Dave Chappelle in For What Its Worth (Part 3)

[StephJack1996]

i want some strawberry drink.... its red :)

[mossmusic]

Party fouls? Failblog after12! Funny!!

[rootsradicals87]

Dear Dave, ive got great respect for your work, but why do you have to go racial most of the time? its getting old amigo. with your voice, its time to transend!! i say this, because you got what it takes. big hug from some white dude in south america.

[totaljett]

@rootsradicals87 Someone talking about how they may have been a great high school football player twenty years ago all the time gets old. Speaking of racist treatments of blacks in America is a moral duty.

[rootsradicals87]

@totaljett word. but i still think theres a twist missing. like a sort of anectdote that makes you think and better yet, act upon thee.

[pogisiG]

@rootsradicals87 white people dont stereotyped every non-white people all day long? its called comedy. if its that old for you,why watch this old comedy skit in 2011 : /

[shanehopt]

@rootsradicals87 Coming from one of the few places that is more racist than America.

[doe1232]

Cant By Wedd And Pussy With Disney Dollers lol

[doe1232]

''Fuck Carrots'' .....lol

[antishkaran]

what? nigga what the fuck is juice!....lol

[CM907AK]

He was standing on a clock, holding a calendar and today's paper.

[GUlTARlST]

hahaha he is so fucking right about what white people smoking weed!!

[sicHeadbanger]

sugar water purple!

[barcav18]

8 people got a carrot up their ass.

[darealdroopy]

We dont get mad we just call those ppl police

[americanVmuscle]

Nigga, what the fuck is juice?

[arsenaljay91]

8 people fell asleep around white people.

[fuckyou777ok]

OMG Mickey Mouse is MEXICAN!!!

[YoungBlackStud95]

RUNN NIGGA ITS GEORGE WASHINGTON!-Reaches canada- Man that was close!

[PencilShank]

..How is he jacking off if he is holding a clock in one hand and a calender in the other...

[joeperson101]

@PencilShank cuz ur a bitch

[PencilShank]

@joeperson101 OH HO. You're very clever.

[joeperson101]

@PencilShank Why thank you, would you like to partake in sexual intercourse with me?

[MrChelow3000]

@PencilShank he was standing on a clock and holding a paper and calender in the same hand

[chasingxsuns]

He didn't write the declaration of independence lol

[malcriado360]

8^^^ dumb people are DEF!!!

[lovelygirlvira]

I want that purple stuff.

xD

[maxstroke]

The go get me a sandwich nigger or I'll kill you line had to be one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. Bent over stomach hurting laughter.

[Phown1337]

Sugar, water.... and of course purple...

ROFLMAO

[vochristina]

i'm RICK JAMES BITCH!!

[VodkaMagiK]

I want some grape drink, baby! mm it's purple!

LOL

[yaredblues]

6:54-6:59 ........A guy saying no to Dave Chappelle when he asked for a day off of I'm RICK JAMES BITCH.

lol

[FireFlower3]

You mind not calling me a bitch in front of my kids, please?

[WeiYoung95]

-hey!! what make you think i'm chinese?? i am korean!! but i look chinese..

-yes mohterfucker you do look chinese.. thats why i said it..

[effik3]

fuck carrots



[joshpro88]

oh my god oh my god!! Mickey Mouse is Mexican!

[LAZYCRAZY800]

"HEY...HEEEY......I'M RICK JAMES BITCH"...One of the funniest parts lmao

[WTFWJD014]

and FUCK CARROTS!! hahahaha

[zs3019]

He is so right... every time i get high, i talk about other times i got high... and we do crazy shit to people who pass out... itscrazy how right he is about everything.

[Cormega006]

@zs3019 lol wild true

[AL3T0]

Could someone tell me the Joke about Micky Mouse is mexican?

