Will I...Google Autofill: The Miracle of Swindon Town #61

[GloriousClio]

Here's the thing - google bases its searches on your previous searches. So what is your buddy Stan searching????

[louizill]

"you're a small ginger and i want you on my team!" quotable quote right there.

[moonlady3000]

"Most cavities that don't require a root canal are small and not very painful"-John Green. Pfft!

I've only had ONE cavity and am therefore not an expert.... but I have to disagree.... a lot.

[MrJivePirate]

@moonlady3000 It's going to be so much worse.

[wwlamp8]

3:11

Don't call me shirley

[jaymeeboh]

According to Mal from Firefly, everyone dies alone.

[thewackmanontaptap]

@alysrose161... if u watch vlog brothers you would realise it is LOSE not LOOSE...

[alysrose161]

@thewackmanontaptap The unfortunate side effect of singing the line in my head every time I type it is that I want to add about 8 o's in there.

[alysrose161]

@thewackmanontaptap And if you watch Vlogbrothers videos, you should realize that it's *you*, *realize*, and that pointing out small grammatical errors in someone else's statement is so totally unjokes. You know what they say about those 4 fingers pointing right back at you, right?

[freezie656]

7:10 medic? Medic! MEDIC :D

[JayMoney1987]

Did anybody else think of Donnie Darko at the "Will I die alone?" question?

[Sethagrius]

HOW HAVE YOU HAVE 7 ROOT CANALS? I swear there aren't that many molars...

[theoffkeydiva]

What happened to Fat Lucas?

[Zolkabro]

His name is MANIC MARIC! Please!

[TheErinMunroe]

This video gets skipped in the FIFA playlist, it's weird

[vintagetechno]

John, I love you dude but I think it's unfair to tell people to stop being obsessed with romantic love, especially since you are married! It's like a rich dude telling a poor dude that money isn't everything! Granted, it's important that people realize friendship is necessary too, but romantic love is part of the human experience and if someone feels that they need it, it's unfair to tell them not to want it. Feeling unfulfilled without romance doesn't mean you don't appreciate your friendships.

[freezie656]

@vintagetechno I want to like/thumb up this more than once.

[Thoroughbred17]

@vintagetechno I agree with what you're saying, but to be fair, I don't think he was telling them to NOT want it. He was saying to live life to the best of your ability, and if you find romantic love, great. If you don't, that's okay too. He's just saying to not stress about it too much.

[greenspot13]

John has seen RENT? Day: made.

[dolphin64575]

1:25 - Bald John Green, you're better than that!

"I'm not a tax lawyer." We still don't even know what Fishing Boat Proceeds are...

[alli792]

so john mentioning something to the effect of romantic relationships not always being the most fulfilling love in your life reminded me of the book A Thousand Splendid Suns (READ IT). not trying post any spoilers here, but the book is about two specific women in Afghanistan, and the book describes so many women being forced into marriage to men they don't even know. in the end, the two main characters and their friendship means so much more to them than their so called "romantic" relationships.

[JaylaCucu]

John, don't say that everyone that thinks they need a root canal needs a root canal! All the hypocondriac Nerdfighters will go nuts!

[harmonymelodypress]

Best episode of Swindon I've listened to in a long time. GREAT! Would love to see more of this.

[SuperStickmanML13]

"Will I need an umbrella today?"

LOOK AT THE SKY.

[oh9ah6]

"hugging by the ankles"

[mindlessdoodles]

is anyone else disappointed that he doesn't know songs from RENT?

[LfcGaz]

His has to be one of my favourite episodes. The will I... google idea was genius.

[willderphil]

Sometimes women don't know when their water breaks if it happens why they are going to the bathroom.

[SWhaley05]

Bald John Greens dad was a finisher! ;)

[avandozer]

Will I lose my dignity, will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow, from, this nightmare?

[naayyton]

@avandozer why copy...?

[YouveBeenLaurified]

Hello, Stan. You've now been dubbed 'Stan the Man'.

No reason, just because.

[IllicitOnlinex]

Was anyone else giggling over "P. Green"?

