btw, ladies, not to be cynical--just real: Cruise is egocentrismo. A creep. And incidentally (not that it's bad, just inauthentic to the nth degree), he packs fudge in the closet, i.e., no woman completes him. Sorry for the news.
@NottinghamForest22 James Bond is complete without any women. He doesn't need anything external to be happy or whole. Women are other human beings to him. Human beings with desirable physical characteristics, who can warm the bed, or give birth to little james's. Wusses always lose! :D
I love that all the people in the background were divorced women... They were just talking about how mean and bad men were when he came and said his monologue... Awesome kind of irony...
@jesmes94 When he first walked in, her friends were in the room and he said "Hello". Sadly, that part wasnt included, so her line didnt make as much sense.
The Joker said this to Batman xD I thought it was hilarious cus look at how Tom Cruise says it here. The Joker was being romantic to Batman :3 Aww, it's true though without one the other wouldn't exsist. And the Joker was kind of right, it's like they were meant to do this xD
@DrPsiquiatra9 What they don't show here, is he walks into the room, he says, "Hello, I'm looking for my wife," and then gives a big speech, in which this is the very ending. He was struggling for words the entire time, and she's saying it wasn't necessary for him to give a big speech, 'cuz he had her at "hello"... just the fact that he came back for her meant everything. Here's the full scene:
@DrPsiquiatra9 I think it means he doesn't have say all those beautiful things, because she already wanted him back from the moment he stepped in the door and said 'hello'.
Really. This is why women are so crazy. What real man would ever say that. More like bitch get your ass over here sound better than. You had me at hello. LoL
The guy I saw in 02 still sends me love emails at work occasionally. Last one was new year's. I've only replied two times just to be nice. He was gorgeous, but a totally crazy ex marine. I could tell a couple crazy stories. My mom was here so he would come by and i would sneak out late at night. I need you as always Tim. Love you.
I know you called my mom, but you never left a number and you were already tucked away in my soul, so I couldn't think of what Tim would be calling. You are so forgiven, I will just need you to forgive me, but it wasn't intentional.
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Shut up ! YOU HAD ME AT HELLO .......CALM DOWN
trikblogger 3 days ago
you complete me too,tom cruise....!:*
53jolina 4 days ago
0:08 *stands up in theater* "FUCK. YOU."
TheBulldawg1991 1 week ago
THIS IS THE TALE!
kevinnguyen2011 1 week ago
Look if you run at Tom Cruise he is gonna say you had me at hello
miiiikku 1 week ago
Thumbs up if Patton Oswalt brought you here! "FUCK YOU!"
BuquiProductions 3 weeks ago 5
0:03-0:04 FUCK YOU!
MegaOrwell1984 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris completes everyone
OMAS1993 3 weeks ago
FUCK YOU!
TheKwistazHaderach 3 weeks ago
Heh, whenever you use it in another context, it will always be either very corny or very funny.
I use it to break tension with people, who are mad at me.
pulkmees 3 weeks ago 3
@pulkmees you .... complete me
OMAS1993 3 weeks ago
0:05 Fuck you!
NesKid99 1 month ago 4
wats de meaning of you had me at hello
BeauHappiHealz 1 month ago
@BeauHappiHealz Love at first sight kind of, or first "word"
buizy16 1 month ago
@buizy16 owww... like once he said hello to her..and she fell in love with him.
BeauHappiHealz 1 month ago
Lmfao !!!!!!! Great
theuser925 1 month ago
here is where all the great quotes come from:
We live in a cynical world
You complete me! :)
You had me at Hello! (I just came to say Hello)
a755238 1 month ago
Also here vis Sparrow/Bolton (thank you Google).
btw, ladies, not to be cynical--just real: Cruise is egocentrismo. A creep. And incidentally (not that it's bad, just inauthentic to the nth degree), he packs fudge in the closet, i.e., no woman completes him. Sorry for the news.
Yowzoe 1 month ago
tom cruise completes ME!
pd1296 1 month ago
Maaaaaaaaan that's sooo inspirational!
