the sad thing is, there are people who would take this as fact. Legs evolved within the confines of water, and that already dead fish probably planted in the sand sure as shooting wasn't gonna sprout legs.
I'm confused. Is this a parody of religious pseudo-scientists pretending to understand evolutionary theory and then disprove it? A serious video intended to disprove evolutionary theory? Or just... something weird?
Whatever it is, I have to admit it's not my kind of humour (if it is humour)
I don't believe that we evolved by series of mutations because that is impossible.
I believe that how we look/are was already written in genes of the first animals on earth.
and those genes were just turned off and were activated when needed; even we carry genes that are turned off and carry info about how our descendants will look like.
i love your parody but evolution was "ARGUABLY" some historians claim other earlier cultures had ideas of animals changing form over time but the Greeks claim the first in guessing evolution, also both another scientist discovered evolution same time as Darwin it's simply who over says it to the science community wins the history spot, also Darwin father discovered it but kept it to himself out of fear of reproductions.
I knew creationalists were full of shit along time ago. I know because the missing link works at my shop. His name is of course muhhumad Rashid. He "paints", picks his nose, plays with his junk, eats the rottenest smelling food, and is dumber than a sack of hammers.
that is the type of RIDICULOUS video. I'm just asking to myself: this is a real video trying to prove evolution is wrong, or is a irony about some criacionist "believes"? remembering that I didn't see the video completely...
I think this is meant to be satire.. alas, they sound so much like the ignorant kind of creationist that it's difficult to tell... believe it or not, some creationists actually *do* use those exact arguments!
If God Truly designed humans in his image... he did a really horrible job at it.
My jaw isn't even big enough for my teeth - I had to have 2 of them removed (wisdom teeth). My Seminiferous Tubules go all the way around my pelvis - How inefficient and dangerous. My eyes are nearsighted and I can't see very well at night!! And I have a chemical imbalance which causes my heart to race for no reason, called a "panic attack".
These arguments are evidence that God did not design humans.
God created humans perfect, humans were perfect before the flood, after the flood the world was a different place and humans didnt develop as good as what they did before the flood.
I know i'll never convince your brainwashed mind, so i won't bother arguing with you.
Dinosours have almost the exact design that we humans have, just a different shape; they had 5 'fingers' on each limb, and each their 'forearms' had 2 bones just like us.
You don't know how to use punctuation properly.
Enjoy believing nonsense, but don't come crying to a hospital when you need it: almost all of modern medicine relies on evolution.
Modern bananas are a result of Evolutionary theory
Dinosours have almost the exact design that we humans have, just a different shape..... yeh and they kind of looked like us aswell too haha. So you think we evolved from dinosaurs? I thought all the dinosaurs were wiped out. How could we evolve from dinosaurs if they were wiped out? Modern bananas are a result of Evolutionary theory. Really? I suppose the bananna evolved from a T-Rex or something.
Yes, i was indeed pointing out that i'm more intelligent. My point was that people who don't read are the ones who don't believe in Evolution. And your response proves my statement again.
Yes, mammals evolved from reptiles, and dinosaurs were most likely reptiles, although it seems like some were very close to birds. Humans are mammals, thus humans and dinosaurs must have a common ancestor. I never said we evolved FROM dinosaurs, we just simply have a common ancestor.
You only think your more intelligent. "people who don't read are the ones who don't believe in Evolution". How do you know this? Have you met everyone that doesn't believe in Evolution? They probably do read. Its just that maybe they thought Evolution was a big lie with no proof. Besides that how do you know that everything you read is the truth? You sound like a person that wants to look intelligent because it makes you feel good.
Modern bananas are most likely not related to dinosaurs, the DNA is just TOO different (although both have DNA and cells).
The modern banana originated on a field in Jamaica, when Jean Francois Poujot found that one of the banana trees on his plantation had a different genetic make up than the others.
This mutant was sweet. He took that one single tree and bred and sold it. It was a smash hit.
The mutant had a genetic benefit, sweetness, that helped it survive and replicate =Evolution
He had to make that happen it didnt hapen natually. I have never seen any evidence of evolution. I also find it hard to believe that Dinosaurs existed millions of years ago on there own with no humans, then they get wiped out of it life starts again but this time humans started evolving. How come humans didnt evolve back then? If there earth is billions of years old how did it survive that long? How did it survive decaying all that time?
oh, i wanted to point out, as well, that it DID happen naturally.
the new banana sprang up without any sort of DNA corruption by human-animals. The human-animal found the new banana to be more to its liking. Using its genetically beneficial large brain, the human-animal bred the new banana tree.
the taste of the new banana was more to the liking of an animal, and that animal helped that new banana survive.
