Stephenie Meyer Is Not Dead [Music Video]

[prideandprejudicegal]

loved it!

[49Jacksonlrd]

5 mins? God damn you got talent!

[mrsjenniferJONAS1]

kalab your rap is awesome lol luv ur vidz

[CartoonDraw]

HA HA! I love this!

[Frajgun]

R.I.P fire-alarm beep. :(

[TheLovingGoddess]

The video was cute, but what makes me love you is this: "You are truly one of the finer village idiots I have come across in all my days." I might just become a crazy psycho stalker fan. Yes...that is me outside of your window.

[emialicecullen]

!!!

[NanahoYama]

haha i think i'm becoming a fan of your videos! ;) keep doin this ur great!!

[GirlsRuleTheSchools]

lol i loved that.

it was uber amazing....

but i wasnt special enough to hear abt this rumor????

[warbull999]

LOL

[bookclutz]

toook me forever to hear the fire alarm.....

[CannonNight85]

Oh guys new Twilight Eclipse got leaked xD Its so awesome i saw it at TwilightEclipseMovie[dot]tk

[1kitkat500]

lol what was that at 0:35?

smoke alarm?

[RideTheWave101]

Sorry for the rude comments on your video my STUPID cousin always messes around with my account nice video though kaleb

[RideTheWave101]

stop trying to be all that beacause your not!! get it right dude u fuking retard

[mskenziecullen]

FIRE ALARM.

[RideTheWave101]

what makes you think im gonna shutup just because you told me to!!?!?! kalyndimo8

[mis3412]

niceeeee love this vid

[Hippibear]

Kaleb from kaleb nation died filing this! lawl jk

[MrsNickJonas1527]

lololololol, I just heard the smoke alarm at 0:36 for the first time.

[dancergurliey]

gotta love kaleb!

[twilighter1027]

Go Kaleb!!! Shut up the haters!!!

[kalebnation]

@RideTheWave101 Okay, you're right. Only intelligent residents of the planet Earth are required to spell things correctly. You are free to remain ignorant and loathed if you so choose.

--Kaleb

[AliceAtHeart]

well said, Kaleb :)))

[bookclutz]

@kalebnation well said

[RideTheWave101]

@kalebnation yea thats wat i thought u fucker

[kalebnation]

@RideTheWave101 I counted six spelling and/or grammar mistakes in your comment. Only six! You are truly one of the finer village idiots I have come across in all my days.

--Kaleb

[KalyndiM08]

Okay, I have something to say to this.

It's not nice to say 'gay' because it's basically making fun of not straight people. He is not gay. So you can just shut up and go die in a hole. Kay? Thanks.

[frecklesluver10]

omg i heard the smoke alarm beep! haha too funny! xD

[1ElizabethO]

Oohhhh my gosh!! LOL

~ElizabethO

[abbyll]

toooo much red bull i guess... :D

[xxdalia1226xx]

LMFAO i heard the smoke alarm ahaha. . . u rockd it Kaleb

[Jackielover4ever]

Lol? ;)

[Thrisha1000]

i listen to this song all the time!!matbe 7 times a day!its such a awesome song and lets not forget STEPHANIE MEYER REALLY ISNT DEAD!!! check out my channel and videos

[08Gillen]

@Thrisha1000 its a good song but 7 times a day is fucking weird

[princessrachel988561]

a rap about a woman who isn't dead is the the oposite of every other rap song ever written

[FakeAccentz]

You're so talented, Kaleb! A writer, a blogger, a musician...What can you NOT do?

[stallion0702]

i never noticed it the first and second times i watched it but i heard the smoke alarm beeping. haha i love how it's still going. i just watched your video of how you try to change the battery and 2 minutes later it beeps again. lol i hope you get it fixed!

[MsDazzled19]

Great Video Kaleb! I think you rocked it!

[MizHafHaf]

PAHAH wicked. love the emo hair suits you man!

[pennybug12]

ha ha another great video Kaleb & you made me crack up, thanks I needed that! I can't believe that this was a rumor again!

