" YOU CAN HAVE A REAL TIMID SISTER FOR A GIRL AND SMACK HER BE LIKE (slap) " IMAL KILL YOU MUTHAFUCKA, YOU DON'T HIT ME GODDAMNIT, YOU DON'T HIT ME SHIT, NO MUTHAFUCKA YOU DON'T HIT ME, YOU DON'T YO HANDS IN MY FACE, MY FATHA DON'T PUT HIS HANDS IN MY FACE, YOU DON'T HIT ME...... BABY PLEASE STOP, BABY PLEASE.....STOP, STOP BABY HOLD UP, STOP PLEASE PLEASE, CALM DOWN BABY CALM DOWN.... YOU DON'T HIT ME MUTHAFUCKA.......JUST GET THE FUCK OUT"
a bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. the bear turns to the rabbit and, says excuse me.. do u have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?? and the rabbit says no..so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit...
imma kill you muthafucka you don't hit me god damnit, you dont hit me shit no muthafucker you don't hit me you don't put my hands at my face, my father don't put his hands on my face.. lol
This is so true and yeah it's comedy but so fukn real!
Back in the day we could discipline our kids now we go to jail for slapping them across the face!
Also true about City kids respecting their parents more than Suburbia when my 2 eldest sons still lived at home I had holes in walls and called me all sorts of names as I was raising them up on my own in Suburbia and now they are older they dedicated TUPAC Dear Mama to me... tell me to shut up but this is a 500 comment spot!
how come they dedicated to you dear mamma? if they lived in the suburbs and not in the hood? Did they have s fucked up life? I don't get why suburbian kids would act up. When they should be thankful for not living in the rural areas of the world. no offence =) i like tupac too specialy since im mexican in southlos323 but how can they relate to us? they blessed not poor.
I'm a rightfully believer in spanking....And my mother used to be so mean that she send me out to the backyard and let me get my own whipping stick. You know how that can fuck up with a child's mind. Thank god I never got it with a shoe!!!
plus i could curse, ever too, couldnt even say stuff in the wrong tone, slam a door too hard, those where the days but something happened on the turn of the 21st century, everyone got too nice...
whatever happened to parents hitting kids?! im 18 and i think i was on the edge of when all parents started to turn and 'pacify' lool. like my parent used to hit me but i think i was last generation llool , now its like child abuse or some shit, "you dont hit me mutha fuka!!!!!" ahahah
Oh god, this has me rolling, this is incredible because that Good Bad and the Ugly thing is exactly the feeling I would have if my mom caught me pulling some shit, but it wasn't a shoe, for me it was the Wooden Spoon, and to add to the torture we had to specify the number of times we got whacked, you all know what I'm talking about, holding the spoon, trying to act angry, "You did it, how many whacks do you think that means?"
imma kill you muther fucker, you dont hit me like that, you dont hit me shit, you dont put your hands on my face, my father dont put his hands on my face...
baby please stop, please stop, please please, calm down baby,
My mom would hit us with the wooden spoon hanging on the dining room wall as decoration. One night she cracked it in half hitting it over my sister's rear-end. she said it sisn't hurt cuz her jeans were too tight. hahahaha
My mum threw a bread knife at my head once....i only joked one night that the service was slow with my tea???.....HAHAHAHAHAHA....she didnt see the funny side.....honestly do that....say that to your gf or mum or anyone ....see their reaction....lol...just wear a crash helmet...lol.
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ima kill you mothafucka! u dont hit me shit! u dont hit me! u dont put ur hands in my face my FATHER dont put hhis hands in my face! roflmaooolol now get the fuck out
Why don't you just go to sleep... o_o
SMARTASSWHlTEBOY 3 months ago
i loved the whole dvd but at 3:48 i nearly wet myself xD
2k10chaz 3 months ago
NAIVE ADRIAN SWABY DEA DECEASED THE IS CHARLIE CHAPLIN BIT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
whotaughtyou 6 months ago
BREAST
PAIN
AUBURN
HAIR
whotaughtyou 6 months ago
U S STATEMAN GOVERNER EISENHOWER EDDIE MURPHY RICHARD PRYOR
whotaughtyou 6 months ago
MICHELLE OBAMA WORST PLAYER PRAYER
whotaughtyou 6 months ago
23 ppl got shot by eddie popz lol
mrseximix 8 months ago
"I'ma kill you, muthafackuh."