It's a clear cut case of an observed instance of symbiotic evolution.
Have you ever seen the original type of banana? Neither have I. Obviously the new type of banana, the mutant, received a huge benefit from the human-animal thanks to its taste.
If you just remove the concept that humans are special, its easy to see.
... the rest of your comment .... i have no idea what you were trying to say. This is because of the lack of punctuation and... comprehension.
Ok i have removed the concept that humans are special. Yeh your right im seeing it clearly now. Im imagining an animal like an ape going around planting bananas, Then he goes on to open a massive company called Fyfes.
Evolution does not teach that man descends from apes, although these two may have very possibly. These guys remind me a lot of Kurk Cameron, about as unintelligent and using almost as many fallacies.
I really hope this was supposed to be a joke, because in all seriousness, that was really stupid. Firstly, his idea was composed of asking people's opinions not on the matter, but on life and other things. He made the idea aprox. 36 years after the Beagle trip. Your test to see if god made humans in his own image is bogus too. Firstly, if your going by the theory of evolution, stick to it, don't take the bible over it when testing. Rofl. Also, it tekes millions of years to adapt. Not 30 seconds
Comparison of the human and chimpanzee genomes has not yet offered any major insights into the genetic elements that underlie bipedal locomotion, a big brain, linguistic abilities, elaborated abstract thought, or any other unique aspect of the human phenome."
Well then we can reasonably assume that 2% difference in DNA is a big difference. But did you know that chimps can learn to speak. I think they have a 1000 word dictionary. But i think it does prove that we had a common ancestor.
Very entertaining. Oddly enough, I think that the funniest thing about this video is that some people fanatics will see this as a video that promotes religion.
I like how people take a book like the Bible so seriously and can honestly believe it's all real. If it was real, and Jesus was really coming back, then why hasn't he already? And if he has, why haven't we heard anything about a man doing magical things to water and shit? They're all fucking stories, dammit. I'd love for someone to prove they all really happened to me. That'll be the day.
You didn't test the way animals evolve the way darwin proposed. What happens according to darwins theory, is that DNA mutates... Your not worth the time.
all you creationists do is take evidence for our theories then make up bullshit that fit's in with yours, for example "a river eroded the grand canyon over thousands of years" but you say "the flood during noah's time shattered all the rock"
ya can't say evolution is wrong because neither argument has "enough" proof to sway everybodies opinion there will always be people who can't except that there is no god
So you're saying that Jesus was just a normal man killed by the Romans 2 thousands years ago for nothing because he thought he was the son of God made in the image of man.
The Truth is Lowelife, even the people who wrote the bible even knew back then that the Earth was created throw the process of evolution, but they use the image of God and word because if you told a person three thousands years ago that the Earth created itself noone back then you take you for grant so they said that god created everything so that the humans back then could understand how the world was created.
Ya, take that you damn atheit's. You shit heads will all fuck'n fry in hell for your vulgar theories. Stupid scientists with their "theories" and their "logic". Why can't you do the intelligent thing and just accept what some book written thousands of years ago says about the nature of your world.
"Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD."
you obviously know nothing about evolution. why would you think your smarter than all the worlds scientists? give me a break. evolution is a widely accepted scientific fact... that is... among scientists. aka.. intellegent people.
The funny thing about this video is when those idiots start to talk about evolution. Did they even finished their highschool. These idiots are probably highschool dropouts. They don't even know what evolution is. Next time, please get your ph.d's when you talk about evolution. I trust any scientist than deluded preachers.
You guys are either very good satarists or fundie freaks. Either way, this was amusing. Whether you meant to or not, you made Creationists and IDers look like tools... Nice video!
Yeah, this is really clever. I mean, debunking evolution with a dead fish and a dead bird. wow. Darwin must be glad you guys weren't around to do these things when he was alive, his face would be so red!
And, I get offended when you refer to the bible as a Myth.
That's like saying Harry Potter is a Myth.
When we all know the thing that the bible and Harry Potter have in common, is they're FUCKING MADE UP. Not myths.
