I've felt his balls......of meat, been blessed by his holy noodly appendages...been showerd by his warm thick and creamy sauce..I am a BELIEVER!!! R'amen
@anncool66 With The FSM makes all possible. He has always existed, but the anti-FSM bigots are deceiving you into being a pasta-less heathen. Ramen, brother! I will pray that His noodly appendages reach out and provide you with the faith you so obviously need.
Everytime science says one thing then another scientist says something else. So called science has said so many different pharmaceuticals are helpful and then they are always taken off the market in a couple years after making everyone sick. Science also says GMO food is safe yet it breaks down into alien amino acids and causes new weird cancers. Science says vaccines are healthy then science also says the mercury and aluminum in the vaccines causes autism.
Hey, that religion is similar to mine. I am a Pedofarian. We believe that a pubescent female child came to earth 6000 years ago and created adults to take care of her. She created men first, mostly for sexual purposes, but to be her slaves. Eventually she became pregnant from all the men, and the popular grew, and men remained sexually attracted to little girls (that's why there are so many pedos today). Well, it's much more detailed than that, but that was it in a nut shell.
Our church is probably 1 billion strong (so many men love those little girls!! We worship the creator and her hairlessness, and her flat chest every Saturday. During the week we spend all our time in the Internet finding pictures that resemble her in her pure nude form. I have sacrificed about 500 liters of sperm myself to her over the past 15 years. I am very devoted!!! Unfortunately, we have so many hate organizations opposing us (like government). But we'll fight to the end, and never unerect
I dont think i can keep a straight face, saying that stuff. I would probably crack at "We are from the church of the flying spaghetti mon..hrb...fff.ghhhtt..BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH" And bust a gut.
@ndrthrdr1 touching with the noodly appendage...i realize church of FSM is loosely based on Christianity, but lets not copy the child molestation part of that particular faith.
@Perkyguy Wtf are you talking about? That's Catholics, not Christians! Atheists can be child molestors too. That comment was just so stupid, I can't even explain...
@Danomite0001 There are the regular molesters, yes, but the church's hypocrisy stands out even brighter when you hear for the 100-th time how father (insert name) abused the altar boys under his care.
@Perkyguy An offender is an offender. It doesn't matter which damn religion they are. The same laws abide to everyone, and there have been cases of each and every one of the ethnicities, or religions, that have someone who does bad things. Also, the people who do that kind of stuff, can't consider themselves real members of the church unless they repent.
@Danomite0001 if all the laws abide to anyone than away with religion they're is no use for the 10 commandments when you have the law to enforce those crimes!!
give3 respect to Flying spageheti monster with Pokemonster and digimonster.. blasphemer.. you will supper in hell with carbonara and lucky me instant mami
actually he created the earth 10,000 years ago, if you would of read the Gospel of the FSM and not just from what you heard you would of known that. On another not the Gospel of the FSM also states that we are not to go around trying to bring the truth to people with out Pirate Uniform, this greatly offends me that you did so with not even a pirate eye patch ( a article of clothing meant to remind use how other people see the world differently then us.
esp with red wine, we can reinact leonardo da vinci works. might be a stronger pitch as church of FSM then spell it out later......ah men ah women ramen
esp with red wine, we can reinact leonardo paintings.......ah men, ah women ra-men....for me I read Janson's History of Art for the Holidays......with the family. warm and cozy.... might be a stronger pitch as church of FSM then tell them the whole truth.......
"when in fact it's only 100 years old" that made me laugh so hard. I know there are people over 100 but in FSMs great power his pasta sauce has changed their memories and paper work to make it seem like their over 100. May his noodly appendage bless everyone. RAmen
The flying spaghetti monster is a pretty funny concept. I definitely lol'd...
however, Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.
Let me dumb this down for anyone confused. Spaghetti and meatballs are contingent beings whereas God is noncontingent.
Another thing:) God is not dependent on the universe whereas spaghetti definitely is. So to make a comparison or mockery of God compared to pasta is incongruent
@lacrosseKidd16 that's where you are mistaken. Pasta was created on the last day by FSM 100 years ago. FSM is all powerful so he can exist as pasta and meatballs anywhere and anytime. May you see the way of the sauce.
I cried tears of joy when His noodliness visited my bedside and touched my forehead with his etheral, noodly appendage. My eyes were opened on that fateful night... My bolognese sauces have never been the same since. Pastafarianism is the way and the light.... HE is the noodly manipulator of earthly reality.
where be your pirate garb ye scurvy dog. also the FSM is not pleased with you. he clearly asks us in his gospel not to push our faith in him on others.
