Kirk: A "Man's Man" (Star Trek Humor/Slash)

[narmolania]

This reminds me... One new yearseve it was broke back mountain. the second Rocky horror picture show, the third year Priscilla Queen of the Desert... maby this year we could watch some Star Trek with my friends... You know, keeping with the developing theme.... XDDD

[Maidenmarmalade]

At look 3 I nearly passed out

[pissedatyou2]

lmfao

[Yyesa09]

Luv this. please do lots more.

[kittykatBflat]

You MUST do more this is soooooo funny!

[evercharmer]

As amusing as the vid was, that's exactly the way I interpreted his actions towards Capt. Christopher. A bit of attraction, and a possessive quality that I've come to equate with him having found a new antique for his collection (albeit a living one).

[NyxFTW]

Yeah, bat those eyelashes Kirk, you horndog.

[usagixbun]

:') ahhhh I love seeing proof that everyone wanted them to be secretly going at it just like me :D

[wobbs1701]

I just wet myself!"that's right"

[RawrTheGoldfish22]

"Anything else on your Mind?"

"Captain Christopher."

*I will KILL him, Captains Rule number 1 - Spock is MINE!!!*

As Kirk turns you can tell he is planning that guys death LOL :D

<3 Love this!! <3

[EimeoMoon]

TOO. MUCH. LOVE!!!

[DancingInTheRain73]

Oh God I'm dying....ribs aching..XD

[neonfuchs]

I was laughing way too hard at this. Oh but it's brilliant x'D

Thank you!

[RyanaRyder]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH<3

I noticed these too when I was watching this episode.

Especially when Spock was introduced by Kirk and when replied "Captain Christopher..." I saw a change in Kirk's facexD

My god twin brains.<3

Marry meeeee<3

[mimimamumo]

*gasping desperatly for air while trying to stop laughing* Are you trying to kill me? Because this vid will do it. I'm dying in laughter. xD Instant fave. <3

[LongLiveHumour]

LOVE your subtext subtitles. So wonderfully funny, so utterly crazy. Love your username too, by the way.

(Incidentally, I've just finished watching the first ST The Motion Picture -- I was quite incapable of refraining from giggling for more than five minutes.)

[ExtraordinaryWriter]

Double talk. He knew. My mind is still being blown. 

[HatterMadigan]

LOL... damn it....

[xxAngelxxBabexx]

i love when he looks at the other guy then checks out Spock as if comparing them and decides Spock is better :P, this is just epic!!!

[ReiHino88]

oh my gooooooooood holy words!!!!! i love it!!! 'yeah he's mine!' ahahahah amazing!!!!

[murokippo]

oh man i'm cracking up here, can't help it, kirk's flirting is just SO OBVIOUS!

imaginarysanity, i love you. this vid is hilarious!

[Imladris96]

no comedian could make me laugh as much as this i think oô just greaaat *gives cookies and a thumbs up*

[katmatally]

the music makes it so much funnier!

[MoeDaMoe88]

My God man! This was amazing! :D

[freestyleshaman]

Quality Spirk (and generally gay Kirk) material. You've done a fine job and I love your name. lol...

[mangalover32]

Oh my god... I was laughing so hard, I started choking.... Thank you so much for posting this! It made my day so much better xD

[LadyOfDarkSide]

"Ain't he cute?"

"Ain't I cute?"

OH MY GOLD. This Video Can Kill Me. *O*

Kirk always check out Spock. Always. It's so great *o*

[HerdisMarie]

Hahaha! Funniest youtube video I've seen in a LONG time! Incredibly well made. Awesome job! :D

[Stesisesa]

Just LOL.

One of the funniest vids here!

Still can´t breath cause I had to laugh so much.

[pissedatyou2]

Lol. Your so cool.

[jkprojects]

haha that's how you make satire.

[EnvyTheEnv]

I laughed my ass off. It's hilarious. JUST AWESOME.

[xMikanNamix]

Omg too funny!

