Duke Nukem Forever | Dukes Perfect Plan!

[pineapplefun1011]

nice plan duke *draws scribbles on bored* :3

[ChillinLikeSomeone]

uhhhh wat happen to da dislike and like bar???????

[HmongHeroo]

@ChillinLikeSomeone it's part of duke's plan

[H1ghV0Lt4g3997]

@LibertyCityMayhem95 lololololololololololololol

[CountDracintosh]

Is it wrong if you spent more time enjoying this than the game itself?

[Talshet]

This is why americans always lose wars.

[Lollocide]

@Talshet

American's don't really lose wars, they just get bored and go home when they feel like it. Then say they won.

[WittyUsername816]

@Talshet America has ever only lost one war as a country. And it wasn't even officially a war. Please check your facts next time.

[RicardoGadelha]

@WittyUsername816 America ain't a country though, it's a continent.

[WittyUsername816]

@RicardoGadelha 1. "America" a term used to refer to "The United States of America" "North America" is a continent "South America" is a continent.

2. You are a troll.

[fallsammiboy]

@WittyUsername816 Nope, America is a continent, such as Europe, Asia and I forgot the other one, North America is the northern part of the American continent, south america is the southern part of the american continent and I think you can guess which part Central america is

[imyawning]

@Talshet where the hell did you see a legit loss? The one 'loss' was Vietnam and that would have been a victory if it had kept going.

[Talshet]

@imyawning First read the defintion of "war" in Haager Laws and Genver Convetion.

Than you will see: Iraq war lose, Korea conflict-war lose, Vietnam lose.And Afghanistan is even a lose not a war but US only crimes the country down.

[imyawning]

@Talshet ok just read the Geneva convention again, pulling out does not qualify bro, it may as well be a cease fire. that and it Iraq and Afghanistan did not count as they are considered 'conflicts' korean war counted as an allied loss not just the US.

[DrawingForMe]

Why dindn't we think of that?! WHYYYYYY!!!???

[Impulse9090]

Why can't I see the "Like" bar? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?

[Grrrr1911]

Penis anyone?

[afatlemur2010]

this game sucks though

[MrFavoritesman]

i just put me and he srem!

[schrankarsch]

did anyone noticed the sunwheel ?

[popo3088]

The first is cool a helicopter

[DanGoBearcats32]

"Why didn't we think of drawing circles and squares...why!!!!"

[roganperry]

All i did was erase the whole thing but the monster and wrote "kill the fucker!!!" LOL

[auditoreman268]

@roganperry what DSPGaming did was put FUCK HALO LOL and then i punched his balls out since im a halo fan LOL

[CookieTheSniper]

nad 0.01% of people drew non-related sex stuff

[MrZemangalho]

i drew a duck with balls and wrote this: I've got balls of steel

[TheChzcake]

I spent 10 minutes colouring the entire board black.

[Bambalpath]

The red marker smels like charies, nice hint to show you are getting high.

[deadhawk1212]

*Draws a dick*

AW MAN, GREAT PLAN DUKE! :D

[DFeNCeDenied]

@subzeroroundtheworld an accurina you say

[meneerNL]

@subzeroroundtheworld cough nerd cough

[m3tehan]

and thats how walmarts appeared!

[LibertyCityMayhem95]

I wrote Operation: Butt Burglar and threw a turd at the board...

[MegaBishop00]

@LibertyCityMayhem95 LMAO

[NickyAmerica]

HOLY FUCK

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

[DesolateGrunt]

@subzeroroundtheworld

SO COOL

[CamButler]

@subzeroroundtheworld "Ocarina"

[jaktom2]

i drew a sweet little bunny....with massive tits

[Jefrejtor]

Sadly, the whiteboard is the best part of the game.

[dazkid33]

I erased all but one of the circles moving forward on the 'Cock Block', and on the one that was left, I drew a flat top hairdo.

