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  • Dude at 1:26 is too high to process what's going on or else so high Burr's tripping him out too hard

  • i know what he means. a while back my cousin and i was driving down the road and i saw a guy talking to a couple as i was driving and i thought to myself "what if i just swurved over and hit him right in the back and kept driving like nothing happened"?

    i told this to my cousin and he just said "your crazy".

  • WTF is the guy at 1:26 doing. He looks photoshopped in almost.

  • see the guy with the beard. What a douche.

  • I do that shit all the fuckin time! I think of doing the craziest stuff and I just start crackin up! There was a guy standing infront of me at the bus stop and he had a really shinny bald head and I thought what if I just slapped him round the back of the head as hard as I can! I mean really put my shoulder into it and slap his bald head then just stand there smiling at him when he turns around! LOL I need to see a Doctor or something!

  • @gwl1983 I love Bill Burr, but this was also a Jim Carrey bit around 1991 or 92 . Look up "Jim Carrey Unnatural Act." But of course that does not mean any ideas were stolen. We all laugh so hard at this because we all have the same idea from time to time :)

  • That muffin story was a riot....lol!

  • That was actually a good crowd. For some reason most Youtube comedy vids from Montréal feature the worst fucking crowds.

  • I HATE when that happens. They have a video like this, a comedian tells a hilarious joke they pan to a person like the guy at 1:26.. must be him he's talking about.

  • saw this guy on TV back in 2008 and have been a massive fan of his since. Check out his Monday Morning Podcast!

  • 1:25 is like " that's a great idea how come i ve never thought of that before"

  • @ 1:25 - "I'm so happy I took this face out tonight I'm going to showcase"

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  • At 1:27, the guy laughing is eyes out was fondling the other guy nuts

  • That SumBitch aint right, LMFAO !!!!

  • 1:26 wtf lmao

  • The voice he does with his hand at 12 on the steering wheel reminds me of the voice Jim Gaffigan does when he impersonates the uptight people in his own audience. Hilarious, both of them.

  • Boring, really boring. He's just loud, vulgar and has no real points to make. Reminds me of the class idiot back in school... trying hard to be funny but pretty tedious.

  • @mctabla seems like the type of guy who has the worst sense of humor but thinks he is the funniest guy in the room.

  • @sub1ime99 I guess I am spoiled by youtube. After watching in rapid succession the stand-up of Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Frankie Boyle, Jimmy Carr, (early) Ricky Gervais then this guy is just plain boring and tedious.

    But just my opinion and I have no problem with that of others :-) If anything good may come from this posting, I hope it might be that people give the above mentioned a try.

  • @mctabla Nope

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  • @afleury226 Yup.

    (Be honest: You are, what, 16 years old? Two favourite videos are a Chinese guy throwing a bicycle and a snowboarding kid on a slope with a pink plastic pistol?)

  • @mctabla Actually no Im not. Clearly thats me accidentally hitting favorite because if you noticed, my youtube profile is something I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT haha. I actually have a life and dont need to sit on this all day. Oh and yeah thank you I do know all of them. I still think Burr is right there, this is older Burr. His bits are 10x better now. You cant tell me that his new special Let it Go isnt HILARIOUS? Everything he says is true. I dont know man Im not trying to argue on youtube tho

  • @afleury226 So this is 10x less as good as Let It Go? Considering Let It Go is still juvenile smirk comedy, makes this vid still appropriate for a 16 year-old.

    But let's say Burr is good (for arguments' sake), can you seriously want to compare Burr with Carlin or Hicks? These guys were on a completely different level.

  • @mctabla Clearly Im not a comedy buff such as yourself but am I wrong when I state that Burr still has plenty of years of comedy left when Hicks and Carlin are now passed which tells me that they have a lot more material and stage time then Burr does right now. Im not trying to say he gonna be better or blah blah. I just like his views on things. I dont know what to tell ya... Brah

  • @afleury226 Tim Minchin said: What really turns me on is when complicated things make sense. That is the power of comedy when it is picking up on important issues in our everyday lives & how that links to what's going on in society.

    I guess my point is that Burr doesn't do that kind of comedy. He's in his niche (fair enough). It just flows by with some weary laughs & is forgotten 10 mins later. Tim Minchin, Lewis Black (eg.) actually have something to say that is really engaging... & very funny.

  • @mctabla

    Listen to his Monday Morning Podcast, he doesn't have an overall "message" per say as the almighty and holy Hicks might have had, but just the rants and tangents he goes on a weekly basis alone is enough to solidify him as one best comedians of our era, by our I mean 2000 and beyond of course.

  • 1:26-1:29 that guy just realized how he can become famous.

  • The faces he makes are beyond hilarious. The look on his face when he does an impression of his girlfriend has me dying

  • @Lizzy3218 we saw another show if his earlier and we were dying at all the expressions

  • wow--- im ambarassed how the crowd wasnt cranked yet..

