franksemails.com - Women - know your limits!

[timwaagh]

those were the days. guess i was born too late :P

[joedude91]

Women ... commenting on Youtube? My dinner isn't going to make itself, back to the kitchen you lot.

[cassiscassis]

Wonderful spoof on stereotypes from the mid 20th century. PMSL!

[kitkatcat6]

HAHAHA

[Catgirllllll]

why are women constantly being shown as fucking idiots? this is stupid.

[franksemailsdotcom]

lolwut?

How about you quit projecting your own inadequacies on half the world's population? The only fucking idiot here is you and all the other morons, like you, complaining about how sexist and backward this video is. It's supposed to be a funny video, and if you had half a brain, you'd realise that it's the men in the video that it's making fun of, not the women.

How morons like you manage to get by this far in life being so stupid never ceases to amaze me.

[cassiscassis]

Spot on. What is it with the fuckwits who don't see the point?

[LayDrayMusicTV]

@Catgirllllll because they are

[whaleloveskrill]

I love Harry Enfield.

[stebotch]

This is just comedy scetch from the 90s, dont get your backs up just enjoy it as its not meant to cause offece, just to show how backwards we all have been in the past. If you want to moan about it, you are retarded.

[Jbanthony]

Slap that bitch in the face.

[Sephiralen]

Wtf?

[lazyostrich]

Gotta love that dry British wit...some of the people commenting with their own little...uh...jokes? Sarcasm? Would be wise to pay a little closer attention the the video. Perhaps they might be able to get an idea of real wit is!

[Eyeballsx317537]

What? You mean the video is meant to be taken in a sarcastic light?

I guess it's a good thing I wasn't talking to the video, then...

[Eyeballsx317537]

(that comment is for myspace"thug" and parys14, who seem to believe you can have a conversation with a video.)

[IFuckUBitch]

I don't need a wife who is constantly trying to suck my money, I don't need a wife who is trying to take over my place, I don't need a wife who is not willing to have babies and help my family flourish.

if u couldn't control your gf, don't even think about marriage or u will regret it, there are lots of examples out there. Just kick her away and try again with another girl.

[IFuckUBitch]

if u want to see your son become an eunuch (mentally), support feminism.

[gentlyweepin]

Hey wanna hear a joke...

Women rights

[superbadgers91]

Tongue in cheek version of what it must have been like to live in the 1950's. Scary, very scary.

Anyhow who produced this video its great!

[jaggedsblade]

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes, there's too much fraternizing with the enemy - Henry Kissinger

[parys14]

Oh all you dames, calm down. It's a joke. Sarcasm. It's a freaking joke...

[Cami18star]

this video suckkkks!! and people who laugh of it too!!!! it's sexist and unfair stuff!!!!!! I hate it!!!!!!!!!!!

[HAJS5]

The reason why history has always given men more rights then women is because men are naturally stronger then women with the same amount of exercise and same diet, but women mature faster and in history it was always the physically strongest that had the most privileges. Were as know it is the smartest who is superior so soon equal rights will be obtained perhaps they will never be truly equal(a bit more on the female side or the male)

[freakylinker867]

wow. actually scientific studies show that women mature faster than men. its the kind of men that agree with videos like this that are actually the problem. where the hell do you get off thinking your god's gift to the earth? if it wasn't for women you wouldn't be alive, afterall.

[SKB266]

Ovaries, Sig Heil!

[menareangrynow]

If it weren't for men neither would any of us be here too. It takes two to tango, and men both fertilize the eggs and guard the children from invaders. Society owes a duel debt to them.

[QashuR]

Funny you should say, but I know for a fac that the father decides the gender of the baby, so tecnically, women would not be women without men. And women wouldn't be alive if it weren't for a man either.

[QashuR]

Maturity has nothing to do with anything by the way.

[windowsbroken123]

ying and yang... can you tell the difference?

[rollercoasterjack]

hey, the woman really did sound smarter when taking about kittens. also more sociable and lovable.

and probably just better company overall.. it's good when women cherish and honor their roles, instead of despising their natural roles and seeking to assume those of men. that's just stupid and dysfunctional.

have a nice day :)

[roopnoh]

Its actually been proven that men have a higher mental capacity than women. This is due to an average larger cranial size which also correlates to a more massful brain size which also in effect means that we are capable of achieving a higher intelligence quotient. No matter what, Men will always be "smarter" than women. Also, comparing physique of the two genders, men will always be stronger than females due to a stronger muscle fiber connection and lack of a secondary layer of fat.