The Abrahamic faiths believe their all-powerful "God" created the world in 7 days. My all-powerful god is better, he created the universe in only 1 day. All praise the truth of his noodley appendage! or suffer the eternal torment of VD infected strippers and stale beer!
@TheHomelessCripple You don't really understand what you believe, do you? First of all, the Gospel clearly says that the FSM got drunk and took more than one day. The second thing you fail to understand is that you should be nice to others, and not attack them (by saying things about hell) about their faith.
@TheHomelessCripple The religion isn't only satire, it's also the only religion that's peaceful and doesn't contradict itself. You're not a good pastafarian if you say other people will have a burning feeling on their scrotum in hell.
@James92802 just because i use the marnie corps emmblime dos not mean i have to be serving right now and i nerver said i will make it i hope i make it and im talking with a recruter jackass so i am going to sign up and i dont give a damn if it offinds anyone they can get over it if thats what i like than leve me be just like you and your atheisim i dont see anything on your channal on what your donig or i want to make something of myself and if you were offinded than ge over it i will sign up
I don't think you are going to make it, how could I possibly know that? Well the fact that I served 30 years (recently retired) in the US Military gives me some incite as to your future. Ask your recruiter what 30 years means about the kind of Officer I am. One thing you said really demonstrates the issue,"I dont give a damn if it offinds anyone", well those you would be offending are Marines, thats just stupid on your part. BTW I'm not an atheist, I'm an Agnostic - look it up.
@James92802 well thank you for your service but still my opinion is that i support the military and the emblem is the branch of service i chose to try to join i dont call myself Marine until i am one and btw im baptist ad just so you will shut up i will change my picture because you seem to have a problem with my choosing sorry if i offinded you but i dont care sorry and your not the only one to tell me i wont make it my wholeschoo encuriges me not too but i have a goal to reach so back off
@stickydog480 Very clever but you dont fool me - you have revealed yourself for what you are - a Ramen worshiper! Your sect (your faction) is revealed with a little research... "Ramen" into google or Wikipedia. We agree on noodliness but who is the real noodle... Ramen is false - the true noodle is Spaghetti of water and flour which sprang forth from Italy; not the yellow Ramen of the far East and Orient... repent your false and unorthodox noodle - let us all stand united under one noodle.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster was an invention of Bobby Henderson in response to the State Board of Education of Kansas's attempt to promote intelligent design. It makes for a very humorous picture, although it provides virtually no analogy to God's character. Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.
@dj2bklyn Pastafarians know their religion is nuts. But Pastafarianism is the exact same as christianity. There is no proof that either religion is real.. Believers can only act on faith.
uh..hello!? The spaghetti monster didnt make the universe.........
THE PIZZA MONSTER DID haha..... seriously though.. this spaghetti monster religion thing better be a joke, or Im going to kill every drug dealer in the world..
@TATERxSALAD44 The point is to describe that having a god made of spaghetti is just as ridiculous as God in Christianity, so why is it so funny? If people were raised to believe in the FSM, they would think it was normal, and that God was crazy. So the point is that, why is your religion any less ridiculous that mine? If it is, that all religion is ridiculous. Keep in mind I don't wish to offend. Look up the FSM on Wikipedia, it's all there.
@Phlemberg i am sorry if i hurt your feelings but the bible has been proven time and time again and i belive it if you choose to folow the FSM great what ever sorry
@bananasquads i don't believe in the invisible man in the sky, i believe in giant zombies and that there possessing rabbits in order to take over the world! i personally am not religious, but I don't think you should be bashing people for what they believe in, even if it is a little silly (except for Scientology). I don't know how you could have misread my comment but I think you twisted my words a bit, but it doesn't matter, its just a video about a ball of spaghetti with eyes and meatballs.
axioms. so beautiful. [ God is God ; A cracker is a cracker ; Pasta is pasta ... and so on. Axiom = defining something using the name itself as the definition, as shown in the examples given above. ]
( time it was when I put this: 2 in the morning. Late as fuck -- pardon the expression. )
@TATERxSALAD44 So how do you know that he does not look like a Flying Spaghetti Monster (bless his noodlely appendage)? - If the bible says the "image of god" it simply means we have the same capacity to hope, love, hate, as God.
The Bible says that God is a lot of different things, can you prove that God is NOT the FSM (bhna)? The bible says that God was a burning bush - honestly a burning bush? And do you honestly thing the earth is 6000 years old? Prove it!