The day will come..the fay will come....
brayhanaran15 1 month ago
Renee is soo cute!
odiseoo97 1 month ago
i came here because Jack Sparrow song
chepalocota 1 month ago 3
@chepalocota ha ha ha ha.. i'm glad i'm not the only one :)
TheNenoXtreme 1 month ago
oh noooo this scene will forever remind me of the Joker
Falln4DarkAngel 1 month ago
Kill you?! I dont wanna kill you! You....complete....meeeeee
aidencurl 1 month ago
Patton fucking Oswalt.
thelastcollective 1 month ago
@thelastcollective FUCK YOU! hahahaha Patton is the man
icommentonurstuff 1 month ago
@icommentonurstuff It's like not jerking off for ten years and then PAINTING THE GARAGE!
thelastcollective 1 month ago
@thelastcollective I completely LMAO at that part, especially the line OH MY GOD, I'M SEEING DEAD KINGS! XD
MegaOrwell1984 3 weeks ago
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RobinTheBestt 1 month ago
why can't real love be like this
snipefestnoobs 2 months ago
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You had me at "my dick is 10 inches"
EdiBlazE 2 months ago
the night at the roxbury version is 100x better
footballpro768 2 months ago
barf*barf*barf*
TheAloudin 2 months ago
thumbs up if the song 'you had me at hello' by A Day To Remember brought you here ! :D
Palikos 2 months ago
@Palikos it did not, but gooooood song.
emmetLshavinski 2 months ago
"This is the best help group I've ever been in" LMAO !!!
etartsychicka1416 2 months ago 4
Shut up ! YOU HAD ME AT HELLO .......CALM DOWN
Jee120 2 months ago
lol...shut up Tom Cruise <.<
KDALove 2 months ago
All I think of is that one scene in the dark night when the Joker says this.
ivanscorpse 2 months ago
Joker's "you complete me" was much better.
MisterCovek 3 months ago 28
@MisterCovek everybodyelses "you complete me is better"
THEBeautyofebony 3 weeks ago
awww :)
roxyqueen2 3 months ago
tom handsome tom..
Vlincejohn 3 months ago
0:04 FUCK YOU
koniginator 3 months ago 5
The Joker's version was so much better!
phlearze 3 months ago 3
FUCK YOUUU!
DirtyMikeballin95 3 months ago 3
She completes Bolton too.
gosucoaching 3 months ago 6
Patton Oswalt
AHarmlessBlackMan 3 months ago
Fuuuuck off
isaacmccardle 3 months ago
Press 4 over and over again and let Tom tell you how he really feels. lol
kplez504 4 months ago
you had me at 'dicks fuck assholes'
BeerInAWineGlass 4 months ago
u had me at hello
dannybrown2011 4 months ago
James Bond never had to deal with this shit.
NottinghamForest22 4 months ago 105
@NottinghamForest22 - Amen brother!
Rocketryman 4 months ago
@NottinghamForest22 James Bond is complete without any women. He doesn't need anything external to be happy or whole. Women are other human beings to him. Human beings with desirable physical characteristics, who can warm the bed, or give birth to little james's. Wusses always lose! :D
Sorgutentarer 1 month ago
@NottinghamForest22 "50 'No's' and 1 'Yes' means yes."
6Anti6Hero7 1 month ago
0:04 - FUCK YOU!!
Slamm3er 4 months ago 4
FUCK YOU
JPBelmond0 4 months ago 4
FUCK YOU!!
ZEZEtheX 4 months ago 4
0:05 FUCK YOU!!
Kmerks606 4 months ago 4
Not sure how I haven't seen this movie, but I guarantee you I'm going to be cracking up when I do.
shinystuffff 4 months ago 3
"FUCK YOU!"
MrAlecksTv 4 months ago 4
"FUCK YOU!"
CoolerKing37 4 months ago 2
Thumbs up if you got sent here by patton oswalt.
Nucky420 4 months ago 3
the reason why I love close-ups
MorningShot4 4 months ago
you complete me....
kziuc 4 months ago
0:04 "FUCK YOU!"