That counting scene was absolute hilarity, and your use of music is spot on, really, it's so well done. Not just in this video!

good job xx

[AlchemistOfWaves]

xD Oh Kirk, you manwhore! <3

Loved this video by the way! Kirk/Spock forevers! [Its the logical choice after all! 8D ... Even though Kirk still checks out other peoples.]

[willharrydiana]

LOL I love your humor!

"aint he cute"

"arent I cute"

Haha

[FarringtonECFU]

You are so, so GQ. Stay classy. ♥

[Dahliadion]

I can't stop squeeeing..............i had no idea he looked at that guy so much when he beamed on board, excellent work...

[KitsuneShounenAi]

lolz XD god i wish you did own it cause damn that would be one funny as hell and hot as ...-grin- well really hot show XD

btw amazing job love this vid its so freakin cute XD

[LukeSkywalkerInMe]

So great, so great

[videosauce]

Please, PLEASE do more of these pseudo-commentaries. They're made of win. (And slash. But that's the same thing, innit?)

[Gatewhale]

this is waaay to funny and people keep on saying we are crazy kirk isn't gay ... well I am sorry but if you don't see it lol there is something wrong with you , I love this vid!!:D

[Caylapuppy315]

i don't think he's gay, maybe bi but he is just a very...sexual person and it dos'nt matter wither there a guy or girl, he just wants to flirt with anything that moves -_-

[yourmothaq]

I'm pretty sure I've already commented on the overall AWESOMENESS of this video, but let me say one more time: this is ZSEDGUOPFJL FREAKING THE BEST EVER MADE OF WIN.

[murcielagogt81]

Yeah my sis love star trek & thinks Kirk is gay for Spock!!!

[MoriSempaisNeko]

"Anit he cute"

"Arent i cute"

"Yeah hes mine" i Roflmao That is to good and Kirk dose Check out alot guys Espelly spock under he's hot steaming shell he's acelly quite submisive towords spock with he's body language

[SasukeIPwned]

I feel so bad for this guy. He must be soooo uncomfortable standing in between a flirty Kirk and a very slightly ticked Spock.

But hey, the gayness here would kill Fred Phelps. Hmmm...

[wolfybunny]

like spock hehehe

[xxYaminoHikarixx]

I was waiting when the Dude of the Hour said 'interesting is a word and a half' for it to say 'ya punch of weirdo poofs' XD

And I think the episode TOTALLY played out like this...makes this video TWICE as funny.

[Vetesse1]

I love Kirk's look at the end among everything else. It was all so perfect but that look omg. It said two things. 1)oh crap he's caught me flirting (probably again) 2) I'm not getting laid for awhile ROFL This is a Masterpeice!

[ImaginarySanity]

lol, thank you!! :D

[egl]

TOO FUNNY.  I love you <3

[RenoLoverX3]

Hahaha! that has to be the funniest thing i have ever seen!

[ImaginarySanity]

Thanks!!

[Glhrd]

The best part was the introduction:

Ain't he cute?

Ain't I cute?

Yeah... He's mine. Don't touch anything... like Spock.

I DIED.

[GalacticChicken]

OMFG you baaaad video maker got me all cracking up!!! XDXDXDXD Shiiiiite that was funneh...

[uzamaki19]

haha this is awesome. i love you. :D

[mystiquesword]

gods i love this! the ending when spock says "captain christopher"...aww poor kirk

& i just LOVE that "(yeah he's mine!) please dont touch anything (like spock)" bit

[startrekgirl258]

kirk: "anything else on ur mind?" (kirks thinking that Spock wanna $ex w/ him)

spock: "captain christofer."

kirk: #O WHAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!???????/!!!!­!

[HirumaSena]

Great ending and commentary.

[babyinblack]

hahaha niceee

[Vipersunjoy]

i almost died of laughing!!!!!!!!

kirk just can't keep it in his pants when it comes to men... esp one particular man... :D

[nyuterru]

I'm dying to know where you got that version of the theme music you use at 1:40. It is beyond awesome, and I'd love to know where you found it! Great video, very funny!

[ImaginarySanity]

Thank you! I found it somewhere on the TOS section on TrekCore.

[nyuterru]

Found it! Many, many thanks!

