10 Best Paternity Reactions

[699backstab]

When ever Maury says you ARE the father, each man should be offered a pistol to commit suicide. Its that bad. There is no hope left for any man who drains its balls into a stinking whore. When maury says you ARE NOT the father, all it tells me is that he was fucking some slimy disgusting whore who has the sperm of many men inside her. All she wanted was to turn his life force into her bank card. Welcome to planet earth where all women are whores.

[summerflowgurl101]

I love it how they all get jump out of their chairs.

[skmixmaster]

last guy is epic XD

[JustRandomComments]

i thought that it was a lottery lol

[PrettyGurlRock419]

looks like they hit the dang lottery

[daziya11]

@PrettyGurlRock419 They DID hit the lottery! You know how much children cost? LOL!

[XxZuluBeastxX]

This is why us black people get looked down upon to this day, even with a black President and freedom white people don't have to bring us down, we do it to each other.

[Jamjo22]

@XxZuluBeastxX Isn't Maury white though?

[sbrookes1991]

What about these poor kids?

[YourCrackRockMother]

@sbrookes1991 prison awaits them

[FishHunt95]

@sbrookes1991 Good question ! I guess that`s what you get when you sleep with several men , to say it kindly ;)

[hczxp91]

@sbrookes1991 That's what I'm saying.

[ThinIsSexyxoxo]

sluts

[TheBrainiak10]

Guile Theme goes with everything (Maury)

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[ZanderDF]

condoms are a great way of making sure u dont make babies with people you dont wanna make babies with ,... all the white trash/ ghetto people on this show couldve used this advice XD

[kanserstyx]

hey, how did i get from Disney's shemale rides an invisible pony to this garbage!?

[hczxp91]

Won't somebody think of the children?!

[cradleoflinkinpark]

@hczxp91 Fuck no some other guys baby? Yeahh boi fuck that HOE and piece of shit

[aprilmorrison000]

lol i thought i saw one wear some girl passed out because her boyfriend slept with over 30 woman.

[billwho62]

I cant believe all these guys that grow pubic hair on top their heads are not fathers!

[MrAndoruBinsento]

black people problems....

[PataniscaODC]

omg.. I can't believe theres a show about paternity and when they aren't they are all like I TOLD U BITCH U WHORE!!! and backflip and shit. thats pure idiocracy right there

[billwho62]

@PataniscaODC ....... Yeak, really. We have one of these types running our country!

[gxbmb]

they also need to do SDT testing for everyone

[ChynnaDollTM]

uuuh da DNA test dnt lie, pimpin, look like you jst made a crumb snatcher. have fun wit dat LMAO

[lyduke]

I feel sorry for all of the children involved.

[phillipphondler]

@dc1111111111111 OF COURSE NOT U RACIST... maurys white :)

[polenton]

lol i love how black people go "woooooooooooooow damn it", "jeeah", and stuff niggers do

[TheSacredImmortal]

Black people celebrate like their favorite team just won the superbowl XD

[dc1111111111111]

is everyone on that show black?

[EuphoricPulsation]

All those women are whores despite the results. Know who's fucking you, DUMB BITCH!

[gzus4eva]

That was hilarious!!!

[Slightylstupid]

They're mostly black...

[arancienne]

i laughed so hard at the guy in the cream shirt at the end lmao

[rayjayman123]

The last one would have looked better if you played party rock anthem.

[alexneil1967]

THIS IS SO DAMN PATHETIC THAT A SO CALLED WOMAN WOULD NOT KNOW WHO THE HELL THE FATHER IS, FUCKING SICK ASS BITCHES. THAT WOULD MEAN THAT YOU ARE WITH SOMEONE DIFFERENT EVERY OTHER NIGHT, SHIT TALK ABOUT CUM BAGS, YOU ALL ARE SLUTTY ASS WHORES.

[tehnookster]

@alexneil1967 cum bags hahahaha

[AzNPryDe2o6]

All this shit is fake. Just to be on the show, all u need is a story.

[jakasembung24]

That's why you should marry first before fucking bitch..!!

[gdroff]

i was gonna say "why are all of em black" but then there was 1 who wasnt.

[MusicOfTylerJames]

All but one is black.

[Sanbika89]

They'er all pretty much the same.