DandyDizzy 4 months ago 2
Patton Oswald sent me here.
xplodingboy79 4 months ago 3
renee zellwegger is so gorgeous
saltypop13 4 months ago
i dedicate this to my ex girlfriend jessica who i almost married in 1998 this is our movie! she completes me and i miss her so much but shes gone(:
hotroddy97 5 months ago
@hotroddy97 Excuse the nosy-ness but if you dont mind me asking...What happened?
KesserCFC4eva 4 months ago
Xenu complete me!
4cellar2door0 5 months ago 4
all the other women in the room are crushed.... Rene has gone over to the hetero side... another loss for thair team.
jimaroo100 5 months ago
Isn't that sweet... PUKE
Deathlock84 5 months ago 4
This is like war of the clichés
BeMineForLong 5 months ago
@BeMineForLong Those things are cliche because of this movie. When it came out, though, it was the most romantic thing ever.
tabas1 5 months ago 3
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GAY! GAY! GAY!!! THAT WAS THE GAYEST SCENE I'VE EVER SEEN!
kelseygarcia21 5 months ago
Tom Cruise Completes me.
jspaz0 5 months ago
YOU HAD ME AT BACON!
sssloe 6 months ago
And this is the only place I can say your name...
Angie Yeo Bee Leng, you complete me.
You complete me...
But I cant be the only one saying it.
What do you want baby?
When you're ready. I will be here.
I love you Angie, I love you.
MrEthanities 6 months ago
"This is the best talking group ever." hahahha lawlz
CosmicLoveInTwilight 6 months ago
I love that all the people in the background were divorced women... They were just talking about how mean and bad men were when he came and said his monologue... Awesome kind of irony...
thedramafan77 6 months ago
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow!
TheFreshPrince2207 6 months ago 6
Michael Bolton watched his movie.
uncoolnerd 6 months ago 3
lmao ive seen this movie but i did not recall all those ppl sitting there watching the whole scene
qbanchick17 6 months ago
36 people are incomplete.
DiscipleofZoom 6 months ago
Memetic mutation.
Ragnarockalypse 7 months ago
CAN SOMEONE INTERPERATE THIS PLEASE. I DONT GET IT. "shut up you had me at hello"
jesmes94 7 months ago
@jesmes94 It is kind of like. Love at first sight but more like when he said hello to her she fell in love with him.
WakateruYO 7 months ago
@jesmes94 She means you don't have to say anything more
shubhangster 7 months ago
@shubhangster right thanks
jesmes94 7 months ago
@jesmes94 When he first walked in, her friends were in the room and he said "Hello". Sadly, that part wasnt included, so her line didnt make as much sense.
artistictalent 7 months ago
Never seen the movie, ROFLed when i saw that there were alot of people there. :)
madoxx96 7 months ago 70
@madoxx96 lmao i read your comment but didn't get it till i saw all the ppl sitting there haha!
gluue3 2 months ago
@madoxx96 an arrested development moment! i laughed so hard too.
bitteoszillierensie 2 months ago
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ttthefool 7 months ago
This is the tale, of Jerry MaGuire.
ttthefool 7 months ago 3
Scared Straight Version:
You complete my butthole.
MegaMr46 7 months ago
What did Bill Cosby say to the pudding pop?..
"U had me at Jello"
yungyacht 7 months ago 2
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
spoilt02 7 months ago
Love this scene (=
bubblebath934 7 months ago
i'm so close to crying!
anusiaa21 7 months ago
Captain Jack. Johnny Depp. Davy Jones. Giant Squid. Roger that, let me try with another film...
dragonair907 7 months ago 2
"you know this is the best talking group ive ever been to.."