[sweetlyxabsurd]

Oh. My. Gawd. There are no words to describe how hilarious this was. Epic FTW.

[subaruandseishiro]

Win. Just epic win. I love how Gene didn't think how the playboy captain and straight laced commander would be interpreted by the fans when he helped the writers come up with the lines and actions.

[lmvanillarose]

@subaruandseishiro I suspect Gene knew exactly what he was doing.

[hentaitrek]

'Don't touch anything...'

...like Spock...

[Starshadow]

This is fantastic.

In 1966 --at fifteen--even I saw many of the moments that turned me into a slash writer, eventually. I didn't quite GET them then, ya know, innocence and all that, but there were some pretty slashy scenes I noticed.

This is VERY well done. And I luled. And snorked.

[ImaginarySanity]

Thank you so much! I'll definitely check out some of your stuff later.

[CalifornicationDani]

I.S., you're my favourite

<3

[ImaginarySanity]

Aw, thank you so much! ^_^

[solitaryscientist]

"Ain't he cute?"

"Aren't I cute?"

*giggle*

Nice work! Time well spent, say I.

[cjarvis]

Great video. I've been looking for this for a while now. Just one thing you can also point out at around the 1:38 point...Spock seems to have a little "tent pole" going on...

[Applegoesback]

Very funny idea and truly awesome result!

5-star, definitely!

[yourmothaq]

OMG.

I have never loved anything so much.

This is about the best video EVER.

And I would hardly consider this a slash....Kirk truly is a man-whore in every sense of the word. But we love him anyway!

[ThisYearsGirl91]

I also want to add that thanks to K/S slashers (aka - geniuses), I can no longer watch TOS without seeing Captain Kirk checking out every man he comes across, especially Spock.

[ThisYearsGirl91]

The most hilarious thing ever.

I love the 'like Spock' part you added.

[DrainyuBohay]

Yeah, Kirk didn't listen to a word Spock said, But I can see how he'd be...distracted

[HaruspexLamb]

Hilarious, I love it! Kirk always did talk to everyone in the Alpha Quadrant like he wanted to bone them, pointy ears or no. :P

[glass5]

Haha, that was made of awesome.

[VintageLefty]

So brilliant! Oh my goodness! It's like..it can really be seen this way! And I hate slash! So good!

[grumpytosnowwhite]

"Ain't he cute?"

"Aren't I cute?"

LOL those expression were SO DEAD ON.

[neuroticnikk]

hilarious man luved it

[NewAngel4eva]

This shit's a knee-slapper! You win +1 internets!

Seriously, my old TOS fan dad can see the flirting in this episode too and he was SHOCKED at how he didn't pick it up before in the 60's. XD

[tinockavids]

:D I am laughing so hard! :D

[LittleNerd]

*applauds*

That was awesome hahaha!! :D

Brilliant.

[shaxincat]

MARY ME XDXDXDXD

[DontBePissy]

XDDDDDDDDD;

Ohgod... can't... breathe...

Kirk, you sneaky devil, you...

[Merchan]

I love you! That was PERFECT! I had to watch it a few times because I kept on laughing. Oh man. I love the end! "Something else on your mind?"... "Yes, Capt. Christopher."... "wait! Spock say WAHT?!" Great job! Keep up the amazing work!

[LadyRose1985]

I love this! LOL!

But seriously, what was Shatner doing with his eyes? Why did he keep lowering them to stare at Nimoy's chest? Weird! LOL!

[novamist]

I.

Love.

You.

[bodah16]

i love this so bad!!

[SeverusSnapehasmyhea]

How did I miss this?! LOL! oh god. You are too brilliant!

[TemperancePotter]

Kirk: 'ain't he cute?'

Spock:'aren;y I cute?'

*stares*

Kirk: 'yeah... he's mine'

HAHAHAHAHA xD

I ♥U , really, I just LOVE all of your videos of K/S, btw happy K/S day, a little belated I know, anyway... ♥

[surepromise]

YES!! You have such a gift for editing, whether it's for dramatic purposes or to make us laugh uncontrollably! Thanks so much for that; I needed it! (And oh my gosh, can you imagine if someone collected EVERY instance of Kirk checking Spock out? It would have to be a few minutes long just from the series, haha!)

