One of the Best "One Liners" from Horatio in CSI Miami

[PivotGuardianDZ]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[NeverAloneForever]

I remember, on this show once, Horatio actually got a man to confess by taking off his sunglasses. That wasn't the only thing that he did but it was the last piece of the puzzle. He actually confessed just seconds after he took off his glasses. So ridiculous.

[ZakumKicker]

what episode is dis?

[TheAntiMalthusian]

"Dumped in the cargo hold huh?"

...Puts on sunglasses...

"Guess she had a little too much excess baggage."

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[reeseepieces]

Sir Rebecca black was just electrocuted! H:guess it's*puts on sunglasses*Fry-Day YYYYYEEEAAAAHHHHH

[Lionferrari777]

some body needs to shot this guy in his head...... oh wait

[Kobobble]

Well, it appears...

*puts on sunglasses*

Wait, it's dark out. Why am I wearing sunglasses?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

[TheDDpvt]

Vegeta is cool,

*puts on sunglasses*

''But frieza's brother is cooler''

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[kell1reilly2]

what episode was this?

[Staye100]

"Looks like we have"...

*Drop the sunglasses*

"Oh Shit wait a moment"

YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[Theintelligiblebrony]

Well it looks like,

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

He was already dead

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[AydenMize]

"Sir,Senator Palpatine has killed Mace Windu..."

"Well it looks like Mace..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Got thrown out the Windu..."

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[AydenMize]

"Do you like Internet Memes?"

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

"That's cool..."

[AydenMize]

"Sir,the victim was found with candy shoved up her ass..."

"Well it seems..."

*Puts on Monocule*

"She had a sweet ass..."

INDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­D!!!!!

[hairylarry12]

"Sir, the victim was found with traces of semen in her eyes."

"LOOKS LIKE SHE

( •_•)

(? •_•)>¬¦-¦

(¬¦_¦)

SAW IT CUMMING''

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeAAAAAAAAAA­­AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!­!!!!

[lottdominique]

Derek Fisher is a Douche

[MitkoProductions]

Chuck Norris has a brother... It's Horatio Caine!

[mickyjoe97]

I could watch him fOr hours!!!:D

[activemailorder6]

no kevin was on that plain

[TASDisBACK]

Is that Jonathan Coachman?

[kurtywurty85]

My computer froze at 1:15 but the sound kept playing. Shit was intense.

[michaelfinlay94]

Coroner: "We found Bruce Willis dead next to a bottle of viagra."

Horatio: "Well, I guess he..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Died Hard"

YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[THEEConnorLange]

Coroner: "Judging by the way the skin around the buttocks is cauterized, I'd say this man sat on top of his own bomb..."

Horatio: "Well..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"Looks like he busted his ass"

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[DashOfRainbow]

"You may be an Air Marshal, but if you don't give up your gun"

*puts on sunglasses*

"You'll be flying solo"

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[TheKwittykwat]

@DashOfRainbow Are you a brony?

[NightBlaze9898]

@TheKwittykwat Yes He/She Is I looked at her/his profile and his/her pic is of rainbow dash (yes ima brony also)

[TheKwittykwat]

@NightBlaze9898 You are awesome.

[NightBlaze9898]

@TheKwittykwat :D

[DashOfRainbow]

@TheKwittykwat

yes indeed!

[NightBlaze9898]

@DashOfRainbow I Used To Spam Annoing BullShit..

*Puts on sunglasses*

But then I became 20% cooler.

YYYYYYYYEEE Oh Wait...

(I Know You Get This.)

[Stonemeister]

@NightBlaze9898 I used to not spam annoying bullshit...

*Puts on sunglasses*

But then I took an arrow to the knee.

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[DashOfRainbow]

@NightBlaze9898

I do! *brohoof* /)

[NightBlaze9898]

@DashOfRainbow *(\ :D

[IIIIITHE1IIIII]

"This poor lady was stabbed to death at the parking lot."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Guess she should've stayed in the kitchen."

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[baalmetal6]

@IIIIITHE1IIIII You don't understand how hard i laughed i was eating lol now its all over my computer lol

[IIIIITHE1IIIII]

@baalmetal6 ROFLMAO!

also, i had forgotten i even said that so now that i saw it i too laughed my ass off again xD

[Delkolover47]

SOOOOOO NOT ONE OF THE BEST! The best is in all in when calleigh come thru the door with the creep guy that kidnapped her then horatio puts a gun to his head and goes "if i were you id fold" BEST ONE EVER! (oh yea this was a poker themed episode btw)

[MrMattbatt0]

I used to say one liners..

*takes sunglasses*

Before I took an arrow in my knee

*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

[Delkolover47]

@MrMattbatt0 what

[BuddaBob4444]

lol i read pornhub in the corner...

[mrfixxxer118]

@BuddaBob4444 WTF? it says starhub, dumbass.

[IamBakaSan]

@BuddaBob4444

...YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH

[lin2k4]

Was he guilty?

