Dj Pie Safety : Knife Safety

[ban3nab]

hahah 0:40 wtf??



[Dissruptance]

No, don't worry. I expected this to happen.

[KamiSilver]

this one goes out to all the BAKERZ on the street!

[MySistersCamera]

Such a gem from Weebl

[TheAdamtheClown]

...mrweebl? I wasn't really expecting this... Oh well, still great. :D

[Lollyholly99]

MOAR DJ PIE SAFETY.

[dougaholic]

I'd love to see the government commission you for their anti-smoking ads haha (I live in Aus and our government churns out thousands of shitty anti-smoking ads)

[Serek102]

has someone a lyrics?

[dragonbaas]

dj pie safety is the best dj ever

[completlylegend1990]

a tupac of eminems cost 50 cent, that's ludicrous

[Airpi]

wob wob wobwobwob wob wob wobwobwob

[satyrulak]

dirrrrty baseline!

[FTfilm]

His singing would fit Reggea too ;D

[crowkisses]

Crack stuntman does a better job :P

[EMOcoreFaN]

the beat is badass :D

[Teensailing]

this fuck up was used in our knife safety meeting at work today... this dude needs some pussy

[m3iscoolerthanyou]

@Teensailing ur an idiot. this guy has obvious tupoc influence so he must get pussy.

if u seriously that stupid THIS IS A JOKE!

[moxiox93]

@m3iscoolerthanyou 1. its Tupac, with an A and 2. I don't see the influence.

[kirstyovyo12]

I love this

[FilikB]

This video where in russian [asult swim] channel called 2x2

[Technobanana]

This is brillaint :)

[Carltoso]

Now that sure is primitive

[dillgang]

hehe co za poje...uss :) good wyjebane hehe



[MCDoomCarrot]

if they had these kinda commercials so many people would laugh and stop doing bad things :D

[presnellisSparta]

lol at his shirt "meh". that'd be perfect nobody would except you to do any work!

[TheInstantBacon]

knowledge is powaaaa

weebl = amazing

[yahoozle123]

NOW LOOK AT MY WIFE

"I'm so hawt"

YES SHE IS HAWT SHE IS HAWT SHE IS SO HAWT

[Zaltrekz]

I luv u

[yahoozle123]

FUKIN TUNE

[veelmensen]

i want his fucking shirt! xD

[sEmbOii]

lol XD

[Groundoni]

lulz

[kessiius]

i like

[jamescrowther1234]

WOBBLER BASSLINE, U CHAVA, HEHE

[Snip3rFire]

best t-shirt evar

[A7Xsnaff]

"You won't find me bitchin' in the kitchen when I'm slicin' up pie!"

[TrippyFeline]

Now there's a guy I can listen to. A guy in a gold shower cap.

[LenKazumi]

I love his shirt.

"Meh."

[avrosa]

uhm...

[AfroOzzy]

Why is this not on the TV? It's so much better than all of those shitty adverts supposed to scare you xD

[AfroOzzy]

LEGEND

[l01230123]

I think your wife's a man

[xxxtobyx3]

Sick d&b!!!

[awesomeiguana]

most rappers rap about dugs money and shit but it take a real badass to rap about knife safty

[pointofgravity]

LMAO HIS SO FUCKING LEGENDARY

[Kontororu]

What accent is this? It's awesome!

[Balsiefen]

East End London putting on a Jamaican accent I think, I may be wrong.

[evilbassethound]

yeh england and japan are the greateset but japan are great because they invented loads of good techonology and yugioh is for 4 year olds.But england are the best :)

[joachimlarsen2k]

What's he saying in the beginning?

This one goes out to all the bakers and... ?

[sam66615]

this one goes out to all the bakers on the streets trying to earn an honest crust!

[Zokly581]

to all the bakers on the streets trying to earn a decent living

[pointofgravity]

"dis one goes out to all de bakers in deh steert tryin to earn an honest crust"

He's such a legend xD

[txfam3]

lol is it him? is it really JOnti Picking?

[postzea]

The gold sequin shower cap is so badass! ;p

[Masterkavi]

Ah, The UK. Almost as much weird shit as Japan. ALMOST.

[weepingmarshmallow]

the UK and Japan are the greatest. Japan invented yugioh and the UK made an abridged sereis of it. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

[Lamnont]

So I can kill you and drink your blood now?

[weepingmarshmallow]

dude, incest.

[nirvanaismydrug]

WINcest

[chockeyockey1]

you is sooo funny-knifecrime no joke though-please support the 'oneminuteinMay'campaign

[bignoscotia]

Lol it actually sounds good :)

[jack037907]

ROFL

[snowboarder4212]

pwnage 'nuff said

[flamingjchicken]

wtf

[HalfBreedMix]

That outfit is so "WTF???", it's actually cool. Of course ONLY Weebl could pull it off.

[Bastarden1337]

Fuckin' Breakbeat!!

