simon cribs

[MiladyToxic]

Paula, she's in there somewhere..........!

[mishaboo98]

uncle simon :)

[angecast]

ha ha love simon. but uhh it must be nice to own various rooms in your home that you never enter? wow. also... you can tell this video is old because of the large grey computer monitor with the big backings, the square shaped tv's, and VHS tapes! good ol' early 2000's

[rebeccageiger35]

i think simon is so sexy ummmm id have dinner with him and make use of the bed hes like the bad boy type and seems to get a little naughty which i like

[nancybumbum]

oh. my.... god. above the kelly osbourne tape it says 'simon tease' what kind of tease...... strip perhaps? what other kind of tease is there that you would tape:L!?

[MrSpawn04]

this dude always acts gay in a way

[xthomaz1]

i like the fact that he doesn't even like his house

[CasparWilson]

fax machine? for when 1980 calls? About your hair...?

[terked5]

mark knopfler made a hilarious song about this called early bird

[AffectiveLine100140]

"This is where I reflect" *1 sec* "Reflection over." HAHAHAHA. Got to love Simon!

[ProductionsTiki]

nice Widows 1950

[rza1m]

simons banging the cook for sure. i would be.

[Arsenalover14]

ILL TAKE THAT OFFICE :D

[ddaniela9597]

THATS A HUGE FRIDGE!

[Gubbehh]

anyone know the name of the song at 2:13?

[mddale31]

this particular house isn't his anymore..

he built a HUGE, house science then, I think this was back a few years ago before he became a mega star...

[TimothyADonaghue]

That was sadly a very lame house. Why get something where you don't use literally half of it?

[carrieluvv]

i lurve simon

i dont think that house is his style....he doesnt seem too attached to anything there...like he had to pay for someone else's vision...ie: he hates the paintings

[carrieluvv]

i lurve simon

[Sophz3440]

he's baffled by his own house :L?

[plap111]

they seriously censored dick?

[blobymr092]

wouldn't surprise me if his made said ''we have no lemon pledge''

[FreestyleBrain]

whats the song starting at 2:30?

[N0rk0]

that house was so gay...

[rcorni2000]

Good house but it is just himself and his servants so he could save some money by living some where as nice but smaller.

[MisterGasMan]

typical, they have a big house and never come in 90% of it.

[jaquie321]

Oh love him! Such a wicked sense of humour!

[charlieiscool1000]

he dosent even live there most of the time hes also got a house in Holland park in London where he lives most of the year this is like his summer home whenever hes in the states cool he brought the HP source LOL

[ron7beck23]

He should have fired his decorator....he hates everything but I LOVE him

[Jasper8372]

I like Simons cook :)

[miowmiowmiow123]

at 2:37 does anyone know what song that is !!!!!!

[susanlovesmovies]

i love simon wooooo

[duckslolsexy]

I dunno about you, but I love the man. (; Having rooms you never use FTW! wish I could afford extra rooms!

[rrookie25]

some people got 2much money and they dont knw what to do with it, and some dont know if they have enough money for their next meal.

but simon is good he gives alot 2 charity

[wsgchopper]

was simon cowell like a music writter or what?

[robert16902008]

@wsgchopper hes was a manager, he managed the spice girls

[Deppdevotions]

@robert16902008 he didnt manage the spice girls, he lost out to simon fuller

[youfuckhim123]

UR AWEFULL JUST HORIBLE LOL LOL

[xlilmizjezreelx]

it looks like flowers and strips of bacon...

[69jaypee]

fuckin faggot!!

[thecrudmeister]

Has he used any room in his house?

[jbluver23411]

check out akons crib its wayy better!!

[MichaelCraigMagic]

"Apart from that, it's like a basic fridge". Yeah, missing out the fact that its 3 times the size of any original fridge!

[SaulaFan11]

"I mean.. what's that? is that a tail? or it's his....?" LOL

I have the same question.. I think it's the tail.. xD

[dowezee]

his like ken in a doll house

[ricky383slingshots]

he drinks jack daniels

[Riles07]

how can they not show his cars! He has a fucking Maybach and a Veyron!

[Computerprohelper]

lol HE HATES EVERY THING EVEN THE STUFF IN HIS HOUSE

[88NevrNuffMusic88]

simon is HILARIOUS..