Anyone with half a brain can tell this is a parody of the futile attempts Christians make at disproving evolution. There's even a little jab towards closet homosexuality in there (kind of lame, but whatever). I'm amazed at how subtle humor and parody/satire goes right over people's heads ALL THE TIME. But, what can one expect from the general populous - most are morons.
Anyone with a brain can also realize what teufelkatze said is idiotic. I swear some people just want to be like... hey im an idiot and i call out christians for everything that goes against what i think. i laughed at the video i did find it funny though i only found it funny for certain things. otherwise it was cheesy though clever.
HOW was what I said "idiotic"? There's a bunch of people posting comments who are obviously confused as to whether or not this is actually satire. It doesn't take a lot of brain power to figure that one out. So, yes, anyone who can't figure that out is an idiot. Period. Furthermore, your comment doesn't seem to make much sense. Perhaps you'd like to elaborate?
Oh, right. Translation: I have a severe intelligence superiority complex and I need to use crude, inane, idiotic come backs in order to not have it add to my self loathing and pitiful self worth.
Go back to high school... or better yet, middle school.
And for you making such an idiotic comment then I see it fit that you should come with me since you dont seem all that ready yourself with your attempt to sound intellectually superior.
I wasn't "attempting" anything other than voicing my opinion in my original comment, something you apparently had a big problem with... no "superiority" involved in that, just stating an opinion. Perhaps it hit too close to home and that's what got you so peeved? Of course. Rhetorical questions aside, you give no reasons for why my original was "idiotic" in your opinion (look up "truthiness" on Wiki), so one would have to conclude the latter was your problem.
The whole Adam & Eve thing is so laughable, I often feel like I'm discussing comic book characters when people bring it up. The biggest laugh comes from the fact that there are TWO creation stories in the very first chapter, Genesis. First, it says Adam was created first, and Eve from his rib (or side, depending on the translations). In the other, it says they were both created together. Well? Which is it, "God"?
1. Why does it need to be a fish? Shellfish such as crabs and Mudpuppies both live on land and sea.
2. Obviously a finch will drown if dunked underwater (even tho that was a fake parrot.).
Also why call it a "True Myth". If its a myth it can be proven or disproven. So you already destroyed its validity from the start. Perhaps you should try to make statements and experiments that aren't so terribly biased.
I think this was a parody of the lame excuses people use to dispell Evolution. It didn't seem like they were truly against Evolution. At least, I hope that's what it was.
the sad thing is, there are people who would take this as fact. Legs evolved within the confines of water, and that already dead fish probably planted in the sand sure as shooting wasn't gonna sprout legs.
۞ Ia Ghoudathulhu Fhtagn! ۞
Zuifan 1 year ago
Is it really Christians being this dumb or is it atheists pretending to be dumb Christians to make them look bad ?
flyingscience 1 year ago
i cant tell if this is a spoof
ilovetheview47 1 year ago
I really really really hope this is satire, but I just can't tell anymore...
oh and I was disappointed, I read the mythbusters title and expected to see an explosion involving some household object or a car. I got neither
blendin2 1 year ago
i can feel that this is satire... or maybe not?
Th0usandMaster 1 year ago
Is this satire? It' was difficult to tell.
If it was a satire, I personally couldn't see the humor in it.
If it isn't a satire... *facepalm*.
DestAeval 1 year ago
So, the real reason Jesus was killed was because he was telling people NOT to pay their taxes. If you try that, you'll get whacked too.
Joannegmurphy 2 years ago
I'm confused. Is this a parody of religious pseudo-scientists pretending to understand evolutionary theory and then disprove it? A serious video intended to disprove evolutionary theory? Or just... something weird?
Whatever it is, I have to admit it's not my kind of humour (if it is humour)
Kieran27 2 years ago
Yes, it's not that funny.
And some creationists are this stupid so it is hard to tell if it's satire, I think so.
gregrutz 2 years ago
Believing in evolution and the creation myth take more faith than believing in the Pastafarian creation FACT.
Theres no way you get monkies giving birth to men, cats don't give bith to dogs. Therefore evolution is false.
PassionForPasta 2 years ago
Evolution says dogs make dogs, and cats make cats, but they are both mammals and share a common ancestor,. the first mammal.
gregrutz 2 years ago
@PassionForPasta u have no idea what evolution is or u would beleive it
patrickledford420 2 years ago
I don't believe that we evolved by series of mutations because that is impossible.
