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  • hold on i love that one about the missile (however you spell the word) proof car that had me almost fall on the floor i was laughing so hard.

  • its from mean girls n ur halariouis

  • that line was from mean girls.

  • the epic non battle scen reely let me down

  • I find it weird that Bella had troubles with the people in Biology class pricking their fingers but her period's perfectly fine.

  • i no right, poor bella she must be like unconcious for a week every month lol

  • ahah I know. Like don't you think she'd go get changed and be like "Uhhh... Edward small... difculty..." and then she's pass out?

  • Um...that's not weird at all. Considering she's a woman and that's a natural part of life, it's easy to tolerate. I'm exactly the same way--I'm perfectly fine with that, but seeing other people's blood freaks me out.

  • but bella was scared of her own blood too!

  • I dont think it woulf be a problem fort HER, but it would for edward!!

    No one thought of that?

  • Yeah, Edward Must Freak Out For That One Week Every Month..Seeing As How Much Her Blood Sings To Him..Stephenie Really Should Have Explained How He Deals With It "/

  • If you really want to know, it's on her website :)

  • 6:53 almost made me wet my pants xD!

  • Don't have sex

    you will get pregnant

    and die

    soooo funny i think its from mean girls

    random but anyway

  • It only fuels your point on how Stephenie deffinetly reads FF b/c the 1st time i ever heard the nickname Jazz used was on FF. net. So i'm gonna say she got use to seeing it and incorperated it into the book. What's your username for FF?? I'd love to read some of your stuff.

  • great review but im pretty sure the nickname rose appeared in twilight when edward asked her to switch clothes with bella

    love the awards

  • I enjoyed watching your review so much! If I had to justify to someone before I watched it why I didn't like Breaking Dawn, I don't think I could have done it. After I read it I was left with this disappointment I didn't really understand but now I have SO many reasons!! I felt bad before too, about not liking it, but your video made me see that anyone who really respects this series and the author will realize that Breaking Dawn just doesn't measure up.

  • I hated the nickname too!! How cheesy. I hate cheese! But this video was very funny!!

  • Great video! So funny!^^ I laughed all the time.

    But i didn't know that edward has two medical degrees (sry don't no the right spelling). Where is that written?

  • steph mentioned it in several interviews and it was in the first chapter of midnight sun thats been on her website for forever =]

  • ha mean girls!

  • you forgot about the FEATHERS!!!! Edward "bit a pillow or 2."

  • I GET IT IT'S FROM MEAN GIRLS!!!

    LOL

    I NEVER NOTICED THAT

    LOL

    i hate renesmee.

    she should get the award for the most mary sue-ish TARD

  • bravo. bravo. Jazz made me crack up.

    you forgot, Breaking Dawn wins the most fan-made unrealistic rule breaking book EVER award.

  • I wonder if Bella ever saw Mean Girls.

    Really, Bella had a HUGE lack of faith in Alice. That pissed me off.

    I <3 Jasper. (x2)

    OMC! EDWARD: I DON'T WANT TO BE A DAD! Brilliant.

    erm... Edward has never practiced medicine.

    The blood thing is bs. It's in Twilight but is never mentioned again (expect in Eclipse when Jacob cuts his hand).

    The nicknames have all been on the lex for years. The nicknames are in Breaking because Bella wasn't really part of the family before.

    SEX SEX SEX! oh the joy

  • lol if she did she didnt listen to the coach very well.

    and yes eddie DID practice medicine. I dont remember where I heard it first but its in midnight sun's first chapter.

    "It was doubtful mr banner, a man of no more then average intellect, would manage to pull out anything in his lecture that would surprise someone holding two graduate degrees in medicine"

  • He has the degrees, yes, but he has never actually worked as a doctor.

    ... Unless you need to practice to get a medicine degree? I wouldn't know.