@James92802 truth is i dont and nether do you but im going of what the bible said ok and most of the bible has been proven just look it up ther prove it to your self if you dont belive me... thats fine belive what you want to have fun in hell
@TATERxSALAD44 seriously -- you are wrong about the bible.
Oh and your using the Marine Corps emblem before you are a Marine is offensive - you are assuming you will make it. You sure seem to assume a lot don't you?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.
@hqdby1 i would like to add that the point of this is that the way FSM "religion" is done is so "flawless" that is so true as any other
that is the amusing thing of this, and for me, the perfect religion, because basically a god created everything (even if he was drunk, that explains the fails of the world), but he doesnt ask for anything
hes not dressd as i pirate blasphmey
badgescops 3 weeks ago
Trolling, at its best.
SirThomasChannel 1 month ago 2
Stripper factory >> virgins
test123ok 1 month ago
All of you are heathens! Why do you not accept Her within your heart? For the Invisible Pink Unicorn is the Truth.
crossofheartz 1 month ago
*This sounds fucking crazy*
"Our heaven has a stripper factory and beer bongs"
"I'M IN!"
youbetzler 4 months ago
Praise the FSM or else...
xyoop 4 months ago
In conclusion, Pirates are an essential part not only of our own faith,
but of the welfare of our entire planet. Any devout Pastafarian ought to
don piratical regalia on all religious holidays, as well as when preaching
the Good Word to those who have not yet discovered the saving grace
of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 4 months ago
scoffers
smarter1then3u 4 months ago
Good F*cking BYEEEE I am DEAD
MrNsirwilliams 4 months ago
I've felt his balls......of meat, been blessed by his holy noodly appendages...been showerd by his warm thick and creamy sauce..I am a BELIEVER!!! R'amen
JuanOfaKind88 4 months ago 2
ok this is such a fake religion
1.how could a spaghetti fly
2.spagehetti didn't always exisist
anncool66 5 months ago
@anncool66 Flying spaghetti monster make that to test your faith... And you just failed... Enjoy eternity in hell...
DoubleM55 5 months ago 2
@DoubleM55 sure he likes his beer hot.
Unajovenformal 4 months ago
@anncool66 XD
7zness 5 months ago
@anncool66 With The FSM makes all possible. He has always existed, but the anti-FSM bigots are deceiving you into being a pasta-less heathen. Ramen, brother! I will pray that His noodly appendages reach out and provide you with the faith you so obviously need.
xJoeEDangerouslyx 5 months ago
@anncool66 Whoops, type-O. I meant to say that with The FSM, all things are possible. Don't know how that one slipped past me.
xJoeEDangerouslyx 5 months ago
@anncool66 blasphemer, you'll burn in four cheese sauce FOR EVER........FOR EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Everytime science says one thing then another scientist says something else. So called science has said so many different pharmaceuticals are helpful and then they are always taken off the market in a couple years after making everyone sick. Science also says GMO food is safe yet it breaks down into alien amino acids and causes new weird cancers. Science says vaccines are healthy then science also says the mercury and aluminum in the vaccines causes autism.
mustaffa1611 6 months ago
Ah.. I'm not too sure about the existence of this monster... :-/ I have to say I'm atheist :-)
aboyborninjune 6 months ago 2
Pastafarian real ting
SliCCydaviS 6 months ago
that black guy was funny lol
hellookittyxoxo 6 months ago
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
DrunkenRaiderz 6 months ago
Hey, that religion is similar to mine. I am a Pedofarian. We believe that a pubescent female child came to earth 6000 years ago and created adults to take care of her. She created men first, mostly for sexual purposes, but to be her slaves. Eventually she became pregnant from all the men, and the popular grew, and men remained sexually attracted to little girls (that's why there are so many pedos today). Well, it's much more detailed than that, but that was it in a nut shell.
iluvtoargue 6 months ago
Our church is probably 1 billion strong (so many men love those little girls!! We worship the creator and her hairlessness, and her flat chest every Saturday. During the week we spend all our time in the Internet finding pictures that resemble her in her pure nude form. I have sacrificed about 500 liters of sperm myself to her over the past 15 years. I am very devoted!!! Unfortunately, we have so many hate organizations opposing us (like government). But we'll fight to the end, and never unerect
iluvtoargue 6 months ago
@iluvtoargue are you tryin to prove a point? cause you just sound fuckin retarded
krypekeeper 6 months ago
this is the most ignorant thing i've ever seen . people don't believe this its false religion
theeaglelover1 6 months ago
@theeaglelover1 BLASPHEMY!!!
s3nke1 6 months ago
@theeaglelover1 all religion is false you derp!