[EMOmeEMZY]

lmao i showed this to my teacher nd she wuz like wow

its gna b in act ov worship next week

lmaoo

[bl0000000000]

Would it count as murder if I cut up the Pillsbury Doughboy?

[DontLetMeStayAlone]

Yes, It would.

[jack037907]

unfortunatly, yes

[fabiangodfrey]

he used the force to pick up the magical microphone

[sk081]

wow we have to make up a new word to compare its awsomeness

[thue2]

Nifsafeness!

[Amurana]

this would work better than the knife crime commercials on telly now.

Is the bitchin in the kitchen a shock treatment reference?

[LiquidShizzles]

Reppin cooks from da ghetto HAAARD. Brraap!

Fucking hell i love this. Sing it at school, one of my teachers was like "WTF ARE YOU DOING?!" and i said "slicin up crust!"

[HalfBreedMix]

Lol, that was so catchy, it just might work.

[convict004788]

knife saftey! knife saftey!

knifes are best used wen theyz cutting a pastry!

[danxl5]

I want this on tv so bad!

[hofjikind]

this was more than awesome xDD

[tgluak]

Coz knowledge is powah

[McNeela]

This is a real campaign. Fo shizzle.

[KeithBeefTasty]

this guy is a true legend

[jujuto1]

Knives are best used when theys cuttin up pastrey.

[Q3o5]

great british tone!

But why all the russians? LOL

[boranboy]

haha the music is actually quite good

[nsksupportcrew]

флэшмоб с 2x2, гыгы

[bonkbonkbonk9]

pie

[zyklodol]

Он король_))

[VoV666]

XD lol

[dimanstontov]

2х2 рулит!!!!11!!!!!! и dj pie safety тожэ))) ыыы

[buyfn]

он охуенен

[Nillea88]

Sure loves his pastry he does :P

[ChIck3n115]

WHAT?!?!!? LIES! Knives are VERY fun to throw, and GREAT to strap to your gun! Weebl, for once you messed up :P

[RockinSk8in]

what's with the russian comments?

also, +1 internets to DJ Pie safety! \,,/

[TwizzWTFisWrong]

It popped up in the "similar video clip" when they searched for russian pop music ;-P

[everclear21]

This is blatently number 1 in Russia

[Keylisman]

чел угарел)))) 2х2 рулит)

[vikholodov]

Я по 2х2 увидал сеё.Приперло,захотелось ремикс сделать)

[xorok3]

aga , ja toze zametil ego na 2x2 , na reklame , mnebi najti slova etoj pesni a to ne ponimaja 4e on tam poet :D v 4asti :if u find me biching on kiching when im slicing the pile......no one needs to cry.. :D no vseravno klipak blesk :D

[boysarefun]

was it a contest? [did you win?]

[thue2]

This video was made for the UK anti-knife crime campaign. DJ Pie Safety is very civic minded.

[barkas1010]

чуваки, полюбас по 2x2 увидали ролик?хуле там один драм )))))))йе....нраица)

[tolkier]

You silly weebl face.

[buyfn]

гых) прикольно) пропагандирует безопасное обращение с колюще-режищами предметами)

[azn91294]

you wont find me bitchin in the kitchen when im slicin a pie! hahahhahahah

[dii7777]

Он АХУЕНЕН )))))))

[18joe2]

lol only 17,000 views!!! should have 17mil

[DementedEvilGiraffe]

I think you could be our friend...  :)

[KamiSilver]

sean paul copied DJ pie safety, how could he do it?

[MrStoopid801]

quite easily

[1eyedcatfish]

This video makes me want to cut someone.

[jarebear0]

lolzz im a dnb head but this is just too funny

[unholystarscream13]

Haha i am too...proud junglist for 6 years and this is just fuckin awesome!

[dctim]

An epic video

[LilLeWd]

;P; HAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY AS HELELL

[JDankens]

eh... the older DJ Pie Safety is better... Where's his mini?

[oyashirosamaREBORN]

i want that shirt.

[Michaelwazhere]

dj pie safety is awesome!

[dillpickleboocutie]

his junk at the begining :|:|

ohgod.

[RaStAxmOnxSm0kINxpOt]

Wait, what?

Being into outdoors, living in countryside for my childhood and so on has teached me the value of tools. Some angstic chavs who have lost their interest in life are not an excuse to strip people of their rights. This is typical incarnation of public hysteria against "weapons".

[XenoZiden]

It's very hard to take anyone with the name "RaStAxmOnxSm0kINxpOt" seriously...like at all...

[Shoes742]

is that REALLY Mr. Weebl?

[Roffzoff]

Jop it's him!

[JuiceBoxProd]

yep. i've seen photos.

[dctim]

nudes?

[JuiceBoxProd]

Yep.

:3

[HalfBreedMix]

That outfit gets 5 stars all by itself. The shorts just top it off X-D

[hodjepodje]

goodness

[tGJimo]

lol

[LoveVampire]

Uh stick to the cartoons..

[qmcomputer]

Lol @ AnttiL and BishopMonster's argument...remember guys, 'knives is best used when dey's cuttin up pastry'.

