Russell Peters - Beating Your Kids

[KraZRuNsThis]

this dude sucks and hes lame

[Mrumar1947]

FUCK YOU BITCH

[AMDOWARRIOR]

Love the casual racism :)

[tankform]

HOLY SHIT, his eyes at 3:59 - 4:03 ! :O Devilish!! XD

[ah21111988]

the funniest stand-up comedian ever

[rickky8974]

i swear he is the funniest guy

[yotam1130]

Loooool visit my page more support

[g20riz]

LOVE THIS!

[montywig1]

Why this piece of shit never make fun of Jews and whites? Is he afraid of them?

[Kattywampus]

@montywig1

Half the skit was about white people....

[TopGearSurfer]

Justin Bieber was never beaten by his parents, that is why he's a social outcast.

[harrygamer]

Like if your still watching this in 2- Sorry I'm not a fag.

[09Chique09]

IDK if anyone ever noticed but when the audience cheer and laugh, there's like this 8 bit sound in the background lol

[popstoday]

like if you watching this in 2019

[Amalroks]

:solong:

[TheLuvxoxo]

LoL This is too funny man..

[OjoOro]

i said 'somebody gonna get a hurt real bad' to my dad.

i got a hurt real bad :(

[F00REX]

@OjoOro You dad sounds like a pussy!

[oXxXjamesXxXo]

THIS GUY IS AMAZING!

[K131399]

merry christmas you filthy sand nigger

[Raneem9111]

@K131399 why all the hate bitch?

[Jed69Smith]

Nyaw, uhhhh, good job alter ego! Nyaw.

[jradetzky]

1460 white parents didnt like the vid

[TheTwitch96]

like if your from brampton ontairio :)

[lowinsky97]

@TheTwitch96 Y U NO SPELL ONTARIO RIGHT?

[TheTwitch96]

@lowinsky97 because i type fast and dont correct my spelling :$

[lowinsky97]

@TheTwitch96 Ight ight.

[soniheartcurewhite]

Loool hehe

[pspboy7]

Chinese kung-fu against kids :)

[geekytara]

Sooooo funny!!!! LMAO haha

[MrLivingknight]

6 years and i still watch this

[abcd6727]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz...im an Indian ..i kw....hhahaha...

[ilikecoleslaw1]

DO I LOOK LIKE RYANS MUM

[AcessDenied01]

hahahhahahaha "Just in Case"



[CocoaDawg55]

"Let me go get you the phone then tough guy" LLLLMMMMMFFFFFAAAAAOOOOOOO :)

[exkrowswill]

lolllllllllllllll

[shAnaSh92]

LMAO hahaha so true

[Happybro2]

my name is ryan

[ebella22]

pierogies are polish, not Eukranian...just sayin

[DsrrenShan]

hmmmm .. im chinese and i liked it.. 

[chinchu1708]

The dvd is called OUTSORCED

[TheAceOfSpades9111]

@chinchu1708 no its not

[MoeEsam]

all those who unliked r chinese!

[akilahcasey1578]

if so, whats it called?

[akilahcasey1578]

is there a dvd of this stand up? does anybody know?

[TheAceOfSpades9111]

@akilahcasey1578 this stand up was on comedy central. theres no dvd out for it. but there are other dvds by russel peters called outsourced, red white and brown, and green card

[iamnotaterrorist911]

'Fuck You Dad :D ' Lol

[TheAsianBoi72ndST]

@StealthtacticsClan guy on utube

[PRESTOSAURUSREX]

somebody....

[michelle12359]

So funny.....

[antijustinbieber441]

1455 ppl got beat! one of them is justin bieber

[gavlemab]

violence is bad. no matter what. :) spread world peace and people will be healthier and happier

[llmm7]

امااا حنا يالسعودييين , اختصاص زنانيب هههههههههههههههههه

[jamesdallimore]

240p we meet again...

[bebegim94872821]

if there's one person i'll NEVER get tired of, it's russell peters!

[esrapk]

people need to stop having fucking kids these days

enough people in the world and kids are better off in heaven... I hate life as well.

[Fuglebolle]

@esrapk Earth is not full yet.. besides more people implies more comedians like Russel Peters

[mitralalla1966]

3:50 is hillarious

[ToritheKitty]

FUCK YOU BITCH!

XD That was hilarious

[ox0cupcake0xo]

DUDE this is So True..! but i i'm really thankful for my parents for beating me up or i'll never been to where i am now =)

[EraserPill]

LMFAOO im jamacian and my dad actually has beaten me for no reason at all!!

[bullsfan1211]

1452 parents disliked this

[kyledabest6]

@bullsfan1211 Thumbed down for being an attention seeking thumbs up whore.