[WhyDoesSheLoveHim]

LMFAO.

[cenastar567]

love how at 0:35 you'll hear the smoke alarm beeping XD XD XD

[lilipad5597]

loved it!!!

[IMJAFFASNAKEY]

FREEKIN AMAZING KALEB! xD

[bubbles868767]

Haha! I love it~!

[akinablacky]

great rap ^^

[Edwardsgirl1230]

EPIC!!! LOVE IT I just saw a thread on the twilight saga and was like WTF!!!

[taracah]

Awesome!

[VampGirlInc]

You are epic!

awesome song!!!

[biggerjacket]

hahahaha FTW Kaleb FTW!

[mandyisalicecullen]

o that was beyond amazing ahahahaha

but srsly peepl, shes not dead. ur dumb.

[Angel3Lover]

omg that was great i liked it.........lol.......

[IzzieGal2424]

Oh my flippin god ur AWESOME! Love ya!!!! Subscribing and raitin five stars for da twidude : )

[Forkschoolmusical]

Catchy.

[cougarjulzcms]

oh my unicorns, i love you sooo much.

[Lacarria120]

lol I love the tiny background fail!

[kawaiisanosuke2]

kaleb, you slay me. :D

[Jamie0Savanna]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA.....I didn't even know there were death rumors.

[twiligh4trinitya]

The way you said woman was funny =D

and I love the song!!!! Catchy =D

[jbcamprocklover]

haha thats just plain werid, xD

[CodyssWorld]

Nice!

[xoamberbrown]

Kaleb, stick to writing, rapping's not your thing ;)

[beatlechic94]

marry me kaleb!!

[EnchantedDecember]

hahaha, I remember you talking about a music video a few days ago, but I totally forgot about it until I saw this..it's AWESOME!! xDD hilarious..

[ufcandanimefan]

EPIC

[MrsCullenTwilight]

I MEMORIZED THIS!!! :)

It's awesome! My Mom was scared. O.O

lol.

YOU ROCK, KALEB!

[anhandfriend]

omg, this made me laugh!!! hahaha, and i heard the tiny fail! darn the smoke alarm!

[j0hnson48]

Is that the character you have been working on??

[XxTwihardxX]

Sooo good haha Love it

[crazyovertwilight250]

lol...wow..

[iloveemily022]

Haha. LOVE(:

[Marge7744]

LOL Awesome!

[FifiTheWonderPoodle]

"Some of you people may say my songs don't make sense. That's your problem! You try directing a rap in 5 minutes about a woman who ain't dead!"

Haha, your rap reminds me of your BlogTV today when you spent about 5-10 minutes trying to find one of your raps so I could hear it (Yes, I tweeted that). IT MADE MY LIFE!!!

[futuremrsjonas31694]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha!

[simplyXcmcluv]

Ohh my lordy Kaleb...

[AriaInTheSky]

LOL!

[PurplePolkaDotsx14]

make a longer song of this and download link!!!

[AlyssaNicoleEckels4]

ahaha love it.

i never heard any rumors that she was dead ?

[IllAlwaysLuvEdward]

hah why would people think Stephanie is dead??? she was just at the New Moon pemire a few weeks ago.

[TheTwilightGurrl]

haha kaleb that was awesome!

[BloodyNemo]

lawl! Awesome :D I haunts me..

[Krazytangerines97]

at 0:33 ur hair looks kinda blonde lol

[brieyaeighmy]

AMEN! Speak the truth, Kaleb!

[MsDarkMuffin]

RIP Beep

[FindingHisLight]

THAT WAS SSSSOOOO FUNNY!

[Sehrinur]

LOL

[renesmeelove77]

love it!

you rock kaleb =]

[TheAlesilva]

Demais!

[kristinehwong]

love it hahaha (;

[sunnyskiesCA]

That rap was really funny and entertaining!

Can't you cut the wires in the fire alarm or something?