[thesnarkasticone]

I just wrote "Fuck Him Up" and had arrows pointed at the bastard lol

[zaper684]

first time i just erased the whole board because "duke nukem doesn't need a plan he just needs to be awsome"

second time i doodled a duke + monster = bleeding monster

[Kali92Boss12345]

hey check out the brown marker, IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT!

[OSAMABINALI12]

i put a moustache on the cycloid picture and drew him a dick

[SpyGuysX]

@subzeroroundtheworld waste of paint

[bheinz09]

i drew an arrow that the cyclops would take to the knee

[Brodie9793]

I just wrote "Fuck this."

[talic017]

what da fuck is a accurina!!!?

[doomsergant]

i did me walking outside :D

[Valikdu]

ХУЙ

[Alexanderthegreatawe]

My plan was showing Duke (crudely drawn) Beating the shit outta the monster.

[rofldood1]

I made, and illustrated a well thought-out plan.

Dicks count as well-thought out plans, right?

Right?

[legoclonetrooper1234]

i juts wrote fuck treyarch for no reason (if u respond by saying fuck you i will just not waste my time responding back)

[awmehgoddd]

@legoclonetrooper1234

YOU FUCK! I mean, ...aww, damn it.

[Brodie9793]

@legoclonetrooper1234 FUCK YOU :D

[legoclonetrooper1234]

@Brodie9793 zomg trololololololololo

[Etrius10]

i wrote "GET HIGH" and drew a little joint in the boss's mouth. i laughed so hard when the guy was like "WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT?"

[axn4567]

@subzeroroundtheworld WTF?

[MarshmallowTurtle330]

Duke: ok now all we need to do is shrink the enemy and draw on him

[PohTayTo3]

I drew hentai

[pXqclan]

@subzeroroundtheworld *cough* ocarina *cough*

[kissalintu1337]

Hey, check out the red marker, it smells like cherries.

[armadica10]

Was he using his middle finger to point?

[JustCallMeMrV]

I drew a potato chip

[SKooKySTRANGE]

I drew a mudkip

[thewarhammer900]

@subzeroroundtheworld  Ocarina*

[robeeto100]

i drew a bunchie nyan cat and troll face :P

[bjarnH]

then there is 0.00000000001% that draw duke nukem

[spadeface38]

i actually drew what was going to happen, duke nuem kicking the dude's eye through the field goal.

[derekg3608]

i drew urmum :P

[JolietJakeJ]

actually i drew a nuke above him...meh throwing nukes always works

[KakatamiTV]

Yeah Xbox Gamerr :D

[Snyperwolf91]

@subzeroroundtheworld sounds like a "classic" Plan . ^^

[mzh3000]

I love how everyone just HATES this game.

It's job is done.

[DukeNukemized]

lol xbox faggot

[dizzle12yo]

god.. this game is so bad.

[LetsPlayOblivious]

i made a 12 step plan and posted it on ma channel :D

[awskaterpunk]

i swore that i was the most clever ass hole by drawing a dick looks like 155 people beat me to it

[SpitShineT0mmy]

"Oh man! That is..."

He was going to say abstract art.

[NJskate08106]

I feel special because when I played I just erased everything and was like, Fuck you guys, now you have no plan.

[Giulianosse]

I drew a fucking huge swaztika >:D

[OldSalmon]

I drew a red cock shooting green sperm ... now I read all those comments and suddenly I feel so ordinary :(

[DiegoAlanTorres]

Why dont you just draw a big dick like normal people?

[runefire296]

1:02 LOL

[LucianoQuantum]

90% of ppl drew a dick, 5% drew balls and the other 5% sex related stuff

[pizdekilizdeki]

@LucianoQuantum i didnt draw any of that i wrote KILL ALIENS!!!!

[jimbo15381]

@LucianoQuantum I erased the casualties, and wrote "OPERATION COCKBLOCK DICKING". What place does that fall in to?

