Grand Theft Auto IV / Richard Bastion Show / (Part 1 of 3)

[dydx09]

Eat lead you al-Con-Queso motherfuckerrrr!!! LOL

[collegegoer45]

I agree with everything he say's. No lie.

[AgGaLeEz44]

You know that these calls were actually real? lol it's true

[Brady736]

My fuck. Whoever talked on this radio station (Real life actor) I wonder how he keeps from laughing his ass off?

[TheStu1974]

luv hearing this while doing hangmans noose with the noobs .....

[ZombieApocalyps]

This is so true of America now.... Rockstar is making fun of us with this and i totally agree!

[sly0712b]

jason sudekis rocks lol!!

[Sk3L370R]

Richard Bastion "My penis is closely shaped to the size of a tennis ball container!"

[GSEagle85]

They need to have more of these in upcoming GTA's and also Saints Row's, this shit is hilarious!!!

[zepps88]

"eat lead you al con queso motherfucker!" lmao

[Kveli100]

He said al conqueso lmfao

[shreddintheaxe]

@Kveli100 their the worst kind

[Kooscoose]

Jason Sudekis! lmfao

[domanddev]

i once just sat in my car and did nothin so i could listen to this its hilarious

[ZombieApocalyps]

@domanddev lol same

[xXShadowAssasinXx]

The 1 dislike is from the liberal Kate.

[AppleUploader]

5:39 LMFAO!!! :D that shit is hilarious

[RUMELSKIN]

haha nice parody on Rush Limbaugh lol

[jamesswisher1234]

best part starts at 4:08

[peteralan11]

Lmao Jason sudeikis is the man. This is satire by the way..

[WillHurricane]

I Love Conservatives!!!

Oh, and Liberals are douches....

LOL

[TennesseeKang]

shawn hannity 3000, lol

[Ishvires]

I love that freak's voice and what he is saying :D He sees a terrorist in his sight :D Maybe someone knows caller's name ? :D

[ace19901227]

The funny thing is that all the callers are REAL callers! Rockstar put out a number and asked people what they thought was wrong with America.

[lilrich7295]

Bastion Buddy for life!

[maidenjapan66]

And the trannies, don't even get me started on the trannies... It's very confusing, I'm looking at a woman, I'm talking to a woman, I see the woman's penis, now I'm confused!

[BlueChameleon01]

I AM YOUR HOST, THE MAN THEY CALL GHOST

[dydx09]

How do you download this? I have to have it on my ipod so that I can listen to Richard Bastion during school.

[TheKeyesProduction]

@dydx09 Vidtomp3.com and den enter da url link at da bottom of da ov dat websites pages.

[TheDanrox110]

RB 2012

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

Hilarious and intelligent political satire.

[FoxPaul1]

I lol'd at the furry part.

[Italia543]

I got aloooot of guns and a pretty impressive penis

[WarbucksL]

@Italia543

well, you know, that's all you really need.

[XxSPiiiDeRMaNxX]

Ima bastion buddy

[XxSPiiiDeRMaNxX]

lazlow homo homo

[MisterMysterious]

I've got a lot of guns... and a pretty impressive penis!

[dusk19491]

4:08 FUCKIN' AL CONQUESO!!

[TheReddevil0121]

richard:id love to give him a hard stoper from burger shot shove a slice of apple pie up his ass and salute that guy!

lol!!

[imre420]

Richard Bastion makes Rush Limbaugh look like a Dirty Commie!

[hotdogman67]

I'm an actual conservative Republican, and this shit's fucking hilarious. 

[HeyWhosThatGuy]

Jason Sudekies :D

[shoopdawhoop217]

Hahaha OMG this is so fucking funny! Hahaha! Thank you!

[yostoyou]

Hey! it's Schmitty!

[zach92zach]

"To see a million foreigners with their thumbs up their asses turn into glass"

[WormagHD]

@zach92zach Can you speak English you dumb mexican?