  • he might not have worked AS a doctor but he went through all the training and practice to become one. And yeah, you have to practice to complete your degree and graduate lol

  • I don't pretend to know how medicine degrees work, I'm staying away from Science. But that does make sense.

  • Hahahahaha.

    This is the best Breaking Dawn Review ever!

    Hahaha, I seriously agree with you totally!

    I thought this review was so hilarious I got my boyfriend to sit down and watch it with me and believe it or not he enjoyed it more than watching sports(he's a total non twilight fan) I didn't not agree with anything you said. I just wouldn't be able to word it, or be persistant enough to think it all out.

  • the bitchslap and the edward reaction to the pregnancy had me rolling on the floor! and the suitcase hahahaha...OMG. just stop it im dying here.and leah!she gets dumped for her COUSIN,she becomes a werewolf out of nowhere and her dad dies because she phased in front of him..and then jake has to imprint on a monster spawn!!!oh come on just give the girl a break..and what about sue clearwater?her husband had died what 3 minutes and she's jumping charlie?WTF?????

  • I was laughing so hard when you said, "Renesmee Carly the worst name since Albus Severus." rotflmao! I remember reading HP7 and thinking GOD THIS POOR KID IS GOING TO GET BEATEN UP! Then Stephenie decides she wants to top that and names Bella's daughter RENESMEE CARLY!

  • Oh fugg!

    Haha

    Mean girls

    totally get it

    haha!

  • Mean Girl quotes, ftw!

  • Nice mean girls reference.

    and an amazing review and awards. You're possibly my favorite person on youtube.

  • haha its from mean girls!!!!!

  • OMG WITH THE QUOTE I LOVE YOU.

    Jazz, eek. I agree. What do I not agree with in this review. Nilcho. You talk SENSE woman.

  • I sorta disagree on the blood craving thing... I mean yeah I've never seen it happen with blood, but my aunt used to pass out by the mere smell or sight of seafood in any shape or form (fish, shrimp, anything), she gave birth (to twins!) a week ago and she lives in another town so I dunno if the craving remained, I'll have to ask her, but while she was pregnant she ate sushi like there was no tomorrow!!... it was hilarious actually, even her husband was in awe xD

  • The worst WTF name since Albus Severus

    TOTALLY AGREE!! xD

    This vid is hilarious

    Have I mentioned how AMAZING you are?? xD

    B

  • I meant "most" not "worst"... sorry it's 5:20am here haha

    Heh, I guess now you know what I think about it... I agree with you, Renesmee Carlie is worse than Albus Severus lol

  • oh my god i TOTALLY agree with the Jazz thing when i first read it i was like :| are you kidding me? wtf?!

    i burst out laughing

  • tech is freaking awesome!! :D

    you just made my day.

  • god leah got such a bum rap. I didn't like her at first in eclipse but when she developed in BD it was magic. I was so foreseeing her with jacob...and ya know what happens? her heart gets thrown in the mud again, opps sorry leah this hot little half-breed just stole yo man. now she can go kill herself I guess. good going stephenie meyer.

  • Omg, I love you, this made me crack up!

  • i heard the nicknames (Jazz and Em) in fanfiction before breaking dawn came out. Another reason this book is fanfiction

  • Hey have you read the draft to Midnight Sun that stephenie just posted on her website, since it was leaked onto the web? It's a new chapter.

  • i loved b.d. tho!! but ur reviews were hilarious!

  • lolzzzz!!!

  • aha i luv ur reviews i totally agree w/ u about the naming of the kids in hp and twilight

  • aaaaaah!! i love you!

    xD

  • This book makes it seem like Stephenie knows her characters less than people who haven't even read the book. = _ =

    "If you don't like this book, then you don't really know the characters." She said that, right? Or something of the sort? Psh. WTF. Maybe it' because they didn't ACT LIKE THEMSELVES AT ALL IN ANY WAY. WTFFFF. >O Anywaiz, lmao xD. And when I read Jazz the first time, I'm like "Who's Jazz?" *looks around*. I'm gonna go cry in a corner for the tenth time today.

