Pitchfork Music Festival (Ford Fiesta Mission #3)

[storry1234]

i totally walked with two girls today

[bubblelicious749]

Matt and Kim!!!

[KuramaLover26]

First All Time Low?! Then Matt and Kim?! Can I just be your bffl?

[kobra867]

loool your so harsh lol walking with two girls for a day really changed you

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[gg10009]

"ugly girl" looks like professor trelawney :D

[LanaBanana130]

I LOVE MATT & KIM!

[hotdogpotato]

I hate David Hasselhoff!!!

[HaloRoxMySox47]

Wheezy... That's almost prostitution.

[TyrantYoshi]

0:20

ROOM 1408

O_O

[Mani231290]

FAPFAPFAP

[RhodaKable]

LOL I KNOW THIS IS OLD BUT I HAVE TO APLAUDE YOUR EXSISTANCE.. your freakin awsome.. *applaude* :)

[IssyRedbird]

Were they your friends or were they really random girls you met off the street?

[Mer1002]

haha. I love you <3

[artofcows]

poor wheezy... :-D

[MattAndHarrisFilms]

you look just like James Mercer and you're hilarious and i'm going to pitchfork music festival this year. also planning on walking with a few girls.

[Viroquet]

Dude, this stuff is hilarious

Kinda want to see more stuff like this and your coney island vid with ty.

[LucidDream]

Pretty ladies.

[aModernDandy]

the first half of tis video pretty much sums up my life... probably that'swhy I spend my days watching wheezywauter videos.

[splicegrrl]

ahh wheezy, such a ladykiller. walking with two girls...

[MegCacky]

oh my god you actually got a girl to slap you, i kept thinking it was like you with your other hand or one of your guy friends,

[svendpro]

so freaking funny, I will sub u rate! 5/5

favourite youtubeer!

[hollium]

She looks like Kirsten Dunst...

[tophergrallison]

That was actually friggin HI-LARIO-FUNNY!

[Tardis910]

0:19 You can here the very beginings of a girl laugh.

[kadavy]

Tumans!? Pure. Evil!!

[MineVlog]

I wish *I* could walk with two girls...

[dougiedannyluv]

Aha. Beautiful.

[RenatovanBloemenhuis]

Music festival, 2 girls, drinks. The life of a true internet rockstar :-)

[oprettyboy1]

DuDe this was amazing. Hey ugly girl lol

[JonnoStrife]

Well played good sir.

[GeekiGothJussi]

aw. weezy, i adore you <3

[GNsWorldwebz]

i have been avoiding your videos because they were dissapointing me and it looks like they are getting good again

[wehadanagreement]

Poor Craig. He always has the worst luck in his videos.

[dneujahr87]

What do you mean? He was walking next to two girls and got to talk about David Hasselhoff. Does life get any better than that? =)

[dimarziotonezone23]

Hey beard owner.

[MNjohnPaRaMoRefan]

"Hey, one of you can get in the front!"

"Pfftt!"

That made me happy. :)

[19Becka]

You sure do get hit a lot in your videos...

[peachtable966]

that's because he knows what the people want! ;-)

[toddscamera]

This was a really well done video!

[VicMorrowsGhost]

Weezy gets all the ladies.

[WeAreSoScrewed]

I'm so glad I subscribed to this channel. This made me happy :)

[mercuryovum]

Molly Marcucci FTW.

[SnakesAndWorms]

Pitchfork music festival? That sounds like hipster land 2000.

[jbdazen]

Greatest antihero on YouTube :-)

[FiklPikl]

The beard... its starting to turn me.. on .. can't ... resist... must.. touch..... soft hairs on face!!!

[TheEyegarian]

Hey, excuse me, ugly girl, can I have a drink please?

[edgehaedjr]

Matt! Kim! Matt & Kim! Yeah Yea, yeah yeah yeah! :D

[girlsknow]

awesome

[lizziemackie]

HAH the guy at the end looked like Ugly girl

[kchandlvn]

That was a dude?

[redhandgrunt]

Wheezywaiter you manslut. You're taking all the women.

[Director705]

You should have told them you were James Russel Mercer, then you probably wouldn't have gotten slapped.

But I can't help but be reminded of a classic Wheezy video, Slap!!! :)

[valerie2776]

David Hasselhoff and I have the same birthday :|

[Cmed1970]

that means you and I have the same birthday. weird

[valerie2776]

so does Sarahendipity a few comments up. :O

[Dylz0]

Nice, two girls! How do you know he winked? You can't see his other eye. Maybe he's one of those people who can't wink. The fact that he tilted his head as he was doing it means nothing.

[TheFedoraKing]

My hair is nuts. At the time my hair wouldn't move so I put on the hat and it didn't help but I honestly don't think it matters.

