Great Moments in Presidential Speeches

[MarioFan124]

"Thanks for cumming, welcome to the white house." That's just fucking gross.

[MarioFan124]

If you close your eyes it and listen to this it sounds like he's a stand up comedian the way people are laughing! XD

[ayemzparker]

i miss watching this on Letterman

[happik]

He wasn't good at on the spot questions and impromtu speeches that for sure!!

[traindude80]

This guy should be the successor to the tonight show not the president.

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[drock815]

Are you having burritos for lunch?

[Crust218]

Not a very effective Squealer.

[geekswag93]

lol did that really happen?? was he really our president for 8 years...lmao

[FRSyndicate2]

The two first speeches shown are featured in the song "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour.

lol, what a coincidence.

[thehumancritic1]

Jethro Bodine with a 3rd grade education had more brains. Is it possible "the people" elected this moron twice? No, the Gov works togather to create their leader. They put an even worse choice on the ticket against who they actually want.

[vaahtobileet]

He was a funny-ass dude.

[MrAnon56]

HEY THE REAL MEN YOU HAD AS PRESIDENT, ALL WERE IMPEDED, OR KILLED ,THIS GUY , YOU LET LIVE?

GIANFRANCO FRONZI

[rpe33]

Hillbilly bastard, you ruined our great nation!

[leepakim]

1,2,3,4

[TheRandomFunnyPeople]

I like Trains :)

[basketball420caa]

I like to Fish

[OhReallyNoWai]

lol nice contrast is being shown here between real leaders and a clown.

[Dan474834]

Almost all of them are Bush lol. Horrible President but would have made a great comedian!

[Intraverseneptune]

You can see he's very detached from reality due to his upbringing and at the time his very sheltered life.

I remeber the time when George Bush senior went into a supermarket and saw the checkout scanners for the first time and asked "What is that?"

I still prefere him to Barry though.

[orvgg]

As a Christian mother of three I do not believe that we should making fun of President Bush. He did more to heal and unite this country than Clinton and the current guy. Bush was a deeply religious man who lived a Christian life and yet get along with of the muslim and jew faiths.

[xxhowdlyxx]

@orvgg That "current guy" would be Barack Obama just in case you didn't know.

[TheSkunkCat]

Yah, Uh... I think tide-turney uh, I see as I remember, uh... I was raised in the desert, but tides cann-uh... It's easy to see a tide turn. Did I say those words?

God, it's kind like listening to Chris Chan's rant against the Encyclopedia Dramatica Page.

Dubya = Autistic?

Could be, his family DID shove him into politics because he fucked up so badly at business.

And then he fucked up badly at politics too.

[MYTHOMINHTRAN]

Es war so lustig!

So dumm war er als der US President!

[AntnyDsmn]

anybody here got four kids? I just wanna tell you none of them are mine no matter what you say.

[Jantv81]

Bush needs to do nightclubs or have his own sitcom.

[00MsPaigeAnna00]

Was he supposed to be a comedian or our President? I would like him if he was a comedian....but damn. He was supposed to be the leader of our country. Haha. :)

[mastrcheeph711]

we let him be president twice

[WaterNimph]

@mastrcheeph711 How?

[mastrcheeph711]

@WaterNimph re-election

[treehugger01134]

3:32

[jupiterShoezR4Me]

i like to fish

[jupiterShoezR4Me]

recurdements , lol

[eric2dea]

There is no way he had any influence on any decision made during those 8 years. He's probably not even that bad of a guy. But Karl Rove... that guys a prick.

[hussh9]

What a clown!!!

[MrMusicfreak47]

wow wow hahaha.

[vitamincity]

that was our president....

[PPKDude852]

Lol wow. How did we ever elect this guy? TWICE???

[AntnyDsmn]

@PPKDude852 We didn't.

[LordEarth69]

bush is one of the worst leaders in American history

[ArodWingfoot]

Missed the greast speech of all. "General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!["

[05fingaz]

I like to fish.

[obsid1177]

I had burritos for lunch



[TheNastyShitler]

Bush had great character. made me laugh. Was of average intelligence.

If he was put in a great situation, with a great supporting cabinet; he would have been one of the greatest presidents.

[TheSuburbanWarrior]

I would love to have a beer with him.

[taminhMD81]

An Iran with Iranians who can reject Iranians' influence! lol!! I miss Georgie.

[AntnyDsmn]

Is it just me or does he seem like EVERY time he spoke publicly he acted as if he were a drunk frat boy stumbling his way through an oral presentation?

