300: Now You're a Man!

[sl1k3st]

I was brought here from a codeo of a 20sum yr old getting laid anyone else?

[rectusdominus666]

'givit all ya got ah!' XD

[rongdisk23]

Im going to follow my friend around playing this song when he gets laid.

will be a glorious day.

[bectemma5000]

(ﺧ益ﺨ)

[bectemma5000]

Now your a mwyan

[rectusdominus666]

epic as hell

[jpaulin81]

guy in a bear mask getting fucked by atoy horse.....thats wat broguht me here..anyone else?

[MrTrollinURmom]

Is it just me, or does this sound like it belongs in a Rocky montage?

[eadlie24]

YOU'RE A MAEN MAEN MAEN MAEN! NOW YOU'RE A MAEN!!

[rantingmike]

I bet the spartans were so awsome they reached their massive arms into time, grabbed this song, and forced it to submit to becoming the Spartan National Anthem.

[AshHaryu1]

@rantingmikeKratos prolly did it.

[BkkCollin]

ALL THE DAMN INTERNETSS FOR YOU!

[Shargrailar]

A defining point of any truly great civilization is the pit of death you can kick assholes into!

[chickentenders007]

(\__/)

(=o.o)=

(v(")(") bunny bitches

[IamXeden]

My friends played this for me as I exited the car I jsut had sex in. akward but fucking hilarious!

[Tirachi]

This song fits the movie perfect ^^ it would fit the comedy meat the spartans as well ^^ Great job!

[TheJulianthegreat]

This song was said to be created by Jesus after he fought a bear with his bare hands while fucking Megan Fox on his Harley Davidson jumping over the Grand Canyon. If you don't believe me look it up.

[SSRogue88]

@TheJulianthegreat Why couldn't this song have been credited to Muhammad, Allah, Buddha, Shiva, or any other number of false deities? Why do people always have to pick on Jesus, Our Lord and Savior? He was peaceful in the Bible, and dealt with stupidity, but when he returns, rest assured, he will do anything but.

[TheJulianthegreat]

@SSRogue88 Because Jesus was a bad ass. Personally, as a fan of Zombie Jesus, I think he can kick Buddha's ass anytime. Also if Jesus didn't ride a Harley than what the fuck did he ride, a Prius? Fuck that, Jesus kicks ass and takes names.

[CIEGE1000]

@SSRogue88 Jesus did believe in turning the other cheek but only to your own people, however if a foreigner slaps you feel free to put 'em in the hospital. Islam has very strict rules on fucking, which is why Allah cant be included. but if what makes a man is the women on his arm with big titties, why isn't it credited to Zeus? He fucked EVERYONE!

[shred901]

haha is that onemaeous from spartacus at the start ?

[SumerianWolf]

"Have you ever seen the movie Clash of the Titans?" :)

[time2inspect]

@SumerianWolf i dont wanna sound queer or nothin but i think unicorns r kickass : l

[TheHappySD]

So manly the her hand turned into a mans at 1:41.

[karinosai]

My cock is now a shotgun.

[PivotproTAF]

20 People are women

[zenburger]

sarah connor got boned doggy style, no way!

[zenburger]

live it live it!

[chickmagnet12able]

No it's probably the titties

[MrFootballfan85]

i think i am a man now!

[icemanshiz]

This was well pit together.

[hitmanchild]

Guys...I'm not sure, but I think my dick is holding a spear...

[Pyroproctos]

@hitmanchild 300 is all about dicks holding spears...

[Webski1000]

I am now a MAN!!!!!!

[BigxShanexDawsonxFan]

That just made me think differently of Sparta... O.o

[davidbjr3]

all the hair on my chest just burned away and twice as much grew back

[benlaneconnor]

Put this in the background of my sex-ed project.

Got an A+ just for the song.

[Darai]

My balls turned to gold and my cock to steel only because of watchin'

[Rodshark75]

Spartans have a different idea of what constitutes big titties! Leonidas had more cleavage than his wife!

[StygianNight]

I grew a ZZ Top beard just watching this clip.

[StygianNight]

19 people didn't give it all they've got to fight to the top so we can know their stories.

[sagrath69]

@StygianNight Or they have a girlfriend with small titties.

[badkluster]

I've grown a beard just by listening to this

[badkluster]

NAO YOU'RE A MAOAOAN

[MrFluffay]

MY OVARIUMS JUST BECAME TESTICLES

[slpknotfrdawrld]

@MrFluffay Ovariums?

[arson135]

epic! always feel like a MAN after playin this song!!

[scullyy]

LIVE IT LIVE IT!

[fixxxor12]

im a little girl and i just grew a dick listening to this song

thanks trey

[ErikChavezJR]

this song put hair on my chest and im only 5

[UrbanLeema]

My pubic hairs grew 12,000 miles longer and strangled a gorrila while listening to this song.

[Serieth]

@UrbanLeema The fuck.

[Slayton1978]

A real man don't need 3D glasses to watch 3D movies. He shakes his head and twitch his eyes so fast to watch one.

[cenerozzzz]

"What makes a man is it the women in his arms, just cause she has big tities? Or Is it the way, he fightsievery day?.. No, it's probably the tities!"

