(Alternate) DuckTales TV Intro

[Mogget01]

lol

[ThePenIsLiquor]

is it weird that i fapped to this?

[andyjay729]

@ThePenIsLiquor No, it's not weird. It's fricking terrifying.

[SevenDeadlyCinema]

BRILLIANT. AMAZING

[kimpan905]

I keep looping the SWAT breaching scene...

[CapriShazz]

@kimpan905 SAME. WHY. WHY DO WE LIKE IT?

[shadowtime23]

Only after watching this for the 4th time, I realized that dagobert was the one driving that van! 0_0

[Sejostaeipuhuta]

i take this as a bad taste disturbed humour :D

[dcdean01]

Part of me just died.

[Drysen]

@dcdean01 Same here dude... same here...

[CapriShazz]

Why the fuck does this turn me on?

[Punkrocker623]

I'm in that weird part of youtube again, aren't I?

[Themotorhead001]

But... the song is normal... so what's the different??

[t1czer]

-silence-

[CapriShazz]

HAHAHA OH MAN AMAZING. MORE OH GOD MORE

[AdamDuffield]

I love the idea of kids watching that video before Ducktales every saturday morning xD

[askvideos1]

wellp. that's enough internet for today.

[Ghostbusters32012]

I LIKE THIS :)

[KangolQ]

Looks like Daisy has been...

*sunglasses

...Plucked!

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[SogeKami]

Fuck Tales

[ReisenMell]

I'm sitting here marvelled at how WELL-MADE this is.

Fucked up, but holy shit I lol'd.

[SuperInferion]

This is so wrong! :D

[hjw4110]

its just that duck tales has an awesome theme song that in forever embedded in my subconscious, watching this semi fucked up video is kinda weird. but i chuckled

[TheMikecj83]

@RavenclawHXC i think i gave a very small chuckle once during this video. It's not hilarious, I certainly am not offended by it. The characters aren't real.

But then again, I am fortunate enough to have not have been kidnapped and raped, and no one close to me that I know of have had this happen. I have no idea what that would be like and I think I'd rather not know. My sense of humour has gone there I guess. Quick, do something funny. Save me. lol rape.

[holloh9]

this is why nobody uses myspace anymore

[Dimitri0809]

HAHA!!

[BarrettTV]

LMAO @ people being so enraged over this..smh

[nevermoonawolf]

WTF thats not an intro thats a music video

[JediMasterBubba]

Horribly bad. Words can't describe how utterly inane and depraved this video is. I wish I had more arms so that I could give you more than 2 thumbs down.

[TakBonez]

lol Duck Tales The Porno

[PORTUGAL79]

I have not laughed so much since Bambi's mother got shot...

awesome

[davecookvideo]

Love when it becomes Call of Duty at 0:33

[KingoffKentucky]

DICKTALES

WOO WOO

[PsychoJosh]

D-D-D-DANGER

[NickMaloney92]

There goes my childhood. Although this is really fucking funny.

[cimmeriabastardsword]

@NickMaloney92 haha! yeah same thought

[Denethorable]

That was sick but fuckin funny

[Nikagor]

Ducktits woohooo.

[Xenogaea95]

oh no, furdom aaah

[jeromegoh225]

my childhood involved powerpuffgirls,my adulthood involved my little pony

[link010125]

I find this funny because my childhood didn't involve ducktales.I can now see the suffering of other youtubers who have there childhood raped over and over again...yes I'm a sadistic bastard I know...

[radrider82]

@link010125 You poor schmuck...Disney Afternoon was the BEST!! Being a child of 80's/90's cartoons were the best. :-D

[kingboss9000]

thats some damn good internets right there

[TheLordZoka]

And I thought 4chan ruined my childhood.

[ProjectParker]

I... I...

Fuck you Oney

[TheSuperhalofreak]

@ProjectParker Geez oney! What the fuck is wrong with you?

[sinestro1940]

Alright, well... If anything, that shot of the cops with the laser sights was badass, so kudos for that.

[mejorxz123]

Real life bitch!"

[onexero1]

Why would anyone make this?

[MeSoVeSo]

seriously what>?

[FlopperMax]

Indiana Jones font for "Sinner" heh

[Magestrix]

My childhood...what just happened!?!

[MrZugen]

lawlz

[Mammamini]

GTA V trailer! /watch?v=HLp7a9M-3no

[kittyburger000]

@Mammamini Nah thanks. Another gta sa, dude can't handle. Don't want to sound racist here but, i do NOT want to play like a dumb black fake gangster in a shithole called San Andreas.

