Mass Effect ugly chinese sole surviver

[matenator13]

Did you record this with a pair of chopsticks lol

[TheElMuffin]

He's not Chinese, he's fuglynese.

[macandfriends]

Go ahead and laugh, but soon enough you'll find out that no biotic can match the asian power of MATH

[IronMaiden881000]

Press 3, I dare you

[Sizarion120]

THIS SHEPARD HAS FAILED

WE WILL FIND ANOTHER SHEPARD

RELEASING CONTROL...

[TanWeiHou]

this is unplayable...his face is too epic...

[UniversalVision]

There should be a hidden option in the game where if you managed to create the MOST UGLIEST CHARACTER, all the characters in the game would have difficulty keeping a straight face in all the dialogues--EVEN THE ENEMIES!

[Link9164]

@ZoxMoNsTeR

I realized that it's in fact only 8 facts.

[frazier]

at least you got the great quality of recording this video with a box of cereal.

[Jokenx3]

PABLO!!!! CHEAPER LABOR!!!

[slipknot3597]

LMFAO!! this shit is fucking funny

[iVictoriaL0r]

I've made worse :)

[petrolacosaurus]

hahaha

[thez13223]

ROFLMAO

[petrolacosaurus]

@thez13223 roflmaozedong

[mamabadjodjo]

looks liek yao ming

[JeromeRyan88]

lol!! a mongoloid sheperd nyahahah

[8Rodr1guez5]

Liara is his LI. >D

[C9316]

literally spit the juice in my mouth all over the floor when I saw that dude's face...

[medcsu]

The build up was epic

[cyclopsdias]

Now we all know why he is the sole survivor.....

[ShadowSplicer57]

@cyclopsdias Thresher Maw: I ain't touching that with a thirty foot pole!

[spongeybab]

LOOOOOL

[mitra32203]

ooooooh he a chineeeese!

[Hal0Prodigy]

Shepard's face killed the Reapers

[panyaw1]

He's got kissable lips by the way.

[TenBear]

ive never laughed so hard in my life. Sweet.

[LeathaFace17]

Oh god, that thing talks.

[levipwndHD]

Toghater whe wyll destroyy gowdzirla

[andrziv]

I almost lost my job when I was trying hard to suppress bursting out in loughter in front of my je*k boss because of this.

[Radman2117]

OMG I couldnt breath for like 20 minutes I was laughing so hard when I saw this guy roflmfao.

[Banzay27]

This is one Commander Sheppard who won't be too bothered by the lack of watermelon and fried chicken on the new Normandy's mess hall.

[anticliche321]

china rejected him :)

[trykkestar]

Irrasseahmah! (Anyone know what that guy on the citadel means when he randomly screams that in ME2??

[OtakuNoDoitsu]

@trykkestar

It is a japanese word and means 'Welcome' often said in restaurants. (irasshaimase)

Ramen is also a japanese food ... so itadakimasu - 'Enjoy your meal' ;)

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Shepard: I was sahposed to be an engineeah, but I couldint speak Engrish so I became da first Chinese Spectah instead.

[xXxPiousNinjaxXx]

Yao Ming + Susan Boyle = ......that....

[mesothorium]

how do you control asians with unlimited power?

[plokiju12345]

I RAFF I RUSE?

[akm169mm]

YAA MING

[Paellain]

Lmao I laughed my ass off the entire video since Shepard's face appeared. Dammit my eyes are wet

[Julianpig77]

now we know why shepard was the sole survivor

[xShinobiDisasterx]

I'm part Chinese and I gotta say.. that Shepard is ugly as fuck!

[Detallado]

I bet Miranda didn't have sex with that character.

[CenterEntertainment]

KIDS REACT TO VAGINA EXAM



[maverickx526]

Yao Ming?!?!

[thegreenghost1000]

hory shet

[ParkJungAh]

I cant imagine the sex scenes with this guy....

[ma3cTp034]

ахахаха, ваще жестяк.

[sartte]

kEEl IT WIT FIRE

[dman19851996]

I'm vietnamese, and I must say, I do see guys on the streets like this.

[Zipzopzoopidybop]

SHAVING GARAXY BRING HONOR TO FAMIRY!!

[MrRunescapeGuy1]

am commander shaperd and this is worist video on youtube

[CommanderMattShepard]

@MrRunescapeGuy1 I'm Commander Shepard and this is the stupidest guy on the Citadel.

[xxxblackvenomxxx]

lol.. alien shepard

i would have laughed the WHOLE game if i had such a shepard.. rofl

"how do you control agents with unlimited power?

"well, shepard, how do YOU control that FACE?!" lol..