niptuck117 9 months ago 2
for the 23 people that did not like this i have 23 pairs of steel tip boots to throw at you
MrJamesgogo 9 months ago
this was funny the whole thing
MrJamesgogo 9 months ago
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why was he not part of the kings of comedy
MrJamesgogo 10 months ago
why was it not part of the kings of comedy
MrJamesgogo 10 months ago 3
"My father don't put his hand on my face!" hahahah so funny:D
4pl3x 11 months ago 3
2:50 Absolutely true!
lediankondi 11 months ago
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niptuck117 11 months ago
Humor doesnt age.
zteven3000 1 year ago
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe! LOL!
exsane 1 year ago 3
Women be takin' aerobics an' shit
maidguitar 1 year ago
"*smack* ima kill you motha fucka! you dont kit me like that! you dont hit me!" its so funny cuz its true black women are crazy
TheMrSk1n 1 year ago 10
2:55 is hilarious
joezetank 1 year ago
"Eddie..why'd you eat the ice cream off the floor?" I DIDN'T EAT NO" *CHIKA CHIKA BOOM*
snes7767 1 year ago 8
WOW what a croud...HE IS THE BEST!!!
loogeed 1 year ago 5
23 People were obviously hit with shoes by their mothers at some point in their life
DarkshifterX 1 year ago 3
you dont hit me mother fucker LMFAO
Taytaykaalele2525 1 year ago
It sound to much like damn LOL
saske271 1 year ago
Up alreet, class
PaulHolbornTV 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAH XD
PcGameHunter 1 year ago
lol!!!!!!
isaccoxx1 1 year ago
1.26 to 1.45 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH
imtokool1211 1 year ago
" YOU CAN HAVE A REAL TIMID SISTER FOR A GIRL AND SMACK HER BE LIKE (slap) " IMAL KILL YOU MUTHAFUCKA, YOU DON'T HIT ME GODDAMNIT, YOU DON'T HIT ME SHIT, NO MUTHAFUCKA YOU DON'T HIT ME, YOU DON'T YO HANDS IN MY FACE, MY FATHA DON'T PUT HIS HANDS IN MY FACE, YOU DON'T HIT ME...... BABY PLEASE STOP, BABY PLEASE.....STOP, STOP BABY HOLD UP, STOP PLEASE PLEASE, CALM DOWN BABY CALM DOWN.... YOU DON'T HIT ME MUTHAFUCKA.......JUST GET THE FUCK OUT"
arthurtats 1 year ago 7
Mum's and ladies.....
alphidee78 1 year ago
i think the 22 that push the dislike button must like the justin bieber hair flip cause is much funnier :| FUCK YOU !!!!
sensationdj10 1 year ago 6
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funny as fuck this video is
dalton9937 1 year ago
i hope i can have 22 bullets for the people who missed the like buton
extrafrog 1 year ago 6
@extrafrog i was just thinking about that....who the fuck dislikes this? people are fucking emoes these days
Hydz2315 1 year ago
@extrafrog make that 23 lol
nd4spdundrgrnd 1 year ago
@nd4spdundrgrnd if its you ima come threw the computer and destroy you hehe belive me that
extrafrog 1 year ago
a bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. the bear turns to the rabbit and, says excuse me.. do u have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?? and the rabbit says no..so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit...
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why don't you just GO TO SLEEP
rosesRred95 1 year ago
dammit i wana go hit a women now
irkiIIer 1 year ago
I LOVE eddie Murphy lOl!!
Maddluv4eric 1 year ago
Young genius. Richard Pryor prodigy.
Pleaver 1 year ago 3
...You'll be so scared, you get the fuck out too!
AxAgent666 1 year ago 4
imma kill you muthafucka you don't hit me god damnit, you dont hit me shit no muthafucker you don't hit me you don't put my hands at my face, my father don't put his hands on my face.. lol
NightFlame89 1 year ago
always hilarious XDD
Catdemon21 1 year ago
I like it when he's doing that countryside melody
Dolfijnengek92 1 year ago
LOL XD.
Eddie ur Hileriouse Lmao.
dianadogan 1 year ago 5
women be takin aerobics, they fuck you up
lea0060 1 year ago 6
3:24 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
ILLArrestYa 2 years ago
Why don't you, ummm, just go to sleep......
