"Melee"

[MrPopeye232323]

Press 8 or 6:34

[LongEaredFoxGaming]

this guy is ducking g hallasious

[gogiver08]

Great vid + great music=Epic internet WIN!!

[monkeybutt621]

NO U is the best response ever

[darrencassdc6000]

NO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mallpunk182]

Hahaha, I never really understood why he puts Firefox in the Recycle Bin xD

[HaloHunter2366]

To 495 people, >:(

[MrPopeye232323]

No U!!!

[X11B0Yz]

Thumbs up if these are like ur saturday morninng cartoon's and dont dis me little boy cause they probly r lol

[nickis0]

music from credits IS ON TONY LOMGF LOL ROTFLOLI MADE ROTFLOL BIATCH

[Heater294]

:D Arby invented the snap feature!

[MisterMortarious]

Man, Arbiter is an ass I'm these older episodes compared to the newer ones...

[ferchox00000]

MOTORHEAD'S ACE OF SPADEIS PLAYING WHILE ARBITER AND CH33F ARE FIGHTING!

[NSNewcomeR]

"People would probably drop dead at the same time too often" Sounds a lot like Reach. Halo 3 is better <3

[wildbill189]

I needed to e-mail by lecturer about getting the mark back from an essay and he wasn't replying and it made me really tempted to put an angry frowny-face in my e-mail, show it showed that I was really angry! GRRRRRRR :)

[seaftxzx343]

No u

[DonKecskemethy]

sry 4:30

[DonKecskemethy]

4.30 Internet connection argument is for those little assholes who always shows off with their connection speed. Meanwhile their parents provide it for them.

[shorttallperson117]

omg he used music from V FOR VENDETTA when he sent the VERY ANGREH EMAIL

[xXStickymaster]

slomo lol

[shuff0lb0t]

0:50 skip into if you wish

[NutritionManMan]

intro music? tell meh :)

[NutritionManMan]

@NutritionManMan when it shows digitalph33r

[Liamscott56]

internet explorer

[OMGWhatisThatSmell2]

NO U xD

[JimmyCM123]

0:49 to skip intro

[vidiofreak2]

NO U lol

[seaftxzx343]

@destroy9557.Fuck you

[destroy9557]

Kill your self if you watching this in 2012.

[gunzgunzgunz352XBL]

why did he delete firefox when they were playing split screen. this proves chiefs intelligence

[superlikeaboss1]

LALALALALALALALALA IAM NOT LISTNING 2 U UR GHEY URGAYURGAYuRGYURGAY lol



[GearsOfSonic]

halo reach makes both people just drop dead. it sucks >:(

[MasonSOG]

arbiter it's not stupid about people dieing at the same time by melee, it's fucking hilarious

[rej165]

@MasonSOG no u

[ScientistRoN]

NO U >:(

[GalaticNerd]

i feel stupider after watching this but its awesome any way

[filopride619]

Haha chief just recycled mozilla firefox and used internet explorer instead.

[redredemer66]

6:35 lol

[543210jared]

no you lol

[HamLovesBacon]

@thunderhead79 Haha that's pretty true!

[UltimateNerd123]

like if you are watching in 2012?

[TheChickline1]

@UltimateNerd123 Like if you are watching in 1187 A.D.

[gamefreakmandude123]

@UltimateNerd123 you might as well just say "like cuz i say so"

[DestroyerOfSense000]

@UltimateNerd123 I'm watching this in the year 100 BC... I can't like this video now

[MisanthropicMarxist]

@DestroyerOfSense000 Well, next time you get over to Gaul, you might want to warn them about this guy, Julius Caesar, I think his name is. Yeah, he's gonna be a problem pretty soon. Also, you might want to encourage people to watch out for any Magyars who might be lurking around. They're gonna be trouble one day.