  • Y'all are right, this guy is funny as hell. I think we all have known a regular guy who was real comical, but this guy make ya pee ur pants!

  • @MrTest1986 HAHAHAHAHAHA, JESUS CHRIST HAHAA

  • the only thing i hate about bill burr is he makes me loose my shit, 'did they say he could do that?' FTW

  • DAMN.This niggas hilarious.And that "annoying lady" voice he does is the greatest.

  • u're right guys. the guy at 1:27 is really fuckin me up...

  • @MrTest1986 lmao !!! nice

  • Killer funny !

  • muffins are a happy food?

  • Killer funny..............

  • Bill Burr is HILARIOUS. He should be world famous, much more than Seinfeldt, that jew.

  • 0:29 is guilty!

  • When bill is on a roll, nobody comes close!!!

  • LMFAO!! x) 

  • 1:27....."ok so im gunna leave early wait out in the front with my car til everyone comes outside""

  • "Hey, Bill, You wanna got to the cookout? You could bring that potato salad you brought last year. It was such a big hit...ONE OF THE MOST HORRIFIC SCENES WE'VE SEEN IN YEARS!!! BODIES JUST STREWN ABOUT!!!...Agnes' gonna be there; she's still asking about you. You should ask her out...NO INDICATION HE EVEN *TRIED* TO STOP!!!...Seriously, you're getting older...PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE DASHBOARD!!! PUT 'EM ON THE DASHBOARD!!!"

    Loved it. I was laughing my ass off so hard I couldn't breathe.

  • no indication he even tried to stop

  • he reminds me of will smith and Martin's Captain in the movie BAD BOYS

  • Burr is so funny it hurts

  • @leedavis05

    shut up fag

  • @zetterburger jim carrey told the same exact joke about being insane.. why you mad at me? its almost word for word...hes funny but damn...

  • guy at 1:27 "I was thinking it...and then you said it.."

  • the guy at 1:27, is like ; IS THIS GUY A PSYCHIC!?!?! GOD?? IS THIS A SIGN ???

  • guy a one twenty seven ate to many pot brownies.

  • Guy @ 1:26 is new to the English language

  • i like the guys facial expression of horror at 1:27 lol

  • @RectalDiscourse it's a funny contrast to the guy next to him laughing so hard he's crying LOL

  • I cant believe no one has made a joke about the guy at 1:27 given the relevance of the joke and his facial expression

  • @biz20

    If you think that's funny, check out the dude at 1:27 ... Ha, you didn't see that did you!

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  • oh god I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

  • ha i wish bill would have spotted that guy in the audience at 1:27 he would have totally capped on that guy.

  • look at the fella at 1:26 or so he was noooooot amused....at all.....whatsoever....

  • I am not sure if the 1:26 guy got the bit.

    This guy is awesome.

  • hahahaha that guy at 1.26 is thinking "oh shit how does he know i was gonna do that tomorrow" lmao

  • @hootenanee69

    LOL

  • 1:26 .. lol

  • I think the guy at 1:26 is related to the muffin lady...or really loves street fairs lmao

  • That joke wasn't about muffins and street fairs.

    It was about running people over with your car and masturbating about it.

  • that person probably had it on "playlist", I had the same thing and the "muffin joke" was before this one, and when you have the playlist sometimes you don't have enough time to post it while it is playing.

  • If he had it on play list, then the text box that he was typing in should have emptied when the video changed. He would have had to start all over again.

  • @dstebbin ?

  • LOL @ 1:28 the one dude is laughing his ass off

    and the other dude is thinking of actually doing it :P looks like

  • 1:26 "How does the American know my innermost thoughts..."

  • hahahaha, thats a good one!

  • What the fuck is that psycho at 1:26, did you guys see that. hahahaha

  • Apparently, that guy is immune to comedy. That's one of Bill's best bits, and I've seen almost everything by him. Maybe he's thinking, "That sounds like a great idea ... I think I'm going to go have the valet bring my car around."

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  • Bill,

    Have you considered dropping an elbow on the muffins?

  • hmmmm! Newsweek?

  • 1:26 holy shit, that guys face is priceless.

  • he must have been so whacked out

  • LOOOOOOOL that guy is tripping out on some shrooms

  • The guy next to him doesn't look amused at all. LOL

  • haahaha i was expecting some guy laughing his ass off. wasnt expecting that lol.

  • Cuddlemuffin?

  • 1:26 "How does that American know my innermost thoughts?"

  • lol i was thinking the same thing, and wanted to add him to the "Terrorist Watch List"

  • Lol great comment

  • LOL

  • @dashrirprock Totally!!!

  • @dashrirprock this is excellent tactic for jihad....lol

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  • holy crap, i thought the same thing when i watched this, than i read the commments...he looks like he must have had a family member involved in an accident similar to bills train of thought.

  • That guy looks like he was added into the video. almost seems fake with the way he is positioned.