[rtartdo]

Men are stronger because of testosterone & their size. It has nothing to do w/a layer of fat. Studies have shown men think they're smarter than women, but the IQ tests don't show a significant difference btwn genders.

[QashuR]

Men aren't the only ones who think they're "smarter", women think it A LOT more.

[rtartdo]

No, the statistics show that men believe they're smarter. Read the studies.

[Eyeballsx317537]

roopnoh,

And while men might have more muscle mass IN GENERAL/ON AVERAGE, women push out babies. I'm going to guess that women's bodies are alot stronger than you're giving them credit for. And so are their minds.

[QashuR]

Yes, men in general are physically stronger then women. And pushing out babies has nothing to do with being "strong" it only means they're doing what they're supposed to do. Also, men get kidney stones 4 times more then women and kidney stones have been rated as just as painfull(if not more) then birth, so men COULD easily push out babies, since they can push out kidney stones, they just DON'T push out babies cuz they don't have a womb. So using birth as an excuse is pointless.

[QashuR]

I'm guessing men's bodies are a lot stronger then you give them credit for as well. If men could pass a kidney stone(which are just as painfull if not more then birth) Then men could easily push out a baby. Plus women's vagina stretches to push the baby out, a mans penis does not stretch, but still men push out kidney stones, so obviously men could push out babies as well. So don't use birth as an excuse, it's pointless now.

[Eyeballsx317537]

Q,

A kidney stone does not sit on your bladder weighing alot for 9 months and is not comparable in size. That is a silly comparison.

[roopnoh]

What the hell is your problem. You can't compare pain tolerance between gender because we cannot get pregnant. Also, Pain tolerance has nothing to do with strength so get your shit together and start making some sense. Also, from real life experience, girls who break a limb cry like a little bitch while guys usually just walk it off. Go figure.

[Eyeballsx317537]

Q,

Also, just because you deleted your comments doesn't mean I don't see them in my inbox. I never said women were superior to men. I don't believe anyone is superior. Also, what do you think, women push out kidney stones thru their vaginas? It goes through the same tiny piss hole! You also mentioned men's minds being stronger, though you said,"there is NO stronger or smarter gender." Where are you going with this? I'm done, peace!

[nightwish5401]

By your logic, an elephant would be more intelligent than you, which actually I don't doubt.

[roopnoh]

Why would you compare 2 different species? The anatomy between 2 different species is far from being the same. We have different neural connectivity than elephants so it wouldn't matter.

[windowsbroken123]

i like it!!

[PhilabustaBlue]

This video is a disgrace. Remove it.

[dgat213]

god, its a joke

chill out

[BWF89]

Hooray for the gold standard.

[sunset008]

to dgat213:

eleanor roosevelt, queen elizabeth 1 and 2, mother theresa, harriet tubman, susan b. anthony, georgia o'keeffe, jane austen, simone de beauvoir, rosa parks, helen keller, anne sullivan, queen isabella, sojourner truth, emily dickinson, catherine the great, joan of arc, indira gandhi, ann frank, amelia earhart, cleopatra, marilyn monroe, princess diana, oprah winfrey, maria montessori, etc.

Madame CURIE, is not alone. Men have always had opportunities. Women have had to make them.

[Knollsprite]

Well said. You rock!

[dgat213]

man, as long as people exist, they will always think they have it worse than other race, everyone just needs to chill the fuck out

[dgat213]

And we have oppertunities fall into our laps? you are DEFINATELY smart, and DEFINATELY not fucking retarded

[PhilabustaBlue]

You would sound smarter if you just talked about furry kittens.

[sofusfu]

to be honest, i think this is how it still should be... lets face it girls... we were pretty lucky back then... didnt have to worry about the more important things... well my opinion ofcause

[Knollsprite]

Don't excuse this excrement just because you are stupid and lazy and want a way out of responsibility. And this video is A JOKE it's making FUN of people who actually hold these views.

[dirtyboy830]

A lot of those old "stereotypes" are actually ringing true when studying the human brain. There are real differences between men and women besides our genitalia.

This film, while funny, makes fun of the idea that women aren't anything but men with breasts. Thus, you're supposed to laugh at what is a scientifically correct attitude.

[jimmyteg]

I think everybody seems to be missing the point. This is a satirical comedy sketch from a BBC programme a few years ago, based on the old information films of 1930's and 40's.