[Fuckdisworld93]

lol "anyone got 4 kids? 3 kids?....whew alright alright idk y i asked that" xD that made me die

[XMAVERICK99X]

You played the Nazi triumph song at the begging lol

[generalhans1]

beste entertainer in the white house ever.

[Gerient888]

i wished he has another term as president. he is funny as hell LOL

[willypdyer]

I still don't understand how you Americans could have re-elected this man

[AntnyDsmn]

@willypdyer we don't know how, either...

[cenkbasbolat]

My favourite is the "one, two, three, four" one. This video is so funny but it's better to watch every single of them right after the Kennedy and Clinton's. And I think it's more funny to see you guys making political discussion on this video.

[cenkbasbolat]

my favorite is one, two, three, four. This video is so funny but it's better to watch every single of them right after the Kennedy and Clinton's. And I think it's more funny to see you guys making political discussion on this video.

[JustListen000]

is this depressing to anybody else????

[manuelandrade3]

I love Bush, so entertaining...

[tenaclass]

hard to watch, you feel so bad for him

[n8mare28cj]

hmm, if only bush was a late night show host!

[1yearyounger]

he was such a joke haha

[spammingnoobs]

you dont know how to troll right there for you fail

[dopamine83]

It's not a matter of telepromter or not.

Bush was a moron and so are all who voted him.

Dan Marino and his dynamic wife...haha

[williamhad]

hey at least he was funny ha!

[salakast]

at least he doesnt have a teleprompter in front of him 24/7 like someone we know....

[swimmer7189]

@salakast I'd rather have a President who can read well off a teleprompter than one who sounds illiterate! And FYI, ALL presidents in recent times have read off a teleprompter!

[myfamousone24]

miss that idiot? He kicked the shit out of other countries and showed other countries we got a set on us. But Obama is slightly lowering our country power and Now other countries dont fear us and you dont want that. We need a republican in office. Besides Sarah Palin shes a jackass and needs to stop with politics.

[astupiddvdcase]

god i miss this guy

[teknokrat1]

@astupiddvdcase wow... how could you miss that idiot. sure that was a funny video, but he was the freaking president of the united states of america... and morons like you voted for him not once, but twice. miss him all you want, those days are gone forever. i'm just glad we all survived it. oops, sorry new orleans. i bet they miss that guy.

[TheHowlingPig]

@teknokrat1 Because Bush was the fucking Poseidon God of Waters and caused the flood in New Orlearns. How can you blame a president for a natural disaster?

[teknokrat1]

@TheHowlingPig it was his handling of it. thanks for trying to insult my intelligence.

[astupiddvdcase]

@teknokrat1

oh im sorry, didnt know everyone in the world lived in the US and voted for george bush.

fool.

[teknokrat1]

@astupiddvdcase that does explain how you could miss him... just sit back and watch from the other side of the world.

[unincorporated1]

I did have burritos for lunch lol.

[123littleton1]

the GW Bush ones were not that great

[coolfreaks911]

funny guy

[Ralndrath]

People say ohh George Bush was a "scape goat" "he took all the wrap" "he was being used" as an excuse for his bad popularity.

Well yeah without doubt, its because he is an idiot that he was all those things.

[locotesd]

His wife is probably thinking "I can't believe I married this idiot"!!

[JW4ever2008]

I in a way feel bad 4 the guy....he was a mere pawn in a game run by a larger player

[TheWayfarer100]

He loos like a comedianwith the laughs and all

[mehlville97]

He needs to share some of that bomb ass weed he is smokin...

[spammingnoobs]

bush was one of the greatest presidents ever

[dopamine83]

@spammingnoobs your mom was one of the greatest presidents ever

[paulmccartney619]

sweet



[alannagolloher11]

"i like to fish."

[7credible]

Barney is my dog.

[AntnyDsmn]

@7credible at least he didn't say barney is a f***ing purple dinosaur.

[khalidzahran1]

@7credible lol

[dhide14]

If he's so stupid, how did he get elected TWICE??? damn, I wish I was that stupid.

[gillyday]

ahh, so entertaining. so intelligent! I see why america picked him!!! LMAO

[HCAZz1224]

@gillydayahh, so entertaining. so unintelligent! I see why the Illuminati picked him

[gillyday]

@HCAZz1224 yea, bush was a horrible fail...

[americaHUMVEES]

at least people could relate to bush...he felt ordinary, just like us...our new freakin "messiah" is too damn wordy and evasive...oh and he gets nothing done. that too.