7footballfanatic7 6 months ago
4.34 ,TALK about looking for trouble haha ,your very lucky ,and it all would have been your fault ,boyo :( AMEN
badslabber 6 months ago
HE BOILED FOR YOUR SINS! i feel sorry for non believers
may you be touched by his noodley appendage. Ramen
krypekeeper 7 months ago 2
Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Let us hold hands and recite the precepts of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
'Give us this day our daily pasta......'
deus1118 8 months ago 2
I dont think i can keep a straight face, saying that stuff. I would probably crack at "We are from the church of the flying spaghetti mon..hrb...fff.ghhhtt..BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH" And bust a gut.
Perkyguy 8 months ago 2
May He hold you close in his slippery, fragrant embrace of love and may He touch us all with his noodly appendage.
ndrthrdr1 9 months ago
@ndrthrdr1 touching with the noodly appendage...i realize church of FSM is loosely based on Christianity, but lets not copy the child molestation part of that particular faith.
Perkyguy 8 months ago
@Perkyguy Wtf are you talking about? That's Catholics, not Christians! Atheists can be child molestors too. That comment was just so stupid, I can't even explain...
Danomite0001 8 months ago
@Danomite0001 There are the regular molesters, yes, but the church's hypocrisy stands out even brighter when you hear for the 100-th time how father (insert name) abused the altar boys under his care.
Perkyguy 8 months ago
@Perkyguy An offender is an offender. It doesn't matter which damn religion they are. The same laws abide to everyone, and there have been cases of each and every one of the ethnicities, or religions, that have someone who does bad things. Also, the people who do that kind of stuff, can't consider themselves real members of the church unless they repent.
Danomite0001 8 months ago
@Danomite0001 if all the laws abide to anyone than away with religion they're is no use for the 10 commandments when you have the law to enforce those crimes!!
7footballfanatic7 6 months ago
Why is there like only asians in this video?
SmageliBRANZ 9 months ago
that last black guy is awesome
catulus13 9 months ago
RAmen. I've been preaching Pastafarianism in Mexico. Our religion is growing day by day. Many catholics are seeing the truth now.
FalcaOaclaF 9 months ago
@FalcaOaclaF RAmen
may both of his meatballs guide you to the never ending valleys of sauce and noodles!
marfg12345 4 months ago
you are way too passive. you must force the truth on people! otherwise they may never see the sauce.
thousandlegger 9 months ago 38
@thousandlegger lol
lilmizzscatterbrain 3 months ago
2:22 thats the rolling spaghetti monster right there in the background ZOMG!!!!!!!!!11111111111ONEONEONEONE
fyrsta1 9 months ago
May he fill our stomach with his delicious pasta
Ramen
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Our pasta in Heaven.
Hallowed be thy noodles.
Your sauces come.
Your meatballs well done.
On earth as they are in the beer volcano.
Give us today our daily pasta.
Lead us not into disbelief,
but teach us the ways of the pirate.
RAmen
TheWowmaster98 10 months ago
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Our pasta in Heaven.
Hallowed be thy noodles.
Your sauces come.
Your meatballs well done.
On earth as it is in the beer volcano.
Give us today our daily pasta.
Lead us not into disbelief,
but teach us the ways of the pirate.
RAmen
TheWowmaster98 10 months ago
I have been blessed by his noodley appendage with the knowledge of pastafarianism.
May your lives be rich with sauces now that you have found his great sauciness.
Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, our great, tasty creator.
RAmen.
Aldeni1551 10 months ago
May the church of the Flying Spaghetti monster live on. peace be with my fellow pastafarians.
12345ISIS12345 10 months ago
May Spaghetti Monster forgive those who dont know what they are eating.
ZZzzzzzWhat 10 months ago
are you guys trying to be real funny? flying spaghetti? what a bizarre imagination...LOL..
ira100178 10 months ago
eerm
Why is he not dressed as a pirate
cornishphilosopher 1 year ago 40
@cornishphilosopher I think the pirate stuff came later on? Not sure.
psb1964 2 months ago
so is this supposed to make me laugh?