[KellySmitherman16]

i was recently in the audience at the xfactor london auditions. my sister had a sign saying "all i want is a hug from simon cowell", he saw it and called us up infront of the whole 4000 people in the audience, and gave us a hug! i got a pic with him aswell. check out my display picture!! :) we got boo'd by the whole audience due to jealousy, but it was worth it because i love simon SO much! best day of my life. i may be 33 years younger than him but i want him <3

[Muscleduck]

A house like a palace, a cleaner, a cook, and yet the PC in his office looks like somthing that ran away from the 90's.

[joeboi85]

I wanted to see his cars. I know he's got cars...

[Kingpin0072001uk]

I thought he would have a nicer house..

Would liked to have heard what he was saying about kelly osbourne though

[PancakeClan]

that dosent make sence why dose he have a crappier TV than me

[watermelonygoodness]

You don't have HP sauce in America? We have it in Canada...

[0000infinity0000]

@watermelonygoodness

We're ass-backwards here. We still use the Imperial measurements....lol.

But we do have some of the greasiest food in the world. so that's something over your HP sauce...

I think...

Maybe...

Probably not...

No not really....

we're fat....

[Airbusftw]

Lol, whats d point in spending so much money in something that you would hardly ever use at all ?? Anyways, if only he could give me 100K pounds, which is basically just two sofas and a table that he ain't bloody using at all. I'd be a very happy man :P.

[hughiegrant]

"I hate this painting because to me, it looks like flowers and strips of bacon." hahaha ! got to love Simon! :))

[hahs4]

i am sure paula wouldnt mind having dinner with you simon

[charmsherk]

he is so filthy rich

[kezoy08]

does any 1 know the song starting at 1:40 its proper catchy?? and the 1 after??

[imadori1010]

he cant help but criticize stuff and his accent makes him sooo sexy

[1983Dave1983]

"Because it's so butch" LOL

He thought Kelly Osbourne was a joke, "this thing".. Then Sharon signed a contract to work with him Hahahaha

Gorgeous house, but I think he should move out. So many rooms that he's never used :-P

[donna1175]

@MultiWarfighter ....."We lent you Simon?"

Didnt know you owned Simon.

Simon should've married Terri :)

[TheKinkychicken]

lol i really like simon :) he's a really sweet nice guy untill he becomes .."judge simon" ...anyone who thinks he's an asshole in everyday life watch his interview with ellen degeneres and simon ...invite me over we'll try out the unused areas of the house ^^ il bring the luuuuuube you bring your smile and birthday suit

[floortje86]

thhis is so funny

[MeganxoLovesxoSaula]

I love the fact that they identify Terri as Simon "friend"

[hughiegrant]

@MeganxoLovesxoSaula haha! I noticed that too! :Terri, Simon's Friend" LOL

[ukrobbo73]

I thought his house would have more music stuff in it TBH. Not bad for for 36mill a year could be much better.

[KWANLOONGTER]

Flower with strips of bacon...XD

[damilkman91]

his too hotttt

[lujoebonjo]

where's his cars?! I thought he owned a Bugatti

[seny666]

hi does anyone knows what is the name of track starts from 2.18 thanks

[thomasholmes7]

Crying in the Discotheque - Alcazar

just found it amazing song

[hoi2000d]

lol i liv near no camras down my privat road :)))))))) hes funny he comez out n talks tu the paps hez cool hez got the best cars in the neybor hood

[o0IceRing0o]

dude i wanna live in terri's room. its like a hidden underground narnia! tee hee

simon so mean in a funny way i like his hous

[jordan13589]

Lol, HP = Hot pocket = :D

[mc2161]

for some reason, i expected more out of his crib... it's okay, but i've seen much better

[SynertiaNB]

terry : simon's FRIEND ? oh pleasee ! lol

[MultiWarfighter]

lol., fucking yanks do not know a thing, we have quite clearly taught you everything and have kindly lent you Simon and you still do not respect him.

by the way, why only look at the things in the fridge?

is it becasue your fat and overweight you need more food, enjoy HP !!!

[dlwke2]

multiwarfighter is nothing but a jealous Brit who wishes he could live in the US. too bad he's too stupid and pathetic to make it here.

[MultiWarfighter]

@dlwke2 - WHAT A NOB ?

