So yeah this is a huge bottle of wine that EA gave us when we shipped Left 4 Dead 1 and 2................They are empty, trust me you don't wanna ask.
Each one of those knives in Gabe's collection/the ones that were framed -- all of them were used to slit the throat of somebody playfully throwing around fat jokes.
@Nintendo "Super Portal" Coming Soon!!! "Chell"-Female (Orange) And "???????"-Male (Blue) And Co-Op Robot 4 Players.. "Wii","PSP","MAC/PC" And "Xbox"!!! Where is "Wii" Joystick???
The best part is the construction parts and messiness everywhere. Why? Because construction always equals production. Old business school trick to tell if the company is doing well. Especially if the renovation is in a nicer area that doesn't really "need" it.
@GrrrIamMad fuck off valve is an epic games company, why don't you try to release tons of epic games every year... oh yeah you can't because your a 12 yr old kid who likes to say meaningless shit.
@nitromeplay Tons of games? These bastards can't even fix the bugs on their own games let alone run Steam(ing pile of shit) which crashes weekly for anyone who uses it all the time.
Im so gonna work there! working really hard right now.... Might be hard to get a job there, but it will really be worth it! I LOVE VALVE! Btw im from sweden and my name is tim, And i can tell thats a american name.
WOW around 5:15 Gabe must have spent night watching porn on that giant monitor or tv..I mean is he shortsighted?? and look at the big toilet paper roll on the floor LOL
Along with the staircase I would have slides that are numbered for each floor, now that would be a sweet way to get where you want to go! (so long as your not on a lower floor wanting to go up though lol)
Nope.avi 1:23
Skypery 2 days ago
WHERE'S GABEN!?
AdayDr1en 4 days ago
Gave Newell's wave to say hello is so fuking awsome
FearOfTheEar 1 week ago
Gabe's office is zombie apacolipse ready.
monkeyfur200 1 week ago
Gabe Newell is SPY
ThePlataformer 3 weeks ago
My dream Job.......
gamecatcher99 3 weeks ago
What are you guys working on now?
codfan571 1 month ago
So yeah this is a huge bottle of wine that EA gave us when we shipped Left 4 Dead 1 and 2................They are empty, trust me you don't wanna ask.
exisferis666 1 month ago
1:52 sticky tits...uh....sticky notes...
heyitsconnor1 1 month ago 7
@heyitsconnor1 HAHAHA thought I just heard it wrong
DrawerWorthy 2 weeks ago
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heyitsconnor1 1 month ago
I'm jelly of his knife collection.
moatartareque 1 month ago
The "Knife collection" is just a fake. Really game is an assassin.
Akimank1 1 month ago
@Akimank1 Gabe* it's his name
urchin34 1 month ago
@urchin34 Yeah a lil mistype there :D
Akimank1 1 month ago
Good lord, that's one hell of a big screen ! O_o
jmy450 1 month ago
Good God, Gabe's computer monitor is huuuuge
cyberrmpage 1 month ago
"And these were gifts from EA when we shipped Left for dead and Left for dead 2.............They're empty. lol!
GaragePlayer 1 month ago
best, workspace, ever.
MrCrossoverer 1 month ago
At 1:24 you can see a guy come up to the door, see the camera, and turn around and walk away.
gamingfortheluls 1 month ago 3
Did he just said at 1:52 "Sticky Tits"?
trifanadriancatalin 1 month ago 4
@trifanadriancatalin hahahaha yess!!! hahahahaha :D
svircheto 1 month ago
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A guy protested in front of the Valve HQ.
Gabe went out and took dinner with him.
I really wonder what did he ordered.
LawrenceTF 1 month ago
A guy protested in front of the Valve HQ.
Gabe went out and took dinner with him.
I really wonder what did he ordered.
LawrenceTF 1 month ago
5:25 Why is she out of the kitchen and stealing snacks?
RubberDucksPWN 1 month ago
Each one of those knives in Gabe's collection/the ones that were framed -- all of them were used to slit the throat of somebody playfully throwing around fat jokes.
CaptainPengu 1 month ago
Did he say sticky tits?
5NumberProductions 1 month ago
Valve's snackroom is probably one of the best in the world.
Ruostenyrkki 2 months ago 2
1:24 OooOOO, a door, OPE A CAMERA, MAYBE NOT
timberthedude 2 months ago
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@Nintendo "Super Portal" Coming Soon!!! "Chell"-Female (Orange) And "???????"-Male (Blue) And Co-Op Robot 4 Players.. "Wii","PSP","MAC/PC" And "Xbox"!!! Where is "Wii" Joystick???
BLANKNOTING 2 months ago
5:17 SCARY FLASHING COLORS ON GABENS SCREEN!
camronfritz 2 months ago
Gabe set up all those knives in his office ever since people started bugging him about Half life 3..