"You are NOT the father." = Man jumps, celebrates, tries to yell in the woman's face. While the woman runs backstage crying. "You ARE the father." = Woman jumps up and yells in the mans face, he sits there looking embarrassed.

[nathanisthetruth]

Maury: Justin.... you are not the father

Justin: WHAT WHAT! YOU'RE A WHORE!

[XRISTOSUNIT]

retarded people...

[Ronaldo0710]

Yay! for American television. How can one even rank these reactions?

[klasomentas]

Why the fuck does anybody want to learn if they're father to a person ON AIR???And the people who watch this shit blame heavy metal and punk for the decline of their youth??? No wonder the best bands come from anglosaxon states....

[lavoie84qc]

make me sick to see all these white girls wanting to get fucked by black guys.

[TrendyCoolGirl10]

@lavoie84qc makes me sick tht ur racist

[funnylukin]

Andrew you are not the father is still the best one ever!

[123Rorshach]

LOL 1:01 This is Pimpin' here ! :D

[EricWithoutAK]

"You are not the father"

Black Guy: "YEAAAAAAAAAAAH I DON'T GOTTA PAY CHILD SUPPORT!!!!"

[maxisussex]

@EricWithoutAK He wouldnt pay if he was lol.

[Dustbin2008]

This program is confusing O.o

What's the purpose?

[epicpwn15000]

@Dustbin2008 its for the lulz

[Dustbin2008]

@epicpwn15000 I got that part. But what's the plot?

[AJQueenOfHell]

I can't believe how guys can laugh at them being the father of their child.

I mean.. when it involves children, especially at a young age >_>..

YOU SHITLORDS NEED TO BE MATURE! D<

But i wouldn't have kids =/ ever..

I'd have SEX but no kids, no marriage.

[anime1973]

@AJQueenOfHell i assume you are a woman. It must be nice to be able to have 100% control over that. All men can do is wear a condom, hope it doesn't break, and/or hope that the woman fulfills her side of their mutually agreed to level risk for pregnancy.

[nightstardust]

@anime1973 Or guys and girls can keep it in their pants until they are ready in case something does happen....

[iRoNtEhFiSh]

1# was great lmao

[mrmillsap]

lmao #8 that nigga got up and left hahahahahah

[bumfire007]

@mrmillsap He was like straight up end of this

[shaeshae456ify]

lol its funny how they b lyk hes d father then maury b lyk nope ur not d father lol then they be like omg lol dumb females

[carnivalist]

Maury Povich is absolute pond-life and this show is disgucting exploitative immoral trash that feeds off human misery for cheap entertainment.

[RedTailedTuna]

It's funny how on this show everyone hates the guy until they find out he is not the father, then they just feel sorry for the woman.

[2besweetMz]

Lmao! This is hilarious!

[Xboxjosh95]

I was about to comment on the high consistency of a certain...errr ethic group in this video but other beat me to it =o

[carnivalist]

@Xboxjosh95 I was about to comment on the high consistency of a certain....errr moronic, stereotyping among idiot racists like you, but then I realised that farting would be a better use of my time.

[Xboxjosh95]

@carnivalist Sorry if i can notice a simple trend :)

[CharmedDragonHeart]

I LOL'd at number 1

[route73096]

They're not all black, you stupid idiots, #2 isn't

[deaddogs890]

screw FOX, Maury deserves to be on BET

[TheKumiko12345]

Number 1 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ImNotYourFriend212]

My friend told me her college buddy interned at Maury. 1. The stories are not fake totally but they are juiced up. 2. A lot of the women who run look like they're already prepped. Look at 1:22 the girl in blue. She looks like someone trained her to run. This shit is so fucking phony. Maury you suck.

[TheEllampalli]

They're not all black. Like two people in that list are a different skin color.

[wrhs03]

Outcast I like the way you move

[blueharpy]

@xzsurfinbirdzx pretty sure it's tag team, song title whoop there it is (or something along that line)

[xzsurfinbirdzx]

What's the song playing when the dude dances?? :P

[sasha5566]

@xzsurfinbirdzx Outkast - I like the way you move

[TheCheerfulChick93]

i thought they won the lottery with that reaction .. XD not to offend any 1 :)

[rrmjvand]

Women and men aren't supposed to sleep together if they are not married; see what grief that sort of behavior causes? Who paid for these paternity tests anyway; taxpayers????