[DestroyerOfSense000]

@MisanthropicMarxist Julius Caesar was born in 100 BC, so I will. I am a member of the Getai, so I'll most likely profit from the whole thing though. And the Magyars won't come for hundreds of years, but I'll be sure to put a few posters up :P

[MisanthropicMarxist]

@DestroyerOfSense000 That was kind of my point. Gotta get people prepared for this sort of thing.

[DestroyerOfSense000]

@MisanthropicMarxist I swore an oath to Caesar already, he offered me Pannonia if I fought the Gauls.

[MMAFanatic101]

@UltimateNerd123 Pointless comment in all honesty

[nerdsta23]

OMG I just started watching this today and I feel like I have been missing out for years xD This show has made me laugh my ass off every episode love it! <3

[ACROspark]

Best ending ever.

[Zorbus101]

And that was the birth of NO U

[MW3GL1TCH3R]

ok for ad b4 this vid, isnt kate beckinsale dead?!

[laalalolspop]

@MW3GL1TCH3R it is not always the same ad, you know...

[gunzgunzgunz352XBL]

no u 

[pikaku1234567890]

is marathon to 12:00 the best u can losers? I am 11 and i was watching arby n the cheef to 04:00 xD ps ITS TRUE

[BSHSXtras]

@pikaku1234567890 Why are you watching something thats intended 18 yrs up due to the coarse language and graphic violence

[nerdiest123]

whats hipster? lol , i hope its not bad 

[PS3TNA157]

The monotone voices just make the angry e-mail part even more funny from 5:08 to 5:18.

[Gamesheep11]

the intro sounds like colin's bear animation ;)

[TheKerplode]

@Gamesheep11 It's a song from Family Guy

[Gamesheep11]

@TheKerplode well that explains it :P

[Gamesheep11]

@TheKerplode no i mean the intro for the person who made this

[nerdiest123]

Nah they shouldn't be on tv because it's more original on YouTube :) but master chief and the arbiter are fuckin awesome haha

[TheMultiEnabled]

@nerdiest123 You sound like a hipster.

[EegNoodlez]

the xbox controllers arent even turned on.

[TheMultiEnabled]

@EegNoodlez The toys aren't even alive!

[joedatius]

chief does what all noobs do in thair head

[joedatius]

so hard to understand whrn thay both talk

[thunderhead79]

this is like a mature version of toy story

[gardeford]

lol he deleted firefox XD

[kurtbuschfan187]

495 people are gay

[789JOE789]

@kurtbuschfan187 yep 

[mastercallum97]

love this series :D

[chuckthegrunt117]

One of the funniest lol...

[MAR10WORLD]

Who else is watching a marathon to pass the time until 12:00 am

[apoctriforce]

@MAR10WORLD I did last night xD

[tridentsplashxx]

arby and the chief has made my christmas

[apoctriforce]

This is my favorite episode, mainly because of Chief & Arbiter both arguing at the same time, and then Arbiter tells Chief the plain old truth, that CHief Sux Big throbing Cock at Halo. xD

[cavedwarf2]

arby n the chlef should have there own channle

[apoctriforce]

@cavedwarf2 No. They SHOULD BE ON TV! xD

I wonder if Mtv or G4 would play this on Tv. Machinima would probably fund it.

[Nightcrawler8c]

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[Nightcrawler8c]

Rofol

[Nightcrawler8c]

Cock of doody lol

[Nightcrawler8c]

Fuck my brother

[Ryahoeee]

90 Degree Snap and both players dying at melee contact? Arbiter knows the future >.>

[ColdHandedQuez]

no u

[ZippyMrMw]

haha that made sense in a couple ways. "Come on you cocksucker, stay straight". lol

[xboxer214]

No u roflmao

[smillaagger]

it's funny people keep writing ex ''NO U'' because it is in the video, like we cant hear it? :]

[lyokofan212]

Awesome!

[Tsquared014]

Anybody else get the "For Great Justice" reference? 