  • I love the mean girls quote lol

  • seth and leah are now offically my favorite characters, because i didn't ever hate them. at all. seth basically just kicks ass.

    and caius bitch slap made me laugh so hard. i called up my other friend and was like "irina just got bitch slapped sucker!!"

    sadly, she wasn't there yet. so i ruined it for her but w/e.

  • don't have sex, you will get pregnant, and die is from mean girls!(pe /health teacher said it)

  • i hate how he calls jacob son..

    throughout the book its stressing how renesmee and his relationship isn't like that, but then you hear.. fxcking son?!

  • "i dont wanna be a dad"

    i swear i died

    i thought BD was pretty good

    but u got to have some humor about

    it too

  • I think it's unfair that Bella is the only one reprimanded for being a nympho. Edward Cullen is just as bad!! And he has been teasing her since Twilight. Poor girl, it's all his fault lol.

    px

  • I have to say, I like the name Carlie- that was fine. I hated Renesmee. The only reason I say Carlie is because it is an actual person's name- one of my closest friends is called Carlie. So- careful! I don't think anyone would appreciate getting their name bashed because it belonged to a sea monster mutant vampire-human Mary Sue.

  • XD

    Seth<333333

  • I was soo mad at no sex scene!!!!

    Mean Girls!! Cuz u will get pregnant and die. Alright everyone takes some rubbers!!! LoL.

  • Oh my god I didn't even realizethat she is sick when seeing blood!

    Haha that quote is from Mean Girls :)

  • i laughed through the entire thing. and "dazzle-tastic?" i had to pause it and calm myself down. :D

  • Jazz and Em!!! Emmet is buff and manly! He's not supposed to be nick-named with a girl nick-name! I had to close the book and listen to angry music when I read that.

    I <3 Seth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I hate BD. Renesmee Carlie is better than Albus Percivial Wulfric Brian

    Poor Leah

    Eddy should have stopped at brother with that 'my son' line.

    I think it's forsook or had forsaken.

    Lol! Double Creeper Points!!

    It was so funny, Edward's reaction. But I was kind of sitting really still, too. Mostly because that was part of a finfic I wrote (i didn't post it on the net or anything, though).

  • missle-proof car yet no birthcontrol comment MADE MY LIFE. ROFL. r u reading this off a site or did u just make this all up?!? if this is from a site, where did u find it?!

  • all i could imagine was Jasper, the scarred b.a.m.f. doing Jazz hands with a huge smile on his face.

    ta da!!

  • I thought Alice did pack swimsuits...lol Renesmee Carlie and Albus Severus....horrible names....and not only did he have Medical Degrees lol anyone with enough common sense could have seen Bella was preggers...as soon as Edward said you were sleeping for TWELVE HOURS...it was a tad bit obvious...you know not to mention her crying the night before.....i love how you freaked out about the nicknames personally I just thought they were gay

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  • P.S. YOU get an award for using 'Dazzletastic' in a sentence.

    Bella gets an award for being the biggest nympho in the history of books.

    And Edward, he gets an award for being Edward. (even if he is totally OOC and a complete pussy!)

  • I found the part about Rose about to attack, weird too. For one thing, her control is right up there with Carlisle's. She's NEVER tasted human blood. Yet now, she's about to suck Bella dry.

    Oh and not even 10 minutes later, she's sitting on he couch, calmly feeding a child with HUMAN blood and a beating heart, some HUMAN blood out of a bottle. Why doesn't that freak her out? Hmmm?

  • "Renesmee Carlie: the most WHAT THE EFF name since Albus Severus."

    So true.

    I guess Bella just has horrible naming skills because I would have died just as much if it had been named EJ.

    I was already hoping for a way that the baby could just... not exist but when I read those names...

    Awesome review.

    And I love your "Edward after finding out his wife is pregnant" impression.

