Um...that's not weird at all. Considering she's a woman and that's a natural part of life, it's easy to tolerate. I'm exactly the same way--I'm perfectly fine with that, but seeing other people's blood freaks me out.
Yeah, Edward Must Freak Out For That One Week Every Month..Seeing As How Much Her Blood Sings To Him..Stephenie Really Should Have Explained How He Deals With It "/
It only fuels your point on how Stephenie deffinetly reads FF b/c the 1st time i ever heard the nickname Jazz used was on FF. net. So i'm gonna say she got use to seeing it and incorperated it into the book. What's your username for FF?? I'd love to read some of your stuff.
I enjoyed watching your review so much! If I had to justify to someone before I watched it why I didn't like Breaking Dawn, I don't think I could have done it. After I read it I was left with this disappointment I didn't really understand but now I have SO many reasons!! I felt bad before too, about not liking it, but your video made me see that anyone who really respects this series and the author will realize that Breaking Dawn just doesn't measure up.
lol if she did she didnt listen to the coach very well.
and yes eddie DID practice medicine. I dont remember where I heard it first but its in midnight sun's first chapter.
"It was doubtful mr banner, a man of no more then average intellect, would manage to pull out anything in his lecture that would surprise someone holding two graduate degrees in medicine"
he might not have worked AS a doctor but he went through all the training and practice to become one. And yeah, you have to practice to complete your degree and graduate lol
I thought this review was so hilarious I got my boyfriend to sit down and watch it with me and believe it or not he enjoyed it more than watching sports(he's a total non twilight fan) I didn't not agree with anything you said. I just wouldn't be able to word it, or be persistant enough to think it all out.
the bitchslap and the edward reaction to the pregnancy had me rolling on the floor! and the suitcase hahahaha...OMG. just stop it im dying here.and leah!she gets dumped for her COUSIN,she becomes a werewolf out of nowhere and her dad dies because she phased in front of him..and then jake has to imprint on a monster spawn!!!oh come on just give the girl a break..and what about sue clearwater?her husband had died what 3 minutes and she's jumping charlie?WTF?????
I was laughing so hard when you said, "Renesmee Carly the worst name since Albus Severus." rotflmao! I remember reading HP7 and thinking GOD THIS POOR KID IS GOING TO GET BEATEN UP! Then Stephenie decides she wants to top that and names Bella's daughter RENESMEE CARLY!
I sorta disagree on the blood craving thing... I mean yeah I've never seen it happen with blood, but my aunt used to pass out by the mere smell or sight of seafood in any shape or form (fish, shrimp, anything), she gave birth (to twins!) a week ago and she lives in another town so I dunno if the craving remained, I'll have to ask her, but while she was pregnant she ate sushi like there was no tomorrow!!... it was hilarious actually, even her husband was in awe xD
god leah got such a bum rap. I didn't like her at first in eclipse but when she developed in BD it was magic. I was so foreseeing her with jacob...and ya know what happens? her heart gets thrown in the mud again, opps sorry leah this hot little half-breed just stole yo man. now she can go kill herself I guess. good going stephenie meyer.
This book makes it seem like Stephenie knows her characters less than people who haven't even read the book. = _ =
"If you don't like this book, then you don't really know the characters." She said that, right? Or something of the sort? Psh. WTF. Maybe it' because they didn't ACT LIKE THEMSELVES AT ALL IN ANY WAY. WTFFFF. >O Anywaiz, lmao xD. And when I read Jazz the first time, I'm like "Who's Jazz?" *looks around*. I'm gonna go cry in a corner for the tenth time today.
I think it's unfair that Bella is the only one reprimanded for being a nympho. Edward Cullen is just as bad!! And he has been teasing her since Twilight. Poor girl, it's all his fault lol.
I have to say, I like the name Carlie- that was fine. I hated Renesmee. The only reason I say Carlie is because it is an actual person's name- one of my closest friends is called Carlie. So- careful! I don't think anyone would appreciate getting their name bashed because it belonged to a sea monster mutant vampire-human Mary Sue.