[408ruth]

wtf ders no fire alarm

[mazdaluvsspunkransom]

that fire alarm is a death trap. !!!!!!!!

[MetaphoricalSaviour]

lol "BEEP" just get a new fire alarm :)

[Diomonds4]

Thank FREAKIN gawd SOMEONE put that out there.. THAnks :3

[BubblyPudding]

Genius. No kidding. Love it.

That freaking smoke alarm! Drat! Just rip it out. No kidding.

That was a great 5 minute rap. ;)

[horsecrazyx25]

this is a win.

[carmagirl321]

i heard the smoke alarm at 0:35! wow, thats seriously ridiculous at this point xP someone oughta to do something. ud think since ur so famous these smoke alarm companies would hear about ur problem and be begging to help you

[animals89010]

I'm sorry Kaleb, but LOL this isn't your best work but at least it made me laugh ;)

[glitter123451990]

i thought i heard ur smoke alarm lol!!!!

[bethrosegirlxx]

You can hear the fire alarm!!!

[CrazyCille]

Haha. this is awesome!

[polskicherry]

lmfao @ the fire alarm.

you the man, Kaleb!

[danchii]

emm duhh she's not dead ;D

[njdragonfreak]

Lol wow..well it was better than I thought it would be...hahaha, funny Kaleb

[twilightfreak16]

THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF HARDCORE.

Hahahahahahaa

[mffn1989]

hahaha this is awesome.

[musiclova4eva1]

"you try to write a rap in 5 min about a woman that ain't dead!!"

LOL

[86Lupe]

HAHAHA LMAO

[Meliss0810]

Kaleb, you're pretty damn fierce!

[katiecheerlove]

........dont quit your day job!

[catails617]

ROTFLOL!! i heard the fire alarm beep at 0:35!! xD

[ferrarigeeg]

that was a good rap but not e the best.

But that still was a very good rap

[GLUWEBSHOW]

Hahaahaha!

[chocolemonade]

Ahh Kaleb, this is why we love you :).

[hptwilighter]

Oh Kaleb... you make me smile

[BeckerMiddleRox]

Nice kaleb hilarious!!! Love your videos!!!

[SparkleDazzle603]

I have a strange feeling this song is going to be stuck in my head for a while. Great job!!!

[alicejazzXOXO]

That was AWESOME Kaleb!!!!!!

[VIckybraca]

HAHA!! I loved it! And I did hear the fire alarm in 0:35 XD!! IT WAS HILARIOUS! :D

[shurtugal1993]

LMAO, fav song. and thank you smoke alarm :P

[IsisHarker]

this was SO GOOD!!!

[potchammy]

XD, I had no idea this was gonna be a rap!!!

[corn0is0gud]

lmao at :35 I HEARD "THE BLASTED FIRE ALARM!" as Kaleb says it on Twitter

[WildcatTwilighter14]

Awesome, man, you should totally be rapping! Ahahahaahah

[TheRandomDork]

This calls for drastic measures to me taken.

*puts on sunglasses*

XD

[twiligh4trinitya]

OMG THIS WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol =D absolutely hillarious =D

and the beat was greattt tooo hahaha

[ShelbyJonaslover4eva]

LOL! i cant stop watching this!!! :)

[KathyTheres93]

lol !!!!!!!!

[kimberlysueyapchui]

hahaha funny

[haileecullen]

lolol ur hilarious

[miraclebabiixo]

wtf? i love it!

[TheOrangeDream]

Hahahaha, awesome Kaleb, awesome!

[RandomVampireNinjas]

omg. I HEARD THE SMOKE ALARM! XD

[daddygymgirl]

Your amazing Kaleb!!! And I thought that was my smoke alarm the first time I heard it until I played it again and heard it again around the same time as the first.

[petraakapetryXD]

WINWINWINWINWINWIN HAHAHAHHAHA! XD awesoooome :D

[XoLALALAoX]

hahaa that was funny :p but i didn't like all the light on your face..why do people think she's dead???

[Rosehasthorns]

i wish there were words for how awesome you are!