I believe that how we look/are was already written in genes of the first animals on earth.
and those genes were just turned off and were activated when needed; even we carry genes that are turned off and carry info about how our descendants will look like.
libed91 2 years ago
They have re-activated genes in birds to make them grow teeth, dinosaur teeth.
gregrutz 2 years ago
Comment removed
patrickledford420 2 years ago
i love your parody but evolution was "ARGUABLY" some historians claim other earlier cultures had ideas of animals changing form over time but the Greeks claim the first in guessing evolution, also both another scientist discovered evolution same time as Darwin it's simply who over says it to the science community wins the history spot, also Darwin father discovered it but kept it to himself out of fear of reproductions.
whydid666 2 years ago
actually adam and jamie believe in evolution and are sceptics
Immuuni 2 years ago
Funny stuff. Sadly, many people think like this. I had a friend ask me whether I believed we evolved from fish or from monkeys once. *facepalm*
bottlezone 2 years ago 9
beats coming from a pile of dirt or a man's rib bone
lailum 2 years ago
Comment removed
patrickledford420 2 years ago
@bottlezone
And where did you evolve from?
realhomosapiens 1 year ago
@bottlezone the answer is both.
londonoverground 1 year ago
I knew creationalists were full of shit along time ago. I know because the missing link works at my shop. His name is of course muhhumad Rashid. He "paints", picks his nose, plays with his junk, eats the rottenest smelling food, and is dumber than a sack of hammers.
playlistchannel1 2 years ago
go go power rangers!
De4sher 2 years ago
This isn't the Onion people. This is clearly satire making fun of the creationist.
modemmack 2 years ago
please, please, please tell me this is satire! because if they're serious they are lower than the bannanaman Ray Comfort...
satanisthetruegod666 2 years ago
that is the type of RIDICULOUS video. I'm just asking to myself: this is a real video trying to prove evolution is wrong, or is a irony about some criacionist "believes"? remembering that I didn't see the video completely...
marteco 2 years ago
This WOULD be funny, but-
i have a very sad, dark, pit in my stomach telling me these guys might be serious.
jazztrumpet87 2 years ago 5
hilarious!!!
lunabirdie 2 years ago
This is so hilarious I loved it!
CoretezTheKiller 2 years ago
I think this is meant to be satire.. alas, they sound so much like the ignorant kind of creationist that it's difficult to tell... believe it or not, some creationists actually *do* use those exact arguments!
RockingOnPluto 2 years ago
Much like Edwardcurrent.
0mnis14sh 2 years ago
Funnneeeee! well done.
Mazzerkhan 2 years ago
This was awesome! xD
I'm just shocked how low the ratings are...
eater0fput0 2 years ago
Votebots will do that
0mnis14sh 2 years ago
Why doesn't anybody seem to get that this is a joke?
Not very funny, sure, but a good attempt at satire of those that don't understand concepts within evolution.
I'm going to use that last line when I start talking about Genesis: "The only true myth around."
FlamesForBreanna 3 years ago
If God Truly designed humans in his image... he did a really horrible job at it.
My jaw isn't even big enough for my teeth - I had to have 2 of them removed (wisdom teeth). My Seminiferous Tubules go all the way around my pelvis - How inefficient and dangerous. My eyes are nearsighted and I can't see very well at night!! And I have a chemical imbalance which causes my heart to race for no reason, called a "panic attack".
These arguments are evidence that God did not design humans.
EvanGarrettRogers 3 years ago
"Seminiferous Tubules" you mean vas deferens. Seminiferous tubules are in your testes.
snakeguy76 2 years ago
lol, my bad
evangrogers 2 years ago
God created humans perfect, humans were perfect before the flood, after the flood the world was a different place and humans didnt develop as good as what they did before the flood.
steelmind1 2 years ago
I know i'll never convince your brainwashed mind, so i won't bother arguing with you.
Dinosours have almost the exact design that we humans have, just a different shape; they had 5 'fingers' on each limb, and each their 'forearms' had 2 bones just like us.
You don't know how to use punctuation properly.
Enjoy believing nonsense, but don't come crying to a hospital when you need it: almost all of modern medicine relies on evolution.
Modern bananas are a result of Evolutionary theory
evangrogers 2 years ago
Dinosours have almost the exact design that we humans have, just a different shape..... yeh and they kind of looked like us aswell too haha. So you think we evolved from dinosaurs? I thought all the dinosaurs were wiped out. How could we evolve from dinosaurs if they were wiped out? Modern bananas are a result of Evolutionary theory. Really? I suppose the bananna evolved from a T-Rex or something.
steelmind1 2 years ago
"You don't know how to use punctuation properly".