[Shrykull10]

lol he fired a lazor at him in the end



[WindowsSoftwareDe]

air marshall transported some pills in a pillow

[BucknutDolfan]

That Air Marshall was a dick

[SokaRoxMySox]

I love how both of the top comments are about Horation not being able to find his glasses. Makes sense though, It would probably be the end of the world if he couldn't.

[litledevel15]

Slayed

[bigfish6123]

HORATIO and MARISOL FOREVER !!!

[SokaRoxMySox]

@bigfish6123 That's impossible, she's dead.

[perception980]

no YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH? D:

[lillegman45]

Caruso's been playing the same character for twenty years. Can't act his way out of a paper bag.

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

@lillegman45

You could say he

*puts on sunglasses*

can't act his way out of a paper bag.

YYYEEEAAAHHH

[theAwsomeAwsome666]

Top comments are great

[svengoolie007]

Well this was shit.

[nicktubara]

oh man that black guy soo acted like he had a chip on his shoulder.......:) what a badass.

[tdwtFULLEPISODES]

Luke

I am

*puts on glasses*

your father

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaahhhhhhh

[GiganticTumor]

...

I don't walk through airline metal detectors so why should I walk through them anywhere else?

That's like the stupidest argument ever.

Like full retarded logic going on there.

[PsychicSatyr]

@GiganticTumor lmao

[suburbannegro411]

@GiganticTumor you never go full retard lmao

[ims0a5ian]

*Me and David Caruso watching youtube vids*

Me: Yo man you ever heard of rebecca black?

David No what is~ *punches david and knocks him out*

Me: Looks like David... *Puts on sunglasses* never watched "DA - VID"

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH

[LadyMisty]

Oooooh SnnnAAAp!!!!!!

[QESDK]

I was waiting for the "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHH". But no.

[FantasticBob7000]

He forgot the sunglasses bit.

[TheNatMaster]

You probably thought this victim was alive...

*puts on sunglasses*

NOPE, just Chuck Testa

[KuroYuki100]

Sir we found the victims car a few miles away from her body

looks like she

*puts on glasses"

Took a turn for the worse

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH

[ZNemerald]

Looks like your OP

-Puts on Sunglasses

...has a opened window

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAH!!!

[stygianmessiah]

funny how semen is involved in the two top comments

[biglawso]

@stygianmessiah  YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A­AAAAAAAH!!!!

[MaxedOutMovies]

@stygianmessiah its not

[TheNoSanity]

Frank: Seems like the victim was lured in here with pokemon cards, and shot at point blank range.

Caine: Looks like the killers attack was *Sunglasses* super effective.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[btsax2]

Officer: a man was found dead with his penis stuck in a jar of peanut butter

Caine: well it looks like...( puts on sunglasses)... he was fcking nuts.

[FrostFur22]

Looks like I'm...

*Puts on sunglasses*

terrible at making these jokes.

[irulegirls1]

....It looks like

*drops sunglasses*

shit

[iwannabepresident]

The victims found all died holding Xbox controllers

Caine:Well it looks like this murderers

*puts on glasses*

On a kill streak YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

That joke was not mine, but it was so good, I had to post it on other videos

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

My cock is 2 inches....

(Puts on shades)

...from the ground

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAH!

[BattlefieldBully]

@TheTsugnawmi2010 you must have really short legs.

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

@BattlefieldBully

*removes shades*

I'm 6ft 2"...

*puts them back on*

...and my legs are longer than my torso

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEAAAH

[R3tkipullo]

Looks like there is no

*???*

sunglasses this time.

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[Leon1700]

Who is this this ginger guy

[AlexCClarke]

@Leon1700 KANE

[Leon1700]

@AlexCClarke Only Kane I know of was this Abels dude bro. But got pissed and stoned him.

[T6m6u6]

Does anyone remember the season in wich Horatio dare some dude who beated his kid to fight him???...it was like at the end of the episode...that was pretty badass

[MrKitteh101]

Well it seems...

*Drops sun glasses*

Oh fuck sorry...

[AndrewDeLong]

"The victim was a linebacker for the Miami Dolphins, and he died due to traumatic injury when the plane landed hard."

"I Guess you could say..."

*puts on glasses*

"he had a rough touchdown"

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[mikeortiz410]

"How about a little professional courtesy, buddy? I'm one of you." "Your a suspect, buddy, and we don't allow suspects to bring in wheapons." "What did you say?" "I said, 'your a sus-" "No, after that." "Not allowed to bring in wheapons." "Weapons." "Thats what I said, wheapons." "No, its weapons - not wheapons." "Wheapons." "Weapons." "...Wheapons." "I killed that lady on the plane and I'm going to kill you too."

[AndrewDeLong]

@mikeortiz410 Coohl whip?

[MikkePB]

That one liner made me pregnant and gave me chest hair!

[moobref]

"I don't think...."

*reaches into pocket*

"Shit, where the fu----"

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Sm1l3n0wCrYlAt3r]

@moobref LLLMMMMMAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!!

