The Real-Life Gnome - UK

[ThePoppyangel]

I miss Alford sooooo much, especially Ron he brings colour to this great little town :)

[TBS55]

Omg, he keeps saying Alford wrong :(

[AliceMurray95]

this guy keeps saying alford wrong..... but Me too! i love ron the gnome, makes me smile when i see him about in alford! ....never heard him speak though :')

[Disco2802Buddy]

I know this man <3 He is a true Legend

[jkearns1225]

WTF THIS IS STUPID

[people1oh1yeah]

people so what if hes a little strange but u can tell he is a nice person

[110yds]

fair play its better than taking up drugs

[JAMES271181]

70 years old and thinks he's a gnome,

You old man............. have lost the fuckin plot!!!

[snarkwise]

That gnome is sooo fake!

[TheMASTERKICKASS]

WHAT THE FUCK

[UberShadow666]

wat

[MrsCindyLeonidas]

a sweet soul!

[Captainlamp]

You can tell he is doing what he loves. There is nothing wrong with that.

[jez3122]

i've met this man!.......he lives in my town and is a ledgend!!( about 500 yards from my house)

i gave him 20p for some gnome charity that he was on about.....just so he'd let me take a pic of him:)

[MikoYuukiSama]

Gnomes FTW

[Tlicious19]

my goal in life is to meet this man. Im with him. Gnomes are totally real. I go gnome hunting on a weekly occasion!

[BrokencydeXoxo]

Damn son!

Gnomes are freaky o__O

not good...

[HeliosRa]

Ron Rules!

[nocturnarboreal]

i thought this would be about the genome project

[dadedubbledee]

I see he has all the gnomes even the minority gnome........Wonder if he has a Gnomemo....lol

[ChelskiBonjourino]

I like the black gnome. Even a minority exists amongst gnomes.

[ViruzNoob14]

I tought he was a normal lad who were joking, but when I saw to 4:17... yup! He is a nutcase!

Don't do drugs kids.

[Jesse1Zionist]

@ViruzNoob14 well learn to write in proper english

[ViruzNoob14]

I'm not english, couldn't care less, tard.

[Jesse1Zionist]

@ViruzNoob14 ok then good ure not english

[BlakeTahoe]

he might look nuts but you can tell his heart is damn pure,i hope gnomes exist just for his sake haha

[WuManGroup]

..i smell a sex offender..

[keyanage]

lol true

[NZealandKiwi]

@WuManGroup shut the fuck up you cunt

[huntress44]

LOL i thought snow white owned all of them :P

[headofwords]

1.22, um, yeah they are. I reckon all these 'eccentrics' give these things up if they don't get on TV within six months or so.

[captaincavemaaaannn]

?............?!

[Terramax]

What's wrong with the voice of the person narrating this vid?

[AzeriIsGod]

nothing..

[columbiacollege2008]

test

[togio100]

I think Ron read David the Gnome a bit too much...

[iTeaze888]

doctor!

[hanaakfnx]

that's not at all creepy.

[ceafexftw]

Hannah, just because it's probably your dad. Teeny...

[AzeriIsGod]

lol

[ceafexftw]

More like Ron the peadophille.

[OverRideGeneration]

i believe it's gnegro gnome

[dandan26]

lol... Gnomes!!! this reminds me of when we filled my friends parents front yard with different Gnomes over a month or so and her parents had no idea who was doing it. Ended up with about 30 or so scattered throughout the front yard.

I recommend this for a good laugh.....

[bumkz]

what a freak. i bet the gnome he wants to marry is an 8 year old boy

[Slyptid]

Wow this guy is my hero.

And i loved the intro music ehehe :)

[heavy246]

weirrrrrrrrrd

[srb2silentsnipe]

It would suck if he believes in marriage before sex =P

[lukygirl314]

I'm glad he found something that makes him happy. I bet those gnomes will become collectables (even more valuable) some day.

[banjofuckin]

he needs to find miss russian doll...