[Knollsprite]

Eureka!  So many people are taking this seriously though, which is the REAL punchline! LMAO!

[SentimentalGiirl]

Sexist people need to get a life :)

Women and men are both equal ..

we share the same jobs and rights.

[classicalman114]

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000% agreed.

[dirtyboy830]

Equal? I don't think so. Our brains are wired differently. I'll say it again, women are NOT men with breasts.

Sure, equal rights, but treating women as the same as men is preposterous.

[XextremeX13]

We might have equal rights but we are not same and I hope we will be never same when that happens there will be no more sex or genre and that would definately sucks! Just look what is happening to males. They are becoming more and more femine thats because of chemicals, pollutants and estrogens in our nature which is of course caused by humans :(

[JohnPetrucciness]

Wow. That's all I gotta say on this.

[cottonball101]

this video is sick! whoever posted this is as retarded as he thinks women are.

[blackchocolat393]

the only limits that women have are kitchen and a man's cock.

[MaddoxRules]

What the fuck are you blabbing about now? I was happily living my life until I saw yet another message from you. MaddoxDrools huh? Very clever...if you're in second grade. Let me try one Bugsobitch, ohhh I'm clever. I bet you just want someone to pay attention to you, either way I already proved you're an illogical whore so it would be great if you just died already.

[Bugsobrite]

Fungasm! Courtesy of MaddoxDoesNotRule. You want me to DIE?! Take a Pamprin and get a grip on your emotions.

[MaddoxRules]

No, I just think the world would be better if people like you just went away, shut up, or died, you pick.

[dgat213]

Down with fat chicks

[Bugsobrite]

Perfer narrow hips? Did you know that is an indication of latent homosexuality?

[dgat213]

Bitch, what are you babbling about?! Are you a fat chick? Do you cry in the corner at night knowing no one likes you?

You should get a sex change so you have an excuse to why you're fat and greasy, but most of all so you can't get anymore sand in your biohazardous blood-cave that you call a vagina

[Knollsprite]

They're coming to take him away, ha-ha, hee-hee to the funny farm where life is simple alll of the time.....good GOD what a SPAZ!

[dapoetmaster]

I think the bigger problem we have today is too many men who aren't men. Maybe if more were, women wouldn't have to take up the slack...

[thestudent09]

down with fiat currancy!

[MaddoxRules]

The thing is, you think you're superior when you aren't so it's not really a compliment, it's more of an insult. But the fact that you thought of it as a compliment made it more satisfying for me.

[Bugsobrite]

I won't marry you, no matter how many times you ask me. You really need to move on MaddoxDrools......

[MaddoxRules]

It seems like that math study is the only thing you got and constipation has nothing to do with what's going on. I was enjoying this video until I read your man bashing comment. Did you enjoy your fungasm? Haughty bitch is the only way to describe loud mouth feminists in all their double standard fury.

[Bugsobrite]

I take ti as a compliment. If men like you didn't think I was haughty I'd be screwing up big time. If you knew me you'd know I'm equally hard on women who do not give men the respect they deserve. And yes, I enjoyed my fungasm.

[Bugsobrite]

Ok seriously Maddox, this video is supposed to be funny, it's not meant to be taken seriously. You get that, right??? It's comedy, it's making fun of the attitude portrayed. I can't actually be sure this video was ever real, it seems a total spoof to me. You heard about the recent study revealing the non-existent difference of math scores between males and females right? Women are equal to men, no better, certainly no worse, you must learn to accept this in order to be happy, not constipated.

[MaddoxRules]

Sorry, I had no rebuttle because I was out living my life. I guess after cleaning the house you have plenty of time to check youtube hourly. Inventions from men: gunpowder, cars, constitutional goverment, nuclear reactors, vehicles able to travel to other planets, computers, T.V.s, internet, telephones, fiberoptics. Men created the depleted uranium armor on M1 Abrams tanks, just a bit more complicated than Kevlar. Boy the list just goes on doesn't it? I guess...bitch got shit ruined.

[Bugsobrite]

So your'e not out living your life now? Women have had a hand in all the inventions you just mentioned. Tell me this: what have YOU INVENTED? Ever saved anyone's life? Ever prevented a suicide? Ever brought peace or joy to anyone? Yes, I had plenty of time to check my YouTube because during the week I am a freaking superhero-there is no way you could handle the job I do. So quit bleating about the inventions of men, because this is for sure: you haven't invented a fucking thing punk.