[Myzui]

oh gosh I never laughed that evil while watching duck tales xD

[bloodsuckern]

hahahahahhahha

[FluffyRebel]

they should start showing this at schools maybe then kids will think twice

[Sairex666]

At first I thought ''Well fuck, this is something else''

And at the end ''God damn it!!!!!''

[PsychoJosh]

YES YES YES YES YESSSSSS

[Vi3taZnDr4gOn]

hmm... yep fucked up lol

[MrTrentoncomedy]

Is it bad that, despite what was going on-screen throughout, my focus was on how much I like the theme song?

[Highretrogamelord89]

Mo' money,mo' problems?

Is Scrooge now a GTA III Triad all of a sudden?

[macthemec]

@Highretrogamelord89

GTA: Duckburg City

lol

[Highretrogamelord89]

@macthemec

Better write to Rockstar that GTA VI shall take place in Duckburg! :D

For GTA V it's too late... :(

[XMittenzAni]

...Uh...

What.

[Jumpybeaver]

Press four to be the one who takes the pictures.

[wolfie965]

gogo pizza!

[ChristianTroy2k7]

Criminal Minds ftw.

[fapnoob]

I just lost it when the camera zooms in on Scrooge looking all diabolical...

[megaclone18]

Words cannot describe what I just saw.

[jakewilsonbitch]

oh god my sides 

[Evan121991]

This caused SOME sort of emotion out of me, but I can't tell exactly what I'm feeling right now.

[EltBerserker]

"wanna meet up?"

bitch was asking for it

[JamesMoriarty123]

It's a rare thing that I actually laugh out load at anything posted here, this fucking cracked me up. Awesome.

[StirFryMassacre]

Oh fuck no.

[steffen909]

0:54 What a TWIST!

[Szgerle]

This video ruined my childhood.

How DARE they fuck up kidnapping and pedophilia with duck tales shit?

[SnackPatrol]

@Szgerle Your comment is genius, but I feel it will be overlooked just by the sheer "whooosh" factor that most likely will occur due to typical IQ of your standard youtuber.

[Blackchain119]

@Szgerle THIS fucked up your childhood?! Wow. You have not seen HALF the shit most have!

[mrPampers1]

@Szgerle welcome to the internett! i will be your guide :/)

[brainboss14]

@Szgerle i think u are the duck in the video

[h1ppidippi]

@Szgerle lol umad tho?

[RobVanDamkicksass]

I lol'd...

[normanknight100]

MO MONEY MO PROLEMS

[cloudfan1010102]

Fuck you guys. This makes me LOL hard everytime! And this was my FAVORITE show when I was little! XD

[GreyGooseGal]

I can't stand comments that say this video is "killing my childhood". You obviously never matured with a sense of humor to appreciate a good old fashioned raping and kidnapping!

[MooGliSH]

@GreyGooseGal You can't seem to grasp the idea that they are not speaking literally, and infact making a joke themselves...

[KennethMoreland]

@GreyGooseGal

And you apparently didn't have a childhood, which explains why you are approving this. =D

[Foxtrot1138]

That was extremely depressing.

[GreatJT]

I think my childhood just died.

[BluWolf1988]

Why does Webby have a doll of herself?

[dmitryalexeeff]

O_o

:)



[beforeBan]

My childhood was raped. Thanks OP.

[lol5ify]

da fuk?

[shythecute1]

I'm sure Pedobear produced this.

[MetroidMike13]

Call of Duty: DuckTales

[big9nic]

Wrong in so many ways. That was a head-shaker.

[Blackchain119]

I hear a screaming sound as I watch this. I'm pretty sure it's my childhood slowly dying in brutal agony.

[BioWake74]

@Blackchain119 or being raped........

[Blackchain119]

@BioWake74 Both work.

[BioWake74]

@Blackchain119 ....at the same time

[moobit]

@gamerdads watch this: NSFW! Lol!

[MarcyAMcOtt]

OMFG this is so sick...

[sublimeade]

What is a MySpace?

[megakid39]

dafuq

[DannySmith300]

SE.XY_duckPor.n at my_CHannel.right.now_nude dUCK.girlzXxX Click_!

[SporeFan01234]

@DannySmith300 ...the fuck? gtfo pls

[Sciencebro]

MEIN CHILTHUD!