You read what i wrote perfect, your just trying to make out your intelligent.
steelmind1 2 years ago
Yes, i was indeed pointing out that i'm more intelligent. My point was that people who don't read are the ones who don't believe in Evolution. And your response proves my statement again.
Yes, mammals evolved from reptiles, and dinosaurs were most likely reptiles, although it seems like some were very close to birds. Humans are mammals, thus humans and dinosaurs must have a common ancestor. I never said we evolved FROM dinosaurs, we just simply have a common ancestor.
to be continued..
evangrogers 2 years ago
You only think your more intelligent. "people who don't read are the ones who don't believe in Evolution". How do you know this? Have you met everyone that doesn't believe in Evolution? They probably do read. Its just that maybe they thought Evolution was a big lie with no proof. Besides that how do you know that everything you read is the truth? You sound like a person that wants to look intelligent because it makes you feel good.
steelmind1 2 years ago
Yes i have and they only read the Bible did not even understand the basics of Bio chemistry.
whydid666 2 years ago
Modern bananas are most likely not related to dinosaurs, the DNA is just TOO different (although both have DNA and cells).
The modern banana originated on a field in Jamaica, when Jean Francois Poujot found that one of the banana trees on his plantation had a different genetic make up than the others.
This mutant was sweet. He took that one single tree and bred and sold it. It was a smash hit.
The mutant had a genetic benefit, sweetness, that helped it survive and replicate =Evolution
evangrogers 2 years ago
He had to make that happen it didnt hapen natually. I have never seen any evidence of evolution. I also find it hard to believe that Dinosaurs existed millions of years ago on there own with no humans, then they get wiped out of it life starts again but this time humans started evolving. How come humans didnt evolve back then? If there earth is billions of years old how did it survive that long? How did it survive decaying all that time?
steelmind1 2 years ago
oh, i wanted to point out, as well, that it DID happen naturally.
the new banana sprang up without any sort of DNA corruption by human-animals. The human-animal found the new banana to be more to its liking. Using its genetically beneficial large brain, the human-animal bred the new banana tree.
the taste of the new banana was more to the liking of an animal, and that animal helped that new banana survive.
It's a clear cut case of an observed instance of symbiotic evolution.
evangrogers 2 years ago
"and that animal helped that new banana survive" but you have no proof that an animal helped it survive.
But maybe your right because i heard a story once that the original owner of Fyfes
is actually an Orangutan lol.
steelmind1 2 years ago
Have you ever seen the original type of banana? Neither have I. Obviously the new type of banana, the mutant, received a huge benefit from the human-animal thanks to its taste.
If you just remove the concept that humans are special, its easy to see.
... the rest of your comment .... i have no idea what you were trying to say. This is because of the lack of punctuation and... comprehension.
evangrogers 2 years ago
" i have no idea what you were trying to say. This is because of the lack of punctuation and... comprehension. "
No it was because i was takin the piss out of you. :)
steelmind1 2 years ago
Ok i have removed the concept that humans are special. Yeh your right im seeing it clearly now. Im imagining an animal like an ape going around planting bananas, Then he goes on to open a massive company called Fyfes.
steelmind1 2 years ago
Evolution is a religion and you know it . You are believing in things that u have no proof for.
steelmind1 2 years ago
Develop as "well"
snakeguy76 2 years ago
Nice video, but you could have had more content.
proatheism 3 years ago
Stick to this(bible), the only TRUE myth around, well said
z06camaro 3 years ago
Evolution does not teach that man descends from apes, although these two may have very possibly. These guys remind me a lot of Kurk Cameron, about as unintelligent and using almost as many fallacies.
Mattrix0 3 years ago
thanks ,you just proved how uneducated you are about evolution. furthering the point as to how stupid the god did it myth realy is.
spinleratheist 3 years ago
I really hope this was supposed to be a joke, because in all seriousness, that was really stupid. Firstly, his idea was composed of asking people's opinions not on the matter, but on life and other things. He made the idea aprox. 36 years after the Beagle trip. Your test to see if god made humans in his own image is bogus too. Firstly, if your going by the theory of evolution, stick to it, don't take the bible over it when testing. Rofl. Also, it tekes millions of years to adapt. Not 30 seconds
AQWaddict 3 years ago
lol
awesome
itouchyourpod 3 years ago
what a great big time piece of shit!!! that was a waste of time just like religion!
quisqueyatv 3 years ago
LMFAO he just pulls a fish out of the sea xD HAHAHAHAHAHAH
krapsicle 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
i hope you know that before darwin died he said that he was wrong and evolution wasnt real
soccerkratos 3 years ago
That was pretty funny.