TheGoofyLoofy 2 months ago 4
The best part is the construction parts and messiness everywhere. Why? Because construction always equals production. Old business school trick to tell if the company is doing well. Especially if the renovation is in a nicer area that doesn't really "need" it.
DannyBoy443 2 months ago
Yeah, I went through the same modeling back in 09 at my office. God I love owning my own video game company too. Valve, here I come!
DannyBoy443 2 months ago
lol sticky notes...using Kanban system.
aloh86 2 months ago
5:27 Gaben could eat all of this in 1 minute.
epicman12321 3 months ago
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I hope you bastards go bankrupt for ruining so many good games with your Steam(ing pile of shit) programme!
GrrrIamMad 3 months ago
@GrrrIamMad fuck off valve is an epic games company, why don't you try to release tons of epic games every year... oh yeah you can't because your a 12 yr old kid who likes to say meaningless shit.
nitromeplay 1 month ago
@nitromeplay Tons of games? These bastards can't even fix the bugs on their own games let alone run Steam(ing pile of shit) which crashes weekly for anyone who uses it all the time.
GrrrIamMad 1 month ago
@GrrrIamMad Your computer must suck. Bro.
BruschiOnTap 1 month ago
@BruschiOnTap My PC does not suck.
GrrrIamMad 1 month ago
1:24 Just passing by...oops! wrong way
tubeother 3 months ago
THAT'S A BIG ASS MONITOR!
thelittlesagg 3 months ago
1998:mom so what do you want to be when your older work
me:work at vavle
2011:just signed up for a vavle job wish me luck
mrsduggan61 3 months ago
@mrsduggan61 Good luck I guess?
DannyBoy443 2 months ago
wtf
we need that Half-Life 2 CPU!!!!!
dfmkdfmhd 3 months ago
Stickyti- Sticknotes.
JSKish11 3 months ago
Epic's HQ is better :P
MrDakotaWood 3 months ago
@MrDakotaWood Not true. Why? Because Cliffy B is a giant douche in way over his head.
DannyBoy443 2 months ago
Man their new studio is sooo empty. It looks shit
MeetTheCryptid 3 months ago
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1:52 "sticky tits"
Qweras888 4 months ago
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Qweras888 4 months ago
There empty :(
mrxopher 4 months ago
Oh... and i thought in Gabes office will be mountines of gold coins and 100$ buckets in trash can, anyway seems like a nice place
Rawrbrb696 4 months ago
1:51 This system of STICKY TITS..ahhh sticky notes hahahah
patsgrant001 4 months ago 4
The owners monitor is like a 50'' tv
rocheINC 4 months ago
1:51 WHY ISNT THERE ANYTHING IN ''IN PROGRESS'', SUCH AS EPISODE 3? WHY ISNT THERE ANYTHING!!!!!!!!????
raxater 4 months ago
@raxater That was the sticky notes for L4D.
Oliarvis 4 months ago
@Oliarvis Oh ._.
raxater 4 months ago
@raxater I know :(
Oliarvis 4 months ago
@1ol17
Sitting on an exercise ball while at your computer is exercising while sitting. you can burn calories while being a computer game addict
phizbank 4 months ago
one thing i learnd from this: Dont F*ing mess with gabe!!!!
kokoil1 4 months ago
5:16 so that's where his evil lair is
ReallyGoodFeting 4 months ago
If you call gaben fat, hell stab you in the chest with his knife collection
XxMeowthxX 5 months ago
1:53 "Sticky tits -- Uhh..."
timmit104 5 months ago
Nice monitor Gabe.
BAMFreeman 5 months ago
gaben is to fat to sit on a normal chair
1ol17 5 months ago
1:53 Sticky WHAT?!
whonow09 5 months ago
Gabes a knife colecter lol
XD1337Videos 5 months ago
My mom was like wat do to do when you grow up?
ME: work at vavle :D
JoeyPhish 5 months ago 27
@JoeyPhish START MAKING MODS! now! practice like your life depends on it.
Jdshald 5 months ago 36
@Jdshald HOW CAN I MAKE MODS FOR GAMES?
ayahalom 2 weeks ago
@JoeyPhish SO DO I,thats my dream is to work at valve
itsJohney 2 months ago
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AgentTunaghost1 1 month ago
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@JoeyPhish What is Vavle? I think I would rather work in Valve.
AgentTunaghost1 1 month ago
5:12
GABEN
Alectr0n 5 months ago
VALVE is an amazing company.