I WOULDN'T MOVE TO THE U.S IF MY COUNTRY WAS BEING INVADED BY GAY RAPISTS (YOURSELF)

[dlwke2]

How dare you come on this website and start foolishly bashing Americans. What a way to represent the UK. Nice spelling, by the way! I guess the British educational system isn't what it used to be. Anyway, don't worry! Immigration wouldn't let you in! And I wouldn't be talking about the "fat and overweight" (your redundant description, not mine) being from the UK as you are. I have been there, and let me say that it's not exactly populated entirely by skinny minnies.

[damilkman91]

dayummm!! Thanks that was Brilliant

[paulosqueak]

its actually a deadly country...

[damilkman91]

i must say British men are hot!! but america is the place to be!!!!

[TheCookiedough290]

LOL Love Simon,I really do such a funny person:)

[tondamac]

man his cook is really cute.

[abbyrose93]

I'll eat dinner with you Simon :P

<333

[RoseEnchanted]

HB sauce is the most vile stuff in the world. we do not put it on everything !

[electronicchronic]

wat the hell is HB xD

[RoseEnchanted]

its the stuff he gets out of his fridge. It's this disgusting sour, runny brown sauce that people put in sandwiches and stuff. It makes me shudder to think about lol :)

[JimaaaH]

It's HP Sauce.. and you live where?!

[RoseEnchanted]

haha HP sorry

[lordsweety]

can anyone tell me wat song it is at 2:51 - 3:15 been looking for that song for years some please comment back

[RitchieEssOfficial]

It is called Sunchime by dario G, not sure if spelling is correct but that is the right song, subscrube to me please.Thanks

[gymdivasus]

Played a Live by the Safri Duo

[valid4life]

its played alive safri duo..my fav band love emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm muah!!

[Soiledmyself]

If everyone's their own worst critic, he must be HOrribly critical of himself. I wish him well.

[rongal6]

hes hillrous aww poor simon no one wants to eat dinner with me i would also im nice hes so funny i love simon!!!

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[ssuitter]

bud I would have dinner with you just let me rip that bugatti of yours

[broadwaybaby1130]

why wouldn't anyone want to eat dinner with simon?

i will! :)

[jacobjaime]

lol, i thought he would be ritcher,LOl. akons is probably the best!!

[PacmanNobre]

@jacobjaime He has more money then Akon and 50 Cent Combined.

[jacobjaime]

dang, how do u know, then he would buy a better house, and if you watch the akon cribs you will c wat im taking about.

[PacmanNobre]

@jacobjaime Dude, this is his house in America, he doesnt live there, try the one in London, and go to Wikipedia and see how much money he has.

[jacobjaime]

lol, ok, i believe you, i forgot he really lived in london, lol

[shottaz83]

he is rich he just spends his money wisely simon has hundreds of millions of dollars just doesnt show it

[pufflesareverygay]

hes fucking funny

[TheSophiee17]

Haha Simon is so adorable! The stuff he says is so cute and funny! Lovve him

[PLISKEN12]

THE OTHER ONE IS CALLED FAMILY ROOM

[beatrixane]

lol paula abdul could have dinner with you Simon xP

[cutie94xx]

haha lol love it! the dog picture! rofl

[SexyNeverLeft69]

that's not a basic fridge lol

too much is put in that fridge ahahaha

[SexyNeverLeft69]

My God...

Wish I had a crib like that too

Mine is just... way too small to be called a crib lol

[steeephaniadion]

i could have dinner with you darling:3

[exoticridesfanno1]

good old british blokes he knows what to do but they should have showed his veyron and if u had that much money u wouold just buy stuff u dont need

[kablesxx]

Awh, I think the part with his housekeeper is cute. He's not like a stereotypical celebrity who doesn't actually know the name of anyone who works for him. :3

[evantheperson]

WOAH CLICK THE ACTUAL VID UR WATCHING!

[MasterMixer1000]

i dont think he could get his head any further up his arse arrogant c***

[BrAnDeN6o22]

it seems that simon cowell is a loner after all, he says that there are many places in his house that have never been used and no one eats dinner with him. LOSER.

[keeleysian]

ah i love simon...hes wikid :)

[haileyssuggitt]

i'll eat dinner with simon :D!!

[canascot02]

mmmmm HP I put that on everything......get it here in Canada too. Same with flakes there amazingly flakey.

[darth961]

terrible absolutely terrible

[lundiz92]

this is my bedroom and it has never been used

[Epicskaterkid96]

i can see y no one want to eat dinner wit him jerk lol

[2spc4ever]

i want have dinner with him! :D

[jayboat45]

hmmmm, He seems like a real normal person. Not like the way others on cribs who put on the act.

