Those Things Are the Bomb.....Literally.

[guzzlertou]

suck dick mother fucker

[WickedLittleStudio]

12 hours left to live? fly to LA and do my damnedest for a 3-way with you phil and scarlett johanson, dur.

[XblackswanXx]

@WickedLittleStudio And isn't that the American Dream anyway? I sure think so.

[mrsraddliffe]

if you travel at the speed of light, you will exist everywhere at once then not at all.

[MrBuggab00]

i can't wait till christmas we might have a BOOB Bomber. I

[MrBuggab00]

when i saw he picture i thought someone got boob implants with bombs in them

LOL

[dpfrediscool020]

I'd laugh at the people who said the world would end in 2012.

[benthehedgehog26]

ohai.

[Datelesswonders]

Sexy adventure rumpus.

[LittleBleuBox]

make out with Jeff Goldblum, there is just something that I find attractive about that man.

[Radio101KUFO]

Heehee..he said "schtuff".

[KingOfTheNarwhals]

Just turn it off. Problem solved, am I right?

[Kittynaruto18]

i love your videos they make me smile and giggle at both some of the idiots out there and that someone has the guts to talk about it thank you phil your the best!

[ThePhysGun]

Rape a bitch

[ragnarokhead19000]

Has it really been a year since this video, or so? Dang...I remember this from like yesterday seriously...

[XxSasukesfangirlxX]

I would walk around and enter peoples houses, because I've always wondered if it was just a fancy on the inside as it is on the out.

[nathenmorris]

Scientists want to build a doomsday for the same reason you ask dumb questions :Dyou see the text smiley face that means you cant get angry :D theh happening its no joke why people wanted to kill themselves terrible movie

[MrWundrful]

i would eat more nachos than jakestar77712

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

This was the first ever sXePhil I ever saw.....

[AllFractUp]

12 hours to live because the LHC will kill everyone. Hmm...Turn the LHC off? Remove key components? Hack it to bits? 

[kmdjgamers]

Why do scientists even want to make a doomsday device...

[kendrickoo]

i lOVED THE HAPPENING!

[ianwuf]

Revenge

[sskvideo1]

i wuld slap obama

[jazaniac]

Megan fox

[imcool456789]

smoke two joints

[tenzer7]

buy some pain killer medicine

[soulcreampoopcontrol]

lol @ your rambling

[KaptinObvious]

I would eat a stupid amount of chicken wings and drink a stupid amount of beer. Then I would go to Chucky Cheese and so own Galaga.

[lukedeane99]

cry like a bitch for 8 hrs then go to my next door and smash all their shit up 1 hr then tell all my secrets to ppl 1 hr and finally piss people off by making a sign that reads the end is nigh. boom

[sidjip]

spaghettification XD.

[Solnai42]

QOTD: Organize a 12 hour orgy.

[importfan247suxdick]

free subs

[Mayhemzz]

I'd probably just cry, constantly.

[baganga]

QOTD: Lose my virginity and right when the guy cums, kill myself.

[Mayhemzz]

@baganga So where are you from?

[baganga]

@Mayhemzz Uhmmm... I was born in japan and then I was adopted and I moved to america. Why/

[brittany019able]

get married, have sex for the remaining time everywhere and anywhere.....

[amyownzzz]

@brittany019able haha, I love that you say get married! I would do the same.

[bloodfang456]

I'd break evry rule in the wrld. Frm corporal (prolly wrong spelling) punishment 2 theft n' frm theft 2 murder (only those tht deserve it or pissed me off). Finally 4 the last hr, I'd find a chair, sit in it n' simply say, "I told u so, nature isn't something 2 mess with."

[ozzyskyler]

Spend it with my girlfriend, and play a little cod haha

[jakestar77712]

I would eat nachos. A lot of nachos.

[tasmi23761]

it takes a LOT to make me laugh. and every time i watch your videos i cant stop laughing for about 10 minutes. GOOD JOB =D

[infinus5]

step 1

get my friends

step 2

go to driftwood lodge

step 3

spend last few hours building a star ship

step 4

go fly to the next closest star system and watch the world implode

[Craigluver809]

QOTD I would graffiti the bridge by my house

[persononinternet]

Gotta love Boobie Bombers.XD

[Qkumber1]

666 thousand veiws...

[SatoshiAnime]

Spend 12 hours thinking about what what to do in my last 12 hours

[thekillakombat]

WHOAAA!! you put 'Hello Internet' in Vietnamese! hahaha 'Xin Chao Internet'

[cheesyshoes]

QOTD: I would cap a couple muthafuggin cops. so i could run around for 10 hours callin myself a cop killa. then i would take a shit on the trump towers. an hour long shit.

