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  • I've eaten sandwiches off a fork before. It was nasty. =<

  • Damn dat scout has some strong fingers !

  • i'm not sure which is more epic, scouts aim or heavys timing...

  • sandvich instead of burger = win!

  • nom

  • If Rhythm Fortress was real, I would get it in a heartbeat.

  • Why does the fork only have 3 stick thingies? qq

  • this is so excellent!

  • NOM

  • Heavy is eating something other than sandvich.

  • шпут! q-q

  • POOT-A-NOM!

  • who make all these videos?

  • is it weird that this version sounds better to me than the actual game? o.0

  • This is the only way Heavy will eat his vegetables

  • You know, in this kind of game, the visual distracts me so I can't focus on the rythm, so I will most likely fail all the peas.

  • phhhhpoot

  • пингас

    

  • Poot indeed.

  • So moist and delicious

  • Funky...

  • poot c:

  • I never actually liked rhythm heaven. They changed the beat so often that it really wasn't about rhythem like the name implied. It ware more about reflexes and timing.

  • @NeonToons *Jackie Chan Face*

    They are SONGS.Songs you have to MEMORIZE.

  • Poot Poot Poot nom Poot Poot nom

  • If they released a Steam version of Rythm Heaven with characters and themes from the Valve titles, and Indie games that participate in their ARGs and holyday events, I would totally get the thing.

  • @MithranArkanere They tried that with Poker night at the inventory, Successful.

  • Scout's got some good aim!

  • NOM SHMUT NOM SHMUT SHMUT

  • Easy way to feed the heavy

  • heavy can pick pea-sized fast moving things with a fork. his timing is amazing, but i'm even more amazed how accurate scout is; he's too far to be seen, but still he can launch the thingies with his fingers in pinpoint accuracy

  • @nettimato Not to mention that he'a able to do it at breakneck speeds. His finger must be strong enough to bench press a tank!

  • @spastickid218 i was going to say that too, but... i forgot :|

  • should be a flash game

  • now i want to see foal in one >_<

  • Why did I watch this

  • I love you so much for doing these.

  • someone pleeeease make this a flash game!

  • POOTIS

  • I counted 71 peas and 3 Sandviches.

  • 1:24-2:26 Sanviches

  • y u no put face on ground an eat them going into your face at bullet speeds?

  • POOT

  • @BumFromTheDark NOM!

  • I though Heavy only eats sandviches.

  • @lordkelson1 The top comment explains everything.

  • aw man, heavy ya know eatin all those peas is gonna give ya a wicked bad tummy ache!

  • I've never seen orange peas.

  • @StupidHead1010

    I think those are beans..

  • @StupidHead1010 I've seen orange peas. They're called yellow peas

  • @kricku

    But orange != yellow. D:

  • @StupidHead1010 Hey, i don't make the rules

  • @StupidHead1010 its actually tic tacs

  • @StupidHead1010 I've never seen anyone eat their food while having it flung to them.

  • @StupidHead1010 they are poots. they are what happens when you splice peas and oranges. you know. like the grapples. the apples spliced with grapes :)

  • @jacobislucas

    Delicious little poots.

  • @StupidHead1010 sorry for my constant periods too >.> i am some what good with spelling. just not good with punctuation.

  • poot

  • If you´re gonna eat those many peas you´re not gonna have room for the Sandvich!

  • WHOOT WHOOT

  • Вы добились многого добиться своего друга

  • You don't know their teams.

    It's not like they'd know your team.

  • i iwsh i had a bag of orange pees and super reflexes

  • This is why we play with our food.

  • Wish i could do that. . .

  • Nom.

  • i am full of..PEAS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH

  • The G-Mod for his videos must be real easy.But the ANAMATING ALONE!

  • This could be a game.

  • @MinecraftJackson123 It is a game, just without TF2 characters.

  • @MinecraftJackson123 um... i am a indie game developer. I have already started making a remake of this game, and have personally contacted the person who owns this video. I keep posting this, and noone pays attention to it! when the game is done, they sure will because the maker will put my game in the annotations on how to get it. to get the early version which doesnt have gameplay yet., email me at glen@glenweb.co.cc

  • POOT POOT Nom.

  • WHYY?! Why? WTF is happening here?

  • shpoot

  • Scout: look I just flicked peas at you, my fingers still dry.

    Heavy: THAT WAS DELICIOUS!!!!

  • Poot nom poot poot nom "ah, that was delicious!"

  • shoop

  • could you imagine getting your meals like this?

  • Heavy got so hungry he ate 1:43 xD

  • 1:23 hm, scout now has the flicking power to flick sammiches? and the sammiches are so small that they fit on a fork? this disturbs me good sir.

  • шпут!

  • @ROBOTRONUS nonononono

  • @ROBOTRONUS muhl

  • @ROBOTRONUS its poot

  • @Evilmzz

    That was probably the closest he could come and still be translating a real Russian word.

  • GIF.NOW.

  • Eat my dust, pal!

  • Kung Fu Heavy

  • It takes 400,000 peas to feed Heavy Weapons Guy, for 12 seconds.

  • @FreakyYesIAm That's why he's on a strict diet of sandviches.