Swild007 2 years ago 8
im gonna kill u motha fucka! u dont hit me u dont put ur hands on my face my father dont put is hands on my face .. just get the fuck out lmao!!!!!!
guatamalangirl101 2 years ago
lol y did u eat the ice cream offthe floor lmao!
guatamalangirl101 2 years ago 2
He's very talented...Omg...O_O...LMAO
Msroxy234 2 years ago 4
I'ma KILL YOU motherfucker!
AxAgent666 2 years ago
Pause at 4:47 = WILL SMITH lmao
jooooty1 2 years ago 5
This is so true and yeah it's comedy but so fukn real!
Back in the day we could discipline our kids now we go to jail for slapping them across the face!
Also true about City kids respecting their parents more than Suburbia when my 2 eldest sons still lived at home I had holes in walls and called me all sorts of names as I was raising them up on my own in Suburbia and now they are older they dedicated TUPAC Dear Mama to me... tell me to shut up but this is a 500 comment spot!
LMFAO!
Peace.
FreeDayton 2 years ago
how come they dedicated to you dear mamma? if they lived in the suburbs and not in the hood? Did they have s fucked up life? I don't get why suburbian kids would act up. When they should be thankful for not living in the rural areas of the world. no offence =) i like tupac too specialy since im mexican in southlos323 but how can they relate to us? they blessed not poor.
LaughNowCryLater323 1 year ago
"Why don't you just go to sleep." Hahahaha he so funny!
DiorDiorGC 2 years ago
ima kill you mothafucka!
salvatrucha1818 2 years ago 8
the last part is awesome
yasas97 2 years ago 3
one of the funniest men ever
extra23dimentional 2 years ago 7
"them pumps? cuz then she'd get boomerang action going on yo ass" LMAO!!!
lexmurphy 2 years ago 9
parents should beat their kids more
andycf87 2 years ago 2
agreed. shoot them aswell
faderface51 2 years ago
@andycf87 wow fuck you, how about they beat you more so thatYOU come out like eddie murphy
irkiIIer 1 year ago
luv da boomerang part.....
yasas97 2 years ago 4
Eddie Murphy HAS TO GO BACK TO STAND-UP.
I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a good bad ugly spinoff.
CLASSIC
Zeppelin501 2 years ago 18
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Gay
EM13666 2 years ago
3:46 is the best
skier508 2 years ago 4
His white immitation at 5:07 "no no we won't have any of that" plus his FACE. Oh man epic lolz.
JerTheAraluan 2 years ago
lmao my grandmother throws her slippers at us.
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My mom beats me with her dick
And then makes me suck it.
Cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks
EM13666 2 years ago
I'm a rightfully believer in spanking....And my mother used to be so mean that she send me out to the backyard and let me get my own whipping stick. You know how that can fuck up with a child's mind. Thank god I never got it with a shoe!!!
Touchmysoul 2 years ago 4
plus i could curse, ever too, couldnt even say stuff in the wrong tone, slam a door too hard, those where the days but something happened on the turn of the 21st century, everyone got too nice...
khazal12 2 years ago 3
whatever happened to parents hitting kids?! im 18 and i think i was on the edge of when all parents started to turn and 'pacify' lool. like my parent used to hit me but i think i was last generation llool , now its like child abuse or some shit, "you dont hit me mutha fuka!!!!!" ahahah
khazal12 2 years ago 7
I've been watching all his clips here like for 2 hours, haven't laughed like this in a long long time...great suff
Fofogstandard 2 years ago 10
Oh god, this has me rolling, this is incredible because that Good Bad and the Ugly thing is exactly the feeling I would have if my mom caught me pulling some shit, but it wasn't a shoe, for me it was the Wooden Spoon, and to add to the torture we had to specify the number of times we got whacked, you all know what I'm talking about, holding the spoon, trying to act angry, "You did it, how many whacks do you think that means?"
81broncoman 2 years ago
Lol i was just watching this yesterday
JOHNCENASHARDCORE1 2 years ago
LMFAO XD
Sugarrbuns 2 years ago
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he is a God. so funny.
Flapanapple023 2 years ago
"Why;d u lick that ice cream off the floor?"
AHAAHAHAH XD
LMFAO
MajikBooBear 2 years ago 2
3:48 ~ I'm gonna kill you motherfucker. XD
gotriceandshrimp 2 years ago 10
no no, we wont have any of that
"errrrr, get the fuck out!"
