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  • i hate to say your all wrong but yea your all wrong there is no such thing as Viking metal the real name for this type of music is Norse themed death metal words stated from the most awsome band ever Amon Amarath

  • fuck him he is dead ... im dave harsh ...

  • MERDA

    

  • Solo rumore...Iniziate ad ascoltarvi del vero metal !!!!

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • Que diabo é isso ? kkkk

  • В Сибири пусть походит!

  • which one is it where there are subtitles and he tells the guy to "schnell, schnell"

  • This is my hero from Skyrim! LIKE!^^

  • His name is... Dovahkiin!

  • I wonder what's happen if he receive that arrow in his knee?

  • Woooooooooooah !!!

    A germanic warrior alive.

    Equip the man with a sword and let him punish the swarthy scum.

  • what a ledgened

    

  • I dare anyone to say to him to his face,they dislike this

  • love the dude at the back giving no effort at all lol

  • WTF :DDDDDDDDDDD

  • Testament d.n.r.

  • original in 100 times better

  • mmmmh delicious manboobs <3

  • MYSTIC NOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • preiswert radfahren

    grüße aus detuschland xD

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA THIS NORD SUFFER A ONE FOOLISH SPELL QUE MANERA DE RIDICULIZAR A LOS VIKINGOS

  • Reaaaally doesnt work with metal music...

  • this is going to sound pretty damn weird, but this is the video that introduced me to testament :/

    hahahahhaahha!

  • @justintfs93 same here

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    parece um gay loko..........

  • He stole my sweet roll :(

  • Dare anyone to run up to him and tell him he dances gay!

  • that's why the imperials, are diasgree with nords. Their dance style is much better than those Imperial bastards has! :D

  • Had to be german :D

  • ah shit are people really starting to say that "no Homo" shit?

  • Maybe this traditional Viking dance ritual

  • James from Metallica

  • Zack Wylde its you ?

  • he dance like homo... xD

  • Viking in Germany?

  • ahhh, Berlin, I miss you

  • NOW it IS epic :)

  • VIKING POWEERRRRRR!!!!!!!

  • song name plz

  • @Gfgtx580 the song is called "D.N.R. Do Not Resuscitate " from Testament's "The Gathering" album.

  • This is what the nords in Skyrim party to.

  • hahaha funny guy

  • 01:10 look at his boobies :)

  • HAHA. I love it! HEHE :) Great stuff.

  • @nordrake1983 yeh, imma plug up my butt and hope for the best...

  • Wtf is this ?

  • F**K TECHNO, dis iz thrash metal,

  • Cool man! :)

  • Whatever the fuck it is, my faith in Humanity has TOTALLY just been restored, my god the internet is awesome...

  • @eylusion2 why you say that....? :o

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  • what the fuck... how is that viking or techno?

  • Techno Viking Thrash Metal

  • doesnt work mate

  • lol I wanna see a guy on the street who´ll doing that moves :D

  • Jet Set Radio Viking

  • wonderful event compliments

  • 1:00 LoL xD

  • i would not fuck with this guy...

  • @420yeahhhh he just fuck you for fun, now put down your pants he is coming !

  • i love how he's random ass dancing and the rest of the pedestrians are just walkin along like "yeah, we get that every day here"

  • i just finished this for the music.

  • Damn! This is even better than the 300 remix! Silly foreigners should stick with what they're known for. lol

  • Tit bounce ftw!

  • that's the dragonborn :o

  • is he high on meth??lol

  • "meets heavy metal"? This is thrash.

  • @juuseli the genre is called thrash metal. So it's still heavy metal.

  • @dominicabra

    that doesn't make any sense..

  • It seems a bit gay to me, don´t know why... But it´s cool :-)

  • Beowulf?

  • Dude... that Viking kicks ass!

  • Sweden ist krieg 

  • i love his beard no homo

  • @thelonewolf997 I like turtles

  • 666 the devil from germany!!!

  • This guys cool as hell. Diggin the metal and doesn't give a fuck whether people like his strut to it. That's the way it should be. T. Viking, keepin it heavy with spirit. Keep doin your thing. All the dislikes can suck thier nuts and go back to their pussy ass justin bieber music.

  • I used to dance like him but then I took an arrow to a knee.

  • TESTAMENT!!!

    

  • where the fuck is the tram?!?

  • Widać, że fajny chłopak, ładnie się bawi, zupełnie jak na weselu :)

  • Oh dearie, dearie, me. Put your shirt back on and I'll see if there are any jaffa cakes left. You'll feel better soon.....

  • fuckin´asshole.please throw thor´s hammer away.................

  • this is dovakhin in 2011 , nord 55 level berserker

  • hahaha yes

  • Testament rules!!!!

  • den traut man aber nicht sagen , das er scheisse tanzt

  • WTH????

    

  • more like Techno Zombie

  • mutius

  • Wow. Vikings Dehaired...

  • silliness like this is exactly why i stopped listening to so much metal. nerd dude. boo

  • DOVAKHIIN

  • why techno? why heavy metal? .... that's thrash.... testament

  • @wachumaro1 Because he looks Metal and dances like a fucking metal head AWH YEAH!

  • @wachumaro1

    techno because this is the techno viking look it up he originally dances to techno

    and heavy metal because most people dont care and cant tell the difference

  • @wachumaro1 That's almost Death Metal (not saying you are incorrect, it is indeed thrash) but at this point their sound had clearly influences from death metal (eg. chuck's growl and blasting of lombardo,).