And now I know where VenomFangX got the idea that Darwin sailed on the "Beagle" instead of the Bugle.
You guys are silly.
freedom0f5peech 3 years ago
Whaaa, that was funny ;)
Just one factual error though, Darwin was not the first to recognize evolution, evolution was recognized long before Darwin.
Darwin's brilliant contribution was (like Wallace) the recognition of a couple mechanisms by which evolution works (i.e. descent with modification).
Anyway, nice parody :)
mindwis3 3 years ago 2
lol... at the end:
*guy holds up bible*
"stick to this! it's the only true myth around."
fucking brilliant
LordPanties 3 years ago 2
Awesome video...LOL...thanks!
FartVandelay 3 years ago
you murderd a fish... shame on you.
BestVideosEver01 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Damn these guys are talented. LOL.
artyfarty2 3 years ago 2
"He sailed to islands on a beagle?"
Nice video guys, and well done.
FatherTime89 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hey catch me in naked on my personal webpage meetyourfling(.Com)
840880
ACTM107 3 years ago
Yeah Jesus Fucking Christ would totally dig this shit! Fuck evolution because that's for fags who think and read books!
WhiteJack8791 3 years ago 13
Fuck yeah!
artyfarty2 3 years ago
Great parody. Had me laughing the whole time.
jebus6kryst 3 years ago
Please tell me you didn't kill poor helpless animals to prove you don't understand evolution!
kreagan82 3 years ago
This is a joke video, you cannot tell?
jebus6kryst 3 years ago 3
haha love this! only because i hate evolution and the bible is true! good work haha except for the swearing :D
JoBroCutie 3 years ago
This is a joke video, you cannot tell?
jebus6kryst 3 years ago 3
Comparison of the human and chimpanzee genomes has not yet offered any major insights into the genetic elements that underlie bipedal locomotion, a big brain, linguistic abilities, elaborated abstract thought, or any other unique aspect of the human phenome."
lookwithlove 3 years ago
so you are saying that we are not related to chimps?
Igotnogod 3 years ago
Well then we can reasonably assume that 2% difference in DNA is a big difference. But did you know that chimps can learn to speak. I think they have a 1000 word dictionary. But i think it does prove that we had a common ancestor.
crackerkiller89 3 years ago 2
Brilliant guys, a little weak on the factual side but the great use of humor is genius and says enough.
MarkarseTHOM 4 years ago
Very entertaining. Oddly enough, I think that the funniest thing about this video is that some people fanatics will see this as a video that promotes religion.
lawtek711 4 years ago 2
What a couple of twats.
Lebowsk1 4 years ago
is this satyre
0gigers0love0slave0 4 years ago
this is the funniest shit ever!
eddygoombah 4 years ago
good job. God is real
yoshigod 4 years ago
I like how people take a book like the Bible so seriously and can honestly believe it's all real. If it was real, and Jesus was really coming back, then why hasn't he already? And if he has, why haven't we heard anything about a man doing magical things to water and shit? They're all fucking stories, dammit. I'd love for someone to prove they all really happened to me. That'll be the day.
cheatar1 4 years ago 2
Didn't you see Chris Angel? He's like Jesus 2! He can like levitate across buildings! Even the "son of God" couldn't do that.
Secretservicedentist 4 years ago
that's a joke, right? ...
But why isn't it in the category "comedy"?
HubertCumberdale22 4 years ago
You didn't test the way animals evolve the way darwin proposed. What happens according to darwins theory, is that DNA mutates... Your not worth the time.
Roshkins 4 years ago
its a joke
keeesler 4 years ago
how is that?
all you creationists do is take evidence for our theories then make up bullshit that fit's in with yours, for example "a river eroded the grand canyon over thousands of years" but you say "the flood during noah's time shattered all the rock"
ya can't say evolution is wrong because neither argument has "enough" proof to sway everybodies opinion there will always be people who can't except that there is no god
lowelife101 4 years ago
So you're saying that Jesus was just a normal man killed by the Romans 2 thousands years ago for nothing because he thought he was the son of God made in the image of man.