[IkusaSamurai]

DUUUUUUDE LOLLLLLLL

[MALORY900]

yo!!!:D its jason sudeikis

[Julez117isKIA]

@MALORY900 I KNEW IT!!!!

[6simpatikos]

he's the guy from horrible bosses!!!..lol

[deanmacjr]

Richard: Ok. Goin' to the phones.

Random caller: Yeah, um, I want to talk about that guys penis. it sounds awesome!

Richard: No, no no no! next caller

LMFAO

[greendaysaint8302]

See now that is a true American. I just wanna give that guy a heart stopper from burger king, shove a slice of apple pie up his ass, and salute him. That son of a gun loves America!

LMFAO

[WormagHD]

@greendaysaint8302 You're such a retard, it's Burger Shot - not fucking Burger King.

Go die you stupid NIGGER.

[lovehornybars]

@WormagHD dude calm down...

[WormagHD]

@lovehornybars STOP BEING SUCH A NIGGER

[MrBadassMusic]

@WormagHD umad faggot?

[MrBadassMusic]

@WormagHD Awwww.. Fail troll needs attention.. @everyone, Message WormagHD saying "Hi". There, now you can have all the attention you want.

[AngryBF2Nerd]

@MrBadassMusic hey, i flagged the guy for spam for now. if he causes more trouble ill block his account so he cant troll you anymore :P

[TheElemental1991]

WKTT, because i love my country and if you don't, fuck you and your fat wife!

[drummerdo0od]

Jason Sudeikis before he got famous...

[12anded]

4:05  Al Con Queso's

[StAraqiel]

@IMAGIMATIONanimation Neither.

[360Nomad]

0:20 Breasts are AWESOME!!!

[kyidd]

YEA I WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT GUYS PENIS IT SOUNDS AWSOME!!!! NO NO NO NO NO NEX CALLERR LMAOO

[CesarV88]

this shit is soo funny lol

[OpFor4]

this is jason sedeikis for sure

[TheGoodChap]

@OpFor4 No. It's Rush Limbaugh... It's blatant, he mentions that he abuses prescription drugs for one.

[OpFor4]

@TheGoodChap dont bullshit me. u cant bullshit a bullshitter

[infernoburrito]

@OpFor4 and you are correct.

[shreddintheaxe]

that is a true american. i just wanna give that man a heart stopper from burger shot, shove a slice of apple pie up his ass and salute that guy. that son of a gun loves america lol. Richard Bastion owns

[TheSonorama21]

JASON SUDEIKIS! man, this is some funny stuff. he needs a real-life show.

[cr4yv3n]

reminds me of M. Savage xD

[TheRacketBoss]

this is basically glenn beck XD

[FatalxEmbrace]

@TheRacketBoss It's actually supposed to be a pardoy of Rush Limbaugh. :P

[MrSlaide]

Lol, this would be less funny if America and Americans really weren't like this.

[keeth33]

i wanna talk about that guys penis? no,n-n-no next caller

[jpablomlopez]

If I had all the time in the world that i waist on explaining things to women. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Wyattearpp]

Reminds me of the Rob Arnie and Dawn show lol

[lizichell2]

@NewFriendRequest92 Nahh, Lazlow rules.

[sharkwave08]

Eat Lead!

[sharkwave08]

eat lead!

[verdigo1]

This would blow the Colbert Report out of the water if it went public.

[fudgefreak105]

i started watching the cleveland show and holt's voice sounded familiar...now i know why!

[smartAlec003]

"ya know, science is only good when it teaches you how to turn a million ungrateful foreigners into glass... that im givin a thumbs up to" lolz

[SelfDisgust]

If you want to get the mp3's of this for your mp3 player/ipod/smartphone go to google and type in youtube to mp3, and click on the first one. The rest should be self explanitory.

Have fun.

[Crossfade543]

breasts are filthy cover them up or someonew ill call him about there penis

[GrowlanserDragoon]

Best show ever

[chuckups]

took me a long time to find this. jason sudeikis is the best

[ULTIMATEBROLY1]

"i say feel but feel with your fist alright the hammers that god gave you on the end of each arm" HAHAAHAHAHA

[hemanscodpiece]

where can I dl the mp3 file for my ipod?>

[hemanscodpiece]

you dont need geography to kill terrorists........classic

[Tbagurdrumset94]

jason sudeikis from SNL!