Jazz and Em!!! Emmet is buff and manly! He's not supposed to be nick-named with a girl nick-name! I had to close the book and listen to angry music when I read that.
I hate BD. Renesmee Carlie is better than Albus Percivial Wulfric Brian
Poor Leah
Eddy should have stopped at brother with that 'my son' line.
I think it's forsook or had forsaken.
Lol! Double Creeper Points!!
It was so funny, Edward's reaction. But I was kind of sitting really still, too. Mostly because that was part of a finfic I wrote (i didn't post it on the net or anything, though).
missle-proof car yet no birthcontrol comment MADE MY LIFE. ROFL. r u reading this off a site or did u just make this all up?!? if this is from a site, where did u find it?!
I thought Alice did pack swimsuits...lol Renesmee Carlie and Albus Severus....horrible names....and not only did he have Medical Degrees lol anyone with enough common sense could have seen Bella was preggers...as soon as Edward said you were sleeping for TWELVE HOURS...it was a tad bit obvious...you know not to mention her crying the night before.....i love how you freaked out about the nicknames personally I just thought they were gay
I found the part about Rose about to attack, weird too. For one thing, her control is right up there with Carlisle's. She's NEVER tasted human blood. Yet now, she's about to suck Bella dry.
Oh and not even 10 minutes later, she's sitting on he couch, calmly feeding a child with HUMAN blood and a beating heart, some HUMAN blood out of a bottle. Why doesn't that freak her out? Hmmm?
i really wanted to read that sex scene, but what a let down :\
its so true, I was even thinkin how riddiculous it is that eclipse has more steamy-ness than breaking dawn did! Even though breaking dawn was the book where sex took plce multiple times, and the most eclipse got to was making out. Rip OFF in breaking dwan, rip OFF.
ur review is rocking, im loving all the amazing points you come up with
no jasper was born in SOUTHERN america. Texas specifically. But he did his whole newborn army thing with Maria in SOUTH AMERICA, mexico city and stuff =]
we were all waiting for this to be the BEST BOOK LIKE EVER! and it kinda sucked.....i mean it was ok....but w/e.....and the non sex is just retarded! i mean come on!
that was just down right MEAN!
and you know what.....it seemed like eddie didnt even want to be a father! even when Nessie was born! the book just didnt make sence...
lol, the 'my son' part was amazing 'okay grandpa!' I know he's like 107 years old or something, but come on! This book should never be made into a movie, non climax much? you can't have a final book end with such an ending, that would be like The Return Of The King without the battle scenes.
Haha. I loved all the awards! Although I have to say I love the name Renesmee Carlie (sp?). Even from the start. Loved the evil eye to the book, & the Mean Girls' quote! XD Forgot about Ed's medical degrees for some reason, so you're totally right about that! Confusing! Same w/Bella drinking the blood. How could she be okay w/blood all of a sudden?! Wasn't a fan of "Jazz" either. Bleh. Oh, 3 words: heat seaking misslles. Hahaha. XD & Loved your Edward reaction to having a baby. LOL.
i totally forgot about her getting nauseated from the smell of blood. :/ i was kind of hoping steph would've expanded on that, since edward mentioned in twilight that she shouldn't have been able to smell the blood.
Hahah I love Mean Girls! "Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism." I think that applies to families too? *cough MUTANT cough* Oh and I so need to agree with the drinking blood thing. I'm so gangster, I drink my blood from a sippy cup. Huzzah!
jazz is in almost every fanfic i've ever read.... and OBVIOUSLY stephenie read too much fanfiction while writing the book. so that's where it came from. lol.
renesmee carlie is way worse than albus severus! i mean when i read the albus severus thing i was like ummm what? and i laughed a little bit. But renesmee carlie makes me say WTF forget about albus severus.
btw all of the awards are awesome. i think i'm favoriting this one, =]
the having sex and dieing joke is from mean girls :p
hold on i love that one about the missile (however you spell the word) proof car that had me almost fall on the floor i was laughing so hard.