[TheTdomol]

Ps, this is the worst video I've ever seen.

[TheTdomol]

If you're going to rape my childhood, make it funny. Fail

[Kwickgamer]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

[CraftersFromYear1337]

Well there goes my childhood...

[AsiniusNaso]

That's like 75 different kinds of NOPE

[Thegamemaster500]

i like the make-up on the dog guy. (cant remember the name for him)

[PeteCore75]

Anyone else expecting Chris Hansen?

[SilvasRuin]

My childhood!  No!

[bkid761]

this literally made me shudder

[SorteKanin]

That crazy one who wrote to notch brought me here.

[bkid761]

@SorteKanin me 2

[zomgtehrei]

AUUUGH

[commonyoshi]

Wat? Wat is this? I am so confused even my English has goed bad.

[masamune456]

I can see how it was supposed to be funny, but some things you just don't joke about

[AZproductions117]

@masamune456 Well, you're a bit over sensetive then, because he has a right to joke about something that happened to him.

[DZrache]

@masamune456

I know what you mean. I mentally file rape-jokes under 'anti-humour' and try not to think too hard about them.

[Vergedood]

287 childhoods were ruined

[KasplazmTV]

GRAND THEFT AUTO SAN ANDREAS

End song is from it.

[IVIoI3iuS]

@KasplazmTV Actually, the end theme is "Nuthin' but a G-Thang" by Dr. Dre/Snoop Dogg.

[KasplazmTV]

@IVIoI3iuS

Yes, which is a song from GTA: San Andreas. I couldn't name it at the time.

[MeOnStuff]

Right.

That's enough internet for me tonight.

[gsdfczx]

THERE GOES MY CHILDHOOD.

THANKS.

[TF2spammer]

"Mo money - Mo problems"

That part had me fucking cracked up!

[ChairSpinnin]

this is bs and horrible

[jbbroman]

Thanks for ruining my childhood.

[Slapppppp]

what the fuck is going on

[iaplminute]

amazing

[Anonymous4815]

needs more nudity

[Ninjaculation]

the greatest thing ever seen imo.

[TheRealDJLO]

i threw up

[robshenton]

He was driving the whole time!

[obsidian00]

This...is what the internet is here for!

[neocon70]

he's not named "uncle SREWdge" for nothing. 

[TheRealDJLO]

@neocon70 wat

[xsocialmidgetsx]

@neocon70 It's spelled Scrooge, idiot.

[KantraScepter]

wat

[tomjinthehouse123432]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

[nycrackhead]

Nice....

[Thatguy101987]

Both Webby and my childhood have been raped, thanks

[borisia]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[iGangster]

WOW this was mindfucking me the whole time.. my childhood is ruined...

[117gotmilk]

wowwwwwwwwww

[BOBSAGATification]

What the shit.

[MrPeterS75]

WTF?!?!?!?!

[ace1800]

thanks you just ruined my childhood ya bastards!

[EdTheBadass]

To be honest I laughed my ass off when the Beagle boy tried to commit suicide :D

[therealjarett]

This is cool, but Scrooge really isn't that sinister

[goodskullkid]

wtf!? lol

[FractalBolt]

god damn! lol!

[tvnutboy]

Funny & Wrong at the same time. You might even say....Frong!

[AlphaDream]

@tvnutboy LOL lolol LOL haha

[UltimateThanos]

Why?

[KingoffKentucky]

It may not be Lasanga Cat, but this video also taught me a valuable lesson.

Specifically that life, is in fact, like a hurricane.

[0Angel0A]

More like Fucked Tales

[CommentAccountA]

That's fucked up

[TigerJ15]

Me: There's a valuable lesson to be learnt here

Huey: Don't talk to strangers

Me: No

Lewey: Always tell your parents where your going

Me: No

Dewey: Don't agree to meet up with strangers

Me: No

All 3: Then what

Me: Simple DON'T GO ON MYSPACE

[catman8155]

Absolutely terrible, going to troll my friends with it lol

[nAtespOOny]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

[xaviervonrottie]

This is one of the best homemade videos on Youtube!

[kivamuumi]

Haha, this is great.

[mjwatts1983]

This is both great and wrong at the same time.

[piecat42]

DuckTits woohoo

[ThePatPat777]

...My childhood raped.

[jonw82]

It's nice to know that the 270 wackos are in the minority. This is genius. 

[porkyminch01]

I rely on them 

[OneJarOfGlitter]

Oh dear god...