[misspronounced90]

We should call him Lovand Maric. That seems to be a Google theme.

[callietheantirobot]

@misspronounced90 YES! I LOVE THAT!!

[randomisthyname]

Perhaps Melvin Maric would fit? Anyone get that?

[tehMetroRanger]

@randomisthyname

Yugioh the abridged series!!!!! 

[PokeZelda6664]

@randomisthyname Heehee, yes.

[IntegerStanley]

Oh my! It's Bald John Green's long lost cousin, Red John Green!

[juliejewlzable]

FYI, I didn't know when my water broke, as I was urinating at that exact moment (probably, we figured). At some point in my labor the doctor was all, "Well we're going to break your water now since it hasn't happened yet, and...oh. Hmm. Nurse? Did her water break and someone forgot to record it? No? Well, it definitely broke at some point..."

[PokeZelda6664]

Feeling alone is yet another side-effect of dying.

[angelsrule4]

i say we all ask google "will i ever be as awesome as john green"

[Nazzersteel]

MARIO MARIC

[Nazzersteel]

"You're a small ginger... and I want you on my team."

[bubblewandd]

"Headulation"



[dcdmbfan24]

YOU SKIPPED F AND G! ANGRY SQIDS OF ANGER!

[rlsteve21]

Is Stan the vlogbrothers' equivalent of Stephen?

[bubblewandd]

@rlsteve21 Kind of, except Stan actually exists.

[TheMarukaz]

I'm so glad you said that men will not have a baby from them themselves.

[megachiropteran]

MAGIC/MARIC MARIC, HE'S A SCORING MACHINE, MARIC MARIC, HE'S TALL AND BALD AND LEAN, MARIC MARIC, HE'S A PART OF OUR TEAM, MARIC MARIC, WHO ELSE COULD IT BE? (maric maric!)

Here, have a new song. I made it up on the spot :}

[INSOVIETRUSSIABITCH]

Will I inherit my parents fishing boat proceeds?

[alysrose161]

Will I loose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?

[oddlypretentious]

@alysrose161 ...I appreciate you.

[thisisnotHolly]

@alysrose161 yes, yes 1000 times yes. The world needed this comment.

[Sapphirilla]

@alysrose161 One of my favorite songs from RENT

[MarisPallitax1]

@alysrose161 Starting singing that as soon as I saw the title XD

[sarathoughtonnothing]

@alysrose161 *lose

[TheDreamingEva]

Congrats on winning :D Also it is pronounced Darby for some odd reason.

People seem to love asking google questions, google cannot possibly have the answer too. Some people are clearly very odd.

[ryanfromengland]

haha i love that i live round the corner from one of the swindon players

[oforth]

excellent stuff John. would love to hear more of your thoughts on the autofill. questions for the next time you get into any of your team's bio info though: what do they do in down time? are any of them very interested in music and more specifically any fans of THE HECTIC GLOW or Paige Railstone? any readers, and if so, anyone like 'an Imperial Affliction? and i'm sure at least one of the guys worries enough about what people say to check omnictionary, right?

[Moleyjoy]

‎"It's hard to hear the love affair between two straight men, one of whom is most divine woman alive" JOHN GREEN AND HUSBAND.

[LeEtoile]

Will I lose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare? ♥

[fletcherxox]

more videos like this one please! so so funny.

[hazel61kinzel]

Personally, sometimes when I'm depressed, I really do ask google the stupidest things. It's not so much that you expect that google has the answers as it is that you don't know what else to do with yourself and your sadness in that moment. Existentially fraught googling also helps pass the time while you think of a better way to cheer yourself up.

[badlucklawyer]

"Will I have a happy have a baby?" =John Green, New York Times Best-Selling Author

[s2dio]

We all know that Google tracks and tailors your search results by keeping tabs on everything you do online... So who's machine were they using? Cheating, marriage, babies, Broadway shows. Interesting...

[rayhs1984]

@s2dio the guy reading the questions was picking out ones that are accual questions and not reading the top item every time.

[MrPopularSentiment]

"Finishing capabilities"? Is that a euphemism? 