I never got that

[serversushi]

@AL3T0 because disneyland payed a illegal immigrant probably minimum wage or less to walk around in a mickey mouse suit to greet people

[AL3T0]

@serversushi Oh yes of course. When he got punched his mask fell off and the people could see that hes mexican. Never thought of that.. thank you!

[Jonmad17]

George Washington didn't write the Declaration of Independence, and was staunchly anti-slavery despite having to keep slaves due to his financial condition. He actually emancipated his slaves after he died, and sought to end slavery in his state.

This shit was still funny as hell though. Dave is a legend.

[rickyshwarz]

@Jonmad17 How would he have emancipated his slaves after he died. Did he leave behind a video or something with his lawyer? Please get your facts right before you start writing

[Jonmad17]

@rickyshwarz Holy shit, you're an idiot. Do you understand how property inheritance works? It's a well known fact. Look it up

[YoungKtown]

baseball cards with slave owners on it... LMFAO.

[brohan914]

love the white guy accent

[Lalapaluzala]

wow everytime I have saw this guys stand up,noone heckles him.It's like he is so funny no one wants to hear anything but him.It's just great they even try to stop laughing while hes talking to give complete silence.He is a true artist.

[BizarroShiz]

RUN NIGGAH, IT'S GEORGE WASHINGTON!

[mdin05]

Rick James?

[savegas2008]

those almost look like skate shoes at 6:58 . damn son, just when I thought i couldnt have any more respect for dave, i notice some shit like that. haha.

[JoshAKAsuperman]

WTF IS JUICE!!!!!!!

[AshmanFL117]

what the fuck is juice loool tooo funny

[rawker617]

Thumbs up if you YouTube searched the Sunny D commercial.

[EjchiSaGrbaviceDva]

i fel to sleep at his house right, we was drinking and i fel to sleep at his house and while i was sleeping right ..... I`M JUST GONNA KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER that`s all you need to know .... and FUCK CARROTS

[itzmurda81]

yeah him saying washington wrote the declaration is just ignorance

[ThatIncredibleJordan]

the actually material is weaker for dave but the delivery is way better

[1attennis]

yes u do motherfucker look chinese

[skunkapotamus]

Reason why blacks will; always try to destry what we've created.

[killermja]

What? Nigga what the fuck is juice, i want so grape drink baby. hahahaha funny shit

[304SOULJUH]

water,sugar,an an....PURPLE!

[StephanHulk23]

I Want Sum Apple Drank !!!

[jonezy333]

i want some grape drink baby, hmmm its purple

[LEXYtheSEXYwitch]

His white impersonation is so funny

[gullyman19]

hes funny cos hes high when hes performin

[alaskankid14]

GO GET ME A SANDWICH NIGGER OR ILL KILL YOU! lamo

[PHOwnage1337]

Nigga wat the f*ck is juice?

[Nyarlahotep]

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence....funny black people :D

[francismm09]

@Nyarlahotep and........

[ocachisu]

@Nyarlahotep and james madison wrote the consitution that holds to this day and pretty soon we'll decide if the 2nd ammendment should apply to states too lol who cares. much love. :)

[FreeSprtd81]

go get me a sandwich niga or ill kill you!.liberty justice for all..am i wrong.lmao.classic..n no dave ur not wrong...

[pinedajr824]

WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE!!!!!! lmao

[ithastobecatchy]

well yes you're wrong...lol GW didn't write the declaration of independence, it was thomas jefferson.....funny though!

[oursmassif]

mickey mouse is mexican! hahahahahahahahahaha

[PHOwnage1337]

I LOVE DAVE CHAPPELLE'S VOICE!!

"Had two shots of jager, tequila, four bong hits man...beer...cheeseburger!!"

especially that cheeseburger part LOL

[TiN0350]

SUGAR WATER PURPLE!

[skatejunkie93]

even micky mouse did it. i said this is the most unprofessional shit i have ever seen. LMAO!!