TheBookwurm82 1 year ago
its from mean girls n ur halariouis
alauran17 2 years ago 3
that line was from mean girls.
twihardtwilightfan 3 years ago 7
the epic non battle scen reely let me down
ElectricBlueDragon 3 years ago 2
I find it weird that Bella had troubles with the people in Biology class pricking their fingers but her period's perfectly fine.
fireandice0913 3 years ago 3
i no right, poor bella she must be like unconcious for a week every month lol
ABCfamily96 3 years ago
ahah I know. Like don't you think she'd go get changed and be like "Uhhh... Edward small... difculty..." and then she's pass out?
fireandice0913 3 years ago
Um...that's not weird at all. Considering she's a woman and that's a natural part of life, it's easy to tolerate. I'm exactly the same way--I'm perfectly fine with that, but seeing other people's blood freaks me out.
amugglenamedCaity 2 years ago
but bella was scared of her own blood too!
futurecullen123 2 years ago
I dont think it woulf be a problem fort HER, but it would for edward!!
No one thought of that?
MaryShouldGetALife 2 years ago
Yeah, Edward Must Freak Out For That One Week Every Month..Seeing As How Much Her Blood Sings To Him..Stephenie Really Should Have Explained How He Deals With It "/
TwiFanUk 2 years ago
If you really want to know, it's on her website :)
PinkDiva96 2 years ago
6:53 almost made me wet my pants xD!
xxxwaxxxwaxxx 3 years ago 3
Don't have sex
you will get pregnant
and die
soooo funny i think its from mean girls
random but anyway
jafacake911 3 years ago
It only fuels your point on how Stephenie deffinetly reads FF b/c the 1st time i ever heard the nickname Jazz used was on FF. net. So i'm gonna say she got use to seeing it and incorperated it into the book. What's your username for FF?? I'd love to read some of your stuff.
bloodxxandxxwings 3 years ago
great review but im pretty sure the nickname rose appeared in twilight when edward asked her to switch clothes with bella
love the awards
BreakingDawn22 3 years ago
I enjoyed watching your review so much! If I had to justify to someone before I watched it why I didn't like Breaking Dawn, I don't think I could have done it. After I read it I was left with this disappointment I didn't really understand but now I have SO many reasons!! I felt bad before too, about not liking it, but your video made me see that anyone who really respects this series and the author will realize that Breaking Dawn just doesn't measure up.
latuacantanta20 3 years ago
I hated the nickname too!! How cheesy. I hate cheese! But this video was very funny!!
NiWriRanMo 3 years ago 2
Great video! So funny!^^ I laughed all the time.
But i didn't know that edward has two medical degrees (sry don't no the right spelling). Where is that written?
Fantasylover7 3 years ago
steph mentioned it in several interviews and it was in the first chapter of midnight sun thats been on her website for forever =]
Touj0ursPur 3 years ago
ha mean girls!
VamptasticFan 3 years ago
you forgot about the FEATHERS!!!! Edward "bit a pillow or 2."
futurecullen123 3 years ago 3
I GET IT IT'S FROM MEAN GIRLS!!!
LOL
I NEVER NOTICED THAT
LOL
i hate renesmee.
she should get the award for the most mary sue-ish TARD
futurecullen123 3 years ago
bravo. bravo. Jazz made me crack up.
you forgot, Breaking Dawn wins the most fan-made unrealistic rule breaking book EVER award.
WOWretardedfriends 3 years ago 3
I wonder if Bella ever saw Mean Girls.
Really, Bella had a HUGE lack of faith in Alice. That pissed me off.
I <3 Jasper. (x2)
OMC! EDWARD: I DON'T WANT TO BE A DAD! Brilliant.
erm... Edward has never practiced medicine.