[TheFewSurvivors]

@kyledabest6 ur a horrible person

[funnyguy603]

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[MrLlumia]

Lol so fricken funny

[kodawoo]

Funny bad

[PwLmovies]

name of the show?

[StealthTacticsClan]

Asian dad: B+ on blood test? Failure runs through ur veins 

[TheAsianBoi72ndST]

@StealthTacticsClan you got that from my chonny kindof haha

[StealthTacticsClan]

@TheAsianBoi72ndST whos that?

[oreoqueenify]

Damn white kids trying to get us killed and sheeeiiiiiiitttt.....

[oreoqueenify]

So true about Jamaican parents beating their kids for NOOOOOO REASON at all! Sheeeiiitttt, I lived it until I was 15! After that you get called down for NOOOOOO REASON at all until I....still to this day and I'm 30. Agagin, sheeeeiiiiittttt.... :s

[TheKingzOfAll]

Like if your still watching this in 2012!

[OfficialRilo]

@TheKingzOfAll It is 2012....

[TurnAround102]

New Russell Peters Spiceal !! Here : watch?v=BZ3zz9uAd64

[TheMominator3000]

1,451 are somepeople who are gonna get hurt real bad!!

[lipfunction]

1,451 people dislike this video

[CroneGrimalkin]

@lipfunction No...that just means 1,451 people who viewed this either had no sense of humor OR just didn't "get it"!

[shek9944040579]

bitchhh

[Anganalongjam]

somebody gonna get a hurt real bad. somebody

[PoomMusicman]

oh god, i wish i was good at english :'(

[EclairE365]

chinese parents will beat you if u get an A-

[myakhanrocks]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAA­AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elvinwong12]

I'm Chinese, and if I got an F, I'd be on my way in a rocket to the sun.

[Afghanistang]

so true hahahaha

[smackthatmule2]

HWAAAAAA!!!!

[BrownBrotherBravo]

lol It's funny how true this is. We would actually talk about the kind of beatings we got when I was growing up.

[hojoleon]

@BrownBrotherBravo yup. just look at our society today, kids are walking around with guns and drugs. if i did that, my father would kick my head in!!

[californiaphelix]

My mom and dad were not born in this country and they do not beat me.

[DoNtToUcHmYdAlALa]

I dont think he is funny....

[tag1989]

@DoNtToUcHmYdAlALa I know this guy is way overrated. copying black material.

[TheBoilerRahimul]

1450 people work for the NSPCC

[DeniDeia]

This guy is funny as hell! Just loved the beating idea lol

[alphatango933]

1,450 people in their room.

[xChillKidx]

yo LMAO my parents are jamaican and i swear they do beat me for no reason

[BUBUPASTETRAVIS]

1448 people gota hurt real bad!

[BUBUPASTETRAVIS]

Fuck you Dad :D

[makethetransition00]

it makes me sick that in my country (the US), corporal punishment is being interpreted as abuse...it makes me sad that the services designed to protect abused and neglected children are being taken advantage of by spoiled manipulative brats

[mrrickstur]

Asian grade rating system:

A = awful

B = beating

C = crap

D = death

[dannymarashi]

@mrrickstur aint that the truth

[WildWindyWillows]

Hah. Chinese kids don't get a beating when they get an F. More like an B+ ! I know from experience...

[hipsterassasin]

ROFLMFAO

[joey42029]

He is the FUNNESIEST FUCKER EVER'

[AkhandHindustan]

ComedyAcrossBorders page in FB has good collection of non american comics that stand out

[12dalex12]

sheesh, seen it a hunder times but still watching it like for the first time )))) priceless!

[Ghetto11566]

Funny!!!!!

[Dvaerak7Korgo]

@54321bubblepop He did a little in his new stand up The Green Card Tour. The accent made me lmao

[locococoa96]

getting your ass beat means never being grounded...i don't know which is better

[TheRaizenLegend]

@locococoa96 getting beat hurts, onless your a masochist.

[rcola360]

@locococoa96 I got my ass beat and got grounded. Puerto Rican parents...

[Sauldario89]

LMFAO

[MINDxWORM]

I've never seen a stand up video with this amount of views! Jesus Christ.

[54321bubblepop]

he should make fun of mexicans i can imah=gine hilarious jokes about them relax i'm mexican too so don't think i'm racist

[SniperTop]

Just so everyone knows, chinese parents do NOT beat their kids with kung-fu. They beat us with bamboo sticks -_-

[danny1103]

@SniperTop So True. The bamboo stick is good for dusting off TVs and beating children...

[thatguyoverthere101]

@SniperTop

Thats worse haha. Each hit is a double tap.