WarshipAngelus 4 years ago
Basically, yes.
sciguy11 4 years ago
yes
keeesler 4 years ago
triple w drdino dot com give me a shout when you have the reward of 250 000 US for proving evolution!
Lumpzr 4 years ago
LOL. What a fucking joke.
BlackhawkPR 4 years ago
now i hope u dont realy believe what the bible says
kingwolf529 4 years ago
nice guys. not as good as the news team or answering machine though.
biobanana 4 years ago
Hahahaha, Dar-lose. Heehee. "Second chance, asshole!" Ah, this was so funny in it's absurdity. People need to ease up, IT'S JUST A JOKE!
Everyone that's smart knows that evolution is what really happened. Creastionism is a load of horse shit.
xXTIMBURTONXx 4 years ago
welp, you've made me a believer.
Barshki 4 years ago
Guys, dont take this seriously, lol, its supposed to be a joke.
Hez1337 4 years ago
Evolution has been proven a scientific impossibility.
warriorprince1010 4 years ago
You do realize that you don't "prove" things in science, right?
RattusAdustus 4 years ago
complete dipshits.... men didnt come from apes. we came from whats called a "common ancestor". look it up some time.
sonohito 5 years ago
actually, there's more proof that evolution didn't happen that that it did
KaeltheOne 5 years ago
Care to show it to me?
RattusAdustus 4 years ago
how does that happen
DHLRULES 4 years ago
The Truth is Lowelife, even the people who wrote the bible even knew back then that the Earth was created throw the process of evolution, but they use the image of God and word because if you told a person three thousands years ago that the Earth created itself noone back then you take you for grant so they said that god created everything so that the humans back then could understand how the world was created.
WarshipAngelus 4 years ago
lol its just a joke and any one who thinks its anything more your just to over-reactive. it is a bit mean though but meh.
zach7 5 years ago
i hope for the sake of all intelligent people in the world that that was a joke
ALJANDRO34 5 years ago
WoW... what a waste of time from a bunch of dipshits.
calfy 5 years ago
Although they didn't exactly discuss the finer points of the debate, it's good to have some creationist videos on YouTube.
LiamFly 5 years ago
wow did he really catch that fish? That was pretty awesome.
GregSteg 5 years ago
that was the best part of the video
mofleminator 4 years ago
Ya, take that you damn atheit's. You shit heads will all fuck'n fry in hell for your vulgar theories. Stupid scientists with their "theories" and their "logic". Why can't you do the intelligent thing and just accept what some book written thousands of years ago says about the nature of your world.
zyzoggman 5 years ago
Lol I hope this is sarcasm.
Nombly 5 years ago
LOL YA N00B!!!
Descendent250 5 years ago
Read your Bible bitch:
"Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD."
So where's your love, two face?
Epoq 5 years ago
i think science is right
people just didnt get dropped onto the earth
DHLRULES 4 years ago
you obviously know nothing about evolution. why would you think your smarter than all the worlds scientists? give me a break. evolution is a widely accepted scientific fact... that is... among scientists. aka.. intellegent people.
causalitist 5 years ago
The funny thing about this video is when those idiots start to talk about evolution. Did they even finished their highschool. These idiots are probably highschool dropouts. They don't even know what evolution is. Next time, please get your ph.d's when you talk about evolution. I trust any scientist than deluded preachers.
stormguy110 5 years ago
You guys are either very good satarists or fundie freaks. Either way, this was amusing. Whether you meant to or not, you made Creationists and IDers look like tools... Nice video!
ComerPerro 5 years ago
FUCKING FUNNY
SarcasticWino 5 years ago
I hope the two were being sarcastic in this movie. Nevertheless it was pretty funny! Good job
mikebob 5 years ago
Yeah, this is really clever. I mean, debunking evolution with a dead fish and a dead bird. wow. Darwin must be glad you guys weren't around to do these things when he was alive, his face would be so red!
And, I get offended when you refer to the bible as a Myth.
That's like saying Harry Potter is a Myth.
When we all know the thing that the bible and Harry Potter have in common, is they're FUCKING MADE UP. Not myths.
Kuhnaydeein 5 years ago
I thought it was funny as hell. Especially with the bird thing.
BaronUnderbite 5 years ago
Wow he threw that fish at a rock and expected it to evolve.