[HistoryBlooper]

@MrPopularSentiment Damn well better be. :-D

[karatesoccerbaseball]

You never say it was good luck

You just say it worked

[FlyAwayRen]

I'm a little upset that you assert that feeling upset over a breakup is valid, but seem to imply that feeling alone if you are not in a romantic relationship is not valid. Yes, the people who are actually asking Google if they will always be alone probably won't be. However, when you are 25 and have never been in a romantic relationship, you have to start to wonder. And even if you have non-romantic relationships, they still can't fill the same holes as a romantic relationship would.

[maxxramman]

@FlyAwayRen "Having to start to wonder" and feeling alone are two different things. Having to start to wonder is fine, of course, but feeling alone because you're not involved with someone sexually is silly, if you ask me (and I'm aware that you didn't really, sorry). You shouldn't, I think, feel alone because you're not involved in that specific type of relationship, and John seems to feel like so many people act like it's this really important thing, when it's just as important

[maxxramman]

having platonic relationships are.

[Vindiction96]

"There is very little in this world that involves less ambiguity than when your water breaks." -John Green

[eyesofdreckleburg]

did stan know this would be part of sharing and office with you? this seems like something that wouldn't come up easily in conversation

[iabl3895]

Part of me was just really pleased to have John Green tell me that if I wanted to get married and have a baby, I would.

[ThePart17]

May I suggest that Maric Maric be changed to Magic Maric? We already have two double names with Perry Parry and Bodin Bodin so why not change it up this time? Plus, it's Magic Maric!

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@ThePart17 And change Bodin's name to Fore!

[SmartStupidGenius]

@ThePart17 man when I suggested that I got all attacked. But I totally agree with you! because he is Magic!

[thatjilliangirl]

Will I lose my dignity is from the musical Rent. Brilliant song.

[Bramtic]

The "Google Autofill" videos are some of my favorites from Vlogbrothers. A 13 minute version? With a win?! Awesome.

[TheRydog100]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. WAIT. 6:29

JOHN. DID YOU SAY "SIVARTIS".

ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU. AND SIVARTIS. WORK IN THE SAME OFFICE.

HOLY ASUXGSYDGHISDJWSDL;W,/

[atmtensorsredsplanb]

Google "the miracle if sw" and Swindon town comes before sweatpants. Just know John people are more interested in the miracle your creating than the one sweatpants are creating

[TheJeffSavage]

1 person is deaf.

[neos1234125]

I'm a small ginger. Can I be on your team?

[whoskateswins]

'will I find love?' 'statistically yes' :L

[Sillycloudwanderer]

I believe you got a foul at 10:40 because you tackled him from behind. I think tackeling from behind is a foul although I don't even like football/soccer (I always forget which term to use).

Soccer (American), Football (English)??

[BerendBotjeZoeken]

@Sillycloudwanderer I think so, yes :-) Because football is called football in practically every language (because, you know, it's a game where you use a ball and your foot). The only exception is America, because they have American football and they insist on calling that football :-p

[ComicFan740]

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island CONTAINS PUPPY-SIZED ELEPHANTS!!! Thumbs up so John can see!!

[staytuned2L337]

I wanted to continue the 'will i' google autofill, and apparently since this was done yesterday, people are more concerned about needing an umbrella today...lol

[BenJarvis102]

Scary.. You said 'the fault in our stars' as i picked up my copy of the book.. :P

[ParanoidAndroid1813]

"even if you are single forever that doesn’t mean that you’ve had some kind of failed life" - John, I love you so much for this :)

[SulisFidelis]

Derby, pronounced DARbie

[novalayne]

this seriously was a great way to destress before my exam

[BerendBotjeZoeken]

@novalayne Glad I'm not alone :-p

[BritishAlienCompany]

Put Maric's name into the song 'Rabbit' by Chas and Dave x

[nobodysawthiscoming]

Lol Durby. Sounds so funny to my little British ears.

[TheVampirePirate]

Biased referee, but at least we won. And transfer that Green!

[unseldomdrastic]

Did you say 7 root canals?

