Urinating on an electric fence...

[ClassicBitCrusher]

ahh, the idiocracy of rednecks.

[hobo382]

That guy looked fucked up

[Demonchld666]

ha ha, my little brother did that when i was like 7. he forgot my gramma had a deer problem and was using an electric fence to protect the rose bushes and other flowers, wandered off to piss and got lit up. he didn't hit the ground but he was crying a lot.

[hunkyjelly]

you dumb cunt

[MercenaryEmpire]

Why would you piss on an electric fence?

[benjas401]

@Sevenhunter728 Fuck off

[Sevenhunter728]

@benjas401 Sorry, I meant go FUCK ANOTHER SHEEP YOU STUPID KIWI FUCK!

[benjas401]

@Sevenhunter728 Fuck off american fat cunt

[benjas401]

@Sevenhunter728 Do you like any type of meat? Fat racist cunt

[Sevenhunter728]

@benjas401 Yes I do like meat but I don't fuck it before I eat it! Maybe you should get a partner of the same species.

[benjas401]

@Sevenhunter728 lol so apparently i fuck meat...... so that means my partner is meat and my kids came from meat..... right.. your a retard. If you took everything from NZ away from the world the meat would be so expensive and hardly any of it because we make and export over 30% of the worlds meat! go fuck a sheep

[Sevenhunter728]

@benjas401 Go eat some Fush and Chups and stop crying already.

The fact that you have responded to me at all has made me quite happy.

Thank you for the lesson on all the meat you export after you fuck it.

Make sure you teach your kids to buy the sheep dinner before sex or they may play 'hard to get'.

[benjas401]

@Sevenhunter728

1: I Fuck meat.

2: It gets exported.

3: You eat the meat i fucked and get jizz in your mouth...

Yea, right, because thats normal for us Kiwis to get jizz in your mouth.

Fish and Chips* retard

Also the same as you, the fact that you have responded to my comments has made me quite happy as well.

[Sevenhunter728]

@benjas401 1: So try pronouncing it 'Fish and chips' dipshit! 2: I don't eat imported meat. 3: Even if I did eat imported meat, a carcass is gutted and cleaned before sale.

Once again, thank you for entertaining me with your slow witted response.

I look forward to you sending me another that will no doubt make me laugh as the others have.

I can do this all day.

[ivinyo16]

Antiorgasm- having thousands of volts streaming through the p*nis

[BoyToy180]

it would depend on the piss itself if he pissed with pressure (as in fast) the stream would be conductive, if he pissed lightly it cant jump from one dropplet to another i dont care what that stupid electrician who commented below says.

[MrJackira]

yeah....you and your freinds have fun with that.

[flamesfromblazer]

Fact ; australian men have the highest percentage homosexual per capita in the world

A heck of a lot are in Sydney

Maybe thats why he walks so funny

[loverboy101385]

this really does work i got a buddy to do it he cried like a girl lol

[T0ny1234444]

no he was probably close to the fence so it was still a hole fence.

P.S. fried wiener. yum

[rezakhalilzada]

This guy pisses with his left nostril

[ifithurtsgo2church]

There's a video on the net of some idiots doing this.  And yes he got shocked. You here the pop and everything. That shit can happen. It also happened to a guy I went out in the field with. If you are too far away as to when the piss stream starts to separate, you're good. If you are too close, you're fucked.

[Bowlingsl]

Fgt

[Regendxz]

if he's hurt, why did he laugh???

[BrysteHolder]

POOF, POOF! now he has two popcorn :D



[IskanderStudios1]

Im back in a weird part of youtube again

[greyghost84]

Mythbusters busted this one!!

[ifithurtsgo2church]

@greyghost84 Only if you are too far. I saw this shit happen once and felt bad for the guy. He didn't know it was electric. lol He said it felt like he got kicked in the balls and he just wanted to lie down.

[MasterMorty]

I think I'm about to enter that weird part of youtube again :/

[NYCParkourAddict]

Now go try that on the third rail on a subway track...see what happens, its interesting.

[xiiLLuMiiNaTeD]

YEAAAAH australia! we so awsome...

[HOaliyartMO]

@greg8nitram FAKE! You'd have to actually have a set of testicles for them to get hurt so this is clearly fake. How was the blowjob circle jerk after this was filmed? Did you cum?

[waffletiem]

@HOaliyartMO In fact, you don't need testicles for something like this to cause pain. Idiot.

[HOaliyartMO]

@waffletiem The irony of you trying to call me an idiot after responding the way you did to what I said. You don't get out much do you? That's the problem with being a retarded, hateful cunt. You jump and try to insult somebody who wasn't talking to you. Look up the word sarcasm and then re-read my last post 20 times. If you don't get it by then, shoot yourself in your fucking head, if you figure it out go rape your mom with a knife in the asshole because you shouldn't be alive fucktard.

[waffletiem]

@HOaliyartMO Yo, ever stop and think: don't try to randomly insult someone. im very sorry about me being protective and wanting to defend people. so sorry for being who i am.