Ty1Brown2Studioz3 2 years ago 9
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"you remember those days when you could hit women?!?!?" LMAO... WHEN??? When we still used clubs?!?!?!
dieterderblau 2 years ago
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why cuz u can't a man u fuckin pussy?
JV246 2 years ago
yo this guy is funny as he*l
GeTxXPuNKeD2010 2 years ago
Second highest grossing actor in motion picture history.
QuantumStates 2 years ago 4
awesome, u know whos the first?
dreamingonlyinmyhead 2 years ago
Tom Hanks.
QuantumStates 2 years ago
Hahahaha thats what its like with my bro and his basket ball shoes xD
AQWorldNighthawk177 2 years ago
Twenty years later, STILL hilarious to look at!!! Now THATS talent!
Ansariya 2 years ago 188
@Ansariya my father watched this when he was like 20 and now im watching this 20 years later now he didnt tell me about this i found this my self
fallen250 1 year ago
@Ansariya and the internet
lilHippo 1 year ago
ha ha ha 5:02
evanfrederiksen 2 years ago
YUP-wait mom i was playin!damn right on th sholder,lmao
93Liberation 2 years ago
he was 25 i think or 23 hes 43 today i think
dmohr7 2 years ago
lmfao , this man got talent , when was this ? 83 84 ? not many ppl have longevity but this fella has
locomunkeeman 2 years ago
1983
BryceCBS 2 years ago
He hasn't had a funny film since nutty professor
purplenurps 2 years ago
LMAO.!! he was so funny!
yhaile1210 2 years ago
the best..eddie the best
dready187 2 years ago 2
U DONT ME !!
dudet121 2 years ago
Wait a minute baby *dramitic pause* duh duh duh Chk chk Bom whoop whoop WHoop WHOOp WHOOP OW!!! WHOOP WHOOp WHoop whoop lets go
KamoTeen 2 years ago 133
I hit a blk chick once and she did that xD
FlamBroyat 2 years ago
that was funny as hell !!! lmao !!!!!!
xxbullfrog66xx 2 years ago
hahaha "uhmm why dont you just go to sleep" hahahah
alex16ed 2 years ago 3
HILARIOUS!!!
sounique999 2 years ago
imma kill you muther fucker, you dont hit me like that, you dont hit me shit, you dont put your hands on my face, my father dont put his hands on my face...
baby please stop, please stop, please please, calm down baby,
princedomski 2 years ago 14
princedomski you forgot,
YOU DON'T HURT ME MOTHR FUCKA!!
tyranidsarethebest 2 years ago
thanks for uploading man
thenewdoc 2 years ago
they'll fuck you up now XD
myxkorona 2 years ago
oh so thats how that bitch always catches me
tru2yoself 2 years ago
1:37-1:42 too :-) ;P :D
"Lets go" =)
ola750 2 years ago
it's my favourite parts 0:21- 0:46 ;D ;D ;D
and 2:33- 3:03 :P :P :P Eddie Murphy is great comic actor!
ola750 2 years ago
My mom would hit us with the wooden spoon hanging on the dining room wall as decoration. One night she cracked it in half hitting it over my sister's rear-end. she said it sisn't hurt cuz her jeans were too tight. hahahaha
janiak2511 2 years ago 3
latinos call it LA CHANCLA
latinaangel16 2 years ago
haha latinos call it LA CHANCLA lol
damn i member those chanclas lol
latinaangel16 2 years ago
lol
DearVideo 2 years ago
"let me outta here" ... eeeert! "ok get the fuck out"
gemcutter187 2 years ago 5
AAAAAAAAAA @ 1:40 is funny :P
KodoFood 2 years ago 2
women be taking arobics, they fuck you up
ReynoldsLoki95 2 years ago 6
My mum threw a bread knife at my head once....i only joked one night that the service was slow with my tea???.....HAHAHAHAHAHA....she didnt see the funny side.....honestly do that....say that to your gf or mum or anyone ....see their reaction....lol...just wear a crash helmet...lol.
Deadlybrit 2 years ago 2
OMFG FUNNIEST EVER
Hellblazzer26 2 years ago 4
3:38 - 4:15 lol..
2mickeymouse 2 years ago
haha get the fuck out hahahahaha
bobskatemore 2 years ago
"that motherfucka's crazy" aha
MrsHowl 2 years ago 2
lol "no no i did bring it on myself....why don't you just...go to sleep"
VegasBikerChick211 2 years ago 15
My father don't even put his hands on my face
LOL So true!