[WeallAreAdults]

QOTD : Run around naked on the street, while smoking a big blunt and buy me some cupcakes and count down till we die.. while smoking some more weed with my friends :)

[ChOcOsTaR27]

QOTD: Call everyone who answered "Masterbate" or "Have lots of sex" a loser and how they have no life which is why they would lose it in 12 hours.

[TotalitarianPacMan]

QOTD: take a 12 hour shit

[Mrlowgoal]

Attempt to lose my virginity. lol

[Mwz92]

SPAGETTIFICATION LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!! HAHAH that i cant take seriously 

[David1998S]

QOTD: Trash houses and break the law in general.

[nack287]

lhc is mispelled in the description

[TheFgas]

any black hole there is can be filled in by fat poeple from right here in the great old USA lol

[UkeRenji]

I'd drive eight hours down to Maryland to spend the last four hours with my girlfriend. ;_;

[cheesyshoes]

I would go hunting with my brothers and my dad, like the good old days. Then I would eat a prime rib steak with mashed potatoes and Kole slaw and finish it off with a strawberry pie, then I would take a nap.

[debieletje123]

@cheesyshoes you forgot to masturbate

[JtotheEtotheEM]

Fuck every hot bitch in site, sqeeze their tits and cause an explosion

[NewWorldSaint]

QOTD: Turn over every god damn turtle on there backs and dare them to turn back over

[cheese89145]

Motherfuckers WHY MAKE THE BOOBS DANGEROUS >:O

[royaltywears]

i would kill everybody i hate rape Kim kardashian and then smack fred in the face then eat the meal of meals(a meal with everything a man and want and get tha special feeling that you get when u get what you want). i love and kill myself.

[AllAroundBang]

I would fuk my brains out, go on a killing spree, get all fucked up. it would be like a total red neck party!

[UrukDeathbringer]

Id rob a bank... Just for the sake of robbing banks... Not like i would do anything with the money

[pyroninja4]

I would fuck Meghan fox AND Taylor swift at the same time and I would have just enough time to tell everyone about it.

[2amSpecial]

i love you

[iluvmybunniez]

I gave you a thumbs up in the first 8 seconds only because I saw that you greeted the internet in Vietnamese.

[morelloking67]

Get shit drunk, baked and laid

[23112stephen]

I would sleep

[magicman5121]

i would buy a thong and a tuxedo then a boombox then when someone comes to me and says the world is ending! i would say lets party and rip off my tuxedo playing the party boy music from jackass

[tont0123]

Fuck megan fox while sky diving

[sk8erboyzzs]

id make a video of my raping a chicken

[JasonAntronZinn]

Video showing how i ( 14 year old ) got my ipod touch 32G in a week and now im working on a paypal order of roughly 550 USD in my channel NOT A SCAM

[StraightUppJeff]

I would first off put pad locks on my door because the other 95% of the world is going YAY lets kill people and steal shit because it doesn't matter anymore...wtf? Uhm no, yeah i would probably roll as many blunts as possible (stonersftw) with my buddies, probably have one of them go steal some food from publix to make a clusterfuck of unnecessary amounts of food, and die from a diabetic coma. Minus the last one...yea i'd just try to enjoy the last few hours.

[farhammer1]

i would fuck ANYONE

[glamatious]

Ok, so lets say theoretically this laser...thing... does work, recreating the same energy that caused the big bang..

Let's also assume it doesn't destroy everything and everybody..

Now if we are able to create a star by synthesizing this sort of energy wouldn't it kind of prove that the Big Bang happened...

[DemonWithAHumanHeart]

@glamatious

Yes, yes it would.

[Yummysnackblogger]

OOooOOooOOooooo boobies bombs.....kinky!

[juliaspike]

I LIKE HIS MOVIES... most of them.

[cryz8210]

If I had 12 hours, I'd find and kill people that I hate.. Then maybe.. Kill some more, but why kill if they'd die anyways?

Hmm... Maybe I'd just kill, while eating cake, while hitting on hot girls.. Maybe hitting on them with cake.. That'd be a win!

[shibby192]

QOTD: i would rape, kill, rape some more and then kill myself because I DO NOT WANT TO BE SPAGHETIFIED!!!!

[MarkManiacal]

Id chill with phil for the rest of my day, if we were going to die that is.

[poisonouspunk987]

find some hot grl n rape her so i dont die a virgin.......by the way ur gf is hottt im planing to do her if that happens... ohh my God did i say that out loud......damn......y am i tellin u all this.......