[LucianoQuantum]

@jimbo15381 on : ''You copied that from Steve Here And Larson from machinima Top Ten FTW you bastard''

[Mrdmgg]

@LucianoQuantum I drew dicks pointed at the creature, turned the o's into balls and dicks and made a new mouth tothe one eye freak xD

[gawee08]

@LucianoQuantum And 0% drew a actual plan.

[cdmaster35]

@LucianoQuantum nope you forgot ponies

[HardcoreGamers757]

@LucianoQuantum indeed 

[JordanHF00]

@LucianoQuantum dick and balls aren't sex related?

[AScottGaming]

@LucianoQuantum Wow, I must be the extra 0.00001% who just drew derogatory statements things about the game.

[HALO3091]

@LucianoQuantum yep.

[magnusm1]

@LucianoQuantum Dicks and balls aren't sex-related? :[

[XXXtheconspiracyXXX]

@terminegger

I kind of did yes

[StickmanCM]

dislike

[elbroder995]

@StickmanCM Long Ago I Was A Disliker Like You, But Then I Took an Arrow in My Knee

[XXXtheconspiracyXXX]

Here's an Easter egg my friend discovered

Write down as neatly as you can : 666T90XLlln- illumin)atum

It leads you to a room covered in blood and yellow sticky notes and on the sticky notes are codes like morse and there are riddles

It's very scary what some stuff says on the sticky notes

One said 'He who is gullible, it's he who shall face torment'

Don't worry about finding the room, your teleported there

[terminegger]

@XXXtheconspiracyXXX Do you really think anybody is going to fall for that?

[Xpert658]

Best. plan. ever.

[nolyortiz]

Well I drew a fat, big, leg. Didnt expect me to say leg huh?

[DickHertz0]

I drew a dick in the monsters mouth and the guy said "thats so crazy it just might work!"

[roguetrooper96]

I wrote "KILL IT NOW!!!!" on the board

[picklesandgravy1]

AHA DUCK DODGERS AND THE 21ST CENTURY REFERENCE XD

[LamogiasELLAS]

that guy would still have his arm! and at least one of his balls! XD EPIC!

[onemanarmy675]

That's not a fucking plan, we're all going to die

SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN, BEFORE DUKE KILLS US.

Good plan, Duke.

[felipekowal2]

Aliens canot kill Duke, but Gearbox can. 

[Capabalanca]

Thumbs up if you waited to see what he was drawing.

[pwnageflames]

And atleast one of his balls... XD

[GamerBoy522]

You could let loose a group of 5 year olds on that board and to that guy it would still think that it's a good plan :D

[SuperFly8anzai]

I hate how you can fuck the analog stick while drawing and he still says the same thing every time.

[XboxGaming52]

this game was still shit

[KonvictKitty]

why didnt i do your mom? WHY!?!

[MecTheGamer]

I'd buy this game only to draw on that board

[TheWolverine7]

@MecTheGamer Get the demo.

[xxdarthvaderxx]

Lol the first part was not funny but just the fact that when part 2 he said i don`t understand any of it but i`m shure that guy would still have his arms ! man MADE ME LAUGH! it`s actually the first drawing that actually makes sence with the story board of the other guy hehe

[xxdarthvaderxx]

@xxdarthvaderxx i mean the last part and his balls hehe

[malicecustard]

i don't understand part 2

[Gr8rThenU]

I just restored the Like/Dislike to a balance :D

[odinseaflower]

i created oparation dick atack xDDDDD

[LasseLundster]

VERY GOOD PLAN

[99deadliestwarrior]

So its pretty much squiggly lines...

[2013doom]

that so crazy it might just work !

[tratorta]

I Drew Barrymore.

[Commandersnowflake2]

dude... i lmao but wtf did he DRAW!?

[zoidberg96913]

This plan is a 100% fool proof only a fool would fall for it.