  • i really wanted to read that sex scene, but what a let down :\

    its so true, I was even thinkin how riddiculous it is that eclipse has more steamy-ness than breaking dawn did! Even though breaking dawn was the book where sex took plce multiple times, and the most eclipse got to was making out. Rip OFF in breaking dwan, rip OFF.

    ur review is rocking, im loving all the amazing points you come up with

    ;D

    yay tech

  • hehe mean girls!!! i loved that line!! :D

  • coach carr!

    chomidia

    K-L-A

    i think i spelled it wrong too.

    and jasper was in SOUTHERN america. not south america. sorry that bugged me. different. but you know that. you pulled a meyer.

  • no jasper was born in SOUTHERN america. Texas specifically. But he did his whole newborn army thing with Maria in SOUTH AMERICA, mexico city and stuff =]

    so naw, i didnt pull a meyer haha

  • i know right?!!?

    we were all waiting for this to be the BEST BOOK LIKE EVER! and it kinda sucked.....i mean it was ok....but w/e.....and the non sex is just retarded! i mean come on!

    that was just down right MEAN!

    and you know what.....it seemed like eddie didnt even want to be a father! even when Nessie was born! the book just didnt make sence...

    i love this video.!

  • These were hilarious :D

  • bahahaha mean girls

    you always make my day <3

  • Seth is the best!!!

    and OMG MEAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!

    "throw back shots of blood" made me laugh XD

    Jasper being called Jazz seriously made me go WTF?

  • haha tech i luv this part!

    i laffed soo hard dat my mom looked at me weird... hahaha

  • EM AND JAZZ = EPIC FAIL.

    SRSLY.

  • OH shush Tech, come break a head board and bite pillows with me. :)

  • WHEN BELLA AND EDWARD SCORED THEY BROKE THE HEADBOARD! HAR HAR HAR

    also eff breaking dawn

    how bout breaking headboard?

  • lol i loved the mean girls quote!!!!

  • ahh seth is deffinatly the best character everrr!!! i fell in love with him in this book. haha mean girls refrence!

  • OMG I love you Tech!! Mean Girls! I laughed so hard. My mom looked at me funny, but oh well!

  • dazzeltastic! LOL

  • bella called jacob her son...

  • I just died laughing about the award for packing a suitcase... Hahah tampons but no condoms. LOL love your videos.

  • Mean Girls!!!

    I LOVEEEEEE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!

  • Em and Jazz come up frequently in fanfiction....

    Methinks someone's "oh, a baby story would be great" ideas may have sprung from there too...

  • dazzletatsic!

  • HAHA "don't have sex, you WILL get pregnent and you WILL die" lol, mean girls :DD

    i LOVED your awards XDD they were hilarious... and 'dazzletastic' :]]

  • tequila blood shots all around!!!

    hahaha

  • ok the sex scene and the battle scene

    was amazing!!

    i agree completely!!!

  • Yeah I had a theory they would all be uglier from a vampire's view not prettier...great job Stephie! Not.

  • haha! I love your vids! And I agree wholeheartedly!

    (though i do belive that if you would take BD and break it down to a million pieces, it could actually be decent. At least some of it)

    When I was a kid I used to play with Bratz (anybody remember/knows what they are?) And I called my doll Jaz :P

  • mean girls (: lol that was hilarious.

    they really do get the prize for non everything.

  • And it won't suck.... maybe.... not likely

  • the nicknames are from fanfiction really they are like used in 50% of fanfiction lay of the fanfiction Stepth for all our sakes

  • total classic!

    love it!

    *highfives*

  • Seth Clearwater, FTW!

    Edward giving up his wife to Jacob! XD.

    Mean Girls Quotes,FTW!

    Tech,you always 'dazzle' me!

    <3-Britt

  • "Renesmee Carlie the most WTF name since Albus Severus." XD

    "Oh. Poor Leah." Agreed!