LutMejiaJ 5 months ago
Gabe seems like such a bro
FLink749 5 months ago
Gabe seems like such a bro
FLink749 5 months ago
EA gives some serious lame ass gifts, fuck em
pattykinsz 5 months ago
dont mess with gabe 2:30
dimthegamer 5 months ago
ohhh so thats chet
(looking at cs go trailers)
jthotshot 5 months ago
Im so gonna work there! working really hard right now.... Might be hard to get a job there, but it will really be worth it! I LOVE VALVE! Btw im from sweden and my name is tim, And i can tell thats a american name.
Gmod54321 5 months ago
man thay use hammer editor alot you can see it on computer screens. i love valve i would like to work there some day.
DaddyLongLegs44 5 months ago
Haha he almost said sticky tits
tearsofdespair1 5 months ago
2:40, Gabe needs those knives to eat his lunch :D
MrJeshu 5 months ago
The reason Doug had to start giving the tour is because Eric got fired for showing people around Valve.
HumphreyTheWolf 5 months ago
gabe is god...
MsKilla55 5 months ago
Oh Gabe you glorious bastard ..
BloXboX37 5 months ago
OH SHIT GABE HAS A BIGASS SCREEN IN HIS OFFICE
Wischyre 5 months ago
4:18 No, no don't do it, don't turn that Valve :)
Good luck in your new building.
Films4You 5 months ago
We were wrong about Gabe using the money from sales in TF2's store to buy food. He uses it to buy knives.
DalekHunter1994 5 months ago
I would kill to work at Valve :')
brunettevideos 5 months ago
1:24 the dude was like : nanana walking * sees guy filming * oh shit ! take coveer
cinevreabani 5 months ago 2
Eric Jonhson, tour done here!
TheXiscotube 5 months ago
Who want to work at Valve corporation thumps up! We love valve :X
ZuValvesWaMpY 6 months ago
Cool, but nothing compared to Blizzards headquarter ;s
xelaAEK 6 months ago
@xelaAEK Blizzard can kiss my ass, they dont have crowbar door handles and a big fucking valve in their lobby
udot111 5 months ago
Thumbs up if u think Valve is better than oddworld
MultiAwesomenessman 6 months ago
Sticky Tits uhh sticky notes
TransDrive50 6 months ago
Hello Gabe!
EbuTuoyEto 6 months ago
GABE I LOVE YOU
Yoshimitsu74 6 months ago
what is their new studio's address?
PRINTDAMNIT 6 months ago
I think they got a new studio since this video.
Nucleariasi 6 months ago
did he said crowbar from e3?
sixtdfson 6 months ago
@sixtdfson Yes. As in the Game convention lol.
ImGriffHD 6 months ago
Why in Progres none Episode 3
1dem4ev1 6 months ago
I like the bread slicer.
Lukis300 6 months ago
HOW DO YOU GET A TOUR OF VALVE! DO YOU JUST WALK IN AND SAY "HAY CAN I GET A TOUR?'' OR DOES IT TAKE MORE THAN THAT?? PLEASE TELL ME!!!
Beatlesman227 6 months ago
@Beatlesman227 You have to be invited.
glswenson 6 months ago
@glswenson and how do i get invited????
Beatlesman227 6 months ago
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EbuTuoyEto 6 months ago
@EbuTuoyEto what would happen if i just walked in and asked for a tour?
Beatlesman227 6 months ago
@Beatlesman227 They would ask if you could reserve a time... And it deppens who you are and why you want a tour...
===================== You have to call Valve and ask for a time..
EbuTuoyEto 6 months ago
@EbuTuoyEto whats the phone #?
Beatlesman227 6 months ago
@Beatlesman227 Search on Steam site.
EbuTuoyEto 6 months ago
he mean ship or what at first part and he say ship on steam or what
houndoknight 6 months ago
he mean ship or what at first part
houndoknight 6 months ago
stop doing tours and go make half life 2 episode 3.... GOGOOGOGOGOO!
devilisback1 6 months ago 8
1:20 the guy in the background XD haha
HiddenninjaOH 6 months ago
1:24 oh fuck camera, 180 turn wooooopD
joyride199 6 months ago 3
5:17 O_o big screen?
zynxed 6 months ago
Guy comes with secret Half life 3 information 1:23 ... flees to save hl3 info
Speed1Killer1 6 months ago
5:25 FATTY ORGASM, so this is the reason why gabe is..... lets say so big of good ?
TheFryPo 6 months ago
LOL i saw thee eyelander on Gabes desk
TheSense13 6 months ago
Life size companion cube?
Waffleman777 6 months ago
I prefer DICE's office.