[SunnyShawFilms]

see my plan

[RubinCostatic]

WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!­

[expwner1]

i drew a big dick 

[3Dolimar]

@expwner1 because u have a tiny one

[expwner1]

@3Dolimar oh really im 22 and youre probably 12

[NWHOWE1]

@expwner1 i think we all did ahahaha

[zArizona1]

@expwner1 lol me and my friends srewed around on it too

[BASEBALLMAN803]

@expwner1 SO DIDNT EVERYBODY

[daniel8261]

why are there so many dislikes?

[ultraking312]

lol id justright soem bull shit on there =D and pictue of the dudes mom sucking my dick XP

[AJSwisscool98]

mmmmmmhh, cherrys....

[MrBobguything]

wow stole dooms and red factions idea look at the soldier hes an EDF soldier and look at the enitre game all stolen from doom

[codemaster667]

@MrBobguything Dude, EDF is not just from Red Faction. what are you, a copyright nazi?

[dccmpbll]

@MrBobguything Halo invented doom

[MrBobguything]

@dccmpbll Incorrect fucking dumb ass

[dccmpbll]

@MrBobguything no it's true halo was the first FPS and invented guns as well

[MrBobguything]

@dccmpbll lol if that's what floats you'r boat then tell you'r self that at night so you can sleep thinking a shit game like halo invented a better more classic game

[dunem666]

@dccmpbll lol are u kidding? the BFG 5000 was first ever invented weapons for a game - doom 1

[oddskull34]

@dccmpbll First FPS: Wolfenstein 3D by id Software

First Game with invented weapons: DOOM by id software

Get your facts right before you write so piss off

[dccmpbll]

@oddskull34 Wolfenstein 3D was based on Catacomb 3D, which was just a ripoff of Halo 3 ODST.

Also the plasmagun and the BFG were copied from the Halo plasma gun.

YOU get your facts right you little CoD fanboy nerd.

[oddskull34]

@dccmpbll Look at you raging,

PS calling me a cod fanboy is just wierd since i broke the games in half

Halo is also boring get over it.

Battlefield is kinda meh

Modern shooters just brought gaming out the window. Shooter FB

PS: Wich year was the first Halo released then?

[dccmpbll]

@oddskull34 Halo was released in 1972

Halo 3 was released in 1975

BOOM ROASTED

[TheHEVBee]

@dccmpbll *FACEPALM*

[PyroSirBrad]

@dccmpbll If your the Generation of Humen Reality were screwed

[oddskull34]

@dccmpbll Damn halo fanboy thinking that he owns the universe well here's the deal

Wolfenstein 3D Rel Date: 23,September 1990

Catacomb 3D rel date: 23,october 1991

and both are made by id software the same company that made doom you are seriously retarded to even believe the shit that YOU are writing just stop and make yourself look dumb infront of the youytube community before you get your ass trolled once again.

[hayzeus666]

@dccmpbll you're not all that bright, are you?

[demogoblin2011]

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[epicturtle97]

1 word....

[killzonemaster77]

thats why babies mustnt play duke nukem foe eva

[Luckyrob72]

Hay' chek out thu' rhed mar kurh....smellz liek chaireez

[GamingChief157]

I drew a ball sack and the guy said I don't understand any of it but if I did that guy would still have his arm and at least one of his balls I think that armless guy was all duke your just doin that to make me feel bad

[DDazzle1]

@GamingChief157 Two things: Punctuation and Marks.

[legoclaw14]

i would draw something like make the alien afro then erase those circles and write"hit diick"with the arrow pointing at it too and another "piss on eye"

[c0nqu3r3rlol]

I erased block in cockblock and then erased alien and replaced him with a poorly drawn dick

[ThePathular]

WHY didn't WE think of that?!

WHHHAAAAAAAAIIIIII?!

...

*ponders some more*

[juannob72]

kill all sons of bitches that is my plan

[merx10]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? lol

[PrimeProGaming]

you should of just drawn a dick lol

[Tubalub16]

but i wanted to use he blue and green twizzling lasers :(

[blackandwhitepro34]

When i first Played This Game i drew a dick and wrote fuck em in the ass :/

[wertyty12]

i just drew a penis to the monster......