  • lol, the 'my son' part was amazing 'okay grandpa!' I know he's like 107 years old or something, but come on! This book should never be made into a movie, non climax much? you can't have a final book end with such an ending, that would be like The Return Of The King without the battle scenes.

  • Haha! The dieng pregnancy quote is from Mean Girls! :D

    I was also very pissed off when I didnt know what happen to Leah. -.-

    Yayness for the word Dazzletastic. rofl. I was kidding 'bout that. o_o

  • Breaking Dawn: most book-throwing worthy moments in a book EVER!!!

  • Haha. I loved all the awards! Although I have to say I love the name Renesmee Carlie (sp?). Even from the start. Loved the evil eye to the book, & the Mean Girls' quote! XD Forgot about Ed's medical degrees for some reason, so you're totally right about that! Confusing! Same w/Bella drinking the blood. How could she be okay w/blood all of a sudden?! Wasn't a fan of "Jazz" either. Bleh. Oh, 3 words: heat seaking misslles. Hahaha. XD & Loved your Edward reaction to having a baby. LOL.

  • i agree with all your awards! i cracked up at like everyone!

  • i love u tech ur the best

  • Mean Girls FTW!

  • totally agree with the seth thing

    where the hell was he?!

    lol mean girls

  • Jazz...::shudders and dies::

  • i totally forgot about her getting nauseated from the smell of blood. :/ i was kind of hoping steph would've expanded on that, since edward mentioned in twilight that she shouldn't have been able to smell the blood.

    your review(s) kick so much ass.

  • Hahah I love Mean Girls! "Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism." I think that applies to families too? *cough MUTANT cough* Oh and I so need to agree with the drinking blood thing. I'm so gangster, I drink my blood from a sippy cup. Huzzah!

  • hold on, DAZZLETASTIC?

    lmao

  • jazz is in almost every fanfic i've ever read.... and OBVIOUSLY stephenie read too much fanfiction while writing the book. so that's where it came from. lol.

  • LMAO!

  • haha. I love mean girls!

    :)

    Ew, I couldn't read for like an hour after Edward said "My son" to Jacob. Uh, ew. No. Don't.

  • mean girls hahaha. someone should have made eddie and bella watch that movie before their honeymoon

  • Haha, isn't that from Mean Girls? I remember the quote and the sex ed teacher, and I think it had Lynsey Lowhan in it.

  • Which EW interview are you talking about at the end? I thought I'd read them all, but there were SO many...

  • You crack me up! aahah

    Though I liked the book, you make some very good points! I'm just to ADD to pay attention to stuff like that while reading -_-

    Still this makes me laugh so hard!

    LEAH IS #1!! I wish she would have come out more. -sighs-

  • Mean girls-

    Don't have sex if you have sex you will die.

  • renesmee carlie is way worse than albus severus! i mean when i read the albus severus thing i was like ummm what? and i laughed a little bit. But renesmee carlie makes me say WTF forget about albus severus.

    btw all of the awards are awesome. i think i'm favoriting this one, =]

    the having sex and dieing joke is from mean girls :p

  • Caius lmao

    bitch slap award totally cracked up. :)

  • Omg I hate her name! LOL yay go Alice, nice suitcase.  Oh ya the you know wht scenes were like so vague!!!!!!!!! Nothingness.

  • I totally didnt even THINK about the fact that Bella cant even see pricked fingers, but she can all the sudden drink blood from a sippy-cup!

    Yeah, Jazz? No. I can see Alice calling him that - or maybe Esme, but anyone else - no.

  • Kudos for using the word "Dazzletastic". The awards were hilarious.

  • That line was from Mean Girls xD

    Your videos are awesome!

  • I totally agree about Seth.

    He was such a fun character.

    And the pregnancy thing is from Mean Girls I believe xD

  • MEAN GIRLS!? Lol, im not even done with the vid yet - just wanted to say that.

    Watch me be wrong... lol.

  • you made me laugh with the non sex scenes I never read XD XD

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