Roseanne Death and Stuff Part 1

[LibertyEagle418]

Roseanne: So I invited him in, so what? I didn't buy anything.

Dan: Only cuz he dropped dead!

Roseanne: That still counts!

Favorite lines

[Popteart]

Beware of those vacuum cleaning salespeople: They say they'll show you a demonstration yet they'll only clean a little strip of your carpet. Tell them they have to do the the whole carpet or else!

[luxury82]

@ 4:33

-Seller: "I represent Grease Blitze. The Ultimate Cleaning Solution."

-Roseanne: "Well I'm please to meet ya, I represent filth."

CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!

[aliasgirl47]

LOL she thought that guy was a Jehovah's witness. Those people stop at NOTHING to talk to people. Once, they approached me in a grocery store!!!

[Popteart]

@aliasgirl47 LOL they came to my house and my mom politely talked to them and they assumed she was interested in joining. they came by every weekend and she'd ignore the door or have someone say she wasn't home. they'd always leave flyers. even our over the top gothic halloween decorations didn't stop them. finally my mom got a 'no solicitors' sign and left all their pamphlets on the step and that got rid of them for good. they came back every weekend for 3 months.

[bossb510]

"i know how 2 count 2 zero!" LMFAO!!!! best line!!

[agenthelios1]

When the guy died he would have urinated and defacated on himself since his bowels would have lost ability to hold.

[starrocket666]

@agenthelios1 Yeah but it's just a tv show.I thought this was a really awsome episode.I think it is funny as hell.

[Sodacurtislover]

I LOVE Dan's reactions throughout the episode. Had me laughing all throughout!

[wvmtndude]

This is one of my favorite comedic episodes in the whole series!

[bossb510]

@wvmtndude mine 2! LOL

[april2026]

I can't believe Dan told Roseanne to check a possible dead guy's pulse. I love him, but sometimes he did some wussy things... like having his wife work like crazy and he sit around trying to bid around on a job ("Life & Stuff", "Lobocop", "Language Lessons", etc.) or hang out with his friends drinking beers. I still love you, Dan, but man you used to piss me off sometimes!

[rani1223]

"House-wife stroudel!"

[JuggaletteHC]

what are you doin with those?!

IM GONNA MAKE A SALAD!!!

lmao

[ilovefall08]

i just watched this episode on tv last night but i wanted to look it up on youtube to see everyone's comments XD ... and maybe i'll watch it again.

[eclipsegt07]

I could watch roseanne everyday! It's reassuring!

[ifuseekamy]

When Dan is wearing that werewolf mask, is Roseanne making fun of that show 'Beauty and the Beast' that had Linda Hamilton?

[ifuseekamy]

I'd feel odd about sitting in that chair knowing someone died in it. I know it's no different than being in a hospital bed someone might have died in before, but what you don't know won't hurt you. Knowing about the chair on the other hand..

[brettlesmcbuff]

At 5:18, it really seems like something got cut out. I know these are the butchered syndication versions that came with the DVD, but I can totally tell something got cut out there and I have no way to see the original episode and compare.

[TheBaconEggAndCheese]

@brettlesmcbuff I agree with you, and was about to ask the very same thing. I was only 8 years old when the original episode first aired, but I think Roseanne might have had a conversation with the old man before she talked to Dan in the laundry room.

[89ladybabe]

This is the funniest episode. "Mr? Mr? Hey, Mr? They were freaking out

[rani1223]

3:17 -3:44 My favorite Roseanne & Dan moment!

[STR2D3PO]

at 1:08 I pray to god that those are shorts and not boxers that darlene is wearing

[bleedblue83]

The events in this episode were never mentioned or referenced too again. You'd think someone in later episodes someone would say "hey remember when that guy died in our kitchen?" Lol it's like this episode never happened.

[jname96]

@bleedblue83

Great point. That's cuz this is one of those "out of the box" episodes, where it's a story that stands alone, and isn't part of the greater "Family saga", at least significantly.

Other episodes that "Stand alone" are like the Tornado episode

[boomerskr3w]

haha thats true good eye

NAmaste

[wendywillett]

"I know how to count to zero" LOL LOL. I love this show. THE BEST EVER !

[Yolanda1679]

i just looooooove roseanne its my fav show ever!!!!!!!!!

[sgtforge21]

10:11 dan laughed

[Grn8128]

Roseanne is the best

[Tekkenfreek234]

Death of a Salesman

[wendywillett]

LOVE ROSEANNE - I am glad they show them on TV land and nick. Now I get to watch them with my daughter who is 9. She loves them !

[natortiz77]

i love this episode...

[GeddyYeti2112]

4:23

Kurt Vonnegut visits the Conner residence?

[OkSka]

DJ:" Did the policeman shoot him?"

Now that's classic.

[Bonb5555]

That's Roseanne for you. She turns the saddest thing, death, and turns it into comedy. That's why we all luv her.

[abelincoln1809]

lol 4:37

[KristinJean99]

my mom and I still quote this episode!! CLASSIC!!!!!

[brandenburg75]

I think this is one of the funniest episodes of the entire series

[ilovetwilight506]

" I know how to count to zero" lmao rofl

[pever666]

hehehe

[AArmendariz12]

Roseanne looks creppy at 1:07.

[CharmingSpice]

Roseanne: go check his pulse

Dan: You check his pulse.

Roseanne: Oh my god..

Dan: What, whats wrong?

Roseanne: I think he's dead is whats wrong.

Dan: Check it again!

Roseanne: ...I know how to count to Zero!

LMAO!! Classic!!! haha

[mmr3229]

HOUSEWIFE STRUDEL!!!!!

LOLZ

[SamanthaVoorhees]

Will Dad have a third cup of coffee?

Will Mom get off the sofa by noon?

Will you get the Hell out of my house?

LOL!!!

[moderndaybeatlefan]

This is one of my favorite episodes.

[Explosivemonkey]

I seriously thought i left the tv on and dreamed this episode up. Thank God it's real. ha

[KristinJean99]

This is my favorite episode!!!!!

[RealBWeezy]

CHECK IT AGAIN LOL

[Mi55ery]

LMFAO! ROTFL!

I laughed my lungs of in this episode!

this has gotta be the funniest thing I've ever seen!!!!

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

I know how to count to zero! ROFLOL!!!

[JAlisa08701]

"I know how to count to zero!" Priceless.