DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS THAN U WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY
not what i thought it was gonna be about ... i mean he was singing about his girl friend yea ... but not the way i thought O_o ... i dont hate gay ppl but ... im scared for life ... i like smile way better
@MissyMolly222 -_- I knew what it was for after the first re-comment. And unlike some people think, I do not know everything. I T-A-K-E it that you think you know everything. Ah yes, I remember that phase.
I gave him 2 thumbs up on the smile vid. NOW I GIVE HIM 2 THUMBS DOWN simply because he was wearing CROCS!!! HOW GAY!!!! No wonder his girlfriend has a girlfriend now! DUH!
@A7Xrockerchick less than a bottle. At the start the boy had 3 bottles. THEN A FLASHBACK. He took 1 squeeze and bang he realized his "girlfriend" is a lesbian.
guys if this happins to u dont tell end it ask for a threesome
cazaman100 1 day ago
Thats actually hot if a girl would leave me for another hot blonde girl
Linask001 1 week ago
KEEP ROCKIN UNCLE KRACKER........SOOO SWEET BRO !!!
Pattoisgod 2 weeks ago
I wonder how many people looked up that website lol
thehtfgirl 1 month ago 5
i would be sooooooo pissed if i dint get invited!! haha
TheRedneck221 1 month ago
THE SIGHT IS REAL!!!! :D
Kampf0100 1 month ago 3
who is the actor at 1:09
xTHEKYLESFUNTIMESHOW 1 month ago
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SufiNabilShuhaimi 1 month ago
Thumps up if u tried to get to the website at 0:20
rickkieboytjuh 1 month ago
Why cant I find some lesbian's who are that hot?
xXxcelticwarriorxXx 1 month ago
I prolly woulda just jacked off to it...
HaughtonFutbal 1 month ago
uncle kracker rockin the crocs xD
futbol7t 1 month ago
funny totally didnt expect the song to be like this but hey is funny.
cooper91100 2 months ago
huh i wonder how he would bring that up with his girlfriend
hey babe so i was looking at a porn site..
CRAZYPICKLEJUICE45 2 months ago 5
who is the girl??
DontMissVideos 2 months ago
Why would he trip at another girl anyway? Threesome ftw
Knastus257 2 months ago 4
ahahha LOL
suzudi 2 months ago
Like This If You Checked To See if Muff Mayhem Was A Real Website Lol
imamonster7692 2 months ago 2
@imamonster7692 well was it? :D
sappitappi 2 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS THAN U WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WEN YOU ARE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SCARY
crazyspinner951 3 months ago
who tells there parents their girlfriend has a girlfriend
tinkerbellfan29072 3 months ago
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glstudios 2 months ago
poor guy
biber4eva123 3 months ago
Am I the only one that actually looked up the website he was looking for?
Supernaturaliscool22 3 months ago
@Supernaturaliscool22 wa it a real website lol i would love to vist tht
philmontlover 3 months ago
LOVE IT
tonilynnwalters 4 months ago
This is pretty damn funny
TylerC4343 4 months ago
lol... bet my ex boyfriend is singing this now... ;)
MissLilTayy 4 months ago
Uncle Kracker+Sideways Hat=EPIC RAPE!
FunkyMunkyStudios 5 months ago
great song!i got a girlfriend too xD
marianabug 5 months ago
um... lol. yea thats the phrase im looking for. <3
HellothereLove93 5 months ago
wasnt expecting this from uncle cracker LOL
yofrankie12341 6 months ago 3
seriously funny
sevenfingers2001 6 months ago
not what i thought it was gonna be about ... i mean he was singing about his girl friend yea ... but not the way i thought O_o ... i dont hate gay ppl but ... im scared for life ... i like smile way better
MissSuperNinja5 6 months ago 2
@567avril Its a porn site. He's using lotion for lube, so that he can jack off to the "videos" he's watching.
ShannyMaii 6 months ago
Funny thing is that "muff" means "pussy" where I come from... lol
serekes17 6 months ago
LOL this song is hilarious :)
LadyGagaShades 6 months ago
╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ the comments.
dirtylogs 6 months ago
SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC!