JayKingBeatz 1 year ago
Go Spageti monster rocks!
ibrowmew 1 year ago
this is bullshit! SATAN IS THE ONLY TRUE GOD!!!! ;)
TheCrondom 1 year ago
RAMEN!
marebear5352 1 year ago
Disbelievers of the Flying Spaghetti monster shalt burn for eternity in the sea of boiling pasta sauce! RAMEN!!!
ohhh religion ; )
caitlindayrox09 1 year ago
praise the FSM!
jessayC 1 year ago
who created Flying Spaghetti Monster??
Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us "Fat boys",
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
pogsx69x 1 year ago
who created Flying Spaghetti Monster??
Hale spaghetti full of grace the sauce is in with you,
Blessed art thou amongst noodles,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Stomach.
Holy Spaghetti, Mother of Pasta,
pray for us "Fat boys",
now and at the hour of our death.
Ramen.
pogsx69x 1 year ago
@garlicfrench
Deep within you child, there is a Pastafarian waiting to be born. Open your heart to FSM. He loves you with both his meatballs.
Ramen
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give3 respect to Flying spageheti monster with Pokemonster and digimonster.. blasphemer.. you will supper in hell with carbonara and lucky me instant mami
garlicfrench 1 year ago
May all of us be touched by his Noodley Appendage
BSaggsYouCannotHave 1 year ago
Also did you tell them of "noodle theory" or other wise more commonly known as "string theory"?
FallenOntop 1 year ago 2
@FallenOntop - Ah, I thought you were going to talk about spaghettification.... But that is the "noodle effect"....
seraphinapandora 9 months ago
actually he created the earth 10,000 years ago, if you would of read the Gospel of the FSM and not just from what you heard you would of known that. On another not the Gospel of the FSM also states that we are not to go around trying to bring the truth to people with out Pirate Uniform, this greatly offends me that you did so with not even a pirate eye patch ( a article of clothing meant to remind use how other people see the world differently then us.
FallenOntop 1 year ago
hey guys what about joining the peace corp and do something fruitful in your decaying life
mendezfocus 1 year ago
fine comedy :)
johnmoreland 1 year ago
esp the red wine, ah men ah women ramen
thepixieful 1 year ago
and with red wine, also can read history of art for family holidays and act out renassance paintings.....ah men ah women ramen
thepixieful 1 year ago
esp with red wine, we can reinact leonardo da vinci works. might be a stronger pitch as church of FSM then spell it out later......ah men ah women ramen
thepixieful 1 year ago
esp with red wine, we can reinact leonardo paintings.......ah men, ah women ra-men....for me I read Janson's History of Art for the Holidays......with the family. warm and cozy.... might be a stronger pitch as church of FSM then tell them the whole truth.......
thepixieful 1 year ago
I'm a devout believer in the spaghetti monster!
somethingdiffereable 1 year ago
"when in fact it's only 100 years old" that made me laugh so hard. I know there are people over 100 but in FSMs great power his pasta sauce has changed their memories and paper work to make it seem like their over 100. May his noodly appendage bless everyone. RAmen
systematic101 1 year ago
May the flying spaghetti monster bless us all.
-Ramen
GearsofMaverick 1 year ago
All the other religions are just jealous of us Pastafarians because our god has bigger balls than theirs. Bless his noodly appendage. RAmen.
jon791h 1 year ago
Not even an eye patch, hmmmm.
mokeleoombembe 1 year ago
The flying spaghetti monster is a pretty funny concept. I definitely lol'd...
however, Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.
Let me dumb this down for anyone confused. Spaghetti and meatballs are contingent beings whereas God is noncontingent.
Another thing:) God is not dependent on the universe whereas spaghetti definitely is. So to make a comparison or mockery of God compared to pasta is incongruent
lacrosseKidd16 1 year ago
@lacrosseKidd16 that's where you are mistaken. Pasta was created on the last day by FSM 100 years ago. FSM is all powerful so he can exist as pasta and meatballs anywhere and anytime. May you see the way of the sauce.
systematic101 1 year ago
LET HIM FUCK YOU!!! LET HIM FUCKING FUCK YOU!!! LET HIS NOODLEY HOLY APPENDAGES FUCKING FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Exogenesix19 1 year ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves us :)
Here is my story:
I cried tears of joy when His noodliness visited my bedside and touched my forehead with his etheral, noodly appendage. My eyes were opened on that fateful night... My bolognese sauces have never been the same since. Pastafarianism is the way and the light.... HE is the noodly manipulator of earthly reality.