Nichh94 7 months ago 3
What movie is it????
kiss010990 7 months ago
@kiss010990 jerry maguire
Smyyusuf 7 months ago
You had me at fuck you....HAHAHA GEORGE LOPEZ
jmoneyboy08 7 months ago
best part of the movie,,,n i cry everytime i hear it,,,,,,,u had me at hello,,,,what words,,,,,
with nothing else needed to be said,,,,,you had me at hello
munch1234567able 8 months ago
Just referenced this scene to a couple of girls who where born in the 90's and they had never even heard of this movie. I felt very old.
Mitchewith2ls 8 months ago 2
0:23 - 0:30 is exactly what I will say and do if I ever meet Ryan Giggs.
SuperHunt88 8 months ago
Cheese on toast. lol.
ticketyboooo 8 months ago
Blech!! This was a horrible and cheezy movie.
VanillaIcedLatte 8 months ago
what cheesy dialogue.
lunaretic3 8 months ago
Oh dear, Lonely Island "Jack Sparrow" brought me here :/
SpinningFaithProject 8 months ago 2
Thumbs up if you're here because of the ending of the Jack Sparrow song by The Konely Island! :D
Einehagen 8 months ago 5
i swear i saw this clip somewhere in a sad movie (not this movie)
Psfreakman300 8 months ago
0:47 Oo I thought they were sharing a private moment.
Aphradonis 8 months ago 6
A Day To Remember???
redcboy 8 months ago
boke
muzzler24 8 months ago
fuck the 32 people who disliked this video
AphroditesFlames 8 months ago 3
@AphroditesFlames
But I don't even know them
Deddily 8 months ago
How was this a suggestion from an angry duch comercal with baby's being kicked? LMAO
weinmj 8 months ago 2
@weinmj it's a Belgian commercial.
No Wait, that still doesn't make sense :D
Napoleon501ste 8 months ago
The Joker said this to Batman xD I thought it was hilarious cus look at how Tom Cruise says it here. The Joker was being romantic to Batman :3 Aww, it's true though without one the other wouldn't exsist. And the Joker was kind of right, it's like they were meant to do this xD
mcflysos 8 months ago 3
turns out michael bolton is a major cinephile
crazaytaylor 8 months ago 257
Who was thinking of the joker from the Dark knight when they were watching this clip?
john3000931 8 months ago 5
@john3000931 I swear to god, I was thinking the same thing xD I was gonna show my Joker loving best friend what he had said to bat man xD
mcflysos 8 months ago
32 people dont have the balls to say this to the one they love!
theonlyalphabet 8 months ago
@theonlyalphabet i say those same lines every woman i meet at bar
pArTyBOE82 8 months ago
In Soviet Russia, she had him at goodbye.
(P.S Keep pressing 6 repeatedly.)
RDBeatnik 9 months ago
@RDBeatnik in soviet rusha, your face had my fist
martymor69 9 months ago
@DrPsiquiatra9 What they don't show here, is he walks into the room, he says, "Hello, I'm looking for my wife," and then gives a big speech, in which this is the very ending. He was struggling for words the entire time, and she's saying it wasn't necessary for him to give a big speech, 'cuz he had her at "hello"... just the fact that he came back for her meant everything. Here's the full scene:
sunshine0630 9 months ago
w w w. soliloblog.*com/database/ *dramatic-male-monologues*/jerry- maguire- jerry- maguire- 3/
take out the spaces and the stars
sunshine0630 9 months ago
fuck, this's awesome. Why can't i do that.. I'm fuck up
lehai0609 9 months ago
i dont get what YOU HAD ME AT HELLO? can someone explaine me
DrPsiquiatra9 9 months ago
@DrPsiquiatra9 It means that she's loved him every since she met him, at "hello."
SoSBxo 9 months ago
@DrPsiquiatra9 I think it means he doesn't have say all those beautiful things, because she already wanted him back from the moment he stepped in the door and said 'hello'.
Artemisss1 8 months ago 2
I told my breakfast this morning: "You had me at bacon"
sumeone123 9 months ago 149
@sumeone123
HILARIOUS!
BenoitS42 5 months ago
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MORE BACON!!
