Metal Gear Solid 3, Sigint's Nightmare

[xMaDmAnALEX]

Shitty Gear Solid 3: ..............Shit.

[tintor2]

Are you shitting me?!

[overkllassasin249]

did sigint just called metal gear rex a turd????

[ShareThaFuck]

Basically he dreamed about Ubisoft walking around the game industry.

[AlmightyRamtha]

I can't believe they took out the vampire dream game in the HD collection! Now I can't listen to this conversation in it! :(

[HPAVELOW53]

I cant believe he said shit in MGS3

[ToshiroNoHyouOuji]

I wonder what Paramedic and the Major were wondering after listening to this...

[MettanAtem]

Newest in the line of Metal Gears:

Metal Gear Shit.

[ChurchOfMe93]

"That's...pretty sick, man." - possibly my favorite Snake line.

[Goodguy211]

@ChurchOfMe93 I was going to say that, exactly.

[wikieditspam]

This sounds like the counterpart to "Planet Piss"

[Hermes7282]

Metal Gear T.U.R.D; the enemy for MGS5.

[BigVideoGameNerd]

@darksword101 but metal gear rex does

[marcsman229]

And to think that this guy became the head of DARPA

[jawsawa]

did he have this dream cuase hes black

[KillVision133]

@jawsawa Oh no you didn't !

[RomZomCom]

What a shitty dream.

[JMSvlogs]

NOOOOOOOOOO OLD MAN JOHN! NOOOOOOOO! )'=

[liQuidmoTion]

spoiler alert xD

[HitmanJenkins1]

This had me in stitches when i first saw it

[charlestonchewy]

It would've been funny if the side of the turd missle read,"SH*T HAPPENS!"

[HyperSonicSquall]

umm... Big Lipped Alligator Moment?

[MrDan2593]

@HyperSonicSquall No, because they were already talking about nightmares after Snake had one. Snakes nightmare is one. But not this.

[KampferXeon]

That is the most fucked up yet awesome foreshadowing ever.

[GhostSniper1981]

Old man John? Sounds like the Johnny family always gets "shit on" LMFAO

[CrashJakFan1994]

Sigint foreshadows the events (but not the part about poop)

[iyotube77000]

its Metal Gear - Rex

[ZeldaDD]

hahaha, Snake's reaction is just perfect.

[KurosanNitebird]

HAHAHA! I can't believe I missed that! This HAS to be one of the crowning jokes of the series!

[Rikodou99]

sigint is the best!

[Darkman9000]

Somebody needs to make a flash animation of this, sorta like the Awesome Gear parodies. Just for added insanity. XD

[NintendoSegaSonyGuy]

Where can you find this codec call in the game?

[punkband14]

@NintendoSegaSonyGuy Once you get thrown in jail after the torture scene, you save the game and quit.

Then turn the game back on and load the game, you'll get the nightmare.

After the nightmare you simply call Sigint and you get it.

[SherudoPaulson]

if that was in MGS1, Solid Snake would constantly be questioning "a giant turd?"

[SteveElOtaku]

The Great Mighty Metal Gear?

[PirateNaziZombie]

Plot for MGS5

[xXxMartin96xXx]

@PirateNaziZombie

god dude, i LITERALLY LOL'd a lot when i saw your comment

[Eliskuya]

LAAAAAAAAAAMO! XD

"old man john" - toilet

and when he says "feeling better now?"

and snake says "....yeah" XD

[cuplandx3]

Shitgohod!?!

[Chillay007]

the new metal gear is METAL GEAR TURD

[mehukattti]

Oh Shit!

Not the Old Man John!

noooo!

[MEGAMAN7659]

lmao!

the turd is spreading! run!

[ccrnw]

he is talking about the shagahold or whatever its the name rite?

[sasori31791]

Talking about Metal Gear Rex

[darksword101]

the shagahod doesn't walk on two legs.

[gbtygfvyg]

Was he talking about gekkos from 4?

[TotyWoW]

and then to think everything in a dream you imagine YOURSELF and like Snake said: ''That Sick man''

[SpadeHand]

OLD MAN JOHN

[jmm1233]

OMG METAL TURD

:)

[WeretFilms]

How did you get such great video quality?

(Not Sarcasm)

[neolink4586]

Why the hell haven't I played a Metal Gear game yet?

[GhostSniper1981]

Try not to laugh when you listen to this. I've tried and I can't help LMAO every time. The first time I heard this I just could't stop and my stomach hurt and I was crying.

[Chocoboknight99]

ROFL your right I can't stop laughing

[MDFarquharson]

OH NO THE TURD TANK! (turns into shit)

[Chanuk]

God the meeting for Metal Gear Rex's design must've been hilarious

"So this is the design? Why this?"

"I based it off a nightmare I had"

"..um...are you sure you want it this.....brown? It looks like a walking pile of crap on two legs"

[NeoGamemaster]

Whatever it hits, turns into shit!

[CrazyKidsProductions]

It's funny cuz he's the DARPA chief

[Phamster92]

People, he actually is. It's revealed in MGS4.