[bagOmagic]

yes pleese

[Painfoot]

Nice job walking with two girls! Side by Side!

[phampants]

this was classic craig

[CleverestWitch2188]

Haha.

I find it hard to believe that you don't walk with 2 girls more often, Craig. I mean... look at the smexy beard!

-Sara

[bimwert]

sweet lol

[ThereforeStand]

I dont know what is happening but your last 5 videos the sound does not match the video.

[Threxd]

It's worked for me :/

[OhEryka]

"Annnd we're here!" haha

Nice! :)

Not behind but side-by-side with two girls! :)

[AlainaAvalanche]

Don't hassle the Hoff

[pennygoo]

congrats on walking with 2 girls!

i always walk with at least 1 girl. which is myself. i also always hang out with at least one girl. at night too!

[wheezywaiter]

whoa! lucky.

[Sarahendipity]

DAVID HASSELHOFF IS MY BFF. We share a birthday. July 17th is the best day ever. It should be a holiday. Sarah and Hoff Day <3

[callthebatmobile]

wait, Matt and Kim? Like the band?

[originalparksta]

*every day... dammit

[MaryAnimated]

I wouldnt have slapped you...I would have let you walk next to me in an instant! xD

Dont like David Hasslehoff though. :/

[wilsontech1]

"aaaaaaaaaaannnd........we're here."  LOL literally for like 2 min!

And Ugly Girl was hot.

[kattlinyakno]

i love uuuuu XD lol :D

[originalparksta]

i would've gone with you.. P.S. you should do a collaboration with me.. i enjoy acoustic songs about every items as well. lol

[WilmaBridget]

the red head looks a bit like Kirsten Dunst

[theevilares]

Those were two of the cutest girls ever, when I become famous and finally meet you ('cause you're famous) can you introduce me to them? I wanna walk with two girls too!

[clashloverben]

HAHA this is brilliant

my favorite wheezywaiter video ever

[MasterZiggy92]

hahaha! I loved how you left rebecca turbow's website under alex's name! LOL

[TehPokeRizzle987]

You were totally walkin with girls yo!

[TheWillofDC]

my cousin was at pitchfork!

that is all.

[xgobobeanx]

looked like fun!

wheres our wink?

[wheezywaiter]

it will be coming.....soon......

[pixonu]

ladykiller

[nelsc12]

omfg my sister is called elizabeth nelson, and she looks like that woman. but younger lol did u happen to travel in time to make this video?

[wheezywaiter]

actually.......shhhhhhh.

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

LOL,

you had to pay them..lmao

hahahahaha

**Kisses**

[fancyrants]

jesus christ, yet another SELL OUT. thanks for the COMMERCIAL.

FUCKING LAME

[Ajdizzle4rizzle]

this is one of your better videos :)

I RIKED IT!

[fallofautumndistro]

They totally slap better than me. I'm jealous.

[wheezywaiter]

yeah, better than Todd, too. It certainly hurt a lot more. Girls must really want to hurt me.

[7U88Y74N90]

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

[senorsqueakydesk]

I can't believe you were walking side-by-side with two girls. Best day ever!

[imzUnicorn]

Hahaha, this video is amazing.

[fairydust831]

You're pretty much Jack Sparrow, being slapped by girls.

[Mike019232]

I'm totally walking side by side with two girls.

ahah, love ya weezywaiter. :P

[artvandelay13]

OMG you were totally walking with girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dneujahr87]

I was expecting something REALLY weird, but that was the usual entertaining and hilarious Wheezy Waiter humor! Kudos again =)

[KronksSpinachPuffs]

Woah, Craig - you were totally walking with two girls just then!

[Iamthemaster2]

ya, 10th comment

[crimsong19]

Nice! Matt and Kim, you say? Cool!

And was there a Coyote Ugly reference during the bar bit?

[Toddly00]

you sure do liked to be slapped

[wilsontech1]

LOL!!

[nirvanachick15]

wheezy garcon... you're quite the pimp!

[1x3tzght]

That´s so cool man! You made an awesome film! Thank you!

[chubbster321]

Poor Ugly girl

[TheUmbrellaBoy]

oh wheezy, you sly, sly dog, you.

[blithium]

Don't The Mountain Goats sometimes perform at Pitchfork?

[rickythrills]

Ohh Craig, what the beard-clad male will do for women...

In my opinion, the beard should be an automatic win for the ladies...shows that you're up there with the best of them...grizzly bears, Chuck Norris...and Santa

[jimbobjun]

Very good video

[Friendswobenefits]

They were digging you.

[TheHenryCatman]

yay! New video! that's made my day. oh and by the way, I'm trying to grow a beard by this time next year as I'm only 17, and will send you a wink then :D

[LackOfAWittyName]

NOT FIRST!!~~

[blithium]

Fail :P