Ramen
Stebsey1 1 year ago
was that black dude the flying spaghetti monster in disguise
ShalloeThought 1 year ago
@ShalloeThought I think it was. even on youtube he gives us signs.
systematic101 1 year ago
R'Amen!
MrC0MPUT3R 1 year ago
no but he did create the person who created the internet.
RAQueenNicole 1 year ago
i know its awesome. lol
all glory to the FSM!
RAQueenNicole 1 year ago
hail the fsm!
Oregon1337dude 1 year ago
its funny because no religious person can discredit this belief
lordnuck33 1 year ago
HAIL SATAN
josheyboy743 1 year ago
where be your pirate garb ye scurvy dog. also the FSM is not pleased with you. he clearly asks us in his gospel not to push our faith in him on others.
RAQueenNicole 1 year ago
The stripper factory is just a room full of drunken neglectful fathers.
kleshco 1 year ago
The Abrahamic faiths believe their all-powerful "God" created the world in 7 days. My all-powerful god is better, he created the universe in only 1 day. All praise the truth of his noodley appendage! or suffer the eternal torment of VD infected strippers and stale beer!
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
@TheHomelessCripple You don't really understand what you believe, do you? First of all, the Gospel clearly says that the FSM got drunk and took more than one day. The second thing you fail to understand is that you should be nice to others, and not attack them (by saying things about hell) about their faith.
Thunderios 1 year ago
@Thunderios wow, you just killed the satire of the entire religion.
TheHomelessCripple 1 year ago
@TheHomelessCripple The religion isn't only satire, it's also the only religion that's peaceful and doesn't contradict itself. You're not a good pastafarian if you say other people will have a burning feeling on their scrotum in hell.
Thunderios 1 year ago
Umm good to know that Josh from Drake and Josh was touched by His Noodly Appendage. R'Amen.
Elimoore15 1 year ago
Our world was created 3000 years ago. *cough*cough - a Pastafarian
aw3some5 1 year ago
rofl wtf did that big black dude say
equallyeasilyfuqyou 1 year ago
@equallyeasilyfuqyou I don't know, but considering his noodly head, he might have been speaking in tongues.
jehophus 1 year ago
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YOU PEOPLE ARE SOME CRAZY PEOPLE FOR BELIEVING THIS GARBAGE
DUM BASTARDS
mikenjennifer 1 year ago
YOU PEOPLE ARE SOME CRAZY PEOPLE FOR BELIEVING THIS GARBAGE
mikenjennifer 1 year ago
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@mikenjennifer What garbage do you believe in, blasphemer?
EPR89 1 year ago
they haven't been touched by his noodlly appendage
R'Amen
ArmouredShadowForce 1 year ago
Someone tell me what that black tall guy said?!
Zoric150 1 year ago
He could've won over more converts if he'd had wenches in pirate costumes offering free bowls of piping hot pasta alongside the brochure.
SuperDarwin1859 1 year ago
HOW ABOUT SENDING ME SOME SPAGHETTI AND MEAT SAUCE AND I WILL EAT IT AND SHIT IT OUT
mikenjennifer 1 year ago
ONLY 1 CREATOR THAT IS GOD!!!!!!
mikenjennifer 1 year ago
@mikenjennifer How dare you talk against the FSM! Blasphemer!
Jayjon81 1 year ago
@mikenjennifer Bless his noodlely appendage !
James92802 1 year ago
@James92802 just because i use the marnie corps emmblime dos not mean i have to be serving right now and i nerver said i will make it i hope i make it and im talking with a recruter jackass so i am going to sign up and i dont give a damn if it offinds anyone they can get over it if thats what i like than leve me be just like you and your atheisim i dont see anything on your channal on what your donig or i want to make something of myself and if you were offinded than ge over it i will sign up
TATERxSALAD44 1 year ago
@TATERxSALAD44:
I don't think you are going to make it, how could I possibly know that? Well the fact that I served 30 years (recently retired) in the US Military gives me some incite as to your future. Ask your recruiter what 30 years means about the kind of Officer I am. One thing you said really demonstrates the issue,"I dont give a damn if it offinds anyone", well those you would be offending are Marines, thats just stupid on your part. BTW I'm not an atheist, I'm an Agnostic - look it up.