[Schitzophreniccheemo]

lmfao "flowers and strips of bacon" btw did anyoen see that one of the tapes has 'simons tease' written on the side of it???

:S

:S

fwightened

[simz12341]

no one wants to have dinner with him hmmmm wonder why :)

[haguylerman]

how can he live the house if he doesn't like his stuff...pictures and never used..stuff ..

[mir4u18]

Is this a furniture store??Nothings been used...Nice sofas I must say.lol

[modeco]

NORAD to DEFCON 5, NORAD to DEFCON 5, we just picked something up on the Gay-dar...it's coming in from the East, direction United Kingdom, scrambling F-14s and alerting the U.S.S. Enterprise.

[sammylol]

He prbably plays world of warcraft all day that's why he's never in his house :P

[dennisiseenlievordd]

is there a second part?

[sparrowcrazy]

Lolz, haha I really like this guy.. but com'on.. that got to be the most boring house in the world.

Everything's blending white and clean, everything put in order. It's like an Ikea store;p

Like it's never been used.. which may be the case now when I think of it;p

Personally I wouldn't be comfortable in such a house, not one cosy corner to draw back to.;)

I can just say: This man needs a dog!;)

[meshyo]

cool house simon cowell has

[gf7215]

people love simon becuz of his money

[TheAnnaOfficialShow]

i know

[mollyclarea]

I LOVE SIMON COWELL !x lol

[BigGoron14]

Reading that was torture.

[Gawjus109]

lmao. and here's the dining room that we've never used because no one wants to have dinner with me... XD

[wimbletone]

lmao it seems like he's never even used that house. he keeps sayin 'ive never even used this"

[lolnchips1337]

Why do they love showing off things that they never use? They seem proud to have wasted so much money that would of surely been better spent somewhere else?

[twinrays84]

He is HILARIOUS!! :) Yeah he was like "almost" criticizing his OWN crib !!!! SO FUNNY!! :) That is why he is SO unique, humble, and TRULY LOVABLE!! LOVE HIM.... !!

[iHeArTgYmAnDtRaMp]

he was almost critisising his own house lol...idk lol

: )

[72533]

does anyone else notice that his tvs are from like the 80's????? Kind of a boring girly house in my opinion

[Logan]

Does anyone know the name of the song from 1:13 - 1:36?

The rhythm sounds like 'Kill You' by Eminem but done on guitars.

Does anyone know who made that?

Thanks in advance!

[RistoPerse]

I can picture him as a giant cock.

[SabRocka]

LOL "because no one wants to have dinner with me..." Poor Simon :( and yeah, he should get rid of that dog picture :D

[Saulaxxlover4lyfe]

Atleast it has color. ;)

[sparrowcrazy]

Yes... WHITE! ;p

[atthepistol]

Obviously bashing the cleaner.

[hbkfitz]

cadbury flake bars and hp sauce rule

[Schitzophreniccheemo]

lol yeah, they even taste nice together sometimes when your really drunk, lmao

[clydehan19]

200 million dollars and still earning..

2 buggati veyron and lots of sports car..

damn! i like this man , hahaha.. so0o00 rich ! and so funny..

[hbkfitz]

ya but what is with all the white id die

[HelloPRico]

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE CRIBS!IM STUPID!

[loserlolhaa]

omg simon is soooo funny hahaha

[Smashchampmavrik]

God He Judges Everything!

[mannyrocks1209]

my house is better than that crappy thing........

[tiyo87]

i bet simon be tappin the chef's ass

[dngrouscrgo]

lol he does have a gf ya know

[topgear100]

the 'chef' is his girlfriend....he was only joking!!!

[licensedtobeimmature]

"..cause no one wants to have dinner with me..", lol

[donna1175]

UK does have great singers, the Beatles were and always will be the greatest band in history!! RIP John Lennon who was the greatest!!

But you also cant deny Celine Dion & Whitney Houston. Two of the strongest , best voices I ever heard.

[ShinyLopunny]

at least he's honest about the living room lol

[scottwebb]

Hey thanks for pointing me in the right direction.....turned out it's called.....Crying At The Discotheque

[6G3rm4N9]

lol its official simon bitches about everything

[scottwebb]

Can someone tell me what the tune is at 2.00 ?