[vietminh111]

@americaHUMVEES

You must be pretty stupid if you can only relate to bush and obama, and americans must be pretty stupid in general if bush can be considered ordinary. If Obama is wordy and evasive then bush is an outright liar who can't speak with a damn. And speaking of getting nothing done, Bush is a shining example of 8 years of non-accomplishment.

[DavyCrockettFan1]

I'd be happy to tell you of some terrorist attacks on us under the Obama administration. Have you heard of the car bombings in New York City ? There have been several. Also, did you hear of the "Underwear Bomber" ? I know that we stopped him in the act, but under the Bush administration, we stopped that kind of thing before they could even try it. About the recession, you think Bush is responsible for the recession in China ? Cananda ? And Obama is not doing any better.

[CA92064]

at least he doesnt carry around a teleprompter

[wobblydangly]

This is what people like.. they don't want slick, articulate clever clogs like Obama.

[M1ndz]

emy e sseses tell people why i say that d z does it i zs i i think they're claustrophobic

lmao that part is hilarious hahahahahhahahaha

[koolio669]

Kennedy was a beast president.

[drumline17]

i expect a president who is at least considered a "genius" IQ-wise, not one who is above-average at best.

[unincorporated1]

I like to fish, then I met an onion grower, then I became President!

[ketchupman04]

No matter what the media has to say, Bush was an awesome president.

[asavagemike]

I couldn't even have a conversation with this dude. I would be like wtf every 30 seconds, and he would just give me that blank stare with the half smile he does.

[R0ckG1r7]

Corn's good.

My kids can't read.

[TheMegnisthebest]

seems more like a stand up comic than a president...

[briagadaress]

3:16 LOL! HAHAHAHAHA

[XxlivinwithitxX]

4:17 is the best one haha :)

[wuzcloopin]

Late Night television has not been the same since. 

[dallas21475208]

@wuzcloopin AMEN!!



[Havok255]

He could of been a standup comedian... He probably was...

[rogerioctbacwb]

This is Amerikkka...

[05618532]

This is really stand up comedy material, I live in France and I'm surprised american people still have electricity in the country with a guy like that. Wow. This is really funny

[EpHiixX]

one...two... three four!

[bennyeliuth20]

W is Awesome!! i miss him, I woulda voted for him again!!

[896367453]

YAY FOR GEORGE BUSH!!

[iamman97]

haha yah he f's up a lot, but he did have some great ideas, Its like watching Larry the Cable Guy as president, but I voted for him twice. haha

[cragnog]

ahhhh hahaaa so good

[katanawarrior2008]

I just can't believe how many fuck ups BUSH MADE IN HIS SPEECHES!!! he's an idiot president

[Hats1976]

@katanawarrior2008 I have a hard time believing that you're a perfect asshole,LOL..meathead!!!!

[spulkagent47]

Dubya's such a clown.

[FarRockStandUp]

Bush is the least Presidential president in history

[Jantv81]

Bush is great for endless jokes.

[Gold21030]

Are you serious America's health care system is crap except for Hawaii. Just because you have money doesn't mean you deserve care anymore than anyone else. Health care is care for everyone George Bush doesn't realize that and the dumb fucktards that voted for him and McCain don't realize that because they are fucking retarded

[Hats1976]

@Gold21030 And just because I have money doesn't mean i should pay for everyone else's health care now,Thanks Obama

[Hats1976]

We voted for him so we would not have a fucked up health care system like canada. So i guess that makes us....pretty smart

[69chevy21]

@Hats1976 why is canadas healthcare fucked?

[Hats1976]

Yeah, i bet all the fruits in canada would love there dicks sucked by America,but you can kiss our ass!.

[swscheeze]

so he has a sense of humor. big deal.

[SwingAdam]

Prime example of how lazy people are. The people that voted for this fuck twice are comfortable having their leader being as stupid as they are.

[Hats1976]

I guess thats why you voted for that cocksucker Obama and his Chicago politics that have failed up to this point.

[SwingAdam]

Actually im canadian, so anytime the states needs a hand you know whos dick you have to suck to recieve blood for dismembered men and women over seas..

[DavyCrockettFan1]

@SwingAdam George W. Bush was a great president. He protected us during 9/11. He gave tax cuts to us. Did you know that my taxes have gone UP since Obama took office and I am middle class. I truly and deeply miss President George W. Bush.

