Civilization 5 Nuke and Death Robot victory

[cashdealer07]

microsoft sam would be less annoying than you.

[BriefmomentOfficial]

@Danceisfun43 Why should I? You insolent little immature child...

[BriefmomentOfficial]

26 happiness! Pfft. in the first 10 turns of the game, I already have 170 Happiness!

[danceisfun43]

@BriefmomentOfficial go suck a dick

[cardozinha02]

@BriefmomentOfficial whats ur point hes have half of the world im surprised he still has happiness

[crispexi]

Takes forever... LOL yeah it does. I like playing on marathon. Haven't got civ V yet but plan to soon.

[Indirectcell]

strawberry map

[frakke123]

Patriotism. Wonder why no one is shoutin you

[Flizank01]

Are you roman from party down?

[neumei626]

By 1894 in my first game I had +2800 culture, +3100 science per turn and 236 happiness. 847 civilians. About 900 gold. Granted it was only on difficulty 3, but still. Absolutely no competition from AI.

[runsaber1]

was that 0bama having gay sex with arab children and sucking about 60,000 muslim cocks

in washington just before the atomic bomb hit? *lulz*

[dontpuchit]

you talk really gay XD

[tormentajr]

how did you get the robots?

[madjestic]

please stop touching yourself

[Pungdverg]

Oh, I forgot I had this game on my old steam account, time to play it again! :D

[TheAfghantigerz]

lol mate 860 gold per trun isn't much

[DAFIEND97]

@southernpreppy well if it's that bad, I dont think i'll be getting it. Thanks for the warning! Saved me $50, not to mention time.

[Anthonyk312]

@DAFIEND97 It's not, don'y listen to him. Arguably one of the best strategy games since civilization 4.

[shanebehemoth]

did you play for 24 hours straight?

[xXlogatorXx]

lolz :D

[pplayerof]

lol virgin op speakin

[holyslay]

Whitty remark about this video being somehow related to Fallout 3



[ShoeBob98]

holy fuck

[areyoumadlol123]

@shaftshaft

[AutoMotive78]

I've had 1,000 Gold a Turn lol but I like to play on Settler cause it's 10x more fun than playing it the right way xD

[shaftshaft]

All that work for a still screen ending. Its like we got nuked back into the NES era.

[TheGogetaAshame]

Why the fuck are you playing as PERSIA??????????

[SirPsychoBarney]

@TheGogetaAshame 'cause if you make a crap-ton of immortals and keep upgrading them they keep their double heal rate. and the extended golden ages it pretty useful

[svenjeder]

@TheGogetaAshame Why the fuck not?

[DAFIEND97]

You sound really tired.



[Conceited98]

@DAFIEND97 He probably is, if this was one sitting. I remember playing 1 game with a friend for about 16 hours, straight. Then we started another one right after, lol.

[DAFIEND97]

@Conceited98 I'm pretty excited and interested in the game, but not quite sure if should get it -- don't want my life to fly out the window lol

[dustsmallhong]

funny, why don't you build courthouses to your puppet cities and annexed cities?

[androiddevelophowto]

computer specs?

[happosai27]

i still think the best way to play civilization games is on the giant worldmap with the most possible enemies on the map and on hard ^^

[JagjeetMann]

I like your stoned commentary lmfao

[1tobedoneX]

I dominated Eurasia. WITH AMERICA!

[Saverosso]

@1tobedoneX cool story bro

want a cookie?

[1tobedoneX]

@Saverosso Yeah. Too bad I couldn't have enough time to get rid of the only civilization left besides me.

[nuckingfutsguy]

TW or gtfo

[MyWordizBond]

nice! what level was that game?

[129spitfire]

Sparta!!!!

[youngvikingwarrior]

This guy beats off to civ.. probably wu zetian

[TheKirkhammett96]

i think there's something called hypercam or camstudio , retard

[Stewbone]

@TheKirkhammett96 And your point that everyone on Earth should have it IS?

[killerz1032]

dude i got a 50 turn golden age using Darius

BEAT THAT!!!!!

[WujiKyuremu]

lol. one time when I was playing as the danes I got up to 106 happiness. xD

[Silventolin]

What difficulty are you playing on?

[8KY8]

Wow, you suck at this game as far as I can tell.

[shadowofthedayz]

Why is New York above Singapore? They're not supposed to be on the same continent

[davaeron666]

@shadowofthedayz In the civilization serie, you can play the game with real earth continent and city location....or totally random land mass and starting point. That is why.

[theomer1]

Dude, why are you so happy about this victory? You're probably playing at the beginner difficulty level.

[BeAwesomeful]

@theomer1 You're supposed to be happy when you nuke something, it's evolutionarily programmed into our DNA.

[Pmag86]

This guy reminds me of the fat bald WoW player from south park

[LordProtektor2]

why the hell are you filming your monitor?ôo

[Nightshift10000]

Can anyone else see the Giant Death Robot saying to all the enemy units - "You're all My bitches now, Muhahahahaha!" before it fires.

