Fake Lou Holtz Pep Talk for LSU

[jeffreydhoward]

"By the way, you gotta take Kent State in the points. Old Lou's gonna give you a little tip."

As a Kent State grad that line almost made me fall out of my chair...

[Pilaf2]

Luck is the sustained employment of Mark May....LMAO!!

[ClassicCity17]

I love Lou, but that was awesome. Good imitation.

[bluffiethebear]

lol can we get more fake lou holtz

[matt61234666]

lou holtz = please die in a fire

[bombay55100]

Rofl, it sounds just like him...stupid :D

[xbeeradx]

Anyone else notice the pattern of Ohio State? They always get their ass kicked in a not even close BCS title game year after year due to their joke of a regular season schedule that they have EVERY YEAR.

[huggaz]

@xbeeradx Like in 02 when they won the National Championship?

[roadrashrobby53]

hahahaha, yes

[DaNoid1]

"You can't shoplift a pickle?"

PRICELESS!!!!!!!

[kentuckyfan1983]

Maybe 'ol Lou should have gave LSU that pep talk after all, 'cause we WHIPPED THAT ASS!!!

And they STILL won National Championship!

[Callmebetty123]

We were all secretly happy for Kentucky.

hey .. it all worked out good though.

[rjs87]

oh my god this is fucking hilarious.

[lasigmaman]

Lou Holtz=Crazy old bastard.

[sickswunsolja]

haha "luck is gettin shipwrecked on a desert island a woman in the kitchen with a high definition telivision"

[VictoryForLSU]

Lou, How do you like those apples? Still hate LSU? Just because you cannot come to LSU? Still with crappy teams and your biased, crappy commentating.

[sickswunsolja]

holtz the hater. along wit corso. face it holtz and corso, big ten football is overrated and for girls

[sneauxflake1]

Lou Holtz is still gonna hate LSU. I can't wait to hear what he has to say. I predict he wants USC and UGA (both good teams) to be number 1.

[Callmebetty123]

LOL

[lw42]

lol

[phish9959600]

this is funny but the nebraska one is better

[mikedatigah]

LOL.... Man ithh that thome funny thtuffthhh

[hindupushup68]

Fucking Awesome!! "lovely day, lovely day" Ha HA, Please keep these coming!! WE NEED A MICHIGAN PEP TALK 4 TOMORROW!!! GO BLUE!!

[lewe49]

GO BUCKEYES!!!!

MUCK FICHIGAN!! hahahaha 4 straight baby!

[rclemente21]

LOL, some parts of that sounded like Fire Marshall Bill's voice! ; ) "Let me show ya sumthing"...heh heh.

[eduzeke]

Uh, check yer maps.  Did Arkansas disappear into the black hole?

[whodeykid]

lets go uk, we won dat game, but we lost right after so im sad, but the bengals finaly won so im nutral now

[MyNameRulz]

not as funny as the first but i hope they do more.

[trappngreys]

Bobbyhicks LSU was not an under dog they have been favored in ever game so far. If anyone is the idiot or dumbass it's you. Get your facts strait. Lou is a moron.

[Ukhighlights]

Lou Holts is becoming worse then Dicky V. Is he like 100 yet? Pfft

[filcox]

BRAVO!!!

[SunstarViking]

great job keep up the funny work.

[LALMCGatorsfan]

I hope Lou don't give Florida no more pep talks!  We lost when he did and so did LSU. I believe everyone he gives a pep talk to loses

[bobbythicks]

In case your an idiot, I'll try and explain this. He gives his pep talk to the underdog, that is, the team that is supposed to lose. Dumbass.

[filcox]

yeah, since LSU was a huge underdog to Kentucky(sarcasm)...genius

[mikethetiger]

Before calling people names you might want to try and actually know what you are talking about. As filcox said, LSU was favored.

And in that sentence the word is "you're" not "your". Dumbass.

[beckett929]

omg I hope these become a weekly thing... I'd love to hear them before the games happen too! Really funny!

[dlesag1]

hahaha you cant shoplift a pickle because people will wonder what are up to

[tweener702]

i hope these are every week....this wasnt near the level the original was but was still funny