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TheJohndeer2435 6 months ago
hahahahah i love it
IHSVIKSCLASSOF2011 7 months ago
Lmao lotion XD
MsJJ411 7 months ago
i jerked it to this video.
DAVIEAND001 7 months ago
i need some boys tooooo bad ):
allycat1234able 7 months ago
suscribe to my site if you have a girlfriend
JustinAlcorn2000 7 months ago
14 people's girlfriend has a girlfriend.
penguin13ish 7 months ago
Bahahaha, this is so not what I expected when I clicked on this video.
SeddieFreak 7 months ago 4
ok honestly, do u need 3 bottles of lotion????? thts a little ridiculous
TheSurfergirl156 8 months ago 23
@TheSurfergirl156 I guess he's got a long night!
Kampf0100 1 month ago
14 people aren't homophobic.
TheChewanater 8 months ago
lmfao home boy was straight creepin playin the guitar n watchin those girls ahahaha
PaperPlanesKid47 8 months ago
he luks like dug from...erm...the king and queens
saakther14 8 months ago
Loves him and the vid too 8-)
lookinatpixels 8 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Im not the other woman.. You're the other man. -.-
My girlfriend has a boyfriend. Not the other way around. D:
RockGirlz7 9 months ago
@RockGirlz7 good thats the way its supposed to be
IH8Asparagus 9 months ago
Uncle Kracker wearing Crocs makes me ... just...crocs really?
lookinatpixels 11 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
XxMRinsanoxX 11 months ago
i laughed at some parts of this :P espically when he looked at the picture frame :P like this if you laughed a bit
DMullane1515 1 year ago 55
I loved this song when I listened to the album the first time..cool clip
kalichepop 1 year ago
Nooo! really??? CROCS?!?!?!
lookinatpixels 1 year ago
wow
megabieberlova1 1 year ago
sounds like one of taylor swift songs...
donhealyou 1 year ago
so funny
JasonLizForever 1 year ago
thumbs up if u got a boner watchin this
mudflap129 1 year ago
12 people don't have a girlfriend that has a girlfriend
mightydog88 1 year ago
i used to use baby oil but jergens makes the jerkin go mo like real pokin!
HyTechRedNeck007 1 year ago
your fat
Deneeleee 1 year ago
Shampoo is good but Lotion Is the BesT!!
MrFreskie 1 year ago
very hoitt videoXD and for the 10 people that didnt like this video unless yor girls you guys are fags for real those girls are ass hott spankeableXD
chadmc199289 1 year ago
Dont you just hate when that happends? o.o
JJXSaw 1 year ago 2
LesBians FOr The Win!!
anthonyesquivel52 1 year ago 10
xD. lol
funnyass25 1 year ago
haha the sites the same vid!
benjisomerville 1 year ago
lmao!! GREAT VIDEO
MrMikekelly2 1 year ago
Story of my Life!!
sbtoolguy 1 year ago
@sbtoolguy that's sad .. x)
TheGumBallonDrummer 1 year ago
O_O Right ... LOL
Mackenzierxx 1 year ago
the girlfriend is beautiful
zennok 1 year ago 3
lotion? really dude? you need LOTION to watch videos?
567avril 1 year ago 67
@567avril the lotion is for his **** lol hes gonna do the guy thing XD
subaksuso 11 months ago
@567avril I think he was going to drink them after that.
InvertedDoubleAces 9 months ago
@567avril yes. and tishues
s. for when i *cry*
22mrchain 9 months ago
@567avril ikr
countrygirlallover 8 months ago
@567avril ikr
is it rly lotion eh eh...jkjk
countrygirlallover 8 months ago
@567avril i taze it your not old enough to realize what the lotion is for..
MissyMolly222 5 months ago 3
@MissyMolly222 It must be quite embarrassing for you to say that when you spell 'take' wrong.....
and yes, I do know what the lotion is for.
567avril 5 months ago
@567avril haha what a nice comeback you and it was a small mistake and you had to let people on youtube tell you what its for haha how nice..