[skarloeyable]

Yeah, it's pronounced darby. I live near Derby :D

[kingfroggy]

Most biased referee EVER!!!!

[philophos]

I don't know if your views on romantic love are realistic, man. Perhaps your viewpoint can only ironically be attained once you've had girlfriends, a wife, and (subsequently) a child that you love. When you're on the other side, though, you can appreciate all the other things that enrich your experience of living, but still long for an intimacy, the dissolution of the strongest boundaries. There's been an element of it in every single one of your books! And your books are good.

[unseldomdrastic]

@philophos Well said.

[EdMickleburgh]

Is it me, or does Google seem to be the modern day version of the Magic 8 Ball?

[AnotherPostcard]

@EdMickleburgh Oh it definitely is.

[jamieherself]

I definitely predicted the RENT lyrics. :)

[TheRowaboat]

i think you should introduce a poll in which we can vote for Red Green... i say only vote for because i doubt ANYONE is against the idea

[TheRowaboat]

its the little things, like how he refers to a complete stranger as asking about her water breaking as 'my pregnant friend' that makes John Green such a great man

[Gnoxxic]

It is indeed pronounced darby John :)

[kayextie]

This is without a doubt the only sports game i can stand to watch.

[5nereus]

MY NAME IS WILLIAM

[cakes37]

Meric..Uh

[SamCoxTV1]

Maric Maric, his goals are barbaric! No?

[SamCoxTV1]

Bunsen Burna was on fire in this game!

[gavers23]

After the third time John said "root canal" it lost all meaning to me... roo tca nal? rootca nal? root ca nal?

[MorderElg]

To make it similar to the Leeroy Williamson song?

"Maric maric scores, in the premierleague" x2

[stormbird08]

If you end up woth the other teams Green... The ginger one... He should be called RED GREEN!!!!!

[benpmagic]

Damnit John! Derby is my home team and instead of supporting them, I was wanting you to win all the way through

[niminonono]

I am astonished that you won...no offense

[beangirl1389]

Talked to a guy in my marketing class today about video games, and he said he played FIFA. I said 11?! He said no, and I scoffed. When asked I almost said because of the lack of mustaches, but instead I just said I watch people play it...

[aeriestarhem21]

You're a small ginger and I want to have you on my team.

[aeriestarhem21]

"That is not a foul!...French the Llama is trying to say I want to hug you by the ankles."

[SuperNerdyNatalie]

7?! I've had 1 root canal and 1 baby root canal! I had several issues with my root canal! They had to drill I think 4 times! Most of the time if everything goes well it's once. They gave me the numbing shot waited for it to kick in and started drilling, I STILL FELT IT ( and that was the third drilling. Four separate appointments. ) ! I then got another numbing shot and had to wait double the time until I could eat. I don't think I could handle 5 or six more. Next for me is wisdom teeth removal.

[AirheadAnnabelle]

I really enjoyed this episode, so funny!

[Virini]

"We are fools to depend upon the society of our fellow-men. Wretched as we are, powerless as we are, they will not aid us; we shall die alone. We should therefore act as if we were alone, and in that case should we build fine houses, etc.? We should seek the truth without hesitation; and, if we refuse it, we show that we value the esteem of men more than the search for truth." - Blaise Pascal

(I don't necessarily agree with this, btw)

[JagannathMxO]

I can't help but notice a pattern in these Google searches...

We should take everyone searching these things and set them all up together. Except maybe the cheaters.

[stessaboi]

7 ROOT CANALS?? ow. I'm sorry to hear that.

[iAmErica1234]

Will I lose my dignity? Will someone care? Will I wake tomorrow from this nightmare?

Oh, Rent songs. Never fail to make me tear up a bit. Bit like John's books, actually.

[GKTiffanyMariah]

SEVEN ROOT CANALS?

ohmygoodness.

[Prickley71394]

i love the autofill!

[nathpollen]

YES, to the dignity thing. I'm not sure how attached I grew to Augustus, but his fall devastated me more that I imagined possible. Having such a strong character develop to be so helpless was heart wrenching, and struck me as incredibly truthful.