The blood thing is bs. It's in Twilight but is never mentioned again (expect in Eclipse when Jacob cuts his hand).
The nicknames have all been on the lex for years. The nicknames are in Breaking because Bella wasn't really part of the family before.
SEX SEX SEX! oh the joy
Sophtine 3 years ago
lol if she did she didnt listen to the coach very well.
and yes eddie DID practice medicine. I dont remember where I heard it first but its in midnight sun's first chapter.
"It was doubtful mr banner, a man of no more then average intellect, would manage to pull out anything in his lecture that would surprise someone holding two graduate degrees in medicine"
Touj0ursPur 3 years ago
He has the degrees, yes, but he has never actually worked as a doctor.
... Unless you need to practice to get a medicine degree? I wouldn't know.
Sophtine 3 years ago
he might not have worked AS a doctor but he went through all the training and practice to become one. And yeah, you have to practice to complete your degree and graduate lol
Touj0ursPur 3 years ago
I don't pretend to know how medicine degrees work, I'm staying away from Science. But that does make sense.
Sophtine 3 years ago
Hahahahaha.
This is the best Breaking Dawn Review ever!
Hahaha, I seriously agree with you totally!
I thought this review was so hilarious I got my boyfriend to sit down and watch it with me and believe it or not he enjoyed it more than watching sports(he's a total non twilight fan) I didn't not agree with anything you said. I just wouldn't be able to word it, or be persistant enough to think it all out.
madeleinemathewshull 3 years ago
the bitchslap and the edward reaction to the pregnancy had me rolling on the floor! and the suitcase hahahaha...OMG. just stop it im dying here.and leah!she gets dumped for her COUSIN,she becomes a werewolf out of nowhere and her dad dies because she phased in front of him..and then jake has to imprint on a monster spawn!!!oh come on just give the girl a break..and what about sue clearwater?her husband had died what 3 minutes and she's jumping charlie?WTF?????
igrivea 3 years ago
I was laughing so hard when you said, "Renesmee Carly the worst name since Albus Severus." rotflmao! I remember reading HP7 and thinking GOD THIS POOR KID IS GOING TO GET BEATEN UP! Then Stephenie decides she wants to top that and names Bella's daughter RENESMEE CARLY!
OperaGIRL777 3 years ago
Oh fugg!
Haha
Mean girls
totally get it
haha!
ShotAcrossTheSky 3 years ago
Mean Girl quotes, ftw!
KarateChess23 3 years ago
Nice mean girls reference.
and an amazing review and awards. You're possibly my favorite person on youtube.
DeeLamps 3 years ago
haha its from mean girls!!!!!
mar913 3 years ago
OMG WITH THE QUOTE I LOVE YOU.
Jazz, eek. I agree. What do I not agree with in this review. Nilcho. You talk SENSE woman.
AliceInYourHouse 3 years ago
I sorta disagree on the blood craving thing... I mean yeah I've never seen it happen with blood, but my aunt used to pass out by the mere smell or sight of seafood in any shape or form (fish, shrimp, anything), she gave birth (to twins!) a week ago and she lives in another town so I dunno if the craving remained, I'll have to ask her, but while she was pregnant she ate sushi like there was no tomorrow!!... it was hilarious actually, even her husband was in awe xD
Beatriz1502 3 years ago
The worst WTF name since Albus Severus
TOTALLY AGREE!! xD
This vid is hilarious
Have I mentioned how AMAZING you are?? xD
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Beatriz1502 3 years ago
I meant "most" not "worst"... sorry it's 5:20am here haha
Heh, I guess now you know what I think about it... I agree with you, Renesmee Carlie is worse than Albus Severus lol
Beatriz1502 3 years ago
oh my god i TOTALLY agree with the Jazz thing when i first read it i was like :| are you kidding me? wtf?!
i burst out laughing
ssssssaaaaarrrraaahh 3 years ago
tech is freaking awesome!! :D
you just made my day.
ohmyyedward 3 years ago
god leah got such a bum rap. I didn't like her at first in eclipse but when she developed in BD it was magic. I was so foreseeing her with jacob...and ya know what happens? her heart gets thrown in the mud again, opps sorry leah this hot little half-breed just stole yo man. now she can go kill herself I guess. good going stephenie meyer.