[Tennispro349]

If you had nuked washington instead I could have said that that was how fallout 3 began :)

[ToshibaBFMA]

Yep There is no othe way.

Destoy

kill

Rape

Do whtever you want.

Game will not give you 1 chance to win with science or diplomacy

[TheDbend]

And thus.. The Capital Wasteland was born

[9jake2k]

get fraps dude



[WhiteCookieStudios]

@9jake2k or something free..like hypercam. You people need to understand that some people cant afford programs like FRAPS.

[pope000]

@WhiteCookieStudios No you need to understand, FRAPS is free!

[nerfmaster329]

@9jake2k Only downside is the free verison can only record for 30 seconds, and it costs about 35 dp;;ars to buy it D:

[Phead128]

@nerfmaster329

...or you can download a fraps cracked version like everyone else lol.

[nerfmaster329]

@9jake2k dollars* God fucking dammit

[WNxAtlas]

@9jake2k Or Xfire, works atleast as fine, and is free.

[ThInTrM]

@WNxAtlas WNx?! Warrior Nation is everywhere I go! XD

[WNxAtlas]

@ThInTrM We're just trying to take over the world.

[MrLeo798]

You need to find something else to do...

[lacrosseguru89]

you must get all the girls eh

[CousCous102]

shuld ahve sleath bombed singapore then attack with GDR

[clipmaster30001]

lol why does the middle continent look like a native dancing ahahahah

[ubentu]

RAISE YOUR DIFFICULTY LEVEL.

[ubentu]

0:15. Total nerdfest.

[starbucks2101]

AI are so fucking aggressive that why we all forced for military victory.

[ALXVid101]

@starbucks2101 whats AL?

[Dirf119]

@ALXVid101 No, not AL, AI. Artificial Intelligence, meaning the opponents you play against.

[aristotelis1999]

i play in 6 leven with 22 and i have win many times

[aristotelis1999]

you are good but what leven you play?

[Temedgin1]

we've all done that on the easiest setting, its just that the rest of us did'nt bother to record it. give you your dues, though- all that conquering takes stamina. +1

[Spikeball1313]

sparta ftw



[thehappy15a]

It's like the prequel to fallout 3

[DeathMetalStarFist]

random

[littlekuriboh21]

Can you say world editor

[eugeniomyles]

*Charleston

[nousername21]

Epic facepalm...

[Sparta4always]

Nuked Washington? Fallout anyone?

[volodask]

the end kind of sucks, doesn't it?

[Dudeguy1112]

What computer do you have?

Anyone reccomend a reasoniibly priced good gaming computer?

[DzzyL]

@Dudeguy1112 What do you consider "reasoniibly" priced? If you want to get a decent gaming computer at a good price just get the parts, and build it yourself.

[Dudeguy1112]

@DzzyL

Yeah, but i'm not a genius with computer, and believe me i would build one if i could.

I'm just not that savvy.

[LELIUX1988]

4:00 fallout 3 came out...

[MLGingerGaming]

Holy Shit its Mechanical God Zilla lol

[axguy545]

and thats how fallout 3 began

[envy320]

dude, ever heard of Fraps?

[4lge]

3:55 That's where Fallout 3 starts.

[darthmustard777]

@4lge YES

[TheIDCBear]

what difficulty?



[pHaZe017]

haha poor singapore.

[NEILARMENSTRONG]

and this is what would happen if the states become really the strongest country....so lets keep russia, china and the talibans : "))))

[ubentu]

@NEILARMENSTRONG No.

[TheTabaK23]

this guy needs a life

[AdmiralMooseKaw]

@TheTabaK23

1/10 bad troll, wouldn't read again

it only takes ~5 hours to get this far, your point is invalid

[rajivrjm]

hi ... can u tell me the cheats for Civ 5 on the mac please

[ganitywaltz]

@rajivrjm look them up

[shazzi2k]

Its a great game but fails on multiplayer as there are no unit animations :( Only reason me and my friends got it was to play online. When when units were teleporting around the map, we were like...FUCK that...

[Jarzka1990]

Next time use Fraps

[moonpie50]

You have giant death robots but can still die of strep throat

[mickeyyeung0528]

i would rather use the copper gunship instead of the robot

[fenomenomancroatia]

how do u have a giant death robot if you're still researching penicilin

[mafiaman109]

3:54 just like in fallout 3 lol...

[knasbollen]

washington goes fallout 3 wasteland

[wickedconman]

70 turn Golden Age? How the heck is that possible?

[superrux123]

how do you get death robots when you haven't discovered penicillin yet?

[Livingali3]

lol "just got that citehhh..."

[clap4vids]

GOD GIVE ME BACK MY TOTS!