[oscarwyatt69]

"The victim was an employee at the fuel station, he caused the fire due to insufficient care and was burned to death almost instantly."

"I guess you could say"

*Put's on sunglasses"

"He was fired."

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[DomiCharIgne]

No YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH at the end? This clip sucks. lol

[McBlemmen]

if this is the best one , i dont wanna see the other ones

[Tiwaking]

Well it looks like first class *puts on glasses*

Became cargo class

YEEEEAAAAaaaahhhhh!

[bxn1000]

Looks like your princess

*puts on sunglasses*

Is in another castle

[playstation4441]

well i guess

*drops glasses*

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

[1337wafflezz]

You may have killed her but it seems that the flight attendant earned you...

*puts on sunglasses*

A one way ticket to jail

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[PunkFreak331]

"Im just doing my job"

"Now watch me do mine"

*Puts on glasses*

YYYEEEEEEEAAAAH

[abbamanic]

Frank, this...this will go viral. Wear your favourite tie my friend. Miami style.

[fakiir]

FAKE! he didn't put on his sunglasses!

[hannahismee]

Oh Horatio you badass ginger bastard.

[itzkolpi]

@hannahismee your comment brought a smile to my face

[xXKhaoticRinoXx]

lol, when he said, "how bout cause I said so..." ..hot! xD

[Zardul]

"Now watch me do mine..."

*reaches for sunglasses*

"Dang it, where are my-"

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Destroyer740]

@Zardul I may have to do a YouTube video with that line lol

[oscarsanders07]

press 6 for "premature is out"

[Ediel24]

Damn. no sunglasses and pun

[ScarySpatula]

1:05 np.

[TheMeatySurprise]

WHHHAAAAAAATTTT!?!?!? NO SUNGLASSES?!?!?!?!? BLASPHOMY!!!!

[Schnitzelwuerfel]

Horatio! We found a dead woman with an unused condom next to her.

Caine: Well, looks like

*puts on sunglasses*

She didn't give a fuck.

YYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[niptuck117]

@Schnitzelwuerfel lmfao.

[MrZomboss]

i tiped in puts on sunglasses to find this...

[Buzmoo]

0:52

''Sometimes when I fuck hot blondes''

*puts on sun glasses*

''I forget to use a rubber''

YYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

[Jawzdasigrho]

where are his sunglasses?

[mimekiller17]

sometimes i put my sunglasses

*puts on sunglasses*

on my face

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HH

[DumbVideosCo]

Problem, Frank?



[Scampfarmer]

The best part was "We don't allow suspects to bring in wheapons".

[DaRkzVeLoCiTy]

Horatio the victim was found with a cleaver stuck in one of her a cup

I guess she

*puts on sunglasses*

finally got some cleavage

[gamerguy5155]

It looks like..

*Drops Sunglasses*

My sunglasses broke...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUU-

[nousernameswhy]

-the victim's head has been hit with a blunt object, and the killer's signature poker cards stuffed into her mouth

-I guess you could say that she...

*puts on sun glasses*

-...Was dealt the King of Clubs

YEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PaintVidz]

@nousernameswhy Nice try but you don't even have one thumbs up! HAHAHAHAHA!

[sauske4eva]

"once you go black..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"your a single mother."

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH!!!!!!

[kazdamanify]

I before E...

-Sunglasses

Except after C.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH

[sunstorm46]

@kazdamanify

Or when sounded as "a"

*puts on sunglasses*

As in neighbour or weigh.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[zhok023]

-Horatio, we foun semen in victims mouth.

-Well, looks like the truth....

Puts sunglasses on

-.... is hard to swallow.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[ThinSteve]

@zhok023

-Horatio, the victim was raped and she had her eyes gouged out.

-Looks like she didn't.....

Puts sunglasses on

-...see it coming.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

@ThinSteve See HIM coming. Get it? Cuz it 's ambiguous for cumming. lol

[andriaaam]

hey hes from the wire

[hemir9]

"Horatio, did you see the new Rebecca Black Song?"

"Yes, i did."

"And i gotta say...

That the dog has come to..

*Sunglasses*

die.

"Uhm yeah, it's Rebecca Black, what'd you expect?"

"It was shi-"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAH

[KariiKarKariiyo]

Do you know the time?

It's...

*puts on sunglasses*

3:22 P.M...

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[thebreadskin]

"I like..."

*Sunglasses*

"Penis."

YYYEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

[shaddap2001]

"Sir, a man was killed after watching a new Ben Stiller movie"

"Looks like he..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"...didn't die pleasantly"

.... ummm.... yeah???

[atomichead777]

officer: arnold schwarzenegger was found dead this morning!

Horatio: Well it looks like, he won't be back

YEAAAAAAAAAHHH

[crownprincetaffe]

@atomichead777 or else "well I gues he was....Termanatied!"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[suchyuga]

Officer:Bart Simpson died with a pair of pants down his throat

Caine: Well il looks like.......(puts on sunglasses)........he Ate His Shorts!

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­­!!!!

[jaykay98789]

@suchyuga thats a gwd one XD