Celestialheiress 3 years ago
Omg, I love you, this made me crack up!
Mirandaj94 3 years ago
i heard the nicknames (Jazz and Em) in fanfiction before breaking dawn came out. Another reason this book is fanfiction
dancerkenzie12 3 years ago
Hey have you read the draft to Midnight Sun that stephenie just posted on her website, since it was leaked onto the web? It's a new chapter.
th3Rav3n619 3 years ago
i loved b.d. tho!! but ur reviews were hilarious!
xxxTheRealNikixxx 3 years ago
lolzzzz!!!
xxxTheRealNikixxx 3 years ago
aha i luv ur reviews i totally agree w/ u about the naming of the kids in hp and twilight
twilightx3274 3 years ago 2
aaaaaah!! i love you!
xD
vizzieduck33 3 years ago
This book makes it seem like Stephenie knows her characters less than people who haven't even read the book. = _ =
"If you don't like this book, then you don't really know the characters." She said that, right? Or something of the sort? Psh. WTF. Maybe it' because they didn't ACT LIKE THEMSELVES AT ALL IN ANY WAY. WTFFFF. >O Anywaiz, lmao xD. And when I read Jazz the first time, I'm like "Who's Jazz?" *looks around*. I'm gonna go cry in a corner for the tenth time today.
xuzumakixrasenganx 3 years ago 2
I love the mean girls quote lol
x3instantstar 3 years ago 2
seth and leah are now offically my favorite characters, because i didn't ever hate them. at all. seth basically just kicks ass.
and caius bitch slap made me laugh so hard. i called up my other friend and was like "irina just got bitch slapped sucker!!"
sadly, she wasn't there yet. so i ruined it for her but w/e.
bladeofgrass2234 3 years ago
don't have sex, you will get pregnant, and die is from mean girls!(pe /health teacher said it)
RedderApollo 3 years ago 2
i hate how he calls jacob son..
throughout the book its stressing how renesmee and his relationship isn't like that, but then you hear.. fxcking son?!
xxShadowObscura 3 years ago
"i dont wanna be a dad"
i swear i died
i thought BD was pretty good
but u got to have some humor about
it too
VamptasticlyAwesome 3 years ago
I think it's unfair that Bella is the only one reprimanded for being a nympho. Edward Cullen is just as bad!! And he has been teasing her since Twilight. Poor girl, it's all his fault lol.
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pfinni 3 years ago
I have to say, I like the name Carlie- that was fine. I hated Renesmee. The only reason I say Carlie is because it is an actual person's name- one of my closest friends is called Carlie. So- careful! I don't think anyone would appreciate getting their name bashed because it belonged to a sea monster mutant vampire-human Mary Sue.
ElysianDreamer 3 years ago
XD
Seth<333333
IHartString 3 years ago
I was soo mad at no sex scene!!!!
Mean Girls!! Cuz u will get pregnant and die. Alright everyone takes some rubbers!!! LoL.
AlisonTonks 3 years ago 2
Oh my god I didn't even realizethat she is sick when seeing blood!
Haha that quote is from Mean Girls :)
ohmeohmyitsmaddi 3 years ago
i laughed through the entire thing. and "dazzle-tastic?" i had to pause it and calm myself down. :D
tvaddict322 3 years ago
Jazz and Em!!! Emmet is buff and manly! He's not supposed to be nick-named with a girl nick-name! I had to close the book and listen to angry music when I read that.
I <3 Seth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AmazingNadia 3 years ago
I hate BD. Renesmee Carlie is better than Albus Percivial Wulfric Brian
Poor Leah
Eddy should have stopped at brother with that 'my son' line.