[TheAnimegurl1990]

I. Love. You. This is some awesome stuff. Anyone who looks at this and can't see at least SOME kind of flirting going on there is in extreme denial. XD.

Thanks for posting this; I find that Kirk tends to smile "that way" more often than not at males than females (the ones he's not trying to trick into getting info from in any case), and Spock. My Lord, the way he smiles at Spock...oh. Sorry. My mind's run off into a realm of K/S possibilities...

[Callithyia]

hahaha! thanks for making this! i thought the same when i saw it; in the first closeup he has the snorkel mask light on his face, and he only really has the snorkel mask light when he's hitting on someone! XD your edit makes it even more hilarious! win! :D

[daskitsumi]

I love you for these videos. More please.

[spasticsquirrel711]

I was just watching this episode a few days and was like... And they think Kirk is straight? I have to say having it broken down like this has me rolling on the floor with laughter. I love it!!!

[Vetesse1]

ROFL *shakes head* And people complain when he slash their characters. Well how can they complain when they make it so damn easy?!?! LMAO Stop making it so easy!!!!!! Like that'll stop us *wink, wink*

[guinivereXbloodgood]

Actually, Gene Roddenberry never complained. Not once. He pretty much only encouraged it, saying, and I quote, "[Kirk and Spock's] affection was sufficient for that, if that were the particular style of the 23rd century." And Don't even get me started on Bill Shatner.

[ImaginarySanity]

Ooh, guinivere, please tell me about Bill! I've heard lots about Gene's approval, but not much of Bill's, aside from that silly/slashy video he edited himself :)

[ImaginarySanity]

Thanks so much everyone!!!

[Spyre]

You're a genius.

[Bloempje721]

LOL!!! Is all I can say! LOL!!

[ArtCloseVampire]

Made me laugh out loud at the 'Captain Christopher" ZZZZICLKFJSDGJ!

Lol

XDDD

Instant fav!

[ladyknight1991]

oh my god that was hilarious

[bagbunny]

Jeez...this had me laughing so hard that I snorted, and scared the cat off the table. Hah!

[darksagegrl0]

O M G! I love you so hard for this! absolutely awesome! ^_^

[FaithfullNightmare]

GAH LAWLZ I got in so much trouble because I was watching this on the coutch with my laptop and i spit my pop all over the floor. This seriously cracked me up! I loved this*put in best of slash folder and rates five* simply slashy and by that I mean AMAZING!!

[SpirkTrekker42]

OMG! He really was checking that dude out! I don't know how I missed it before... and of course I spotted the look he reserves just for Spock!! :D Awesome, awesome job.

[TiesareHot]

1:23 made me LAWL like mad. HILARIOUS. XDD

[fakelandkelsey]

LOL!! This was really funny :D Great job!

[cpetersky]

I am in awe!

FAB ulous!

[SugarFang]

omg xD Lindz you rock.

[SnapeSoul]

ROFL! ;P This is genius. ;D...That's right!

[waywardtitania]

LOL the whole thing.. genius.

[TheCityISAtWar111]

hahaha. that was great. (:

[ace87eve]

lols! great vid

[PoeticRainbow]

i have my slash gogles on, and boy, does this look slashyyy. XD

lol you are SO awesome. <3

[ELECTRAfied26]

Love your definition of "lulz".

[gin1119]

OMG, that was one of the funniest slash videos I have ever seen! :D If that wasn't flirting, I don't know what is xD I must re-watch that episode.

[7Lukcy7]

looool!

[AKF44]

"Aren't I cute?"

LAWL. XD

[CaptainQuirk]

You've killed me, girl. Great job!

[sheelfkc1]

OH MY Goodness that was great! i loved the "yeah.. he's mine" and of course the ending cracked me up

[misseden22]

haha

[darkxdreamsxbeloved]

OMAGAWD That made me laugh so freakin' much that I'm crying!!!! Seriously!!! I'M CRYING FROM LAUGHING!!!!! God, that hasn't happened in sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o freakin' long!!! God, thanks so much for posting this! *watchs 5000000000moretimes*

Seriously, thanks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo much for making me laugh! !!