  • @FreakyYesIAm

    and a sandwich

  • @FreakyYesIAm sure you aren't referring to gabe newell there? (yes, i get your joke, btw)

  • @FreakyYesIAm it takes 1000 sandviches to feed Heavy Weapons Guy for 30 seconds

  • @firestar9911 You don't get humor do you?

  • Poot poot, son, poot poot.

  • There's no way Heavy's appetite is satisfied by this amount of peas

  • @inkyGame Maybe their sandvich flavored?

  • He's saying "Poot" because he is heavy weapons guy from TF2 and poot is what he says. He has never once said "shoot."

  • @AZUREkiteMAN No.. he actually says put, which is a excerpt from "Put Dispenser Here"

  • @FalzarGregar not like i've played tf2 for 2 years and wouldn't know all the memes. *eyeroll*

    heavy, being the russian lug he is, has an accent. a soft "u" for americans is a hard "u" for russians. Put (puht) becomes Poot. don't attempt to challenge an iq of 173

  • @AZUREkiteMAN The argument is good, but it still needs to be said: "People who boast about their I.Q. are losers." -Stephen Hawking.

  • @liger04 His argument is as good as scotch tape holding a computer together. Nice quote.

  • @AZUREkiteMAN That is pretty much what I summed up in my comment. Let me repeat, "he actually says put," when you said he saying shoot. Not only did you repeat what I said, you decided to put your IQ on there, which makes me think not just that you are full of shit, you can't even respond to the point that I made. Also, good job stating the obvious, "heavy, being the russion lug he is, has an accent." So much for that 173. More like 73.

  • He need to make more Rhythm Fortress video!

  • Gonna be a new weapon in TF Scout taunt and shooting peas on the ground

  • heavy would have to eat OVER 9000 to get full

  • @ThatIznotPossible1

    I agree

  • @Pretison

    Maybe shoot

  • @damprumpan and Pretison abd ThatIznotPossible1

    Maybe it is shoot

  • Pew pew shu shu nomnom

  • Nice rhythm tonnes of fun! Next time eat a salad!

  • Remove pootis

  • @JeremJarnex Noooo "poot" is hilarious :D

  • Sandwiches at 1:24 :D

  • I demand this be made into a flash game.

  • I just realized how accurate the Scout is at flicking food.

  • Is he saying foot, poot, phoot, toot, or thoot?

  • @drtrcr7 poot

  • @drtrcr7 poot

  • @drtrcr7 i think he's saying shoot

  • This is probably the least effective way of eating a meal...

  • aww, they're bonding

  • >Hear first "Poot"

    >Instantly die laughing

    dear god

  • I want eating be this fun

  • Also, 1:24 features insta-sandvichs!

  • I was sure you'd have renamed it Fort Funk. Want full blown mod! T'would be lofty, but awesome.

  • wish you would have use the captain falcon heavy skins for his gloves! then it would have been TENGOKU BUDOKAI

  • Looks like Heavy is on a diet

  • should have been called the PootFork level

  • would be cool if they were tiny sanviches

  • that heavy has wrists of steel :l

  • @datfrigginface My WRISTS! They are made of STEEL!

  • He's saying POOT for goddamn sake not SHOOT

  • thumbs up if you saw the sandviches at 1:26

  • He's saying POOT not SHOOT

  • XD

  • why is this so funny? XD

  • Somehow, Christian Brutal Sniper's hand nerves were transferred into Heavy's.

  • *pow* SHOOT

    Pow* SHOOT

    NAWM

  • POOT

  • Reminds me of Patapon...

  • SHOOT

    "nom"

  • POOT POOT POOTPOOT

  • this is much better than those gay 2 fps gmod vids..

  • if you mess up a little you character chokes

    i would have liked it if it would have happened to him

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  • INSTANT SUBSCRIPTION

  • I'M 89,899 VIEWER. BEEP BOOP.

  • @CombustibleLemons975

    Beep-boop, son. Beep-boop.

  • Why the hell do I keep coming back to this video...I've seen it like 4 times..

  • @OshSmoshBGosh Not enough.

  • thumbs up if u were playing along

  • beep boop son, beep boop

  • @G0nzA10895

    I AM A ROBOT

    I AM HERE TO MAKE YOUTUBE COMMENTS

  • @G0nzA10895 Big Boob Son, Big Boob

  • That's a good way to eat vegetables.

  • I AM THE 88,888 VIEWER HURR DURR

  • 88,888 views

  • shpoot

  • 1:25 Sandvich sandwich?

  • 1:26 Wait those are sandwiches ? lol

  • it should have bin "fort funk" :D

  • some one noticed the sandwichs at 1:23

  • Poot- poot- NOM

  • when he catches it, is it a short cut of POOTIS?

  • @Xavixyo Well duh.

  • @Xavixyo Yes

  • Heavy! Scout! Stop playing with your food!!

  • haha i love this, its the best one in my mind xD

  • And this is how the heavy became fat

  • OMG now i nknow why Heavy is Heavy : D

  • Poot!

  • I want the music for this :O

  • 78,000th viewer exactly :D I've never been exactly any number before now. So...yay, woohoo! :D