Weavers07 6 months ago
lol at 1:24 the guy is like "I'm Gonna get some lunch.. oh shit there give a tour let go the other way"
tehtokenazn21 6 months ago 4
"They're empty..." Hahaha
Louhike 6 months ago
gabe is a dangerous guy
Triaxlium 6 months ago
The girl at 5:56 was like "OMG I'm on Camera"
jasper561996 7 months ago
Man, this guy LOVES the word kinda
MaxPayneIzRudog 7 months ago
do not make off gabe omg knife collection
spartonater5678 7 months ago
I want to work there now. lol :)
heresjohnny1231 7 months ago
What the fuck is that, flashing computer again with gabe newell
And what the fuck is made that ball that can sustent his weight without a steel structure!
Draxis32 7 months ago
XD! The woman in the storage room was caught red handed trying to steal drinks
Rabolisk 7 months ago
1:48
MEH!
The TO DO: list is empty!
Shame on you all!
ollebertsson 7 months ago
notice when hes in Gabe's office hes wispering.. hes thinking "Oh god, if Gabe catches me in here...."
MagnyfycentBastard 7 months ago
I think it's better to have open plan offices like Jagex but this new office is nonetheless pretty awesome.
jacobjedi2 7 months ago
5:26 caught red handed.
903harman 7 months ago
@903harman It's actually the lady who stacks the snacks :D
Saw it in this video watch?v=YR0WN55p_zI
at 4:00 ;)
Omnitica 7 months ago
Who the hell disliked this?
Xspy70 7 months ago
gabe need a bigger office :D
TehCrafter 7 months ago
be careful, people. there are a lot of fat, knife wielding, videogame developers round' here...
HuginnG 8 months ago
Lol who agrees the entire valve offices should be made of Developer textures, as seen in hammer.
Rockomaple 8 months ago
@Rockomaple nodraw on the outside of the building.
the hallways
on the left side left 4 dead based
on the right portal based
the rooms: different styles of half life
yoekix 7 months ago
HOW DID YOU GET A TOUR?! ........... you know, valve seems like a cool place to work at.
dittodanger 8 months ago 43
@dittodanger If you read the sticky notes on the bored the short one it says L4D3 X3 if you zoom
plzwork100 7 months ago
i wish i had a monitor like gaben
JollyFlowFuck 8 months ago 3
@JollyFlowFuck ♪♪Oh how i wish i were a gabennnn♪♪
WeEatBrainz 7 months ago
WOW around 5:15 Gabe must have spent night watching porn on that giant monitor or tv..I mean is he shortsighted?? and look at the big toilet paper roll on the floor LOL
0rth0doX 8 months ago
Maybe he is related to "legendary" Cave Johnson?
0rth0doX 8 months ago
Stickytits, awesome
341464 8 months ago
Along with the staircase I would have slides that are numbered for each floor, now that would be a sweet way to get where you want to go! (so long as your not on a lower floor wanting to go up though lol)
95TurboSol 8 months ago
5:25 aww, they made a snack room for little fat gabe.
I bet he devours all that food in less than a week.
PinkPileOfShit 8 months ago
@PinkPileOfShit YOU ARE THE REASON THERE IS NOTHING ON THE IN PROGRESS BOARD
MattGrubbTV 8 months ago
IN PROCESS: NOTHING
Travianero94 8 months ago
1:51 In Progress : Nothing. OMFG WHERE IS HL2 EP3
leoworms 8 months ago
1:24 Oh hai, bai
Paumonsu 8 months ago
@TheCoreGamingAus or Half-Life Forever?
mikvance 8 months ago
Note to self. DONT'T EVER BREAK INTO GABE'S OFFICE! EVER!
Dune1884 8 months ago
leftderded
Dune1884 8 months ago
All these knives hmmm... GABE IS THE SPY !!
Spotted Chell who portal in the Storage room ! XD
Masthlightmune 8 months ago
6:17 Holy shit, i have that monitor!
ERTLPFM 8 months ago
Haha Gabe looked amusing
AzofHD 8 months ago
meanwhile at valve
REDWOLF908 8 months ago
5:25 Caught for being out of the kitchen!!
RubberDucksPWN 8 months ago
5:21
Gaben must work hard to afford all that food. Talk about pulling your own weight.
TopHatGeorge 8 months ago
So...Half-Life 3?
mikvance 8 months ago
Is the snack room right next to Gabe's office?
adman4t 8 months ago
@adman4t No the snack room is Gabes office.
MrWiLDAPEMAN 8 months ago
Holeh crap, don't fuck with Gabe! O___o
adman4t 8 months ago
Gabe Newell is awesome! These are very nice knives. Gabe got taste.
Razerlikes 8 months ago
The new studio is so cool, the snack room there is MUCH nicer
boppaL1954 9 months ago
Gabe"N's PC IS on Drugs
cloverfield102 9 months ago
5:14 toilet roll.... Why not?
fixnorm 9 months ago