[thelivingsped]

If I had 12 hours to live I would do Phils Girlfriend

[Negend]

QOTD: I'd watch every sxephil episode there is... not.. i'd get laid with fat desperate chicks

[alienluvrs]

GOD OF WAR IS AWSOME

[AliceCullenIAm]

3:37 lolz... QOTD: loose my virginity?? meh, fuck the local man-whore! :)

[RoyaleJason]

@xoLindseyx3 lol his gf lindsey...you can be next tho ;-)

[CeeEthan]

could any one please send me the details for weights at start of video? (like name, where to buy etc) thanks.

[sebooza]

why not Phil'ed up?

[teenagerman34]

the animation is kewl

[silentDD]

QOTD: just wanted to be with the person i love and be happy thill i die

[Sordatos]

really ? You think Shamayan Knight´s movie are bad but at the same time think that a pice of shit as Independence day its awsome, and what it worse they are palning to make new ones?

[XmidnightMoonlightX]

do something really crazy and retarded cause if i'm ganna die i might as well die in the most awsome (or stupid, depends on who you talk to) way possible.

[Timisminame]

QOTD: EVERYTHING THAT MOVES.

[SylionBinkx]

Ricky Martin is Gay?! OMG! Who would have thunk it...

(Can you see the sarcasm in my words?) lol

[WatashiwaCheese]

Turn off the LHC and save the world.

[pumpdaddy3]

go thiz and get laid for 12 hours none stop yup... i would die retiring my penis in a wheel chair :) thats the plan.

[CharlieKarate]

QOTD: break a world record then hav sex

[tfinptpybd]

tripping out. too many quick edits......

[Motherspiano]

if i had 12 hours left to live, i would raid a bakery and eat cake for 12 hours.

yummy.

[css1nerd1emo]

UR NOT VIETNAMESE!!!

[calebkrieger]

if the world was about to end i would make peace with people then go loose my virginity

[dragonmansp]

and a bunch of other epic shit

[dragonmansp]

FAP!!!! lol jk ask my ex out agian

[MarlonHuddyy]

i would listen to music :)

[TiGeRiSpWnAgE]

QOTD: Sex always sounds nice :D

esepecially for 12 hours xD

[oblivi0n99]

id go back in time and better 12 more hours every 12 hours. best plan every

[PatrickMGeck]

Since i am 14, a I would get laid, get laid again, and fight the 8 people ive always wanted to fight.....

[jennnarose]

if i had 12 hours left to live.. i'd do all the usual stuff like tell my family i love them, eat all the best food i possibly could, etc, and have sex with my boyfriend for the remaining 11 hours.

yum

[pimpmyshoppingcart]

@jennnarose yeah! same thing...except i wouldent go for good food...id go for like tater tots and stuff. and replace boyfriend with girlfriend.

[jennnarose]

@pimpmyshoppingcart Lol the end of the world sounds kinda good don't it? And how do tater tots not fit into the good food category?! :P

[ToasterPastryStudios]

lol if i had 12 hours to live i would break into an army base.... steal a tank.... drive down the streets run people and building and shit over. Then later, go and slap every person i see and yell in there face *GEET TO DA CHOPPA!!!*. then after doing all that find some random chick and has me some fun :3 oh and then break into a bank and roll around in all the money.

[beans356]

Kill people freely...

[RathalosRocker]

i would take a friend i know who is very purty ;D do every drug possible then have sex until the world ends.

[Zeldakitteh]

I would go purchase a pack of spaghetti before sitting down, waiting.

[nat6660]

I would create another black hole in hopes that they would cancel each other out, later realizing that it only made things worse and we now only have 6 hours.....then log on to WoW and do my Daily quests.... lmao

[HHBones]

@nat6660 Rock on. Ditto.

[DarkDreamer444]

I'd go warn everyone for 8 hours. Then take the remaidner of my 3 hours and masturbate,

[iSparkleBucket]

@DarkDreamer444 8+3=11, not 12..

[notneededanymore]

@DarkDreamer444 what would you do for the last remaining hour? (8 and 3 is 11 lol you miscalculated)

[VViP30U7]

@DarkDreamer444

psychogremlin is cooler than you.

[Harkian]

@DarkDreamer444 He said 12, not 11. 8+3=11, lol.

[theSABERsystem]

@DarkDreamer444 thats 11....

[ikkayodic]

RWJ!!

*BUMP* lol

[day2093]

its funny to watch you ADD :)

[destinychildsoldier1]

haha sxe phil do you ever find time to go to school with all this effort you put in this video?!

[fifthespada]

always funny franco

[conjurer57]

Eh... The sixth sense? Unbreakable?

[psychogremlin]

QOTD: Have sex....lots and lots of sex.

