

That cow was burgers when I finished with him.

[FlameBurger]

oh yeah i remember this. i lol'ed

[MistressDracona]

LOL wtf

[bckb604]

Silver Monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xcheck31]

ok?

[HeadbAnger46655]

What happens if you talk to it?

[PoopyMuffinMan]

lol

[MTSUman2009]

Money on that planet is scarce, you cant blame him

[Daniel569]

lolololololololol

[x2432615184x]

He has his reasons im sure