[Synergy157]

you sound like your going to kill yourself

[Golmoradi1984]

3:58 Ahmedinejad´s Dream

[Golmoradi1984]

IRAN :D :D

[gokartracer241]

I won that way i conquered Persepolis and then I defeated Athens

[WhoopeeCo]

Prologue to Fallout 3.

[comrade44]

Persia is insane with their golden ages!

oh and soldiers are probably some 27 million, not thousand =P

[9sado99]

are there nuke missiles and ''nuke planes'' ?

[comrade44]

@9sado99 The first nuke you get is dropped by a plane, the 2nd is the tactical nuke, its harder to shoot down because its a rocket. No ICBMs anymore.

[9sado99]

@comrade44 thanks buddy

[conoriskool]

you talk so fuckin annoying you sound gay the way you drag out your words

[16technokid]

@conoriskool its called being a douche

[16technokid]

@conoriskool and your one of them so leave him alone

[sprucemoose18]

Oh, and one last thing... I am currently invading France (to teach those bastards that waging war on my empire is a bad, bad idea) and I have captured one of their cities. Should I annex it, give it a puppet, or raze it (which is what I have started doing)?

[RefreshChannel]

@sprucemoose18 id annex, or raze(to remind da world of ur power.lol

[sprucemoose18]

Also is it better to annex a city or install a puppet government? I took over the nearest city-state to me, annexed it, and now i'm at war with the Ottomans and the French! I have the Germans and Arabians on my side (i'm playing as the Romans) and now my game has already turned into a World War! After about three, possibly four hours of gameplay (and aggressive expansion).

[sprucemoose18]

I've just got this game and I was wondering- where should I build forts? Whenever I select my workers the recommended thing to build is always something other than a fort, most of the time its just farms and trading towns.

[TheMetaldriger]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! NOT SINGAPORE THAT WHERE I LIVE

[Justasktheprogamer]

@TheMetaldriger not any more

[MrSilentInstrument]

@TheMetaldriger Congrats, you are now part off the Persian Empire apparently o_o

[4462892Perez]

washington became new vegas

[Daginni1]

Center continent looks like a jumping ninja.

[boxtears]

I always play Prince and the computer always owns me. They expand too fast and get the best units before I do. I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I've played Civ since forever usually on the hardest difficulty settings. People keep saying this is easier than all the other Civs but I'm not feeling it.

[shamir137]

some of your cities were starving lol but you look to be an expert at this. nice vid!

[saporracho]

Are you playing on the easiest level?

[Scarletdevilist]

Lol, the nuke hit Washington. Its fallout 3 all over again XD

[AceMyth1]

Damn that's running really smooth!!!,

[wethepeoplesayyo18]

IN all the videos I watch america is always the final civilization left. GO AMERICA!

[Alathaea]

@wethepeoplesayyo18 Wooooo! Your drawn out death comes months after everyone elses! America, Fuck Yeah!

[Quentin02143]

nice computer...running CivV late game really well.

[Dman920Original]

i have like 7 giant death robots at the moment i have 1 contenent greece has the other, i swear to god, his whole continent is urronded by my ships and he cant get his units out xD

[Irregulation]

IRAN GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

[SIXXX1POUNDER]

i thought that u cant attack cities with the robot

[tmlkrs]

@SIXXX1POUNDER You can it's just less powerful.

[A5runner]

Thank god the horses are fine, whhheeeww. :)

[SoCalAries]

death robots are funny and all but theyre never gonna be practical in the form theyve taken in this game.. why the fuck would a military vehicle have legs? lmao u could just knock that shit over. sci fi mechs are ridiculous, we will be laughing at ourselves in the future like we are today about the past. teachers told my mom that by the year 2000 we'd have flying cars. what idiot today would think that's safe or practical? same goes here lol. just saying

[unquietemu]

fallout ending... next video, taking the Washington from radscorpions and mutants

[seromania85]

the middle island looks like an old draw of dancing people xD

[eugeniomyles]

@seromania85 Looks like the Charlestone! 

[TheHiran619]

Has the video got Earthquake...?

[Ironman52398]

Haha noone cares for culture! World domination bitch!

[SpecialistZer0]

And thus this is where fallout 3 begins........after the persians bomb wahington......

[stayris256gr]

Nic vid Whats your PC and settings?? Please reply

[TheTerj]

That is freaking sweet, just bought civilization yesterday, can't wait to learn enough to start doing stuff like this haha

[Dubjayonthetrack]

PERSIANS FO LIFE

[SteelHyaena]

LOL... that was both adorable and hilarious.

[Kayokak]

I gots to play this NOWW :P

[MCPOJohn]

his production is alot like mine, and i only own half the world

[ZamziKush420]

killed it lol

[maxiienco21]

robot isn't Battlefield 2142 mech?

[TheNicolascap]

dude! you love to cause massive destruction! you also you laughed like a maniac!.....i like it!!

[MarcfromTreasureNet1]

forever alone

[ChronicTroll]

@MarcfromTreasureNet1 lol

[OpenGLSecond]

Which difficulty is this on?