MissyMolly222 4 months ago
@MissyMolly222 -_- I knew what it was for after the first re-comment. And unlike some people think, I do not know everything. I T-A-K-E it that you think you know everything. Ah yes, I remember that phase.
567avril 4 months ago
@567avril heisjavking off... -_-
lexiefayequarles1 4 months ago
@lexiefayequarles1 I know. After a million YouTubers telling me, you don't think I know that?
567avril 2 months ago
@567avril Lotion to put on your happy spot!:D
cowmeleon 2 months ago
@cowmeleon For his happy time :D
567avril 2 months ago
haha this song iss funny.
smileryleigh 1 year ago
..... is that Bill Nye the Science Guy playin the guitar?
emoelmoXP 1 year ago
@emoelmoXP O_________O i i dont think so :P
LauraRAWRJayne 1 year ago
lol @ face he made at end
ZergSpawnSC2Armory 1 year ago
He's hot.
FreshThemFancy 1 year ago
I gave him 2 thumbs up on the smile vid. NOW I GIVE HIM 2 THUMBS DOWN simply because he was wearing CROCS!!! HOW GAY!!!! No wonder his girlfriend has a girlfriend now! DUH!
theirishinc 1 year ago
@SuperJennygurl ur dirty
blondie9753 1 year ago
omg i loked up the website i love the kitties!!!
chexer1231 1 year ago
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longhairedbeast 1 year ago
whats up with the lotion?!
aSharebear4U 1 year ago
@aSharebear4U seriously? u just asked that question?
HU4L1991 1 year ago
if you love this song thums it up
emokitty6969 1 year ago
it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
darrengerdude96 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!!!!
kimzyriley 1 year ago
the only thing i hate about this video is kracker's CROCS. gross. >.<
bballfreak0402 1 year ago
Uncle Kracker is sexy....lmao
lovesent2kids 1 year ago
I have to laugh at this. Makes the guy out to be a complete idiot. He has a fantastic voice. Can we corner the lotion market
Majestictwin 1 year ago
i wonder how many people have searched muff mayem after watching this haha!
Adampaulburrows 1 year ago
Really? 3 bottles of lotion? You need help.
ncloven 1 year ago
no shit his girlfriend's got a girlfriend, look at the size of him
mattelvado 1 year ago
@mattelvado dude.....Uncle Kracker gets far more women than you could ever get....money means far more than looks you fool
Jacobrester 1 year ago
damn those girls are hot
tomot1496 1 year ago
Holy fuck he use's alot of lotion thats pretty greasy :/
lostgeneration1000 1 year ago
i<3him.
He is so talented.
blablablabla9826 1 year ago
Bahahaha, his shirt: Community College: easier than regular college! HELL YEA!
stedycapcadet 1 year ago
Love his voice! great songs.
blinkbackatu 1 year ago
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blinkbackatu 1 year ago
Uncle Kracker looks like a fun guy to chill and drink with.
IncessanteSpirito 1 year ago 2
all your songs are the best keep it up, and high.
TheGilnaraja4 1 year ago
lol this is funny as hell hahaha
super97049 1 year ago
nc voice uncle cracker!!!! nc song !!
14Reymark 1 year ago
poor guy. Almost feel sorry for him.
Hyorinmaruice 1 year ago
what? only three videos? make some more Uncle Kracker!
your songs are good!!! keep it up..:)
MRcommentator18 1 year ago
ha best shirt ever thumbs up if u agree!1!!
Thebandgeeker 1 year ago
I don't think I would be very upset if that was me...just sayin.
CardiacKid65 1 year ago
whos the guy playing the guitar hes in almost in every scene
MsPackersfan101 1 year ago
great song dont like the video
MsPackersfan101 1 year ago
thumbs up if you went to muffmayhem after watching this video
MinorFourtyNiner 1 year ago 204
@MinorFourtyNiner I wish i knew what lube he bought too! lmfao. Jokes just went to muffmayhem.