[tigervision7]

@Tbagurdrumset94 yea, fucking love this guy :D

[killerperson23]

AWESOME



[lild666]

haha he sounds exactly like glenn beck

[kosimitz]

Jason Sudeikis is awesome and hilarious. The first time I heard this I was guessing that it was him.

[StAraqiel]

No, no, no. Liberals and [neo]conservatives want big government. They just differ in where they think the government should be big. Liberals want a welfare state, neocons want a warfare state.

[IMAGIMATIONanimation]

@StAraqiel

Question is, which of the two do you prefer?

[Spartan168]

FUCKING SPANISH TERRORISTS

[jafri]

Will you gonna upload some radio commercials on it? IF you don't be sure to check out his channel named 'icantthinkofone418'. He's uploaded all of it's commercials with 4 @ 5 missing. commercial names courtesy of GTA wiki.

[CoDaNdGtA4]

now on independence day you know i like to find a nice indian casino and celebrate by trying to steal their shit again LOL!

[MEpianist]

THIS IS HILARIOUS

[jackanoryjames]

I love my country... I would love to tongue-kiss the statue of happiness... Just reach my hand underneath that big smock she's wearing...

..

and just give her a nice "freedom squeeze"...?

[foof811]

I always thought of Richard Bastion as the in game Glen Beck.

[nathenh]

@foof811 not even close to Glenn Beck actually. Maybe more like Limbaugh in the way he yells though. Glenn actually cares about America and is a true conservative. Richard Bastion is a major liberal since he supports big government and is against freedoms. This was made to make fun of conservatives but all this does it show how ignorant liberals are lol whcih is why I get entertained by it haha

[foof811]

@nathenh no i meant the voice was similar.

[greatjob13]

@nathenh no sir, if you are against all freedoms (personal/economic), thats totalitarianism, facism, etc.

[TheDAWinz]

@nathenh no thats a republican, liberals are the other way around, and thats why people hate liberals

[lucashp550]

@nathenh Uh no liberals do not support big government at all and believe all freedom (some even going as far as abortion and drugs) (which im not saying is right or wrong btw) Please learn your politics dude.

[kjaoend]

Dudes like nathenh would believe any damn thing he hears on television.

[kjaoend]

Richard Bastion would make an GREAT host on fox news! lol

[cryptokid138]

eat lead you alconqueso motherfucker!!!! *bullets and screams*

[collegegoer45]

This needs to be a regular thing on SNL. Well, when SNL starts getting good again.

[rrjt1011]

richard bastion is a parody of rush limbaugh

[hottails]

You've gotta trust me here, I've been fined a lot for talking about the size of my penis. I mean, it is closely shaped to a tennis ball container. I'm just gonna leave it at that.

ROFL. i love this game.

[JimmythePenguin210]

Freedom squeeze lol

[D0CCON]

Does anybody else think his name was based off of Rich Bastard?

[tanner5534]

Science is good when you can turn a million ungrateful foreigners into glass! lmao 

[wdsa8d]

jason sudeikis from SNL!

[squirrelow]

i used to be a HUGE fan of lazlow.... but then i met Richard.... Lazlow has failed many many times. now give Richard a shot!

~squirrelow, a proud bastion buddy

[TaqiyyaExposer]

Time to let fly with some bullets... He is a true American hero. fucking spic terrorists.

[Noobtac]

Does anyone know if there's a new Richard Bastion show in the expansions ( The Ballad of Gay Tony and the Motorcycle expansion ). ???

[AngryBF2Nerd]

@Noobtac no, but there is a new lazlow show

[cryptokid138]

@AngryBF2Nerd Fuck Lazlow he has a clown name

[freakkiller277]

@Noobtac no they added the martin serious show

[TheRyangarratt]

@Noobtac It isn't Richard Bastion anymore on tbogt/tlad there is the wktt radio but it is with martin serious who is ever better :D

[RoosterBrothers]

Thank you so much for this. I couldn't find this anywhere els on the net but here you have the best quality. Thanks.