[Codeeist]

@SniperTop

One of my favorite Japanese women told me once: "Cody, teenage boy needs to explore and push boundaries... but when you catch them, you need to beat them with bamboo." Haha

[moka22051]

llllooollll

[1723SAMUEL]

everyone is racist

a joke is a joke

[Shez91x]

This never gets old! LOL

[TheRealGangster2012]

Yoo he racist!! Lmfaoo

[iTeriyakid]

@TheRealGangster2012

He's not racist lmao... He makes fun of everyone, but respects everyone too.

[rozenmaiden144]

for asians your grades mean so much more....

A- average

B- bad

C- crap

D- dead

F- fucked

=___= yup....

[GODOFWAR1013]

@rozenmaiden144

What about E????

[instantramen]

@rozenmaiden144

You totally got that from Nighiga. The wise words of Ryan Higa..lol

[MisterOhashi]

@instantramen you mean kevjumba?

[1234sharanya]

@rozenmaiden144 A* - Accepted in the house

[boredomdisease]

@rozenmaiden144 Average, Bitch-slapped, Caned, Disgrace, Forgotten.

[Hagi123999]

At times like this you can only say one thing: [[171108522930776]]

[MegaNyannyannyan]

The things you can do with a potato as a camera...

[meltdown273]

If i get rid of one i will make another one.lol

[videogameguy24]

1444 people gonna getta hurt real bad

[itzjoshasha]

funney ruussel more please



[Problem7Network]

LOL THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER WATCHED

[FBProductionsHD]

For a second I though that this was a minecraft video because of the graphic :/

[xxxluvadhdxxx]

im american but my step dad is polish and he would still hit me upside the head "just in case" XD lol i love my dad XD

[TheFeatherSheep]

1444 are gonna get a hurt real bad....somebody

[TheRomanBond007]

We meet again, 240p.

[BrandonBlaze904]

i once get hit by my dad, i took a baseball bat and smashed his teeth in, i got in trouble. what did you do?

[madHETALIArper101]

I hope I didn't wake my parents up from laughing so much. >.> ...

[DerKomtur11]

You are so good...hope i become in Germany such a Star :-)

[siddhi35]

what a legend..i salute

[razzakksa]

seriously russel is one of the best stand-up comedians alive!

[17ReeM17]

so so so funnny, can't stop watching him

[bbddasa]

This man has got the license for racial insults. i mean he doesn't bother at all! lol..

[canadiangal86]

he is soooooo funny!! 

[hubbabubbabubagum321]

he is so funny lolz lmfao

[Luvpeaceheartsong]

BWAHAHHAHAHA I LOVE THIS GUY

[alanhobbes1]

1443 ppl got beat

[Avenger007able]

@alanhobbes1 :D :D :D ... Nicely said mate :)

[ferryarthur]

@alanhobbes1 Actually 1443 didn't get their asses kicked by their parents. :P

[posernotricer]

@ferryarthur actually, 1444 got a hurt real baad...

[wlaa3e]

@alanhobbes1

looooooool

[remz2712]

jamaicans do be beating they kids for no reason

[Regzus]

Well I guess that on the other continets,humor is different.

[rainanmusic]

Ohh godd!! This guy alwayz cracks me UP!!

LOL "somebody gonna get hurt real bad!"

[MsAngeldodo]

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!

"somebody gonna get a hurt REAL bad"

I hope it's my brother(:

[killakahl]

:)

[1723SAMUEL]

{{ Russel Peters }}

Rules!

all his jokes a true and very funny

thank you for sharing

[jason14350]

white people are pussies they can't stand pain

[b8alumrockb8]

Everyone not white i know, including me got battered by their parents, its just life

[mistercoolio1997]

he's right. the dark ppl beat u. but jesus christ sucks. no one man in history was as dirty and filthy as jesus christ. that hair and those sandals, yeech. extreme makeover time for sure

[matthewjanzen1997]

you aren't a Bsian. you are an Asian!

[PromzJaz]

lol

[PromzJaz]

this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[veromariaxxx]

HA!



[chillman51]

@dominogirl retarded left brain human your meant to stay in the kitchen. Indians are Asian too

[djsasuke10]

@msPurplecupcake101 are you white?

[MrJefe29]

@msPurplecupcake101 russell peters exxagerates stuff a lot,i am an indian but time is changing ,he might be talking of his own time,when he was a child,at that time indians used to have more than 5 children but now people have one or two kids and they give a lot of attention to them! and besides that indian society is very diverse ,people from dfferent states have different attitudes! america has majority immigrants from southern india! canada has people from punjab!

[nelliehart]

@MrJefe29 nope, i don't think he's exaggerating. I have a jamaican mom and an indian dad, and believe me, they are equally if not more bold and united in their beating ventures, especially with grades and respect.

[MrJefe29]

@nelliehart yes indian parents care for grades and respect andthats good thing but they dont beat unnecesarily! maybe urban indians are little different!