[CrazySk8r999]

Hahaha. Am I the only one who found this face cartoonish?LOL xD

[RAAM855]

666 comments creepy but i just made it 667 proof that the ugly shepard is a demon

[MarcelSerbassen]

Burn it, we must burn it completely!!!

[McDanko]

am i the only one who did not halt laughing for a second during tht video hahahahah

[chazimo12]

@McDanko Nope, i couldn't stop for a few minutes either XD

[ThePannKaka1]

Anomaly Detected

[ThePieIsLie]

Isn't that the villain from Mulan? xD

[seva809]

I lold so hard.

[awesomeJoz]

Me gusta

[TheGameGuy31]

Ugly shepards always make my day. xD

[PorkyBoi00325]

@TheGameGuy31 Haha me too especially this one 

[medcsu]

Nice man lol. 

[lukeclews]

Don't you mean Seoul survivor?

[charger619c]

@lukeclews Nicely done.

[JinRenegade]

@lukeclews *>>>>>>>LOL<<<<<<<*

[axelsxnumba1fan]

@lukeclews

I love you.

[mookahmookah]

@lukeclews seoul is in korea...well it's a joke idc

[saygoodnightmanuel]

@lukeclews that, my friend, is the most epic comment ive seen in a while. :))

[paydafee]

@lukeclews omg I shit my pants laughing

[bladerunner162]

By god!

[TheVideoAnalyst]

Imu Commandel Shepald, an des is mah favolite stole on deh citader.

[HenryN7]

"What do you know about the spectres" lmao oh my god I think I could die a little bit happier.

[mansoor619]

he can not say "wow". He would say like" wooh"

[bradalfk]

Oh my goood I cant stop laughing!

[infections]

When he actually talks in shepard's voice...Oh man..LOL! The "No fucking way" feeling is overwhelming!

[ChuntyCops]

Lmfao amazing.

[iTubeYourDadsMinge]

hhahahaha amazing

[doctor9ism]

i am a chinese and i am totally pissed!!!!!!!>:(

its funny to see how some people claim ash to be a racist while themselves...

[freakmommah]

it gets worse when he talks! omg! tears!

[ThePieIsLie]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite noodle bar on the Citadel.

[lotusblack80]

I couldnt stop laughing !!!!

[JKRand0mn3ss]

It's only racist if you think about it BAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

(im asian by the way)

[bstmanversusskeletor]

Some people like to make their character as good looking as possible..

[toastysock]

Lmao this isn't racist you dweebs. It's just hilarious. Ugly people come in all colours and sizes, you know.

[lolfake111]

hahahahahaha fucking hell

[LastHanyou]

Chinese Shepard asks...how DO you control agents with unlimited power?

[LiamAndJackWhut]

He sorta looks like a french - vietnamese mix xD

[Throrine]

In the future there will be technology to make his face smaller, and better and stronger.

[dude00urock]

what happened to your face shepard...

[ahdeath2007]

even when the ladys speaking to him shes trying not to look at him shes omg that guy has an ass for a face i think this is quite a racist characture cos i have never seen any east asians look like that

[Graymoths]

He looks like Mr. Potato.

[Vionail]

And then the camera turns around to show the epic hero of ... OMG! I JUST PISSED MY PANTS! xD

[TheRandomBrosproduct]

I have one word to say... Racist

[DieMenschMaschine1]

@TheRandomBrosproduct Don't you mean "Lacist"?

[anon12377]

oh my god. FUCK! I couldn't stop laughing...

[humdrumfeast]

ugly shepards always make my day

[cele49]

Mysterius Man: Miranda, i spent billions and billions of galactic credits for the Lazarus project... I hope that Shepard will not disappont me.

Miranda: You can feel safe, he will not disappoint you, i guarantee.

Later, after grabbing Shepard's body from the planet of the crash...

Mysterious Man: Oh my God! Is this Shepard??? Reject this monster on the planet, I prefer the Collectors D:

[yougonasorry]

HAhahahahah lmao i laughed so much when i saw his face

[oOxiny]

lol this had me in tears

[phoenixwarrior100]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Chinese version of Pierre. Welcome aboard commander Pierre Shepard.

[Meescool2]

i'm commandur shlepad and dis is mai favolite stole on da citaderl

[Andreazor]

It is commandelu Shepaldu and diz is mai favulit lice on re Citaderu!

[GamerElemental]

He must have on some really nice pants!

[stealtharctic]

Looks like Hitler with a mask on or some kind of tan

[MachineFight]

BWAHAHAHAH HES SO FUCKING UGLY xDDD

[IBEQ0187]

serious face is serious?

[charlie9826]

lololoolololololololololololol­olololololololololoollolollolo­lololo

[Vanguard822]

So that's why he survived the thresher maw attack... Damn thing must have mistaken him for a lump of sh*t

[DJacKnifeAlpha]

EPIC CHIN.