[xfkingpin]

whuut? Nigga what the fuck is juuuiicee??!! I want some grapedrink baby .. hmm it's purple :P

[rangerballs2]

first of all,I've stopped smokin weed.......with black people,let me finish....lol

[executionofaspecies]

His "white person" voice is hilarious...

[ilovetoskateboarding]

nigga wut the fuck is juice

[ikamony]

calm down muthafuckas you win by default.... HAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH­AHA

[123jamesmcC]

oh my god! OH MY GODDDD! Mickey Mouse is mexican!!!

[13Superkitsune]

Go get me a sandwich nigger or I'll kill you!

Liberty, justice for all.

[mnml87]

some borderline gay shit...LOL!!!

[cubswin2011]

standing on a clock holding a calender and todays newspaper

[mossboy3]

Hey Im Rick James biiitch

[zgonzales17]

haha '' Dude remember last night, I was fukin smashed maan!"

[fentonyoung]

A black dude named Todd..LOL

[jay83]

was about to say the same thing,,, that made lol more haha..

[theakbariskandar]

Mickey Mouse is Mexican!

[Eupatorix]

' You gonna put a carrot in his ass? is that nice?"

lol

[SupermanA2K]

hahahahhaha that is a death sentence on the streets

[MiniMur4life]

fuck carrots

[SEXMONEYPOWER69]

FUCK CARROTS!!!!! haha

[Daddy336]

i was fkn smashd man

lolollooloololoilmafo

[coltsman93]

HIs white person voice almost sounds like President Obama

[CN5Records]

haha, thats awesome!

[Jasper9220]

i want dat purple stuff:):)

[CelsTV]

"nigga wtf iz grape juice??...i want sum grape drink BABY!"

[MrBuckeyes34]

lol funny shit

[2kPuppet]

I love his Mickey Mouse voice.

[Blackspanish]

what the fuck is Juice ?

[Kerventer]

go get me a sandwich nigger or i'll kill you!

[Lanxiety]

@Kerventer

[Brutalmusicktv]

@Kerventer that was the best part.

[123tfong]

im just goin to kill that mohterfucker, thats all u need to know, and fuck carrots

[kyleemerson]

george washington did not write the declaration of independence.... Thomas Jefferson did.. lol

[blackhearts2cent]

ACTUALLY 22 people wrote it just says that in history Thomas jefferson was giving all of the credit thou when it came down to history. george washington did some too by the way

[shityrunfun]

haha the part about white people catologing all there drinks true as fuh

[123tfong]

I am korean!! Do i Look Chinese!!

[Verooo777]

"I want some grape drink, baby!"

[amaraelit95]

Run nigga, george washington !

XD

[kazeihitaru]

That's why it's called a joke, lol

[MrSmokinitup]

yeah he still right though

he just got the name wrong

[flip5577]

You realize he had to memorize over an hour of stand up material? Pick your favorite movie and say it line for line, then lets compare what you say to the script. I'm sure you will have some flubs too 8 P

[iRant4You]

nigga....what the FUCK is juice??!

[CJBDTW1923]

Oh My God Mickey Mouse Is Mexican HAHAHAHA

[nitrousdaking]

''First of all I've stopped smoking weed''

audience 'wooohoooo'

''with black people you didn't let me finish motherfuckers''

[elimanator]

dude the white people gettin high thing is so true...alll we talk about is other times we got high and the crazy shit we did when high...least thats all me and my friends do..im tripin on how true that is...

[codygraham122]

haha yea thats so true

[MrSmokinitup]

the part about them doing fucked up shit to each other in their sleep is true as well

i got white friend and they do that shit all the time lol

[tehCoosh]

It's his imitation of how some rich white guys talk....pretty accurate lol

[slayershayne]

why does he have tha same voice for all men

[FakeryTV]

Run nigger it's George Washington.

[AustinEradication]

I fell asleep at his house and.... I'm just gonna kill that motherfucker thats all you need to know. FUCK CARROTS

And Salt.