[EvieJanePotter]

I thought i needed a root canal, they told me it at 16. I was scared as hell. Then i went back for a check up, and I didn't need it :D

[AsiaCullen]

It's interesting to go onto google a few hours after he did this and finding that a lot of the top searches have changed.

[21jillybeans12]

John, please transfer the ginger whose name is green, if only for the purpose of calling him RED GREEN. Hopefully this one won't poop in any nintendos.



[jamesahibbard]

@21jillybeans12 Could we get one that looks like a stereotypical kids zombie, call him GREEN GREEN?

[zeniawulfe]

You don't *need* a root canal! You can always have an extraction... lol I ended up doing that because over 60% of the tooth was gone and it would have cost $800 with only a 50% chance of it working. I ended up paying $99 to have it (a molar far back on the top) taken out.

[imamadmad1]

i wasn't watching the video at all. it's just interesting to hear you speak about stuff.

[AsiaCullen]

@imamadmad1 AHAHA i never watch the videos.

[LifeInMintCondition6]

"Will I lose my dignity/Will someone care/ will I wake tomorrow/ from this nightmare"--Rent.

I also found that you like to use the phrase "I mean" a lot. I approve. YAY RENT REFERENCE!

[Jaredsellick]

WHATEVER IT TAKES! GET THAT SMALL GINGER!

[thebeeboy]

Google is not a fortune teller! ... And fortune tellers aren't real!

[squirtx3]

a lot of women actually confuse their water breaking with losing control of their bladder because its often portrayed very differently in movies.

[zeniawulfe]

@squirtx3 That is what happened to me. To be fair though, mine broke just as I was waking up at 3am so I was groggy. It took me a minute to get to the washroom where I realized what had actually happened.

[pinkchick180]

@squirtx3 Yep! I thought I was peeing when my water broke.

[youaremagnesium]

I get so excited for theses games, I think I'm going insane haha

[TheFullRunThrough]

Am I the only one who threw my hands in the air for both goals?

[niftydoohdah]

I love google autofill nerdfighteria vids!

[blshtry1]

Pretty poor answers, especially for a novelist. As a musician, perhpas more understanding of the world than a novelist. very pleased

[coastykid95]

"Will I lose my dignity?"

RENT, John. RENT.

[KATEisFAB]

...Who is Stan?

[littlemoresonic]

I'm very upset that you don't know all the songs from RENT.

[kazooga1234]

some of those things just might be looking up satisitics of things

[hnm7993]

John you disappoint me by not knowing that "will I lose my dignity" is from rent.

[ricekrispitreat]

I'm pretty sure the person was googling about the national debt?

[kazooga1234]

i love my swoodilypoopers shirt this is a super ha bisky game time

[mykingweasley]

He's hottttt

As flaaame

He'll help us win the game

Bunsen Bernaaa

Bunsen Bernaaa

[mikemurphy383]

10:42 Is that what I am? Rude and not ginger?

[LuluPaperBird]

@mikemurphy383 youve no idea how much you made my day

[TheComicScholar]

As Captain Mal Reynolds says, "Everybody dies alone."

[CARSflyLiKEVR00M]

Ginger Green should be the son of the two John Green's.

[CARSflyLiKEVR00M]

I was mostly just listening and then 6:51 comes along and I completely choked on my drink.

[mazerunner13]

new word in my vocabulary: headulation... is that how you would spell it?

[BLACKTHUNDA2929]

John I have not been watching lately but if you are still before the January transfer window, I advise you to get players on loan. All you have to do is change your budget allocation and bring in pretty good players on loan and it will help you out a lot.

[redcthulhu]

They had Macho Man Randy Savage on their team haha

[amk881]

Isn't death by its very nature a journey that we must embark upon by on our own? I know that sounds a bit melodramatic but everyone really does die alone since we can't bring someone else with us into the "afterlife" or whatever- probably a bit too philosophical for a video about FIFA and swoodlipoopers lol

[srdsrd1111]

RENT reference! I am so happy now.

[srdsrd1111]

For some reason this was highly entertaining. More of these!