Dragonfan5 1 year ago
@MinorFourtyNiner couldnt resist
blondie9753 1 year ago
@MinorFourtyNiner you no that
jlippy1992 1 year ago
@MinorFourtyNiner Or thumbs up if you went to your bedroom and tried to see if pillows made feathers. ^-^
KyleLee408 1 year ago
@KyleLee408 there are pillows stuffed with feathers ya know.
degen83 10 months ago
@degen83 Mhm. x]
KyleLee408 10 months ago
@MinorFourtyNiner all i saw.. was fkin Cats xD
redranker123 10 months ago
WAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MSMINA620 1 year ago
he looks different in every video
drakerobson1994 1 year ago 2
what a video ! hahahah =)) LOL !
TaBaLoTsKiE09 1 year ago
haha funni video... but luv it lol
1BugLUV 1 year ago
How much lotion does this guy go through??? lol So funny.
Amazing song.
A7Xrockerchick 1 year ago 2
@A7Xrockerchick less than a bottle. At the start the boy had 3 bottles. THEN A FLASHBACK. He took 1 squeeze and bang he realized his "girlfriend" is a lesbian.
AND NO MORE PORN FOR HIM : (
Steve0II 1 year ago
uncle kracker is the shitz
theBeastSk8r1 1 year ago
wait didnt it just say watch full video for only $9.95? 2:11
the15mile 1 year ago
@the15mile 2:00 it works better
the15mile 1 year ago
I love it how he's soo casual and relaxed
drakerobson1994 1 year ago
cool... i had to google muffmayhem to see if its a real site..
kraziestylecrew 1 year ago
@kraziestylecrew is it a real site?
A7Xrockerchick 1 year ago
@A7Xrockerchick ..yess..google it just lock your door and dont get busted like did
kraziestylecrew 1 year ago
wat a ledgend!
chickemi 1 year ago
he got a great voice and he is hot!!!!!
BreannaLoveSpongeBob 1 year ago
ew, he wears crocs :|
0:21
0:45
00bobiscool00 1 year ago
look i love this song because im a girl and my girlfriend once cheated on me and yeah lol i just love this song
pagewashere185 1 year ago
wow um he was watchin porn and gettin lotion to ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Coolpeeps25 1 year ago
i love this man is so hot <3
SAOC0015 1 year ago
you'll see this video is u go to muffmayhem . com XD
zoeyprince143 1 year ago
whats that soap thing that guy buys?
monkeynailz 1 year ago
@monkeynailz its lotion so he can......u fill out the rest
elepine4 1 year ago
frikkin awesime!
IllRockYourSox1 1 year ago
3bad....those ppl are stoopid!!! He's amazing=)
jbontopbby 1 year ago
WHY!!(silent*) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?(silent too*) (look of confusion)
the15mile 1 year ago
figured he would watch porn as soon as he brought lotion to his computer... lol
masterwarcraft3 1 year ago
@masterwarcraft3 agreed lol :P
Vancar9397 1 year ago
ew so nasty he did not know you are slow
TheJuju0203 1 year ago
ew so nasty he did not know you are slow
TheJuju0203 1 year ago
haha now thats just funny u know your obviously not pleasing ur girl enough if she turns lesbian on u lol
Fallensoldier101010 1 year ago
hes so awesome yay for lotion uncle Krackers awesome
hujipher 1 year ago
this is a good song so is follow me by uncle kracker
bomhead1 1 year ago
this is funny in away but it rocks
MeducaARO 1 year ago
this is a good c.d i like a lot.
MeducaARO 1 year ago
hahaha..funny song, soooo funny song...i loved it, good nice new idea :D :D :D :D :D :D
DyingWithin 1 year ago
This kicks ass
Like Weird Al is now trying except 20 times better
TailsIceify 1 year ago
Shoot didnt evennotice anyone but those two chicks
whitelandWR 1 year ago
funny but good
wolfrunner222 1 year ago
i know someone this happened too, and i dont car what you say about it it would suck balls then ITS FUNNY AS HELL
nccamokid 1 year ago 4
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON DE SKIN!!!
brandon10255 1 year ago 33