[MultiPureEnergy]

@rrmjvand no, the show pays for them by paying for cable or satellite tv

[buddybodacious003]

It is so sad that they are that insanely excited when they are told they are NOT the father..don't they realize that children are the most precious gift no matter what!

[rrmjvand]

@buddybodacious003 They can now go on to have children with a WIFE. These issues wouldn't even come up if people just followed God's guidelines for life; "Men love your wives as Christ loves the church; women and men are to submit to one another--men are expected to lay down their lives for their wives.

[mur12chen]

Doesn't anyone ever think about the children?

[rrmjvand]

@mur12chen They should have thought of the children before they decided to make them.

[gdroff]

holy shit theyre acting like they won the lottery

[superracim]

number 4 the girl runs after the blond pussy

[SmashingBanana]

1:45 insert guile theme here

[amalie1206]

this is so ghetto

[MegamaXX500]

I love how even when they are the father, the mothers are so happy. You're still a whore and fucked too many dudes to know if the guy was for sure the father

[MaxxTheMerciless]

@MegamaXX500 It's because they know they are going to get paid. It's like winning the lottery.

[PBthecat]

What a sick culture...

[greenday61892]

What about that guy who danced around like a crab haha

[HerdULIekLetsPlays]

lol dumbs asses that doesnt care about their children :p

[TheOffensivePrick]

16 years later: "...fuck you, dad."

[wondershowzenfan]

1:39 i think you lost your coke

[Leoginides]

:D no.1 was EPIC! wish i had some black in me , would luuuuuv to dance like that ^_^

[TruthWithinRange]

as far as im concerned these are just ten in a row. they all flow a little like these ones

[finarrykahn13]

exterminate the brutes

[smgoodlow33]

LMFAO @ #4!!

[Mattalicous]

"You are the father" Let's start off a good family relationship by me yelling in your face that I'm right & rubbing in your face you have a baby that you have to pay for

[JTKatz07]

I think a bench could do a better job supporting a family

[magicman2478]

lotta blacks... lot of them -_-

[FraisC]

#1 when the Big Boi song started playing oh gosh i started dying! lmao

[FraisC]

1:00 White guy with the mullet "you better get a new test Brotha!" hahahaha +_+

[TwighlightsDesire]

"Jarome, you are NOT the father!"

*black guy bounces around stage*

"Tyrone, you ARE the father!"

*black chick crashes through stage*

Either way... Someone's a whore.

[Buffalo4Ever78]

hahaha the black reactions are the best

[ZomGKiwI]

Whats the point in making a show like this?

[keniakittykat]

not the mama!

[falks941]

those poor children :(

[bujibi]

This makes me sad.

[LossOfEternal]

#1 was amazing. I got tears, I was laughing so hard.

[tarantulady]

The last two were epic.

[NaMeLeSsnOOblol]

y they all black?

[TheNumber1shawty]

@NaMeLeSsnOOblol

[daddyzluv123]

@NaMeLeSsnOOblol I think you know the answer to that one.

[bumfire007]

@NaMeLeSsnOOblol nah number 2 was not black

[uniqueRSprod]

why are they all black o.O

[UprootedEagle]

@uniqueRSprod Isn't it obvious?

[alejandrinos]

@uniqueRSprod Because their reactions are a lot funnier, they get more viewers, wich means more money from sponsors.

[GroovyChick718]

@uniqueRSprod They're not...Maury doesn't discriminate the "ignant" so don't even try to make this about race

[temps105]

@uniqueRSprod nooo they weren't all black sweetie. at least one or two were white.

[tempraryable]

@temps105 thank you, some people just want to see what they want to see

[IndoShanz]

@uniqueRSprod if they were all white you wouldn't ask the question "Why are they all white?" would you?

[ZaBCock6]

@IndoShanz if they were all white that'd be the first thing id ask lol

[iReturnV1deotapes]

@IndoShanz I would. It's shocking when a white person doesn't have enough money to support their child.

[HDLexicon]

@IndoShanz Thank you for such a brilliant comment :)

[Size2fantasy]

@uniqueRSprod You didn't watch it all then

[MRSAnary]

@uniqueRSprod Who else is on Maury for paternity tests?