VC106893 5 months ago
@sumeone123 hahahaha :D
Linnea259 4 months ago
LOL at the end 'this is the best taking group i've ever-"
cobbiecrooker 9 months ago
Its more like: "You had me at, Oh God, right there, right there...don't stop!"
bHuffy82 9 months ago
i told my iPhone ....'you had me at scrolling'
EcoDimension 9 months ago
Um...i still to this have never quite understood exactly why this scene is so famous
ThatVideoChick911 10 months ago
@ThatVideoChick911 it's famous because of the females. they love this shit!
LysergIY 10 months ago
Most of those women are freaking sexist! "Men are the enemy!"
wclac 10 months ago
@chookie369 From the same scene... and both in 10 seconds :P
Seanvdodge 10 months ago
Really. This is why women are so crazy. What real man would ever say that. More like bitch get your ass over here sound better than. You had me at hello. LoL
phlmaher 10 months ago
i haven't even scene this film but it looks cute
Frog869 10 months ago
Did he ever even say hello?
killzmastar 10 months ago 10
@killzmastar
at the beginning of the scene, he says to the ladies, "hello... hello.... i am looking for my wife..."
someweirdoboi2 9 months ago
@someweirdoboi2 Ah I see, thank you
killzmastar 9 months ago
@killzmastar
no problem. it doesn't stand out very much unless you are looking for it.
someweirdoboi2 9 months ago
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@killzmastar
no problem. it doesn't stand out very much unless you are looking for it.
someweirdoboi2 9 months ago
two of the cheesiest lines in romantics.
gotta love it.(:
xxPWAMBxx 10 months ago 3
I guess he would be incomplete without her. Kinda scary for a grown man. He should maybe see a doctor.
jenlans 10 months ago
@jenlans who's coming with me?
TheDudeman619 10 months ago
That was a bit too mushy for my taste....
myburningpassion 11 months ago
this is me and jessica my daughter arins mothers lines
hotroddy97 11 months ago
Eeeeeep! Hi Tom Cruise!!! :D
horseperson900 11 months ago
SHANE DAWSON SENT ME HERE
DominicTrotter2012 11 months ago 5
@DominicTrotter2012 which vid? i don't remember sadly :(
RustleXer 11 months ago
@0:33
vipentertainment 11 months ago
You borrowed my cello.
nioor 11 months ago
he would have had me as soon as he entered
meepmeepvr00m 11 months ago
So that's where this came from...
cinnawaffls 11 months ago
i was going along with it yeah. THEN SOME FUCKIN PEOPLE JUST SHOWED UP SITTING IN A FUCKING FUCUS GRUOP. WHAT????
crazylittleangel9 11 months ago 2
You had me at hello..:')
AngelLove890 11 months ago
that was soo cheesy...
fede018 11 months ago 3
The guy I saw in 02 still sends me love emails at work occasionally. Last one was new year's. I've only replied two times just to be nice. He was gorgeous, but a totally crazy ex marine. I could tell a couple crazy stories. My mom was here so he would come by and i would sneak out late at night. I need you as always Tim. Love you.
duste134 11 months ago
Cruise and Zellweger elevate a scene that could have been so corny into a moving portrait of redemption.
Guigley 11 months ago 8
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ZaireBetter 11 months ago
@ZaireBetter that's kind of the idea
g0nz0 11 months ago
Shut up, just shut up....you had to show me your fellow
lemmedasker 11 months ago
I know you called my mom, but you never left a number and you were already tucked away in my soul, so I couldn't think of what Tim would be calling. You are so forgiven, I will just need you to forgive me, but it wasn't intentional.
duste134 11 months ago
Goodnight goodbye kiss (gee, maybe I should've had a copyright on that.). Sweet dreams to all. And to the hottest man on earth. Until tomorrow...
duste134 11 months ago
Weeeeeeeeeak. Laaaaaaaaaaaaame.
haruhistnumber5 11 months ago
i havnt finished seeing the movie so lmao i wasnt expecting people there i thought they was alone lmao
DuDezInBoredom 1 year ago
LOL "you know this is the best talking group i've ever been to...." hahahah
dendara100 1 year ago