[colindeman1]

I am gonna put a very frowny face in this email... look... c.... check it out.... that shows that i'm really angry GRRRRRRR

[RandomGuy8D]

Firefox is better than ie7

[willyFF7]

@RandomGuy8D Chrome>IE9>>>>>Firefox>>>>>>>>­>>>>Older IE's

i loved firefox but it has been getting worse.. =(

[RandomGuy8D]

"no u" XD I laughed so hard at that!

[LOLFORLOLZZZ]

NO U

epic win

[KOAHUNT3R]

I have problems with Reach's melee. Me and some dude will punch similtaneously. Then he'll teleport behind me and throw another punch (with his back still turned to me) and I'll drop dead. I was all like OMGWTFBBQ TAHT'S HOARSESHIT!! REACH SUKS COQUE. HALO 3 WUD NEVAR GET AWAY W/ TIS!! This happens 90% of the time and I have a good connection so its deffinatley not lag.

[kovaMOO]

mozilla in recyclebin!!! XD IE ftw!!!!!

[hibbityhooblah07]

.....

NO U

Chief automatically wins the argument, no fucking contest hahahahaha

[gottaloveanime823]

@01oo011 Just 'cause he looks different doesn't mean it sucks. I read the reviews in Game Informer. It looks pretty badass.

[BHibbard95]

oi oi oi 007 theme at the start

[MartyZiinema]

love the way arbiter says: jesus christ

[TheNarutoandgoku]

llololololololoooollllllllolol­ollololololollolol u gay.

[Zlarel]

90 degree snapping feature? Wow, Arby is a Prophet.

[reesepuff719]

@Zlarel YOU FAIL

[alexman9000]

@Zlarel Bungie got so many fucking complaints they had to put it in.

[MilkyMayo]

@Zlarel no, he's just intelligent. 

[MrSoliPat]

@Zlarel probly becuase they listened to him

[01oo011]

devil may cry 5 looks hortible cuz of dante's re-design

[pitbullisgai]

Chief can actually aim! :O

[FakePlasticShrimp]

did machinima download this using youtube downloader and then upload it and that's why THE QUALITY IS FUCKED UP? this quality is fucked up and 'machinima' across the bottom is ANNOYING AND GAY, WHERE ARE THE ORIGINAL PLAYLISTS MADE BY THE GOD WHO IS JOHN, all these machinima vids are shit. Too many 14yr olds use youtube imo.

[sonic8882]

@FakePlasticShrimp I love hearing your intelligent and intelectual words... please... fucking tell us more :3

[pitbullisgai]

@FakePlasticShrimp You're a moron.

[Xanderdarkeye]

MOTÖRHEAD !

Im gonna see them this sunday :D

Great Series !

[itsforthelulzman]

NOOOOO THE ADS! THE ADDS ARE IN MOBILE YOUTUBE!!!!!!NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO­OOO

[TheMetallica420]

MotörHead Ace Of Spades:)

[Deoxysdog]

Oh my god, I remember the melee system when Halo 3 released.. Jesus Christ it was awful... And so exploitable!

[elitemarcus100]

ace of spades

its also mordekaiser ability

[Suby125]

Ace Of Spades! :D

[EpicKeroroGunso]

I want Water in Glass Bottles.......

Whered you get that water?!

[conkerzgrate]

gona watch m all forget my soshl life

[H4xHer0]

GRRRRRRRRRR! IM SO AGNRY! THIS IZ SUCH A BIG FUCKIGN DEAL! IM GON PUT A AGNRY FROWNY FAEC IN THIS EMEAL! L@@K! CHEK IT OTU! THIS SHOEWS TAHT IM RLY AGNRY!1!GRRRRRRRRRR!1one!1

[dks2398]

1:24, Arbiter predicts the future!!!!

[Alex25025]

at the end i was wondering why chief wasnt saying no u, since he always does... 5 secs later he does :D:D:D:D

[thecheatfreak]

Arbiter: we need some sort of ninety degree snapping tool.

Halo Reach 90 Degree Snapping Tool!!!!!!!

happy face for predicting the future :D

[tigertiny7]

No disrespect...love the vids, but do you notice that each episode the views are getting lower...