James92802 1 year ago
@James92802 well thank you for your service but still my opinion is that i support the military and the emblem is the branch of service i chose to try to join i dont call myself Marine until i am one and btw im baptist ad just so you will shut up i will change my picture because you seem to have a problem with my choosing sorry if i offinded you but i dont care sorry and your not the only one to tell me i wont make it my wholeschoo encuriges me not too but i have a goal to reach so back off
TATERxSALAD44 1 year ago
This would've been much funnier if it was a guy wearing a white shirt and a tie, like the jehova's witnesses.
detroitballer86 1 year ago
this wouldve been alot funnier if this guy wasnt so weird and fat
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
lol insecur asian at 0:41
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
0:41 Guy's thinking "Okay he must be high I should just walk away now"
dragonofthedarknight 1 year ago
NOODLEY APPENDAGE.
YetAnthony 1 year ago
lol love this video
Ramen
A2thedouble 1 year ago
Hey, this is like preaching that the impersonal floating matter ball created everything.
psk6565 1 year ago
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@psk6565 All manner of sin shall be forgiven - Except for blasphemy against his holy sauce! You sir are going to the disposal!!!!!
James92802 1 year ago
Let Spaghetti Monster give us rich sauces and buttery noodles.
R'Amen
stickydog480 1 year ago 43
@stickydog480 fucking love your comment
Jayjon81 1 year ago
@stickydog480 LOOOOOOOLLLLL ahahahaha ROFL aha *wipes tear from eye* hahaha
JAZZI393049 1 year ago
@stickydog480 LOOOOOOOLLLLL ahahahaha ROFL aha *wipes tear from eye* hahaha ok now i steal it
JAZZI393049 1 year ago
@stickydog480 ack i accidentaly hit the spam button on ur comment! sry! i was just laughing so hard...
JAZZI393049 1 year ago
@stickydog480 Very clever but you dont fool me - you have revealed yourself for what you are - a Ramen worshiper! Your sect (your faction) is revealed with a little research... "Ramen" into google or Wikipedia. We agree on noodliness but who is the real noodle... Ramen is false - the true noodle is Spaghetti of water and flour which sprang forth from Italy; not the yellow Ramen of the far East and Orient... repent your false and unorthodox noodle - let us all stand united under one noodle.
origin8 11 months ago 2
@origin8 Dude... damn idiological differences ¬_¬... Cant we all just get along?
(lol +1thumb)
nikmindage 11 months ago
Yea this is a suicide plan for people that dont have a life!
zack11016 1 year ago
Praise Jesus!
dude33ism 1 year ago
@dude33ism NO, praise the lord for he created us in his noodley image. Why else would we have long arms and legs instead of flippers?
brj0207 1 year ago
at 4:19 dude looks at the chart like its some amazing new find..lmao
raztis1 1 year ago
i am having spaghetti RIGHT NOW !
Zralf 1 year ago
You're doing good works, brothers! Those Christians will feel sorry when they meet his meaty face! Ramen!
runnysmokey0304 1 year ago
You should have been dressed as a pirate ;)
Arikiel 1 year ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster was an invention of Bobby Henderson in response to the State Board of Education of Kansas's attempt to promote intelligent design. It makes for a very humorous picture, although it provides virtually no analogy to God's character. Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.
camaroontree 1 year ago
Do you represent the FSM sect that accepts Parmesan cheese, or those who view it as heresy?
torchss 1 year ago
FSM.God of Gods,Men of Men, and Sauces of Sauces!
Caspers187 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
simw7 1 year ago
Where is your pirate uniform blasphemer!
whiteguysamurai 1 year ago 38
You should be wearing pirate clothing....
...but Preach on!
RAmen!
moomanpenguin 1 year ago 3
This guy is a nut there religion is nuts
dj2bklyn 1 year ago
@dj2bklyn Pastafarians know their religion is nuts. But Pastafarianism is the exact same as christianity. There is no proof that either religion is real.. Believers can only act on faith.
BowserKod 1 year ago
oh, good this video is a joke , XD
bananasquads 1 year ago
hahahahahahhahahahaha
steven12211 1 year ago
a hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah you stup;id
chicago92100 1 year ago
hey...there are 72 virgin strippers in the Islamic heaven....
captaindisguise 1 year ago
uh..hello!? The spaghetti monster didnt make the universe.........
THE PIZZA MONSTER DID haha..... seriously though.. this spaghetti monster religion thing better be a joke, or Im going to kill every drug dealer in the world..
redsfan269 1 year ago
Thats funny do people actoly belive that?
i am sorry man but God is God and not spaghetti
TATERxSALAD44 1 year ago
@TATERxSALAD44 The point is to describe that having a god made of spaghetti is just as ridiculous as God in Christianity, so why is it so funny? If people were raised to believe in the FSM, they would think it was normal, and that God was crazy. So the point is that, why is your religion any less ridiculous that mine? If it is, that all religion is ridiculous. Keep in mind I don't wish to offend. Look up the FSM on Wikipedia, it's all there.