I think it's forsook or had forsaken.
Lol! Double Creeper Points!!
It was so funny, Edward's reaction. But I was kind of sitting really still, too. Mostly because that was part of a finfic I wrote (i didn't post it on the net or anything, though).
AmazingNadia 3 years ago
missle-proof car yet no birthcontrol comment MADE MY LIFE. ROFL. r u reading this off a site or did u just make this all up?!? if this is from a site, where did u find it?!
UniqueFang11 3 years ago
all i could imagine was Jasper, the scarred b.a.m.f. doing Jazz hands with a huge smile on his face.
ta da!!
TwiCurls 3 years ago
I thought Alice did pack swimsuits...lol Renesmee Carlie and Albus Severus....horrible names....and not only did he have Medical Degrees lol anyone with enough common sense could have seen Bella was preggers...as soon as Edward said you were sleeping for TWELVE HOURS...it was a tad bit obvious...you know not to mention her crying the night before.....i love how you freaked out about the nicknames personally I just thought they were gay
princesskiki147 3 years ago
ehem sorry bout that stuff on the bottom didnt mean to put that der hehehe =)
crazy4robpatt 3 years ago
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crazy4robpatt 3 years ago
P.S. YOU get an award for using 'Dazzletastic' in a sentence.
Bella gets an award for being the biggest nympho in the history of books.
And Edward, he gets an award for being Edward. (even if he is totally OOC and a complete pussy!)
hsmremixed0 3 years ago
I found the part about Rose about to attack, weird too. For one thing, her control is right up there with Carlisle's. She's NEVER tasted human blood. Yet now, she's about to suck Bella dry.
Oh and not even 10 minutes later, she's sitting on he couch, calmly feeding a child with HUMAN blood and a beating heart, some HUMAN blood out of a bottle. Why doesn't that freak her out? Hmmm?
hsmremixed0 3 years ago 2
"Renesmee Carlie: the most WHAT THE EFF name since Albus Severus."
So true.
I guess Bella just has horrible naming skills because I would have died just as much if it had been named EJ.
I was already hoping for a way that the baby could just... not exist but when I read those names...
Awesome review.
And I love your "Edward after finding out his wife is pregnant" impression.
rachelhilary 3 years ago
i really wanted to read that sex scene, but what a let down :\
its so true, I was even thinkin how riddiculous it is that eclipse has more steamy-ness than breaking dawn did! Even though breaking dawn was the book where sex took plce multiple times, and the most eclipse got to was making out. Rip OFF in breaking dwan, rip OFF.
ur review is rocking, im loving all the amazing points you come up with
;D
yay tech
kiikat 3 years ago
hehe mean girls!!! i loved that line!! :D
Gurlyygirl 3 years ago
coach carr!
chomidia
K-L-A
i think i spelled it wrong too.
and jasper was in SOUTHERN america. not south america. sorry that bugged me. different. but you know that. you pulled a meyer.
hispanicarab 3 years ago
no jasper was born in SOUTHERN america. Texas specifically. But he did his whole newborn army thing with Maria in SOUTH AMERICA, mexico city and stuff =]
so naw, i didnt pull a meyer haha
Touj0ursPur 3 years ago
i know right?!!?
we were all waiting for this to be the BEST BOOK LIKE EVER! and it kinda sucked.....i mean it was ok....but w/e.....and the non sex is just retarded! i mean come on!
that was just down right MEAN!
and you know what.....it seemed like eddie didnt even want to be a father! even when Nessie was born! the book just didnt make sence...
i love this video.!
Tattergirl34 3 years ago
These were hilarious :D
EnemysGateIsDown 3 years ago
bahahaha mean girls
you always make my day <3
redhot654 3 years ago
Seth is the best!!!
and OMG MEAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!
"throw back shots of blood" made me laugh XD
Jasper being called Jazz seriously made me go WTF?