[washmuki671]

Looks like a Chinese version of Hitler.

[DavidHolland22]

Funniest thing i've seen all day!! Your shepard was so ugly that i immediately started playing the first mass effect again just so i could make a fugly shepard that will save the galaxy in the ME3

[space771000]

hilarious

[NonstopRam]

Threser Maws can do that.

[Sterman99]

my god! ugh! my eyes, my eyeeees!!!

[AfterShock89]

Putting both Chinese and ugly seemed sort of redundant 

[julianoa4l]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, 

[Sinaeris]

When the video poster kind of snickered, I lost it. This is gold.

[AkuRokuforever]

someone made mass effect character who looks exactly like finland`s president! (Tarja Halonen) xDDDD I couldn`t stop laughing! and character name was Tarja Shepard ahahahahaaa! :"DDDD

this one was very hilarious too xD

[Poeticnuisance]

Thank you for not letting him look directly at the camera... I might have peed myself.

[lukeskywalker993]

Shephard: Above the law you say...

[cowgoesmoo2]

Racist much

[julianoa4l]

@cowgoesmoo2 Lighten up. What a faggot of a comment you homo.

[TanWeiHou]

that ain't a chinese,that is a non human race creature

[ithehairyjedi]

oh my god this is so funny

[AngusTheWolf]

looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down XD

[IzzyLovesRock]

what the fuck is that thing?!!

[SoCalAries]

oh gawd kill it with soy sauce

[Kz3andMore]

Shepard: º_º

[benxr2006]

wow thats epic

[Athanase48067]

kissy face shephard.

whutdooyooknowabotthespecters

[musikTECH]

Jenkins voice at 0:56 would suit this shepard~!

[tarkeke]

commander laughhard

[CorRomeister]

aaagh

It's like a scene from an aphex twin music video.

[calkyb]

Aww man, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That shepherd is hilarious!

[undefeated29]

wow that's kick ass dude! or more like kicked face.

well at least he's unique.

[saitoe503]

LMAO this is the ugliest fucking shepard i've ever seen, what an amazing video

[nick13108126]

man i was nearly crying with laughter at this when he started speaking lol

[gbyd]

loling anf the loling while filming

[highlore3]

hahahah

[RockabillyDeluxe]

haha this shepard is really ugly^^

[IcyHoTw]

i would like to see him died in ending of mass effect 2

[xidzenturres]

you raff you ruse

[rattletop]

Imao. the reapers would easily ran way into a black hole to keep away from this guy. easy ending to ME3

[Magicman10893]

No wonder Cerberus tried to kill this abomination with a bunch of Thresher Maws... and no wonder they didn't eat him.

[thegreenghost1000]

im commander shepard and my face destroyed what is and was the galaxy

[Mik5469]

hes ugly as hell! i could not play the entire game as that thing!

[LordEsel88]

If I need a good laugh, I watch this video. It never fails. =P

[PocusUK]

he looks like he's perpetually smelling a fart

[zerox505]

THESE COMMENTS ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS

[brainjuice654]

i have an asian shepherd too

[Anbus]

my stomach aches

[jamquackers]

lol

[KapitaenK]

My name is shepard and this is why i was killed and got my face redone at the beginning of ME2.

[CascadeZ]

LOL

[Fucklesticks]

Dude i'm laughing so hard i can't breath

[warrior1222]

he looks like the drug lord from blow with johnny depp

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Jenkins[Whispering]: Look at his mouth

Chakwas: Lol

[psychotron1099]

This is highry offensive to us chinese peopre.

[Tfirmin001]

@psychotron1099 thats actually Korean... X|

[lilhomang]

@psychotron1099 that comment nearly made me piss my panties

[GamerJer]

use this character in me2 lol

[WESTSIEEDE]

why the camera?

[shannonshallbemine]

I am literally laughing soo hard.......roflroflrofl

[13ooDy]

Looks like a character from Mulan lol

[DontFallOnMe]

Hitler must've got into the mass relay as that dude got in..

[Winteruk1]

Why am I laughing so much?!

[Robman2277]

when I saw his face I laughed hard, then when I scrolled down and looked at the comments I nearly fell off my chair xD

[brotherhoodoutcast22]

illuisve man was right to send him into the suicide mission

[miles305678]

How do you control agents who are so damn ugly XD

[kevinrocks2323]

Oh God, I couldn't stop laughing after reading everyone's comments.

[mprobertson1117]

The suspense to it pays off.

[doublezeroduck]

Yao Ming with a 70's porn stache

@doublezeroduck ROFL LMAO LOLZ LULZ HAHAHAH BWAHHAHAHAHAHAH etc..