[ACEPILOT221]

5:02 to 5:04 reminds me of a fat baby

[EvilMinnionz]

kno u!!!! LMAO

[umrealproductions]

stop being such a cry baby

……....…

NO U

[chopawala]

the remote is not even on

[CallumMacInnes]

@chopawala And they aren't really alive. Grow up mate.

[Kymmze]

WAAAAAAY funnier than RoosterTeeth in my opinion.

[JustBallax]

NO U

[RamonTheMighty]

I love how Chief just absorbs all those insults without saying a word for the last minute or so just to say NO U :D

[souledgezx]

0:53 Seriously, I looked at the credits and couldn't find any for that song.

Anyone knows?

[Captslayer21]

TOSERS!!! GET DOWN ON TEH FUCKING GROUND!!!

[HALOROKE]

@Captslayer21 CHAOS TEOSIS GET ON TEH FUKING GROUND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RamonTheMighty]

@Captslayer21 NO U

[roskaguy]

ther playing halo with the controlers off

[villalba874]

lol people would drop dead more at the same time...welcome to Halo Reach :P

[NeutralBanana]

NO U!

[Mahobajar]

Gilbert & Sullivan makes a surprisingly good soundtrack for this series.

[bmprelude]

master chief hit first lolol

[mrf3rgi3l0v3r]

i love how every episode is like 8 or more minutes long 

[Strattero]

@mrf3rgi3l0v3r

The 7th season, the episodes are at least 15 minutes.. xD

[MrPersonthatdoesstuf]

TOSERS!,GET ON TEH FUCKING GROOUND!

[D0oMblAsT]

TOSERS! GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND

[Danny68213]

NO U



[ykrivaa2nd]

arby n the chief the movie thats like 10 hours

[BF823]

motorhead ftw

[linc7991]

If you notce their controllers aren't on

[windumaster14]

Is Master Chief is such a turd, why does Arbiter play with him?

[coryrenwicktv]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha dude so funny and I like master chief and arbiter

[frenchpnut]

turn on the cc icon on the bottom of the video and click transcribe audio

llllloooooooooollllllllllllll

[OMGitzDEKED]

NO U

[LoyVadumee]

I think there was a subliminal message in this to suggest to Bungie that their melee system sucks.

[TheDoctorV2point0]

Is that opening little tune a tune from the Super Nintendo Starfox? I recognize it and my first thought was Starfox. One of my favorite games as a 5 year old.

[sab2fan24]

1.2 is my kd ratio for cod -.-

[playerkyle13]

Jon will make alot of money if he put Arby n the Chief on TV.. Do you all agree? Even tho it just for machinima but I think he should turn it into a TV Show for Everyone.

[runescapeowns8734]

strange... ever since they started going into reach episodes they have been gradually going downhill

[xTHELTTiLEMANx]

sad face lolololololoololololololol

[le2k8]

whats the name of the daft punk song?

[guarddog56]

Any one notice master chief said "cum" in this video?

[silentwolf945]

@guarddog56 he said it in the 1st episode too. i kept wondering if they meant to do that but they probably did

[atomicsalsa1]

gota love the classics

[XxDrJewxX]

People that kills themselves over a comment made by a stranger over a youtube video should die anyway, loosers

[killshot571]

has anyone noticed that arbiter kinda like predicted the future when he said something about the 90 degree snapping feature

[shadowrules4]

@killshot571 And about people falling down dead at the same time from melees o.0

[Koey32001]

Holey crap. Arbiter is talking about the thing I see in every game. People taking each other down at the same time by melee.

[JOEMOMMA772]

No U

[GlitchMaster137]

@JOEMOMMA772 NO U

[u8d]

no u

[invadergir44]

WE NEED IT ON DVD

[Insomneach]

@invadergir44 Pretty sure arby n the chief is on DVD :D

I know the song at 6:00 :D It was from the movie "Pursuit for happiness" and the songs name is "Happiness"