[Orin00r]

@uniqueRSprod Niggers wont wear condoms and will fuck everything i guess

[kdavidmcd]

@uniqueRSprod "Dem shits aint mines."

[dadadannn]

@uniqueRSprod because on this show they always have the best reactions

[daddyzluv123]

@uniqueRSprod I think you know the answer to that one

[nochtis]

@uniqueRSprod

only niggers have illegitimate children

[bumfire007]

@nochtis yup no other race has illegitimate children, be gone troll.

[109367]

Billy Joe Bob you are NOT . . . not the father

[Warninjax1]

Not to sound racist...but how come I mostly see black people getting into this kinda trouble lol, I'm sure I wasn't the only one that realised this too.

[grinnellalarms]

240p we meet again

[dmaccking]

This may sound bad but, has anyone noticed almost all of these ppl are black, and they all have attitudes and start acting very stupid all of a sudden, so they wonder why ppl still call them the "N" word that they supposedly own.

[crazyasacoconana]

All of the people in this video should be sterilised.

[richyrich98765]

Speaks volumes about them don't it...

[Darkstar2400]

All the men who aren't the father are like; "ALL YEAH I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!"

[inmate1099]

number8 has 99 problems but a bitch aint one

lol

(his shirt dumb-ass)

[sportyculvercity]

"tht test aint rite maury, you need to get another one brutha, this pimpn here" hahahahahahahahaha

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

Take the test, take the test! How Ya Doin'

[HesABoss1]

That last guy got swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggg.

[AldenBaddy]

Most of them are black. That speaks to me.

[xYeaBuddyx]

why are 96% of them black?

[richardnamphong]

@xYeaBuddyx

gangbang so they dont know who father is

[KuppinCasual]

@richardnamphong doesn't work like that, only one sperm impregnates, and that 1 sperm carries the DNA, of the father which is what's being tested

[whitesbaseball4]

why are 90% of them black?

[Sweetheartbabez]

@whitesbaseball4 I guess the same reason why 90% of white people are on Jerry Springer..Maury is for "black" ppl and Jerry Springer is for "white" ppl....you asked an ignorant question, i gave u an ignorant answer...smh

[dPuzzles]

@whitesbaseball4 96%*

[SMacias91TV]

WAKA FLOCKA @ 1:05? LMAO!

[cjetelomar2010]

what a bunch of assclowns...

[bobthechat]

With CHICO AND BUGSY u dont need paternity test to prove ur the father FOR SURE !!!

[FarSightGaming]

Stop screaming. Christ. Your not baby's trying to sleep.

[afternoonvillain]

With a name like "Chico", 9 out 0f 10 chances YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!! muwahahaha

[blackdragonthebad]

Eric Cartman?

[werty829]

Why are they all black?

[Mayhemers]

I knew what #1 was gonna be before getting there heh...

[dudewhorocks101]

I really didn't think 2 could be topped. Until I saw 1.

[asomeman1223]

Why are almost all black lol

[carlose0318]

this is sooooo fucked up...what are the kids going to be thinking when they see this..."nobody wants to be my dad...i am an accident..."this show is morally wrong i think

[isaacvolz]

1:39 his bag of weed fell out

[ianhcardinalsfan]

i think the backhandspring beats the dancing

[Benbgg]

is it bad that almost every person on here is African American?

[samchaos00]

Black people are bouncy.

[YourGamingXP]

I'm no racist, but they are like all african american?

[hsojeliah]

@YourGamingXP See it again cuz there are some white people in it, not including Maury.

[77BLAZER77]

ohhh niggas 

[jac4020]

I always notice in these paternity shows if the guy is the father they never pull the woman back from going nuts, but if the woman is wrong she is always protected.

[cheapsies3]

LOL! I saw a Maury episode one time and this dude found out he weren't the father and started c-walking smh

[TheFunnyGrim]

Why are the men are so happy when thay not the father?!!:((..fuckingBastards

[gamblerguy1996]

Anybody else notice how the reactions from the black people were way funnier?

[TheUshankaBrothers]

Why are the parents all black? As if white couples don't sleep around. You ever seen Burn After Reading?