[oeufgwoieu]

& fuk carrots, that was great, george washington aka. "town destroyer" & slave owner but at least he did 1 thing right, he grew hemp and said "make the most of the hemp seed, sow it everywhere"

[thedivinegod]

lmao "you can't buy weed and pussy with disney dollars"

[avalino79]

"FRANK fell asleep, so we like put a carrot in his ass.."

LMAO.....

Fuck carrots hajajjajaahahah

[scorpio1600]

" Oh my god , oh my god!! Mickey Mouse is mexican!" Funny as hell

[rolandKimbrough]

I want that purrple stuff. LMAO

[DiamondMcDonald]

sugar+water= purple. lol

[girlsloversy]

9:28 OMG funniest shit i have ever seen!!!!

[glebber]

fuck carrots!!!

[sanjahomes]

cant buy weed or pussy with disney dollers

[Makaveli25x]

stayin in the crib tonight, fuck that. workin on that alibi for a minute

hahah

[LtownG440]

"Do i look Chinese....yes muthafucka thats why i said it"...classic

[chevyracer5300]

i want some grape drink, baby

[robotfreshpies]

mmm its purple

[bradlers178]

you remember at franks last week, was fuckin smashed man!

BEER!, hammburger

Frank fell asleep so we put a carrot in his ass!

too funny, love dave

[dieselboi91]

welcome to disney world mr. chappelle, can we interest you in some disney dollars?

nah man i'm cool. can't buy weed and pussy with disney dollars nigga i'm on vacations!

[HvNxElfen]

RICK JAMES BITCH! lmao

[jesse5jesse]

DO I LOOK CHINES!?!?!

YES MUTHA FUCKA YOU DO lol

[ShawnPutnam]

While Dave Chappelle is in my opinion easily one of the greatest comedians to ever grace the stage, I'm afraid that George Washington did not write the declaration of independence.

[vicarious113]

lol I know I said the same thing

[Jecanyon]

Ha, I never caught that until you mentioned it.

[OptikGd]

i want that purple stuff!:D:D:D

[AStoryToScream]

"RUN NIGGA... GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!"

hahaha

[MikeCasillo3]

all men are created equal.... GO GET ME A SANDWICH NIGGER OR ILL KILL YOU LMFAO!!!

[bmyles1006]

Sugar,Water, and of course Purple

[BladeHeart21]

"Todd, Todd, would u care for some grape Juice?"

"what?? nigga what the fuck is juice? i want some grape drink." lol

[dispinoyfrmlb]

nahh man im kool, cant buy weed and pussy with disney dollars, im on vacation lol

[Mordude]

I want that purple stuff...

[iamdrice21]

I AM KOREAN!!!! do i LOOK chinese???

yes mothafucka u do look chinese thats why i said it

HAHAHAHAAHAH

[luisao519]

go get me a sandwich nigger or i'll kill u LMAO!!

[ashlee567894]

his white voice is F'n hilarious this guy is tha shit

can't pass out around white people though cuz they always do sum border line gay shit

[boscelts]

sugar, water and ofcoarse purple

[cannonsickbars]

he taking bout drinkin lean lol

[Mo0nBugGy1]

i want dat purple stuff hashahahahaa

[jskeen]

Oh my god...Mickey Mouse is Mexican XD

[phem22sm1]

We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equeal...GO GET ME A SANDWICH N**ER OR I'LL KILL YOU...liberty, justice for all...

LMFAO!!!!

[marisaleon07]

I thought Thomas Jefferson wrote the declaration of independence lol

[bsnowman]

Oh he did, the point Chappelle is trying to make is that many of the founding fathers, Jefferson especially, were slave owners and withheld the liberty of others while demanding liberty for themselves.

[marisaleon07]

I understood his point I just had to make that clear

[tttsocutandcrazy0987]

nigga wtf is juice i want some grape drink baby it's purple

[mspoden2011]

Would you mind not callin me a bitch in front of my kids?