[mmoorrmmoo]

o.O

[AlexDCl]

Love the t-shirt.

[AnttiL]

I prefer to keep using knives since I need them, like people have needed them throughout history. A shame to see this kind of liberal bullshit from this guy.. Im dissappointed.

[BishopMonster]

Anttil i thought a long time about this and i just hate myself for idmitting defeat, but your case is all but lost. You are a british CHAV, a kid with idiot parents who dont give a fuck. Right now you are about 15 and going through hell, puberty, dominance, "having a life", the grades and having to quit playing so much video games and other stuff "growing up" right? and where you go everyone carries a knife right? just dont do drugs Anttil, please dont.

[AnttiL]

Wait, what?

Being into outdoors, living in countryside for my childhood and so on has teached me the value of tools. Some angstic chavs who have lost their interest in life are not an excuse to strip people of their rights. This is typical incarnation of public hysteria against "weapons".

[BishopMonster]

thank god, i was mistaken. you sounded like you were one of those lost souls who have low self esteem and carry a great less proprietary complex. And if the opportunity arise you stand up and prove yourself better then someone, pointlessly and brutally. it is all too common among the pro knives people. i do agree they have practical uses, i just cant justify carrying them around. Also i do not find "DJ pie safety" to be overreacting in the sence of importance in proper knife safety.

[AnttiL]

Well, it's always good to peak to another's profile to see if they are chavs or not. ;)

[Rincewind13]

You sir, are teh man. This will go out to all the cool kids ^-^

[bljabl]

Definitely NOT a Fail but a work of a genius :D

[shadowbarrowman]

THis sould be a prober ad for Anti-knife crime!

[Sharazapam]

I agree

[GeneralHoohah]

FAIL!!!!

[JakballGene]

is he the voice of Cat Face

[lokisprung]

weebl does most of the voices. that is teh weebl himself

[xoyv]

i don't want my knives turning into dust

[KristiGaryRussell]

wat up wit yo wife

[quadlark]

good thing iwatched this i just cut my pinkey with a bread knife...

[x2p428]

No knives? So do you cut with spoons now in the UK?

[ctcraam]

No, spoons are illegal to, they can be used to spoon out an eye, forks can stab, they eat with hands now.

[Stinfrey]

...but what about the FINGER NAILS!

[o0phany0o]

Hands can choke and poke people to death.Why aren't those illegal?

[ctcraam]

They use their lips to eat everything. that's it, no teeth, just lips. :D

[o0phany0o]

Oh ok. lol

I don't see any danger in lips so i can see why those aren't illegal.

xD

lol

[BishopMonster]

i had this argument when i was 11, i said "why do they accept prisoners training their muscles with weights, so they are ready to go once they finish their sentences. do we really want our violence offenders to have the abillity to be ready to perform more violence when they get out? isnt this supposed to be the break when they get rehabilitated of that lifestyle? prisons is like christianity, a fear that keeps people in line of either governments agenda.

[ALonelyRoad]

mp3 fo' sho!!!!

I love this song!

[XXXDarkXXRavenXXX]

That is the Best shirt ever i want it sososososo bad

[Odinn08]

I want that shirt :)

[crazyrj14]

if cat face raped that would be so awesome

[crazyrj14]

wow that was actually really good!!

[Pieishman]

MP3 please!

[ChaosAddiction]

Desperately needing the lyrics for this beast

[sadlerjohn]

dj pie safety i roll sedately into the kitchen for my pastry!

comic genius

[Gamer4672]

tell me...how much did u get payed for making a vid like this? (if the knife people didnt pay u then i think u are lieing)

[SaitanMar]

I might be wrong but I believe they don't get paid to do these, I saw the making of another anti-knife related advert and I don't believe they get paid.

[Gamer4672]

then y would u make a anti-anything video without geting paid???

[joachim247]

To spread one's name. Its an sensibilization campaign. That means the government spreads these videos troughtout Britain on the cost of the taxpayer. So Weebl gets famous, and all he had to do is make a short movie about knive safety (the only good knife is a knife used to cut pastry).

(He also made a game for it.)

That's why I guess.

[SaitanMar]

DJ PIE SAFETY is the next big thing.

I promise you!

[al3baidly]

looooooool his wife

[lkjkorn19]

Wow gangsta

[chazmazzer]

I'm loving the gillet... (I spelled that wrong, I know!)

[sevsnape]

You're right, it's amazing. ;-) You didn't spell gillet wrong, by the way.

[comicallymishapencar]

I carry a blade because others.

Jokes, but this is the general idea.

[tehzapa]

knaivz ftl

[matt30392]

man ur wife is so hot...right?

[HellGatefr]

FUCK YEAH!

[xmenarutofan]

holy shit. thats a real website.

...

lolz

XD

[ineed49684]

weird!! i loved it lol

[PurpleGovernment]

You wont find me bitching in the kitichen lol

[supergirlsutton]

OMG I HAVE TO GET THAT T SHIRT!

all the bakers