  • uhhhhhh... did i remember to turn the stove off? 1:27

  • haha man, good call, i was wondering what the fuck was with that guy

  • he may have schizo-phrenia or just took it too seriously

  • 1:27 Taking Notes...

  • 1:27 the dude is like: omg he knows my thoughts... Hahaha!

  • LOL truth

  • hahahaha! Christ! Just watched this again. Had forgotten about 1:27. That's the most hilarious thing ever! xD

  • 1:27!! Noticed him the last time I saw this. It never gets old. He looks so defeated in life.

  • his head must be the funnest place to be

    awesome dude

  • At 1:27 he's like "Did I leave the iron on?"

  • Haha! Thank god! I just had to check the comments wether anyone had commented on 1:27 !!

  • I was just thinkin..what if I just started punchin the muuffins!

  • lol

  • Jesus Christ 1:27 is thinking "Omigod, he's for real." No it's a damn comedy show, buddy.

  • lmao damn right the mofo at 1:27 looks like a fukn terrorist righ thurr

  • lol he looked like he was about to fuckin set the bomb off

  • he is the best

  • wow!! 1:27 is phenomenal...

  • I really think Bill Burr is funny but that random fuck at 1:27 staring off into space made me laugh harder than anything Bill said in the video.

  • lmao, holy shit, he looks stoned.

  • @murphy3162 looks like he was on something

  • @murphy3162 thats hilarious i was lmao at that dude too. that dude has to be doped up on heroin

  • lmao 1:28 that guys thinkin that doesnt sound like such a bad idea.

  • what the hell's wrong with that guy? its like he's seen a ghost

  • Right there, that guy was thinking,"I'm gonna be on the cover of Newsweek".

  • 1:27 lmao. hes zoned out

  • i think that guy in the audience was just brain-dead.

  • Holy shit, you got 50+ thumbs up!

  • "... It's like he's reading my dreams."

  • im so glad so many other people noticed the guy at 1:27!

  • i noticed the same guy, but i was thinking more like this happened to his sister or something. i thought he looked like he didn't think it was funny at all.

  • that guy looks fuckin insane!!

  • I was just about to post something in regards to that terrorist. he was deffinatly plotting some shit!

    too funny.

  • The concern on the guy's face at 1:28 is priceless!

  • aaaahahaha..yeah, that guy is either mega-blazed or plain braindead

  • Bill Burr is the shiznit'----I would rather see him for 100bucks than Dane doo-doo Cook for $25.----His comedy is 'wide open'---Not like dc---'I keep track of my itchy ass-holes"---wtfit---That was the worst notfunny crap I ever heard... I hope the 'WOOD'-- doesn't kill his career with some b-movies---But a guy has to work....Good Luck BB-BABY----He is one of the best at off the top comebacks, when the crowd gets out of hand......

  • at 1:26 the rational guy is laughing and psycho is thinking about it, thats too fucking funny

  • ROFLMAO!!!!!

  • lol that was funny, the face that the dude with the beard made while the other guy behind him was priceless

  • holy shit, i just noticed that and this is the third, maybe fourth time i've watched this XD

  • It's like he knows what I'm thinking...o.0

  • hahahaha check out the guy at 1:29

  • lol wtf?

  • this is awesome

  • 1:26 '...hey...maybe i should do that'

  • HAHAHAHAHA! I bet he thinks that.

  • at like 1:25 or something this dude in the crowd shot isnt laughing at all hes just staring off. lol but this guy behind him is dying lol wtf

  • Ha ha! Good spot! That's hilarious!

  • BECAUSE THAT WAS THE FUNNY THING EVER man i really love how he did it too. just genius

  • lmao how many muffins can i mush.

  • 3:00-

    "Wham, Wham..WhamWhamWham!!"

    Man, there are so many moments in this routine that are just instant classics

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  • The funniest line of this bit in my opinion is ............"It's a typical girlfriend idea........it sucks! and it's going to take ALL Saturday." How dead on is that statement.

  • It is... as many times as I've seen him deliver that line he always gets the loudest applause from that one... it's true and classic

  • 1:27 LOLOLOL

  • DUDE! That is hilarious!

  • the psycho look

  • LOL hes like i do want to do that! LOL

  • at 3:27 there's the guy from MTV Made

  • Which one?

  • The kid in the red shirt with glasses. I think he was the guy with Asperger disease. He wanted to do stand up, makes sense he would go to see Bill Burr haha

  • ahhhh holy shit nothing like good laugh.

  • lol 1:27, this dude is either thinking, "WTH is wrong with this guy!? Going on a killing spree isn't something to joke about." or, "You know, that's not a bad idea." lmao

  • lmfao

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  • 1:27 is hilarious-this guy does not get Bill Burr's comedy-lmao

  • yeah what the fuck hahahah he looked like he was high as hell.

  • one of my favorite comedians!