[ast453000]

@DavyCrockettFan1 "he protected us during 9/11"? how exactly is that? how does 'he failed to protect us from 9/11' turn into 'he protected us during 9/11'? I suppose you also think he "protected" us from the worst recession since the 1930s.

[DavyCrockettFan1]

@ast453000 There has never been another attack on American soil during the Bush administration after 9/11. There has been more attacks on us while Obama has been president than 8 years under Bush. As for the recession, it was/is international and Obama is not doing any better.

[ast453000]

@DavyCrockettFan1 Ummm... Name a single terrorist attack that has occurred since Obama took office. As for the recession, it started in the US, after eight years of the Bush administration. Remember Lehman Brothers? Or did Fox "News" not cover that. I'm sorry, my friend, but Bush failed to protect us from the worst terrorist attack in US history, and the worst recession since the great depression occurred while he was in office after eight years of his rule. Those are facts.

[EEF21]

@SwingAdam do you have a soul? sorry that he's a normal person and he did the best he could

[AshyKnucks]

@EEF21 Doing the best you can may suffice for working at McDonalds, but not for being the leader of the free world.

[adoptkristina72]

What an idiot

[EEF21]

@adoptkristina72 you're a twat

[EpHiixX]

Well considering that he was illegaly placed into office, we shouldn't call him President. He'll always be Governor Bush to me.

[Hats1976]

@EpHiixX should Obama be called President? Somebody has hidden his berth certificate

[tsang6482]

If he can be the President of the United States, I'm sure that I'm more than qualified to be the Prime Minister of Canada

[BoSoxSux86]

Dynamic Wife? lol

[jandui8]

I like him, he's so funny and laidback! :)

[UniversalCodeX]

@jandui8 And drunk...

[SwingAdam]

imagine a drunk man whos laid back that thinks hes funny driving a car. Would you get in the passenger seat?

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

Recruitaments?!?!?!! RECRUITAMENTS?!?!!?!

LMMFAO!!!

[JamesH4K]

How Funny, better comedian than president

[giovannimartinezm5]

We needed better presidents like the ones in the past.

[giovannimartinezm5]

Guys dont make fun of him, he had a speech impedament problem, its not funny to make fun of people like that, and the reason he won the election won again was because most of the western side of america was on his side, most of the east side voted for the other guy. And to tell you the truth most people that runfor president kind of suck, for instance, obama was mostly voted for because he was black, and everyone many hated McCain because he sides with bush, so not much of a choice.

[Ackronam]

what a comedian!

[Ech01221]

im from canada, i cant belive u americans let that guy control your country.

[MiaWallace8811]

His re-election is proof that America is full of uneducated voters. Ba-dee, Ba-dee, Ba-dee that all folks!

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

LMFAO!!!

[allthiseverything]

I'm an American and I can't believe WE let that guy control our country.

[UniversalCodeX]

UAU and inteligent American! Thats Odd lol

[young5ever]

It's spelled WOW, you intelligent foreigner.

[UniversalCodeX]

@young5ever In your retarded language maybe asshole

[MiaWallace8811]

Bush is a total DB...recruitaments... really???!!! WTF! FTP!

[ujvari2007]

luv president bushhhh  best president in us histori president bush for ever *_*

[HMSBeagle200]

what an entertaining president

[jamesmichael123]

barney is my dog!!!

[heyjunky]

are you having burritos for lunch??? LOL

[yellow1fox22]

Good to watch this, you know, for old times sake.

[lolibodk]

have to say i miss him.. He was not perfect, but he knew what USA stood for

[Metamusik]

Obnoxious, illiterate bullshit that may or may not kill us all?

[Raziel5]

3:17 - "Lemme expl... lemme ex... lemme lemme... lemme"

HAHAHAAHHAHAHA This guy is a dumb bastard...

[D35J4RD1N5]

.... this is just like a sitcom

the american government has been turned into a sitcom

jeez.

[KatrinaCabrera]

You gotta love Bush man. He's the coolest. lolz

[frikinjoe]

What a stupid cunt!!!

[Eternalsummersong]

Lol! How did this idiot get in the white house enyway? Oh...yeah..PEOPLE VOTED FOR HIM!!

[Hats1976]

@Eternalsummersong because Al Gore believes Global warming is real,when all it is,is the sun moves closer to the earth every year. John Kerry is another puke Democrat that didn't feel that Americans pay already enough in taxes,just like Obama. And don't say it's because of bush either,obama has already spent more money than bush did in eight years .