The nutritional facts of water. People always tell you that water is good for you. "Oh yeah, that's what my body's been craving: a big glass of liquid NOTHING!"
Indeed. But just because it's essential to life doesn't mean it's nutritious. Salt is also essential for life, and it's composed of poison and explosives.
You are not "meat with eyes" you are a well trained consumer resorce. And if you are NOT a consumer then you are not funtioning as planned.
JustaSmuck 3 weeks ago
...I still wanna know what his 2nd rule is. ;)
empath69 1 month ago
Get rid of free water, buy water. Christ...
AuraSageBT94 1 month ago
Total Fat! Total fuck fat in water!
untuchable0417 2 months ago 2
"We are all like snowflakes."
What a hilariously PURE thing to say. XD
Alufear 2 months ago
we are all like snowflakes haha
EyeRing100 2 months ago
His mmmmmmmm is priceless
Kdubslugga 2 months ago 4
1 Person works for Evian.
eternalanubis 3 months ago 5
I CRAPPED MYSELF! should have paused and gone to the bathroom, BUT TOO FUNNY!
Jbob98onroblox 4 months ago
1:30
InnerFood 4 months ago
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InnerFood 4 months ago
lol, im from south america and i can drink all i want :D
G0th4ki 4 months ago
3 gallons of the hard stuff a week. Hell yeah!!!
arcadepod100 4 months ago
@arcadepod100 fuck wine: whiskey gtfo...lol
emightis 3 months ago
The nutritional facts of water. People always tell you that water is good for you. "Oh yeah, that's what my body's been craving: a big glass of liquid NOTHING!"
SalaComMander 4 months ago
@SalaComMander Youre body is mostly water. Water is the most essential thing for life.
mrbrianmccarthy 4 months ago
@mrbrianmccarthy
Indeed. But just because it's essential to life doesn't mean it's nutritious. Salt is also essential for life, and it's composed of poison and explosives.
SalaComMander 4 months ago
@SalaComMander Sodium Chloride (table salt) is a nutrient. Water is used to facilitate nutrient and waste delivery and to keep tissue moist.
Brotassium00 3 weeks ago
@Brotassium00
(Love that username)
That still doesn't make water nutritious.
SalaComMander 3 weeks ago
Clean Water! Then we said 'NO! FUCK YOU! I DON'T WAN'T IT TO BE THAT GOD DAMN COVENIANT!'
RadonX9 4 months ago 3
@ta1on97 Bad english.
CoolerKing37 5 months ago
yes he is, because that is probably what the venue provided for him to drink.
msgsudz 1 year ago 9
Great comedy but, wait......is he drinking bottled water doing the act?
keith53t 1 year ago
@keith53t as a prop maybe
lyianx 5 months ago
Sharp comedy. The con is that big we need to laugh it off or we would go crazy. Question everything, never stop being happy inside
TheTruman777 1 year ago 27
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TracyAndersonFoxhunt 1 year ago