  • just another inbred retard

  • @chrisherchuee Just another negroid American talking? We see.

  • S1 noticed ... thats in germany lawl !

  • Sad

  • he feeling like flying in the air

  • Techno Viking once had a tie arm wrestling with Chuck Norris

  • policing the streets with EPIC dance....

  • the right look, the right music - the wrong moves! Guy looks like a genuine viking raider, i wonder if THEY would`ve liked techno music^^

  • what song is this?

  • @snowfreak91 Testament - DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) 

  • Beowulf on Speed Crack Meth Cough Syrup?????????

  • Shake 'dem tits

  • He is doing the invisible crystal ball dance. Like David Bowie in the Labryinth.

  • looks like the dance of orcs in world of warcraft xD

  • very cool)))

  • jajajajajaja,he´s crazy jajajajajaja

  • :D

  • I wouldn't want to fight the guy, but he's still a fag...

  • So, this is what Varg goes on his spare time. XD

  • He need a bra

  • testamente rules !! = )

  • why techno?

  • @theMetalProphecy It's an old meme. It was originally called Techno Viking and had techno music playing to it.

  • @theMetalProphecy Because if you see the original video it´s about a hardcore techno party.

  • @theMetalProphecy "techno viking" was the original. search it in youtube

  • @theMetalProphecy

    Because hi's dancing some techno shit in the original video, it'sfucking funny with original audio.

  • @theMetalProphecy  watch the real video and you shall find out

  • @theMetalProphecy I'm guessing it's the dancing, it's not exactly the most metal dance moves ever done, but i'd like to see some one tell him otherwise..:)

  • @theMetalProphecy In the original video he dances on techno;)

  • @theMetalProphecy when you built like that guy you can do what ever you want and not get called gay lmao

  • @theMetalProphecy It was recorded when he listened to techno >.>

  • @theMetalProphecy cause originally this guy was dancing to techno music I think. I think this was at octoberfest?

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  • @theMetalProphecy the dancing ?

  • @theMetalProphecy Because whilst he was doing this it was techno music playing.

  • @theMetalProphecy techno because in the original video he dances on techno (i think)

    u can see from the moves

  • hammergeil!

    

  • Look how his boobs bounce

  • @Peashant2142 Pec.... boobs implies fat, of which techno viking has none

  • @TheUnNerved Boobs, because boobs are sexy, and so is Techno Viking

  • @Peashant2142 Sexy he may be but Boobs implies female, something techno viking pillages:)

  • WTF? Why Not?

  • wtf has he taken???

  • I like the guy at 1:20 more worried about getting on the piss!!

  • being of viking descent myself, i don't know 'sup with this dude..but i can dance better..

  • L0:00L!!!!!!!!

  • holy f*** he's honestly just made it to my top 10 most manly men :D

  • this guy is my HERO. no one could look that baddass with a braided beard except him

  • techno viking is a homo. He loves the cock. Especially up his ass. 

  • @Bartreligion do you know he killed people for less .... i would be carefully in time and if a wild dancing man apears just fucking run for your life.

  • @ac3b1s I bet his cock makes horses jealous

  • gay

    

  • haters gonna hate XDD

  • wtf did I just watch :O

  • " Here I Go... and my paralisys step aerobics))....

  • Testament - D.N.R.  read below the vid

  • Is that Testament?

  • Seriously, where do you work? I want a job there because the dress code must be lax.

  • song?

  • this is just a stupid hooligan nothing to do with metal and vikings

  • he is german !!!

  • Dad when i grow up i'll be like that MAN !

  • hahahahahahahahaha EPIC

  • reborn Rollo

  • More people like this in USA please!!!

  • What do I need to have taken .. ??!//...

  • Mir ist übrigens aufgefallen, dass die orthographisch reinsten und korrektesten Kommentare meistens Antworten von Metallern auf abwertende Posts von iwelchen kranken Hiphoppern sind, die nichteinmal jedes 2. Wort richtig schreiben können.

  • @MyBestAnimelWWW : Das is doch sowas von SCHEIßEGAL!!!! Zumindest bin ich der Meinung, dass seine Rechtschreibung deine bei weitem übertrifft(auch wenn ich die von ihm wohl noch nie gesehen hab, ist deine doch wohl eine Zumutung an jeden Menschen, der auch nur halbwegs Deutsch verstehen und schreiben kann)

  • Nur so neben bei weiss jemand was er Für Idiotische Bewegungen macht Soll das *Techno, Ober Freestily* Ober so Sein ??? Ich finds Lustig )=D Er Zapelt mit den Henden als op der Zukungen hat Ober So !!!!! xD

  • Der ist doch Dumm Im Kopf Ober ??? Ich finde so was *Scheise* Wen er Zeigen will das der Schwul ist Dan liber nicht auf der Straßßße =C (sonst Kommen die Bulen Und er würde für öffentliche bellestigung In's Gefängnis Kommen) Ober so =D Aber der ist schonn .Lol. )=D

  • I hope everyone is aware that this video fucking sucks.

  • mit dem würd ich mich nicht anlegen xD der is krass drauf ^^

  • xD

    

  • what's this song name

    ?????

  • @ASHPAIN001 DNR by Testament

  • CULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • The techno part was him spam-flexing his pectorals..?

  • This guy needs to lay of the speed!!!

  • why does he has an arm larger than the other one?

  • techno dancing viking zombies would be awesome