Phlemberg 1 year ago
@Phlemberg i am sorry if i hurt your feelings but the bible has been proven time and time again and i belive it if you choose to folow the FSM great what ever sorry
TATERxSALAD44 1 year ago
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@TATERxSALAD44 Rigatoni 14: 1
A fool has said in his heart there is no pasta.
Gabumon54321 1 year ago
@TATERxSALAD44 proven?
James92802 1 year ago
@James92802 ya its been proven all except revelations and the beginning
TATERxSALAD44 1 year ago
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@TATERxSALAD44 so the earth is 6000 years old?
James92802 1 year ago
@Phlemberg but all religion IS rediculous, ugh, hows the invisible man in the sky been lately?
bananasquads 1 year ago
@bananasquads i don't believe in the invisible man in the sky, i believe in giant zombies and that there possessing rabbits in order to take over the world! i personally am not religious, but I don't think you should be bashing people for what they believe in, even if it is a little silly (except for Scientology). I don't know how you could have misread my comment but I think you twisted my words a bit, but it doesn't matter, its just a video about a ball of spaghetti with eyes and meatballs.
Phlemberg 1 year ago
@TATERxSALAD44
axioms. so beautiful. [ God is God ; A cracker is a cracker ; Pasta is pasta ... and so on. Axiom = defining something using the name itself as the definition, as shown in the examples given above. ]
( time it was when I put this: 2 in the morning. Late as fuck -- pardon the expression. )
rpaslux 1 year ago
@TATERxSALAD44 : actoly God is what God want's to be, who are you to say He can't be spaghetti?
James92802 1 year ago
@James92802 he is not spaghetti because in the bible it said we were created in gods image so he must look like man
TATERxSALAD44 1 year ago
@TATERxSALAD44 So how do you know that he does not look like a Flying Spaghetti Monster (bless his noodlely appendage)? - If the bible says the "image of god" it simply means we have the same capacity to hope, love, hate, as God.
The Bible says that God is a lot of different things, can you prove that God is NOT the FSM (bhna)? The bible says that God was a burning bush - honestly a burning bush? And do you honestly thing the earth is 6000 years old? Prove it!
James92802 1 year ago
@James92802 truth is i dont and nether do you but im going of what the bible said ok and most of the bible has been proven just look it up ther prove it to your self if you dont belive me... thats fine belive what you want to have fun in hell
TATERxSALAD44 1 year ago
@TATERxSALAD44 seriously -- you are wrong about the bible.
Oh and your using the Marine Corps emblem before you are a Marine is offensive - you are assuming you will make it. You sure seem to assume a lot don't you?
James92802 1 year ago
@TATERxSALAD44 where is that proof?
systematic101 1 year ago
@TATERxSALAD44 I don't know. DNA can look a lot like some noodles (rotini)
systematic101 1 year ago
Beer and strippers. RAMEN!
wei2coolman 1 year ago
Wow, I wish I were in this flim! :( I would so sing up for the FSM!
Hey, does that mean that Captin Jack Spearow follows the FSM?! XD
Spiderzrulz17 1 year ago
FSM > Jesus.
Because jesus needs FSM to survive (He eat noodles).
PirateKing1256 1 year ago 2
ha a..... he snap kicked parmesan cheese into reality and head grated it back into our creators face.....
monkeykrueger 1 year ago
the question is who grated the parmesan on the flying spagehetti monster?
monkeykrueger 1 year ago
This video is shot in the pavilion accross the street from San Jose State University. I've walked through there many times as a student.
chansetwo 1 year ago
at least he is not yelling and selling bibles, saying that that is the only way so salvation
the best preacher ever, in my opinion
Bazilisk91 2 years ago
But than Again I do like the heaven :)
hqdby1 2 years ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.
hqdby1 2 years ago
@hqdby1 i would like to add that the point of this is that the way FSM "religion" is done is so "flawless" that is so true as any other
that is the amusing thing of this, and for me, the perfect religion, because basically a god created everything (even if he was drunk, that explains the fails of the world), but he doesnt ask for anything
Bazilisk91 2 years ago
lol i dont even know what i would say XD
natemorey 2 years ago
@kitty
after having seen your profile, i have decided that you fail at life. that will be all.
goreprosthetics 2 years ago