[MaddoxRules]

I'm sure men had two hands in all of the inventions by women. And no, you haughty bitch I haven't saved anyones life. You certainly have a high opinion of yourself being a superhero who has the fascinating ability to poop "A"s. So what have you invented that allows you to ask me this question. Nothing. You are a no talent whore. You think your job is hard? You don't know the meaning of the word.

[Bugsobrite]

Did you call me a "haughty bitch"? I love it! I just had a fun-gasm! LMAO!

[dgat213]

It's scientific that I'm superior to you in every way because I'm a MAN

[Bugsobrite]

Right now I'm picturing how ugly, stupid, and sad you look while you are jerking off.......

[blackchocolat393]

stfu fat bitch, your job in the kitchen is to feed the man, not yourself you fat worthless slutty bitch, go back into the kitchen and make ME a sandwich

[Bugsobrite]

You want me to pay attention to you don't you? Fucktard.

[dgat213]

well apparently, it sounds like it's THAT time of month again for this woman. The time of month where women grow fur and have a lusting for pig-fat and whole goats.

[Joyness333]

Actually, there is scientific proof that the limbic system in a male is larger than that of a female's. The limbic system is a primordial part of the brain which controls sexual urge and violent reaction combined. Women are more cerebral and better at communication. Do some research before you make an ass of yourself. And while you're at it, grow up.

[dgat213]

Women have brains?! you need to do some research on the human body, cause women only have titties, vaginas ,and buttholes.

P.S. How is that sandwich coming?

thxklol

[Joyness333]

Oh, and by the way. This is a satire, in that its humor is more at the expense of the men.

[dgat213]

yes because "men are geneticlly insupeior to women and im a big bitch, blah blah blah" If we are less superior to women then i guess that means women beat men... wait a sec! it is US who beat YOU, hahahaha

[cottonball101]

it's obvious that you didn't do your research nor used that "MAN" brain of yours while writing this comment.

[dgat213]

Its obvious that your a woman because a man wouldnt say such a stupid FUCKING thing like that "we want to be equal" stop saying that because in alot of cases you have it better that we do, and next time you feel like talking out of turn, remember how daddy got when you did.

[cottonball101]

it's obvious that you're a man because well what you just said was idiotic! if we have it better that you in most cases why were you saying that we don't have brains actually we do have brains it's just that some people like you are too stupid to notice, you only notice the titties. and i can talk when i feel like it

[dgat213]

nice comeback, way to totally NOT use my joke. having it good and having brains are 2 different fucking things. Im glad you commented me back cause your just proving how stupid you fucking "EQUALITY FOR WOMEN"(which you already FUCKING have) people are.

[cottonball101]

if we don't have brains then how come we have it better than you? i was saying that having it better is impossible if we don't have brains i didn't say they were the same thing. and since we do have equality (which i think we have but you don't agree with it)it's because women over the years used their BRAIN to fight for it. nice try i still think you're a stupid sexist

[dgat213]

"BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" your talking but thats all im hearing, cause you just repeat your coments, over and over AND OVER, no matter how many people tell you to just SHUT THE FUCK UP, you just wont, the reason, you dont know any better.

[cottonball101]

why would i listen to you if you're a sexist. anyways marie curie earned 2 nobel prizes

suffrers fought for their rights to vote (unlike you who got it just because you have testicles)

i got an A+ in algebra

but wait a sec... all of the above are women!

i guess this means we DO have brains.

[dgat213]

boo hoo! Thomas edison, ben franklin, napoleon, julius ceasar, czar peter the great, john locke, beleusarius, eli whitney, george washington, thomas jefferson, sophecles, aristole, socrates, pythagoras, steven hawking, ALBERT EINSTIEN, alexander the great, Gengis Khan, Attila the Hun, Shi huang di, Minimoto yoshitsune, Saladin, King richard III, Bill gates, john rockefeler, Plato, Leonidos, Martin Luther King JR., General cornwallis.

So how is madam curry doing? Feeling alone i'd asume.

[cottonball101]

well i guess YOU're never going to be on this list. anyways what you just said proved my point both men and women have brains and it doesn't depend on your gender or anything. go get a life now and by the way napoleon was a war addict even though he conquered most of europe all of it reunited against him so that doesn't make him very helpful to the world does it?! he was selfish and power thirsty.