[5324er]

sounds so clear without the sound of me constantly crashing my car and banging hookers.

[AroundSun]

sounds just like Rush

[jgardstein]

"Science is good when it teaches you how to turn a million ungrateful foreigners into glass."

[bluefurr]

@sexygirlanneable

awesome!

[LibraryTales]

Richard Bastion No.1!

Jason's the man

[wulfshelmut]

Wow this is nothing like real conservatives at all. This show sucks ass. Hopefully lazlow is not as dumb.

[TheAngelsDown]

@wulfshelmut

It's supposed to be humorous man.

[HERPADERPIST]

@wulfshelmut youre a fucking idiot.

[MEpianist]

@wulfshelmut Maybe you'd enjoy "Intelligent Agenda" better if you can't handle parody.

[pjmgamer0]

"Eat Lead you el con queso Mother Fucker!!!"

Friggin HILARIOUS

[PoptartPoole]

@pjmgamer0 that guys my hero

"Eat Lead you el con queso Mother Fucker"

[dhfial1]

"put the tongues back in their bags, I don't want to see it!" lol!

[winnryautomail]

Lazlow was better. This guy scares me. Richard BASTARD.

[dydx09]

Lol, you should send this to glenn beck.

[HappyChappyInc]

"Yea umm, I heard you talking 'bout that guys penis, it sounds awesome!" "No, no no no, next caller." LMAO

[Beholder552]

Just his voice makes me laugh

[Mcheetah]

My head exploded when I found out that that's Jason Sudeikis (from "Saturday Night Live"). It's like, OH...! Now I hear it! It DOES sound like him! Not like when he does Joe Biden, or the Women's Sports commentary, but still...

I thought he sounded just like the short Republican guy, Holt, from "The Cleveland Show." I checked IMDB to find out that THAT is Jason Sudeikis, as well!

[gncg2]

4:09 - 5:20 best part

[pjmgamer0]

@gncg2 HAHA YEAH el con queso terrorist LOL

[Jaypwn101]

Damn Liberals

[RayPinpillage]

OMG Sounds like Hannity combined with Limbaugh

[CKatanik93]

I ain't just whistlin' Dixie here, nobody and I mean nobody likes a whistler or a whistle blower

[bluefurr]

When this comes on WKTT on GTAIV i turn my tv volume up to half max volume and just cruise drive very slowly or.... stop the car and hold the camera button for different views as this mans really does need to get a daily podcast. Come on Bastion could solve the BP Crises!

[SolidSnakeRules]

sometimes Richard Bastion sounds like Yusuke Urameshi

[AllanT101]

he's supposed to be rush limbaugh.

it's funny because it doesn't depict conservatives at all :P

[SolidusOtacon]

@AllanT101 Lol seems like it portrays their heads up their asses.

[GTAHomeVideos]

Fuckin love WKTT!!

[DedMunkEReborn]

"Lemme tell ya, I love my country. I would love... to tongue kiss the Statue of Happiness; ya know just reach my hand up that big smock she's wearing, and and give her a nice freedom squeeze!" XD BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

[rokkdude5454]

God dammit, this is why i love this country.

[collegegoer45]

This is my dad.

[darthsasuke554]

GIVE RICHARD BASTION A WEEKLY PODCAST NOW!!!!!

[oblivious108]

@darthsasuke554 AMEN BROTHER!!!

[porsche911sbs]

Excellent. "We gotta outlaw all the wrong religions. Okay, 'cause that way we can finally be free in the nation." "Feel, but feel with your fists, alright, right there, the hammers that God gave ya'." "There are a lot great traditions left... like hating open-minding liberals and spreading unsubstantiated slurs about them." "If our children know about other countries, there's less time spent teaching them about America's superiority. You don't need geography to kill terrorists."