[SredTV]

Now you're a Mey-AAAn

[bobmocky]

18 people arn't a man

[starwars501stfan]

@bobmocky arent men

[benlaneconnor]

Epic song+300=OMGWTFBBQEPIC

[SLIMSHADY1357]

@benlaneconnor lol bbq?

[trigsboy3]

Lol this song is hilarious



[capitandelfuego]

Before this song I was a 15 year old crack head with no direction in life. Now I am on the Dean's List at the University of Arizona and just got an 92% on my Physics E&M test. Thank you man song

[cjstorm16]

I lost my virginity before my dad.

[halfNERD17]

i didnt know persians were black

[DefenderJP55]

i just gre a chuck norris beard......WITH A FIST BEHIND IT!!!!

[v4lor149]

Great song, Great vid.

[will201030]

before listening to this song i was a weedy 15 year old kid, after this song i am now rivaling chuck norris's power

[RoketTM]

I'm pretty sure if you're a virgin listening to this song it counts as your first time.

[66fathead666]

@RoketTM lol

[zavalachris98]

@RoketTM lol, fuck yeah! lol. 

[AntiXaldin]

I need to climb a mountain now

[capitandelfuego]

I just grew my first pube

[Major8s]

now i have two fern trees growing out of my armpits

[creal415]

LMAO!!!!

[godofdarknes]

ＴＨＩＳ　ＶＩＤＥＯ　ＭＡＤＥ　ＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＮ

[assweaverproductions]

no its probebly the TITIES!!!

[SKFD68]

I grew chest hair and a mountain man beard, and I'm a three year old girl.

[clayvision]

i believe ive just grown a second pair of testicles :O

[YuberSepiroth]

MY DICK GROWS UP TO 12 INCHES

[burby8100]

This should be the theme song for some kind of male enhancement commerical.

[jcgarza22]

I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing... but i do believe that Orgazmo could beat the shit out of Leonidas

[goofykicksass]

@jcgarza22 it all right because chuck norris could beat Orgazmo any day

[aharman314]

ＴＨＩＳ　ＶＩＤＥＯ　ＭＡＤＥ　ＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＮ

[TheGrimHamster]

he he he mudmonster

[O812John]

Fuck this song is the shit

[alexmillington1998]

17 peoples girlfriends didnt have big tities :P

[c4r50n1]

The sex scene in 300 is so akward.

[dustyjuiceboy]

I just grew a third testicle!

:D

[th3m0vingshad0w]

My dick just choked a man to death, THANKS VIDEO!

[ThatBlackaneseKid107]

My penis just became Chuck Norris.

[wassabia]

now your a MAAN!!!!!!

LOVE IT

[D3SCENSI0N]

Leonidas is all that is man. Much of his power is derived from his lips.

[Peetree777]

You can tell its the southpark makers who wrote this

[monstermove1994]

I love hard cock in my butthole!

[adamwpowley]

16 people arent a MAYUN!

[CallumJStewart]

My dick just grew a fist.

[clownwithoutmakeup]

@CallumJStewart my fist just grew a dick

[gamer4837]

@CallumJStewart are you Chuck Norris?

[Xile108]

@CallumJStewart ....oh shit...

[GoodDoseOfRock]

one of the manliest film characters ever seen. and he's got a scottish accent.... just saying...

[Drakosgames]

What is this, i don't even...

This, my friends, is the manliest song on the planet

[tatsujinMasurao]

@Drakosgames From your lips to god's ears. Manliest song ever. In fact, it's so manly, that hearing makes you grow full beard.

[Drakosgames]

@tatsujinMasurao Well said, manly man, well said.

[Keddej08]

I was sent this song on my 18th birthday. Try and think of a better present. I dare you!

[goat210210]

@Keddej08 ummmmmm it can't be done

[vdentjr]

@Keddej08 the man song being sung by chuck norris lol

[gryphonklaw]

I swear my dick just grew by listening.

[ChargersLVII]

This is officially the manliest video on youtube.

[InsaneLionsFan]

ima listen to this when i play black ops

[Pr0xiNo]

Big titties indeed

[gorteous]

I FEEL LIKE RIDING A MOTERCYCLE MADE OF TITTES!

[Khonnell]

this was the first song that I put on after getting laid.

[sheeplover123]

My dick twitched.

[FlameAngelBG]

It perfectly fits with stan's dad Randy's voice and I imagine him fighting with all redneck dads on the baseball match xD he's really manly.

[AdvancedTraceur]

Actually it was a very tight linen similar to kevlar with bronze plating. The shield was wood with bronze plating and leather coating that, they also had bronze plating from the knees down so the felinx was an indestructible wall of death, because the armor was so strong and the only openings were the eyes.

[cale42]

@AdvancedTraceur

It is spelled Phalanx.

And it was not indestructible. Just ask the Romans. They kicked the shit out of every Phalanx they ran across. Including the Spartans.

[AdvancedTraceur]

@cale42 yeah spartans are overated, they only did so well agianst the persians because they were just slaves given a wicker shield and sword and told to kill people who have trained there whole lives.

