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  • Cutting through the abdomen actually is not the best idea... the guts falling out will just cause a mess and a pain in the ass - harder to transport and more cleaning up to do. I just go for the limbs and the head. The torso of a regular bloke usually weights around 30kg or so - which any healthy guy should be able to lift up without much effort.

  • Feed em to pigs.

  • he knows too much, its worrying

  • @soopacoopatroopa he's italian, of course he knows too much.

  • what episode was this from?

  • I don't know about you guys...but I just found out how to get rid of Justin beiber. ;) sneaky sneaky

  • The prefect crime is stabbing someone with an ice-sickle.

  • what the fuck??

  • Freeze the body first (less blood = less evidence). Then use an electric chainsaw (quiet, no exhaust, powerful) to dismember. Then dispose of chainsaw, and body parts by dropping them into a campfire superheated with coal, and fanned by a mattress inflater (coal is commonly used to power crematorium ovens). Lastly bury bone fragments and chainsaw in the firepit and cover the firepit with lime before burning one last fire to camoflauge your dirty deed.

  • @kendigjl how do u know this?

  • @TobMobDoBedo Imagining the 'perfect crime' is fun.

    Bank robbery:

    Find a bank on a hill. Plan an escape route that included lots of obstacles that would be difficult for a car (stair/narrow alleys/curbs/etc). Then practice your get away a few times. When you get the money, check for die packs, then toss it in a backpack and coast quickly and quietly down the hill to your getaway car.

  • @kendigjl lol thats funny. do one about breaking into a gang safehouse!

  • @TobMobDoBedo

    Breaking into a gang safehouse:

    Drill a small hole in the side of the house, and insert tube leading to nitrous oxide tank. Fill house with nitrous oxide until all occupants are sleeping. Then when all occupants are knocked out, enter and do your thing.

    This idea was inspired by the 2002 Nord-Ost siege.

  • @TobMobDoBedo die packs are only placed in bundles of 20s lol

  • Ok, never borrow money from Tory. If I miss a payment, he will cut me up into little pieces.

  • Another way is to slice the body in a bath tub, let the blood run.

  • i personally like the sulfuric acid approach although i will be using this to make the dissolving process faster. And remember kids always add acid to water never add water to acid

  • "and that's how you get rid of a body" goes back to mutilating it

  • I liked the comment

    "What I usually do here is."

  • I love how everyone's talking about how to decompose the body.

  • I think he's supposed to be the expert on this because he's Italian, hence the Godfather music.

  • Hes thought about this before.....

  • I bet every killer watched this episode and used what they learned

  • thumbs up if you like dexter

  • wtf is up with the GodFather Theme song in the background lol

  • i would dump the body in the gulf stream

  • @korni54 Okay Dexter.

  • i would hide it in movement gut it at a lake than put two or three concrent blocks in the chest and tie them in and find a place that is 20-30 feet deep and dump it there.

  • good job tony. . . now get rid of it. . .and FO GET ABADET.

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  • Thanks helped alot!

  • @Sinistersilver with what

    

  • I like how there's mafia music in the background.

  • Easiest way to do it is to dig a hole about 3 foot deep, drop the body in, fill the hole with bleach. Even if the body is found the bleach will take away any evidence

  • @BroomeBlocker4 That's false. You would still have the bones of the person, meaning you could still find out how they were killed.

  • @muchdifrent92 Knowing how someone died makes no difference, it is about not knowing who did it

  • @muchdifrent92 Just because you have the bones does not mean you will know how that person died.

  • lol kari is in the background thinking wtf???

  • thx

  • Yea I'm with you EndlessPalm, first you have to take all bisceral parts awey, because you will otherwais have a masive stream of bold an on the case of the pelvis a nasty shait smell.

  • hes good at wingin it funny too

  • killing people is easy! Disposal is the hard part.

  • how does he keep a straight face throughout the entire thing?

  • *Grant* this is why we can't have anything nice

  • This guy trained Showtime's Dexter.

  • lmao i love the Godfather theme!!!!!!!!!

  • what you USUALLY do? srsly? O_o

  • :D Just wait 'til you guys see the Body Farm.

  • @tensachan you mean that old shitty movie with gay effects?

  • @Slic3R1 No, I mean the real Body Farm somewhere in Tennessee (at least the original one is). The place where they test out human decomposition rates and etc. It's kind of interesting, if you don't mind the smell.