DODGE222 5 years ago
sorry the colbert report is an okay show but gee... get original material nukka. go back to the west side g
roastedturkey 5 years ago
Not bad! Props to the use of "Welcome to Bucketheadland" in the intro!
pneumanon 5 years ago
Dudes, that scene where the guy is running into the ocean looks AWESOME! How did you guys film that? It looks like the apocalypse or something.
Divinerightofme 5 years ago
Anyone with half a brain can tell this is a parody of the futile attempts Christians make at disproving evolution. There's even a little jab towards closet homosexuality in there (kind of lame, but whatever). I'm amazed at how subtle humor and parody/satire goes right over people's heads ALL THE TIME. But, what can one expect from the general populous - most are morons.
TeufelKatze 5 years ago
Anyone with a brain can also realize what teufelkatze said is idiotic. I swear some people just want to be like... hey im an idiot and i call out christians for everything that goes against what i think. i laughed at the video i did find it funny though i only found it funny for certain things. otherwise it was cheesy though clever.
roastedturkey 5 years ago
HOW was what I said "idiotic"? There's a bunch of people posting comments who are obviously confused as to whether or not this is actually satire. It doesn't take a lot of brain power to figure that one out. So, yes, anyone who can't figure that out is an idiot. Period. Furthermore, your comment doesn't seem to make much sense. Perhaps you'd like to elaborate?
TeufelKatze 5 years ago
Id like to elaborate my foot in your urethra
roastedturkey 5 years ago
Oh, right. Translation: I have a severe intelligence superiority complex and I need to use crude, inane, idiotic come backs in order to not have it add to my self loathing and pitiful self worth.
Go back to high school... or better yet, middle school.
You're not ready for the adult world.
TeufelKatze 5 years ago
And for you making such an idiotic comment then I see it fit that you should come with me since you dont seem all that ready yourself with your attempt to sound intellectually superior.
roastedturkey 5 years ago
I wasn't "attempting" anything other than voicing my opinion in my original comment, something you apparently had a big problem with... no "superiority" involved in that, just stating an opinion. Perhaps it hit too close to home and that's what got you so peeved? Of course. Rhetorical questions aside, you give no reasons for why my original was "idiotic" in your opinion (look up "truthiness" on Wiki), so one would have to conclude the latter was your problem.
TeufelKatze 5 years ago
Pot calling kettle black
pbrumbaugh 5 years ago
these guys did a great movie...i dont care if you think they were joking or for real...its funny as hell!
Simonttg 5 years ago
You guys remind me of the power rangers!
tbs333 5 years ago
This movie was STUPID. It can die, and no one would care.
TeoLispelle 5 years ago
Could be either the laughability of a fundie christian or a very mediocre attempt to dispell evolution. Which they did not.
Meissama 5 years ago
which side was this intended to parody?
apieceofstring 5 years ago
Are you kidding me?
pbrumbaugh 5 years ago
Ahaha. And how can Adam And Eve just magically appear then? What ever that dude says still makes better sense than the bible.
browniesss 5 years ago
The whole Adam & Eve thing is so laughable, I often feel like I'm discussing comic book characters when people bring it up. The biggest laugh comes from the fact that there are TWO creation stories in the very first chapter, Genesis. First, it says Adam was created first, and Eve from his rib (or side, depending on the translations). In the other, it says they were both created together. Well? Which is it, "God"?
ButThenAgain 5 years ago
1. Why does it need to be a fish? Shellfish such as crabs and Mudpuppies both live on land and sea.
2. Obviously a finch will drown if dunked underwater (even tho that was a fake parrot.).
Also why call it a "True Myth". If its a myth it can be proven or disproven. So you already destroyed its validity from the start. Perhaps you should try to make statements and experiments that aren't so terribly biased.
Meissama 5 years ago
I think this was a parody of the lame excuses people use to dispell Evolution. It didn't seem like they were truly against Evolution. At least, I hope that's what it was.
ButThenAgain 5 years ago
John "3:16" Gonzalez-Lopez-Guadalupe is my hero. You'll never live that gay purple shirt down Kloke.
Love,
Nick
RewriteableContent 5 years ago
I am SO sick of that "gay" phrase. Would you write, "That shirt is so nigger" to someone? Think about the words you use, dude.
ButThenAgain 5 years ago
Gays invented the term gay, it's a positive term.
masterstghm 4 years ago
you're gay!
Igotnogod 3 years ago