KAYoLEE 3 years ago
haha tech i luv this part!
i laffed soo hard dat my mom looked at me weird... hahaha
ravaznlov 3 years ago
EM AND JAZZ = EPIC FAIL.
SRSLY.
thafeeneedstohush 3 years ago
OH shush Tech, come break a head board and bite pillows with me. :)
CutiePie296 3 years ago
WHEN BELLA AND EDWARD SCORED THEY BROKE THE HEADBOARD! HAR HAR HAR
also eff breaking dawn
how bout breaking headboard?
EternallyDazzledxx 3 years ago
lol i loved the mean girls quote!!!!
LovelyAnneMcfan 3 years ago
ahh seth is deffinatly the best character everrr!!! i fell in love with him in this book. haha mean girls refrence!
nillawafer48 3 years ago
OMG I love you Tech!! Mean Girls! I laughed so hard. My mom looked at me funny, but oh well!
MmmEdwardCullen 3 years ago
dazzeltastic! LOL
twihard1901 3 years ago 2
bella called jacob her son...
twihard1901 3 years ago
I just died laughing about the award for packing a suitcase... Hahah tampons but no condoms. LOL love your videos.
leprakans 3 years ago
Mean Girls!!!
I LOVEEEEEE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!
PixxiStick808 3 years ago
Em and Jazz come up frequently in fanfiction....
Methinks someone's "oh, a baby story would be great" ideas may have sprung from there too...
xFLABADOOBAAHx 3 years ago
dazzletatsic!
prettyxdangxcool 3 years ago
HAHA "don't have sex, you WILL get pregnent and you WILL die" lol, mean girls :DD
i LOVED your awards XDD they were hilarious... and 'dazzletastic' :]]
GiraffeWithStripes 3 years ago
tequila blood shots all around!!!
hahaha
archieis2di4 3 years ago
ok the sex scene and the battle scene
was amazing!!
i agree completely!!!
archieis2di4 3 years ago
Yeah I had a theory they would all be uglier from a vampire's view not prettier...great job Stephie! Not.
IwuvWonWon 3 years ago
haha! I love your vids! And I agree wholeheartedly!
(though i do belive that if you would take BD and break it down to a million pieces, it could actually be decent. At least some of it)
When I was a kid I used to play with Bratz (anybody remember/knows what they are?) And I called my doll Jaz :P
NotNamedInga 3 years ago
mean girls (: lol that was hilarious.
they really do get the prize for non everything.
abbyemarlowx3 3 years ago
And it won't suck.... maybe.... not likely
SoILoveCheese2011 3 years ago
the nicknames are from fanfiction really they are like used in 50% of fanfiction lay of the fanfiction Stepth for all our sakes
RWhitewings 3 years ago
total classic!
love it!
*highfives*
XxtoriaxX 3 years ago
Seth Clearwater, FTW!
Edward giving up his wife to Jacob! XD.
Mean Girls Quotes,FTW!
Tech,you always 'dazzle' me!
<3-Britt
PenguinsLovelyEC 3 years ago
"Renesmee Carlie the most WTF name since Albus Severus." XD
"Oh. Poor Leah." Agreed!
chicanaxXxpirate 3 years ago
lol, the 'my son' part was amazing 'okay grandpa!' I know he's like 107 years old or something, but come on! This book should never be made into a movie, non climax much? you can't have a final book end with such an ending, that would be like The Return Of The King without the battle scenes.
kimberly1425 3 years ago
Haha! The dieng pregnancy quote is from Mean Girls! :D
I was also very pissed off when I didnt know what happen to Leah. -.-
Yayness for the word Dazzletastic. rofl. I was kidding 'bout that. o_o
CrossYourFingersx3 3 years ago
Breaking Dawn: most book-throwing worthy moments in a book EVER!!!
panther411 3 years ago
Haha. I loved all the awards! Although I have to say I love the name Renesmee Carlie (sp?). Even from the start. Loved the evil eye to the book, & the Mean Girls' quote! XD Forgot about Ed's medical degrees for some reason, so you're totally right about that! Confusing! Same w/Bella drinking the blood. How could she be okay w/blood all of a sudden?! Wasn't a fan of "Jazz" either. Bleh. Oh, 3 words: heat seaking misslles. Hahaha. XD & Loved your Edward reaction to having a baby. LOL.
misslaura317 3 years ago
i agree with all your awards! i cracked up at like everyone!
darkbella1552 3 years ago
i love u tech ur the best
lovereeses07 3 years ago
Mean Girls FTW!