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dancechickalways 2 years ago
"Why'd you eat the ice cream off the floor?"
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PMRock0 2 years ago 8
then she got some bormmerang action
rockbaby101 2 years ago 3
my mum used to hit me with a roling pin lol till i started to brea kthe motha fukas :)
neel35 2 years ago
wtf a rolling pin!?!
watsupbrav 2 years ago 2
rolling pin is used to knead bread dough, also use just to pop kids or husband in the head was also good weapon back then. lol
Jim9298 2 years ago
1:37 to 1:42
tiger2hunt4me 2 years ago 5
DIZ SHYTE IZ FUNNY FUCK ALL HATERZ
sarahruggianoo 2 years ago 3
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fuck off with that gay shit cunt
brettnicchris 2 years ago
GOONIGOOGLE!
YungAlCreationz 2 years ago 7
The people thumbs downing you obviously have never seen the rest of this.
That shit was funny as hell.
"I thought I had learned some new spanish" LOL
Doughnuts009 2 years ago 12
LMAO
YungAlCreationz 2 years ago 4
"whyd you eat the icecream off the floor?"
"lets go"
[=
kaylabambina 2 years ago 9
1:30 HAHAHAHA!!!
hlvBROWNboy 2 years ago 6
"Imma kill you muthafucka!!!"
"Just get the fuck out!!!" lol this is too much.
pisces38 2 years ago 9
it sure "madafuckin" is!!!!!!!
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LoveAmericaStyle 2 years ago
The King of comedy.
Rudolf555 2 years ago 7
Richard Pryor
Doughnuts009 2 years ago 3
haha my mom ust to like beat the shit out of me but this is just too funny
classclowny 2 years ago 8
white people do let dem kids do dat
blue2slugger2 2 years ago 5
That's cuz white parents swear at their kids all the fuckin time.
mspoden2011 2 years ago 7
true my family does that XD
fucdisdeath 2 years ago 3
I love best comedians impressions of black girls, they're always perfect.
PandaExpress90 2 years ago 7
I Ma kill Yu Mutha Fuckka
israeladrianaraujo 2 years ago 5
tooo funnnnny
PicturePurfect17 2 years ago 5
yeah yeah i brought that on myself... er... why dont you go to sleep
ryanzworld 2 years ago 3
i werryy goood man Seee jaaa :))) sweet
bonuss188 2 years ago
COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
that fucken killed me LOLOL
monstermash75 2 years ago 2
Stand up comedy at its best. No doubt the Americans invented it.
ppinmys 2 years ago
I hate people that act proud when they discover there countrys may have invented it or that if they did its better than someone elses.
myg0tpurepunk 2 years ago 5
:P Awesome.
KaronaG 2 years ago
lol
jenellmcdaniel 2 years ago
ima kill you mothafucka! u dont hit me shit! u dont hit me! u dont put ur hands in my face my FATHER dont put hhis hands in my face! roflmaooolol now get the fuck out
looksexyzhere 2 years ago 4
by gawwd lord have mercy on this man's soul. He is one funny mutherfuckkaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
deepu316 3 years ago 9
my father don't put his hands on my face!!!
buloy881 3 years ago 6
HHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA that man is a genius!!!
Falestiin2660 3 years ago 9
geniues
beejblud 3 years ago 4
:0 lol
swiimgfreek 3 years ago
lol
pastacreed 3 years ago
eddie murphy is just amazing :D hes is like the comedy gawd :D goo eddie murphy :D
sk8rkid25 3 years ago 3
haha he´s the best commedian ever
Lyron0is0PIMP 3 years ago 12
damn LOL!!! boomerang action he must have gotton lot of respect for that lol!!!!
iBOOCHRIS 3 years ago 6
this guy is fucking crazy, he`s one of those guys i wish i could be. he fucks everybody !!! menthaly :D
bulotazzz 3 years ago 3
Why don't you just....go to sleep?
LOL
singingspot 3 years ago 3
mate!! get this from your local video shop and watch the entire thing - i was shitting myself
thomRAGE 3 years ago 3
OMG hahahahhaha
"you can have a really timid sister..**slap*
" im gonna kill you motherfucker !!"
im dyin LOL this is the best part !!
blue12silver 3 years ago 8
he0s the best
doddoso 3 years ago
boomerang action lol
andreisloved 3 years ago