[henaes]

Damn you're good. Love from sweden!

[Frajgun]

WOW en svensk som gillar Kaleb! :D Wohooo :)

[Brokenwings2425]

Hahaha, that was EPIC! Wish I could fav higher than 5 =D

[Bammetje112]

Indeed the smoke alarm xDD

[BathDuckys]

who is stephanie meyer?

[ThePinkMagic]

the author of the twilight saga.

[TwilightGurle]

Kaleb I think the best part about this video is that you are SO not the rapper type, and it's hysterical. You are awesome. This is the 5th time I've watched this video.

[NinjaFanpire]

I laugh so hard every time I watch this video.

The slogan for this vid should be "Bet you can't watch just once!"

Seriously, I watch it multiple times every time.

[sarahtheminx640]

hahaha that's hilarious!!

[VampGirlInc]

lolz omg that was so epic!!! adorable!!! okay there is no other word to explain it but KALEB!!!

[Pancakes17]

lol @ poor smoke alarm in background

[rAnDoMfReAkMaRiEn]

bahaha xD that's amazing!

[WHACKpirate]

KAAALEEEEB

I really want to watch this video, but because you made the entire video screen a link to your page, everytime I click play (because for some reason I can never seem to hit it right) I get sent to your page! D: Reloading's a bummer, so could you please make it smaller in the future??? Thanks!

[MrsNickJonas1527]

LOL, the smoke alarm! I don't even see why people would spread that rumor. The problem with those kinds of rumors is that, eventually, everybody starts changing it up and it ends up so unbelieveable that you stop going on those websites. <[True Story.]

[lalaangelsweet]

oh. my god.

[MalibuChick105]

kaleb... I love you but please stop trying to rap.

[bittyboo93]

xD Ahh...you really need to fix the smoke alarm.

[LovelyFairytale7196]

haha.

[r0f1c4k3s]

LOL-O-L

[RyoLive]

funny, but still, She is dead, trust me >:D

[TwiliterluvsRob]

AMAZING!!!!!

and did i hear a smoke alarm?

haha but truly amazing :)

[Ablumz]

.....total awesomeness much.....?

[twilightfan4life2459]

haha i heard the fire alarm again. that is really sad kaleb... really sad.

[whenitsmidnight]

hahahaaa ohh kaleb you just made my day :)

[2008LindseyShow2008]

lol awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BrightNight52]

Hahaha the smoke alarm!

I love this :D

[LAUTNERLOVERforeverX]

HA HA HA niceee :)

[Gdschild]

HAHAHA that was awesome! and clever

[TaelenHale]

oh Kaleb i love this!

hey do you know if you're going start selling Hambric necklaces? i really want one

[Jessliz55]

you need to kill that smoke alarm pronto

how did you put it

'i'll beat it off my ceiling"

well get going

[idefine777]

oh god, kaleb...never do that again.

[XcookiesareguudxD]

AHAH The fire alarm. Still no matinence?

[essences1901]

lol kaleb your hair looks awsome here

[XDMirandaXD]

REALLY KALEB U TOO NOW!?!?!??!!? after seeing fred do this i was annoyyed but now see u do this just pisses me off! i mean i like u but when ppl doing vlogs on youtube start making songs and putten them on itunes it bothers me alot!

[superb037]

no one said this was going on iTunes - relax, it was like a fun thing

[maxie9229]

um.....ok

[purple31princess]

Your hair looked cool :D

That was awesome.

[RUSALOSHKA]

UGH! That damn fire alarm at 0:35 . LOL,

[AdrienneFrailey]

lol I noticed that too!

[KELSEY788641]

Hahaha loved it kaleb

but that fire alarm at :35 i would have gone crazy by n smashed it lol

[SocialReject007]

i'm going to find your address and send you a slingshot and stones for christmas.

we're going to take down the smoke alarm.

What's with people always saying celebrities are dead? Can't people get more creative than dead or pregnant?

Geeez, people. Think with an IQ over 6o.