  • Creepy...*shudders*

  • That's creepy. Such deadpan acting! I'd be frightened.

  • feed it to pigs.

  • italian skills...

  • Thanks Tori!!! I hope nobody will notice that peapole around me sudddenly disappear

  • C'mon, if you're not driving a "smart" car, there's room for at least three corpses in the trunk!

  • something tells me Tori is a big fan of Dexter

  • he man you doing this on daily basis am i right .. looks like you know.........

  • BURRRRRNNNN ITTTTT!!!!!

  • HELLO?! Tory BELLECI= italian o.0

  • haha godfather's soundtrack on the background

  • crush it in a car

  • Tori is acting like dismembering bodies he does on a daily basis. It's kinda creepy.

  • just dump it in acid duuude

  • boring

  • kari was standing there like what the hell is tori doing!

  • Better not let my girl friend see this

  • 1:10 The body has tan lines!

  • Jesus!!!! It's hard to cut a body in pieces because of the bones,but yeah it's something you wanna do when you want to dispose of a body.

  • Spoken by a true italian!

  • ma and pa is gon'a haves a good dinner tonight cletus

  • Ughh...why would you cut the pelvis off....do you really want to deal with all the intestines hanging out and making even more of a colossal mess? =P

  • @EndlessPalm he has a point, its only a little more volume to one peice, would save time and cleanup

  • @EndlessPalm You can wrap the parts up with the intestines - They make great rope :D

  • @EndlessPalm You have to put the body in the freezer before you do that. There'll be nothing hangin out. And of course you use a saw instead of a knife to cut the flesh and bones. Everybody in my business knows that, noobs ;)

  • @EndlessPalm

    smaller parts equal a faster decomposition

  • @EndlessPalm you save the pelvis part to have sex with, duh.

  • he reminds me of ian from smosh

  • LOL

    The Godfather BGM really did me.

    XD

  • this is why interns at mythbusters are careful to never take long lunch or coffee breaks

  • someone's been watching dexter

  • Who's Dexter?

  • i love dexter , dexter ftw!!!!! ^_^

  • another benifit of this method of disposal is that even if some of the pieces are found, it won't be enough to prove that the person was murdered

  • also remember to cover the wals and floor with several layers of plastic wrap and have a container for the blood to drain into, otherwise the cops will walk in, see a room covered with blood and have all the evidance they need. afterwards, either burn the body parts along with the plastic wrap and whatever clothes you are wearing

  • aww yes, he forgot to mention to freeze as much of the body as you can, THEN double--triple bag it, and wait till trash pick up day then you have a frozen body in six bags bagged seven times each..... it will never be found. Bu ha ha ha ha!

  • *laughs evily, yes!

  • What the heck was this for? It seems odd that they would make an entire body cast out of ballistics gel just to cut it up for this clip.

  • Or you could just take the body to a pig farm and crush the skull up and the pigs will take care of the rest pretty quickly.

  • Good idea but your technique is a little off. First it's important to starve the pigs for a few days before hand. As far as preparing the body, you have to pull out the finger and toe nails and shave all the hair off just for the sake of their digestive tracts. Then make sure you pull out the teeth because they can't digest them, and if found they can be matched to dental records. So smash up the teeth with a hammer until they're the consistency of sand and feed the rest to the pigs.

  • Hmmmmm, very interesting do you perhaps know this from prior experiences? Just kidding.

  • haha this sounds exactly like bricktop from snatch

  • YES

  • lol cant a myth buster have a lil fun? their job must be at least a lil stressful even with all the fun they have, they have to do the science and the math behind the scenes too , great vid, really funny

  • Lol ''what i usually do''

  • Remind me to never get on your bad side

  • whine, whine, whine, bitch, bitch, bitch. Seems like to me you had a bad experience with "disposing" of a body and now you're jealous they are doing it better.

  • Well people who take these guys serious should really get help with thinking.

  • As a forensicist...quite frankly people come up with far more imaginative ways of disposing of bodies on their own, they don't need this kind of advice. Actually it'd help if they did take this advice, he'd be leaving a lovely amount of trace evidence around.

  • that jelly body looks fun to chop lol..

  • lol crazy

  • Wow, totally creeping me out Tory. Remind me never to go anywhere alone with you, LOL. (Nah I adore Tory. He's darn funny.)

  • lol wtf?

  • Tory is a mobster....