InkMistress 3 years ago
totally agree with the seth thing
where the hell was he?!
lol mean girls
Ssssophiie 3 years ago
Jazz...::shudders and dies::
mysmilelines 3 years ago
i totally forgot about her getting nauseated from the smell of blood. :/ i was kind of hoping steph would've expanded on that, since edward mentioned in twilight that she shouldn't have been able to smell the blood.
your review(s) kick so much ass.
notangelic 3 years ago
Hahah I love Mean Girls! "Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism." I think that applies to families too? *cough MUTANT cough* Oh and I so need to agree with the drinking blood thing. I'm so gangster, I drink my blood from a sippy cup. Huzzah!
xoxoslythERiN 3 years ago
hold on, DAZZLETASTIC?
lmao
ladymimi101 3 years ago
jazz is in almost every fanfic i've ever read.... and OBVIOUSLY stephenie read too much fanfiction while writing the book. so that's where it came from. lol.
timeandtrials 3 years ago
LMAO!
ladymimi101 3 years ago
haha. I love mean girls!
:)
Ew, I couldn't read for like an hour after Edward said "My son" to Jacob. Uh, ew. No. Don't.
Jezz1ca123 3 years ago
mean girls hahaha. someone should have made eddie and bella watch that movie before their honeymoon
aanrox 3 years ago
Haha, isn't that from Mean Girls? I remember the quote and the sex ed teacher, and I think it had Lynsey Lowhan in it.
Pentagramy 3 years ago
Which EW interview are you talking about at the end? I thought I'd read them all, but there were SO many...
BreanaMurphy 3 years ago
You crack me up! aahah
Though I liked the book, you make some very good points! I'm just to ADD to pay attention to stuff like that while reading -_-
Still this makes me laugh so hard!
LEAH IS #1!! I wish she would have come out more. -sighs-
FlingingChipmuncks 3 years ago
Mean girls-
Don't have sex if you have sex you will die.
TheTwipires101 3 years ago
renesmee carlie is way worse than albus severus! i mean when i read the albus severus thing i was like ummm what? and i laughed a little bit. But renesmee carlie makes me say WTF forget about albus severus.
btw all of the awards are awesome. i think i'm favoriting this one, =]
the having sex and dieing joke is from mean girls :p
popsiclesRAWRx 3 years ago
Caius lmao
bitch slap award totally cracked up. :)
krnloviedovie 3 years ago
Omg I hate her name! LOL yay go Alice, nice suitcase. Oh ya the you know wht scenes were like so vague!!!!!!!!! Nothingness.
issyrocks1383 3 years ago
I totally didnt even THINK about the fact that Bella cant even see pricked fingers, but she can all the sudden drink blood from a sippy-cup!
Yeah, Jazz? No. I can see Alice calling him that - or maybe Esme, but anyone else - no.
onceinalullabyy 3 years ago
Kudos for using the word "Dazzletastic". The awards were hilarious.
Kaylee1038 3 years ago
That line was from Mean Girls xD
Your videos are awesome!
blackfire809 3 years ago
I totally agree about Seth.
He was such a fun character.
And the pregnancy thing is from Mean Girls I believe xD
Procrastination99 3 years ago
MEAN GIRLS!? Lol, im not even done with the vid yet - just wanted to say that.
Watch me be wrong... lol.
onceinalullabyy 3 years ago
you made me laugh with the non sex scenes I never read XD XD
Miyavekuu 3 years ago