[frodoforever56]

OMG! I'm sick today and the end of that almost made me cough my lungs up!

SOOOOOO FUNNY!

[BingbangBongBabe]

Why was this video so hilarious?

Seriously, sooo funny!

Fantastic job. XD

[MidnightDreamer]

that was one of the greatest things i have ever seen

XD

loved it

[azkabanhuntress]

Ohhhh my god lol.

[JohnnyDeppFan1433]

"Yeah...he's mine."  HAHA

[ILoveMrSpock]

OMG! that was amazingly hilarious!!! "isn't he cute?" yes yes he is! "aren't I cute?" yes yes you are! <3 I Loved it!

[GraysonBabs4eva]

ahaha the ending was perfect XD

poor kirk XP

[MasterSchu]

Billiant. As always. You really made my day.

"Aren't I cute?" :D

[WaltDisneyMovieFREAK]

lol thats funny and creepy! i love 1:16!!

[SpaceBeachMania]

Kirk:Anything else on your mind?

Spock:*Cough Cough* Captain Christopher.

Kirk is like wtf :D.That was really excellent.I'm really proud to be ur subscriber. :)

[oXtrueloveXo]

i love the "aint he cute?" "arent i cute?" "yeah...hes mine." exchange ^^

great job! :D

[SunAndMoonIchiRuki]

Don't touch anything -- Like Spock. XXD This is pure win!! XD

[beargirl25]

ROFL! that was the greatest XDD

Kirk=Hot<3

Spock=Smexii <3<3<3

[Lisyaoran23]

YOU'RE A GENIUS!

Ha ha ha, that was absolutely fantastic!! You win a whole PACKAGE of gold stars for the day!

[MAMLProductions]

AH GENIUS! :DD

[TheDyingPain]

That was genius. I'm going to send this to everyone I know. :-)

[TwilightGurle]

"Yeah... He's mine."

Ahh! I love this video. So perfect.

[Verito244A]

thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carrieee0x]

Lmao. Oh that was brilliant. I love your videos :)

[mildetryth]

If I wasn't so bend on marrying Quinto when I meet him, I'd ask you to marry me!!!!

[guedillepoulet]

I LOVE YOU MORE!

[chickensuicide]

hahaha brilliant!

[SparkledBeauty]

Hahaha legend!!! =D This was so funny!! =D I loved it and omgawd MAJOR Spork LOVE!! Spock/Kirk together forever xD

[lzbthwtts07]

that was great :D

[emosquit]

lmao!

"how many times can kirk check someone*spock* out in a scene?"

priceless

[ComeOnSlashers]

*dies laughing*

[erikos]

Hahaha! That was hilarious. "Isn't he cute?" "Aren't I cute?" "Yeah.. he's mine". Perfectly done :D

[alma1980sommerregen]

Ahahah - I LOVE THIS!!!!

[Kotenoka]

I have three words: bri-li-ant! :D

[PrescriptionDrMcCoy]

It is all so true! Kirk is most definately a Vulcans Man! ^.^ He got quite a blow to the ego though when Spock was thinking of *Cough Cough* Captain Christopher

[crappyvideospotter2]

"That's right." hehe ;)

"That flightsuit must be uncomfortable." XD

YES Spock IS cute!

Wow you REALLY have an eye for picking up on the subtle details! I never noticed how much Kirk looked people up and down!

"Anything else on your mind?" I'd say so. ;)

[uzutake]

Oh wow. This was. Wow. That was EXACTLY what went through my mind when watching Tomorrow is Yesterday!

Damn. I love you. And K/S.

[McSpirky]

Lol!! ...I can't believe I hadn't spotted this!

God, I love it when you make videos like this, I always laugh sooo much! xDD

Kirk/Spock FTW! <3

[ChildeAtHeart17]

Nice XD I love these videos of yours, especially when you point out things I missed ^^ Now I kinda want to go and rewatch that episode...

[amber847]

Oh I do love you and your videos:D

They seriously make my day