[skateboarding118]

Him and Syd Barrett would've been a good match

[BEJAMINITE12TRIBES]

ever heard of nimrod....

this guys a degenerate like the rest of you white boys

[scarlettbildhauer]

THIS IS AWESOME

[almasrik]

a whole documentary on a "nutcase"...wow

[bettySwollox]

This poor fella lives alone, in the middle of Gnome-man's land, which makes him a Gnome-ad

There's no place like Gnome

Do you think he keeps time with a metro-Gnome?

His favourite band is the Rolling Gnomes

(Don't blame me for the poor jokes, blame David Bowie)

[regemo]

"don't do drugs" qft

[raduz123]

LMAO, he needs a friend and I aint talking about a gnome.

[lloydrizla1]

What a nut.

[guyardon]

hahaha "punishing cupboard for naughty gnomes"

[MapleLeafConfederacy]

wow don't do drugs..

[aswolf]

This is so cute!

[welcomegohome]

he should move to argentina, maybe a reeeeal gnome wil pay him a visit...

[guydecervens]

Hard to believe the English once had and empire, isn't it?

[LightOneSun]

haha

[MapleLeafConfederacy]

lol

[ShaktipatSeer]

My mom saw gnomes once in her sock drawer

[LightOneSun]

underpants gnomes

[kongone]

death to the gnomes for the horde

[Frances3654]

gnomes are cool!

for the allience

[kongone]

lol allience anything but cool just b happy you get worg

[Frances3654]

the horde is lame, their all a bunch of ugly hunchbacks

FOR THE ALLIANCE!

[kongone]

ok keep truckin every one knows about gnomes i mean look at this guy go get ganked more UMADUMADUMADUMADUMAD

[fingerburn50]

Just a little Gnome stroaking.

[Longknife]

I love towns that embrace their crazys.

[videochemist]

brilliant character. i love all of his quotes and habits. editing brought it all together perfectly. goes nicely with the recent story on the druid. looking forward to more quirky characters from england. 5 star.

[VoteJesusNow]

It takes Journeyman Pictures to cover this vital issue

[rickmanallen]

Did journeymanpictures go to a mental hospital to find these people.

[jihadpizza]

its got pedophile written all over it.

[videochemist]

please dont ruin it for me. i loved this video so much.

[LurkingCrassZero]

l I was thinking the same as you, jihadpizza!

He said he's got 'a little gnome' in mind to get married to!?

[ifrit1780]

I bet he never noticed the "made in China" labels on his little buddies...

[ho2cultcha]

pervy gnomes creep me out.  they don't take 'gno' for an answer.

[ryno99]

Wow this is low standards for Journeyman.

[cherhalt]

The tone of this story is kind of propaganda-ish. Why is it on journeyman pictures? I don't wanna see this from journeyman. This is just quirky human interest stuff!

[global2012]

haha funny old guy.

[21ADB21]

Only in england!

[CMKenneth]

i got 10$ that say he plays a gnome female with pink hair.

[robinsoncrucify]

2:56 LOL token black gnome

[21ADB21]

brilliant haha

[josephcmendoza]

Dude, this is a weird motherfucker. Obsessive-compulsive disorder at its finest, with a pinch of schizophorenia. I want to get together with this dude, and smoke some weed. I bet he is a trip!!

[MEEG0L]

what is this I dont even..

[missbutter81]

This man needs to play World of Warcraft.

[muzixxluva]

so im guessing when he dies those gnomes would be haunted by his spirit, and hence, a start of another great haunted location

[demerc]

i'm guessing Ron has never seen a vagina, human or gnome.

[noobzaebot]

The closest to that was 2:29. He was touching it. lol

[ZeeGooner]

fukin hell its noddy galore.

[ValerieBarlow]

Wouldn't it be funny if Victor Meldrew walked in there...

[AnarchistDictator]

Hah yeah that would be hilarious.

[Retrobowler]

thers a black gnome