  • wow thnx for the advice ^^ lol

  • he knows WAYY to much about this

  • omg i love the godfather theme in the background

  • lol that's disturbing...

  • wtf?

  • not acid, wood chipper, not as clean but cheaper, faster and more effective, unless they have the dna of the person then theres no way of finding out who it is, put that in buckets and throw it in the ocean as chum

  • no, the best method is to dump the body in a barrel, soak it in gasoline, set it on fire, and then throw the empty gas can on top of it. there will be no fingerprints, no usable DNA, and unless they have dental records, no way of identifying the body.

  • Gee, someone has studied up on criminals...

  • yeah....studied ....of course that how I know this. I can't see any reason anyone should think otherwise

  • Are you suggesting yourself to be a murderer?!?!?!?!!?!!! Run for your lives people!

  • i lol at that godfather background soundtrack

  • mafia mythbusters

  • haha wow.. good to know?

  • 4sure, do this in a bathtub drain the blood out then put it in garbage bags.. this guys done it b4

  • could have been a little better quality but nice video

  • this guy is the reason i watch mythbusters...XD

  • Someone is doing this on a real body right now.

  • That's good to know....

  • uh . . . creepy

  • Yeah. He's actually thought this out...

  • it taught me about how my body disposal's should go instead of how they do go....

  • Yay Italian mobster Belleci! XD

  • hahha hhe is good

  • lol

  • i know its a joke but i got the shivers watching this!!!

  • Ah. Now I know how he got the job at Mythbusters.

  • i just love the music XD

  • Epic. XD

  • Lol.. funny!

  • "Feed em to the pigs 'arold"

  • lol love the godfather themesong in the background =j

  • Feed it to hungry pigs.

  • Too much cutting means too much blood

    Fail

    just playing, Tory is cool

  • That's why you cut the body apart in a bathtub where it will run off. Just be careful you don't cut into the bathtub itself, since that could leave scratch marks that could collect traces of blood and leave DNA evidence.

  • oh word..

  • that's what bleach is for :) it's also why you don't use anything bigger than a clever though a chef or carving knife will do just fine

  • well that's just creepy

  • This is why you should just do it the old fashioned way.

    Bury them in a swamp. ;)

  • freaks

  • excellent

  • LOL I LOVE THIS! What I would do is cut the body up into chunks and burn the fleash or do the battub thing then I would get the bones and grind them up and take the powder and bury it in the ground! ^_^

  • u r sick!!!!!

  • I LIKE TUHTLES!

  • hahaha, I love Tory!

  • fucking hell u nieve children shut the fuck up.. is ballistic gell get over it the dudes joking around. can u all get over fucking bullshit like religion and shit its fucking unrelated to the video idiots.

    peace

  • It's just a joke y'all. Not ment to be taken seriously.

  • Heres another myth. Some china glasses are said to be so strong, they were advertised holding up an 18 wheeler.

  • And the award for the biggest ham goes to...........Tori Belleci.

  • wow i was playing my Xbox while my friend was watching this and it sounded sooo wierd

  • very Italian

  • Love the Godfather music.

  • hahaha i love tori! i think it's funny how they have the creepy music to go with it

  • This is a Mythbusters video -- what the hell are you all doing talking about the Alamo and Hitler and Satan and Christianity?

  • his name isn't troy its tori idiot!

  • its in the tv show and his name is tori

  • So Stalin and Hitler were religious fanatics eh? Must have been Americans too. Oh, wait...

  • I resent that as I have both Russian and German ancestors.

  • that was random

  • Steve, I remember the Alamo just as well as anyone else does.

    While I can't provide factual proof in favor of god, I prefer not to blatantly ignore people's beliefs and just deny it without a shred of evidence.

    My two uncles are supposedly the most devout Christians in my family, and they're both in jail, so keep in mind I'm not discrediting what you're saying. Just stop being such an asshole =P

  • Tory's a monster... A MONSTER I TELL YOU!!! MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL!!! A message from the Catholic church. Stay amish Y'all.

  • huck, if you can't understand a joke, don't assume he was being serious. "may god have mercy on his soul." haha, a religious thing?

    and out of curiosity, what is the name of the church? there's the name of god, but the term "Catholic Church" is public domain.

  • huck3r... u just got owned by 100percentrekkie

  • its a joke you fucking retard

  • well, this information would have been useful to me yesterday! not that i killed any one or anything.