[dgat213]

that hurts me inside, i might go cut myself. What are you babbling about, it is true that he was an amazing general that could conquer almost everyone. He also had a love for his wife that is commendable for a MAN(god i hate those "things" so much). just shut up, no one likes you, just go lay in a corner and cry

[cottonball101]

actually i don't give a damn if no one likes me and coming from you it has no effect on me so i'm not gonna waste my time trying to make a point to you because really a monkey can understand better so go fuck yourself and btw that's my last comment i'm fed up

[dgat213]

Youre angry cause you think im sexist and then you make a racist slur like that, that some fucking stupid shit. bye, im gonna miss you sweetums

[Knollsprite]

A list of antiquity? Your point? We are living in the world NOW. Get over it. That was THEN this is NOW. Boo-hoo!

[Bugsobrite]

Gee, MaddoxRules has no rebuttle......looks like Maddox...doesn't...rule. Maddox....KNOW YOUR LIMITS!! LMAO!

[Bugsobrite]

Look at the men they look constipated!!!!! LMAO!

[Bugsobrite]

Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812 Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872 Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917 Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881 Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917 Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887 Kevlar, a steel-like fiber used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966 Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882 Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904 Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845 Aw, did I just piss in your cheerios?

[Bugsobrite]

Holy shit is this for real? I'm at the master's level and poop A's. The guys just struggle along the best they can..............

[MaddoxRules]

Yeah, getting an "A" in home economics is really a crowning achievement. The men in your class come from a line of men who invented computers, cars and even the internet that you are bitching through. But those same men will be damned if they can cook a steak as good as a well trained woman.

[Bugsobrite]

There is no such thing as a home ec major anymore YOU TWIT.Quit fantasizing and living in your own little dream world of masculine grandiosity. The evidence is everywhere you sad fool. Males are not doing as well as females in any college major insofar as GPA is concerned. Go cook a steak now. And don't fuck it up for me, I like it RARE.

[MaddoxRules]

What dream world? Last time I checked, men ran the world and we're doing a damned fine job. Men have a history of triumph and achievement, women have...well, nothing. But in order to postpone the tidal wave of bullshit you'll spew if I confuse you with any more logic, I'll ask you a question; name an invention from a woman.

[denisamurtich]

invention were made by men mostly because u pigs kept us locked in the house...and in the dark...not anymore...

[Bugsobrite]

Hey thanks! Nobody's gotta bow down though....not my point at all. Just yesterday another major study was published: There is NO DIFFERENCE between male and female ability in mathematics. It's not like women were allowed to go to university during the Enlightenment, and show up at Royal Society meetings to collaborate. I think they were just getting over the witch hunt and trying to keep their babies from getting cholera, etc. Kinda busy doing other stuff, raising men....DERRRRRR

[denisamurtich]

i will bow down to u and kiss ur feet for telling it like it is..love u

[WanderingSplit]

Take a look at the 'cinnaplid' channel. She's good looking, talented and intelligent.

However she knows very well that dumbing down is a woman's obligation.

So she puts up the odd vid of cats to let us know she's a real pussy ;-)

[WanderingSplit]

Bring back the good ole days! Damn womyns studies gangs. They destroyed society! ;-)

[dumbnegros]

First off.. WanderingSplit, learn to spell !! Second, I am guessing you would talk this way about your mother !! Third, it's the male negros that have destroyed society, DUMB SLUT !!

[WanderingSplit]

Hey that's good shit! Next time you post something like that post it on my page.

I'm trying to get a collection; makes me feel tough ;-)

[denisamurtich]

male negros.???

wtf???

[code641]

women take advantage of me when im drunk...

[Verlch]

The government should have never left, the Gold Standard. What do you think, men?

[anyssa43]

thts funny

[MarilynFilth]

ha ha ha harry enfield is such a sarcastic prick FUNNY!! LOL

[LadyScorpio981]

omg. lol id kill those guys.

[shakanunu]

This is pretty funny :). It's like those oldtime sex education and nuclear attack warning movies.

[LostAngel169]

rubbish

[SterlingSolomon]

I just got the biggest kick out of this for some reason. Oh well, just a joke. Brit humor.

[LostAngel169]

feminsts have a habit of them citing jokes as if it were evidence for their oppression etc. not to mention here men are portrayed as idiots, while women as smart, but pretending dull.

[SterlingSolomon]

No doubt you're absolutely correct. We know that there are almost no women in existance who know the difference between fiat currency and gold certificates in reality. Still I just think this sketch is so funny, if for no reason other than it's kitch value.

[Verlch]

Keep them in line!!!!

Should have never let them vote!!!

We wouldn't be living in a despotic police state!!!

[SterlingSolomon]

YEA!