[tpfaff6]

Boobie-bomber. hahaaa

[Lundix]

The thing that keeps gnawing on my brain is a question my dad asked me: "What good qualities are exclusive in Islam culture?" And I'm having a real headache trying to come up with an answer other than geometric art. Ofc there are a lot of nice muslims etc, but that can be said about every other large religion, and none of the other ones are blasting off as much fireworks among civilians.

[MrFreaky90210]

im suprised the scientists havent got bored with the doomsday machine and instead of atoms just put a malteaser and an orange it it and launch them at near light speed and make some random healthy chocolate fruit mix :P

[xLostInTheCrowdx]

Rickie Martian is GAY!! :O OMFG Seriously!!!

[Deathbreak911]

Well, I know I'd spend the last minute killing myself so I don't go through spegatification

[lightman225]

do ur mom oh wat that ray william jhonston...

[TindraMinSkatt]

Sean Hayes from Will & Grace also came out the other day xD

[MoonstoneZero]

Oh shit, The Happening 2?? The first one sucked! And I can't see what would happen in the second one besides, you know, EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE FIRST ONE EXCEPT WITH DIFFERENT ACTORS. And then they'll make a third and fourth one with the exact same content over and over again. Joy.

[UndertakerJeffDx]

fuck you ok why the hell does everyone think arabs are the only terroist ok that is only a few fucked people it is not like a race or religon is perfect there is always going to be the crazy people

[mark67x89]

@UndertakerJeffDx chill out douchebag... he's being sarcastic...

[OpticCommando]

@UndertakerJeffDx  because Islam extremists are the only ones blowing themselves up for there religion

[TheBeanyBoy]

Cool Dr.Dre headphones you got there ^ ^

[HarleyLeDuhh]

did anyone else, see the writing on his wall, and think it was writing on their computer screen? or was that just me xD

[Fuzzytodamax]

OH EM GEE PHILLIP KNOWS DA VIETNAMESE now i love him =)

[metalnat]

if i had 12 hours to live, i would goto my old apartment and beat up my neighbor that was a complete douche. then let the cops know about his extracurricular smoking hobby. just cause.

[SXEPrince]

Really a McRib...

[BeamMeUpPicard]

Nothing funnier than someone talking about black holes who knows nothing about them. Surprised there isn't a wikipedia link in the side...oh wait...bottom bar?

[lofro023]

Phil! I noticed you have Beats by Dr. Dre!! Do you like them? Studio or Solo? I'm planning to get them XP

[TheXero999]

So much rape I went blind. Somehow.

[Trinilan1]

QOTD: sex

[causeyoulovemeanyway]

The McRib is still in McDonalds in europe.

[JackBulik]

QUTD: rob a liquor store.

[gaffercake21]

Addition to my first comment pray to god if he is actually real lol

[gaffercake21]

QOTD I would run about shouting religion is fake, only joking. I would get all the xbox 360s I can find and throw them off the tallest building I can find near me. Then take sleeping pills so I sleep through armageddon.

[Kunesume2]

Dude.....you gilrfriend is hot.....just saying.

QoD: Get laid. [of course....alot] And party in a Rave until I have just a few minutes to live and join in with everybody in the rave as we commit mass suicide. [[Hopefully by breast]]

.....just sayin'

[sblondeangel]

QOTD: Divide my time up between sex, drugs and music (all together) then the last couple hours just to being with family.

[azzachan3]

PARTY HARD!!!!

[cainisme]

How about a no-Muslim policy... Like in schools: He did it, you all suffer. So nobody can get their Muslim asses into the country, therefore, we all stop shitting ourselves -.-

[DarkSigiles]

QOTD: I would hurry the fuck up and finish Dragon Age: Origins... Because I'm so lazy I haven't even done that.

[corywiemken]

What else go on a killing Spree of course!! :)

[jessicarhs]

xin chao phil!

naw, i love reading things in my language

[thunder3467]

I'd hit a few things. Over and over again.

[DaEvilGenius00]

If I had 12hrs I'd go for some PPP. Pot, Pu$sy, and Platanos!

[blankrofl]

you reproduce as fast as possible, maybe the reproduction rate can overpower the death rate of the black hole :3

[AdmiralMorningWood]

here is what you do, instead of trying to stop terrorists.

why don't you take away the reasons they do these terrible things.

its like this, GTFO of their country, and you probably wont have any problems with them.

[Gulliver1229xD]

QOTD: I would sleep for 12 hours because I haven't done that before

[FailJunkies]

Need a laugh or two? Fail Videos @ My Channel!!

[RynorazUtfan495]

anybody know the outro song?