[cale42]

@AdvancedTraceur

Not entirely correct. Conscripts did make up a good portion of the Persian Army, but most were indeed trained soldiers. However, their equipment, training, and discipline were inferior to the Spartans when forced to fight close in. The Persians brought the wrong tool for the job and payed for it.

[TheDarkhelmet001]

@cale42 you are all freaking nerds

[cale42]

@TheDarkhelmet001 No, we went to college.

[iamageek1000]

Listening to the Iron Man theme song from the 90s and then this actually made my beard grow in faster.

[maggnus89]

haha omfg YES!

[unhappyshmoe]

a real man would let the rain hit him in the face 1:58 IN THE FACE

[maverycks90]

'THE WILL POWER'

[beckwithpj]

NOW YOU'RE A MAAAAAAN

[vtmike13]

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THIS SONG. CUZ I AM A MAYONNNNN!!!! AND THAT'S WHY I TYPE IN ALL CAPS. WHENEVER I WANT.

[pinkarcticfoxyy]

cool!

[MrKalil2009]

mao mao

[kuissi0]

u can tell that this vid attracts some awesome people since it hasn't been flagged in 3 years

[Dwhales4]

If a baby spartan doesn't fit into the skin tight speedo it is thrown off the cliff.

[ThatScottishGuy2010]

mad awesome

[MrMuckingfexicans]

0:13

[Dwhales4]

Real spartans fought nude. Is it just me or is that a little gay?

[Asian6606]

@Dwhales4 lol...They fought nude because it was a battle strategy. They knew that when they are charging their enemies, they would be caught off gaurd when they see a bunch of buff naked guys running towards them...lol...Frontal male nudity can make an army of a thousand hyped up soldiers to guys wondering why their fighting naked buff guys and leaving some gender confused...lol

[MovingTarget85]

@Dwhales4 Pfft, that's MAYONLY

[RiddickThePragmatic]

@Dwhales4 You are a moron.

[Dwhales4]

@RiddickThePragmatic said the moron

[RiddickThePragmatic]

@Dwhales4 how can anybody take a moron's words seriously? Think about it... oh wait, you're a moron.

[weepaul666]

@RiddickThePragmatic NOW YOU'RE A MORON

[12alks09]

@Dwhales4 No they did not. The fought in bronze armor. They did work out naked though. Presumably because Underarmor didn't exist yet.

[davelovesdrums]

Played this to my bro when he got his GCSE results. Best present ever?...

[Cpt50Caliber]

@davelovesdrums

definatley :)

[Deathuntneki4]

1:00 NAW YOU'RE A MAYO!!!

[AfroclownZ]

LOL nice opening

[doktormozg]

MAD MAN?

[jayparrish1]

"now your a mayn, a mayn mayn mayn now your a mayn a mayny mayny mayn! mayn mayn mayn mayn! you are now a mayne, YOUR A MAAAAAAYYYNEEEE!!!!!"

[B1GSTARS]

I like when they say "Man"

[Xzenoangel]

epic!!!

[Cooltuber453]

This video is so manly it would make Chuck Norris grow chest hair.

[sinkorswim88]

@Cooltuber453 chuck norris could make chuck norris grow chest hair

[uglycassanova1979]

this could have been so much better....I appreciate the effort but there is a second half to this movie with actual fight scenes...

[Hound419]

This is the perfect song for a barmitsva if you think about it lol!

[beachamboys11]

go stans dad!!!!

[Jackthemeat]

Live it! Live it!!!

[TheSkyIsBrown]

I can now make fists with my pubic hair from listening to this song

[RealMagicZz]

BME 3 music and music for a video of a guy sucking himself. :)

[potterspuppetpal]

I just grew hairs on my chest and I'm 4.

[liquidfreak]

@potterspuppetpal you're not 4

[markothevrba]

@liquidfreak No duhhhhhhh -.-

[terenceandphillip74]

@potterspuppetpal young man y do u have a youtube account?!

[davefan16]

give it all you gotttteeeeh to fight to the topeeeeehh

[blindoutlaw]

Its funny, matt stone and trey parker actually hated 300, but still its a great mix

[em0andl33t]

Better than the damn overused remixes.

[citiboy150]

NOW YOUR A MAUN!!!! was my favorite part

[MegamagRC]

Now you're a MAAOON!!!

[MIDWAYMARTH]

i workout to this song every fucking night!

[br0wnbr0th4]

"what makes a man, is it the woman in his hands just because she has big titties? or is it the way he fights everyday....no it's probably the titties!"

BEST LYRICS EVER~

[goat210210]

@br0wnbr0th4 yeah

[Srikali]

this is probably the first, good, fan-made music video I've ever seen

[shincyriades]

Manliest video of manly EVER. Live it, live it!

[societyskates]

Live it! Live it!

[iceolator666]

1:25 - 1:54 MANLY

[ooohpie]

i was singin this song at work today cuz im a man

[homeyG75]

Heh. They fell in Earth's asshole.

[therlihy1]

No it's probably the titties...

[trekkie00]

MAAHAN!! DX