[HOaliyartMO]

@waffletiem Ever stop and think "I shouldn't act like I'm not being selfish"?

You didn't want to defend that random person you don't know, you clearly didn't even really read the conversation you butted into. You just wanted attention. People ignore you in real life because you're boring and have nothing to offer, but your text stays up so people have to read it. Here, I'll even give you what you want, little troll.

You're stupid.

There, are you happy now? Stay cunty, retard.

[MaraChingzj785]

ehm Im young and thats why im  shy

[ORionProductions87]

us gay

[urbex2007]

Would he like it kissing better!

[ThePimpdaddy187]

Pfftt....i climbed over one into a government trail growing hemp , didnt even slow me down....quite the opposite.

[TiconderogaX]

@ThePimpdaddy187 Oh no, another internet tough guy. Everyone bow down before his awesomeness.

[ThePimpdaddy187]

@TiconderogaXErrr.. It was meant to be a funny story, to have laugh at my dopey expence... not prove im tough. It was easy to climb over without touching the electric fence but we knew getting out would be impossible, but decided it was worth it. Someone spotted us almost straight away and fired what i assume was just a warning shot from the fast approaching 4WD. No time to think just right leg up over and 'zappp'...take the pain like a man and keep moving towards cover. Yea it hurts.

[JamesH0479]

How did i get here from killing dragons on skyrim



[MilitantKaos]

It's called conductivity moron..get back to school

[elbob099]

shut the hell up with comments about definition

[chinbunny1]

Lol that'll teach ya!

[stedrael]

240p....that takes me back hahahahahaha nice brickphone bro :)

[SuperGamingeek]

We meet again, 240p.

[clsteele]

next time wizz on a power line see what happens then.

[LyleVertigo]

Stupid cunts, the only reason to have a "wizzing on electric fence" video is to see them wizzing on the fence!

[mreeuwij]

I believe this is one of the "list of 100 things to do in life" things... on place 47 or so, I skipped it.

[The1AndOnlyMike]

I wanted to see him actully do it.

[IzzyInc27]

Nice lightsaber, oh, that's the dislike bar

[JesiMaguire007]

@IzzyInc27 how about come up with an original comment

[OleviaDeannask881]

so Made of secrets

[yzf7steve]

He's faking, when you urinate it appears as a solid stream but it's in face seperated into different droplets. An electric fence would not contain enough juice to be able to jump between droplets and make it back to the person.

[Greencats123]

@yzf7steve Maybe it was a powerful electric fence?

[yzf7steve]

@Greencats123 LOL! You would need like 3 phase power line power or lightning to get enough juice to jump that many breaks to reach you.

[rich1051414]

@yzf7steve if you are VERY unlucky and at any point the stream isnt broken, you will get zapped. probably wont happen, but definitely does.

[ulkord]

@yzf7steve nothing has enough juice to move from drop to drop.

[l33tmagicmonsta]

@yzf7steve what are you saying? i peed on a fence and it feltlike a burning needle in my diickhole!

[dsr20631]

@l33tmagicmonsta

haha thanks i got a good laugh from that!

[IAMOldNick]

@yzf7steve so you willing to put your ...well...whatever where your mouth is so to speak? It takes time and distance for the stream to break up, so don;t stand too close and a fence line that is off the ground (many electric fences have several strands) may be close enough

[IAMOldNick]

If the "victim" is not faking it the other guy is a right twat.

[TheJochance]

@yzf7steve Yes, but are you willing to put your urine where your mouth is?

[upsidedownface1000]

@TheJochance i am, ill put a hundred bucks on it, shit is impossible

[upsidedownface1000]

@yzf7steve You are indeed absolutely right

[cam9571]

@yzf7steve iv seen a dog do it with my own eyes.

[thelunn]

@yzf7steve they tested it standing up on a train line from memory

[59Fifftycapz]

@yzf7steve they proved it on mythbbusters with a normal eletric fence. idiot

[jeffery19677]

@yzf7steve I have done this. Trust me. It really hurts like hell!!!

[XBRUTExXx]

@yzf7steve i learned that from mythbusters lol

[xXBASEBALLBEAStXx123]

@yzf7steve no if u pee on an electric fence it will shock you

[seangarnham]

@yzf7steve nope untrue i have done it



[dbspaceoditty]

@yzf7steve they didnt even show him pissing. and they did this on jack ass and it does work.

[sedwarg]

@yzf7steve not necessarily. It depends how much you needed to go

[MrSerchOner]

@yzf7steve You sir, are an idiot... Im an electrician and when u say "juice" it makes me wonder wtf ur talking about, electric fences are DC volts, they hit in pulses unlike AC which alternates continuously. electricity travels a FUCK LOAD faster then urine does, so test it out and then come back here and start telling people that peeing on an electric fence dosent work.

[SirTannen]

@MrSerchOner Maybe yzf7steve likes to drink it, hence why he says "but it's in face"

[benshivd]

@MrSerchOner Maybe your the dumb ass DC is DIRECT CURRENT is exactly that DI R E C T C U R R ENT ! Meaning it continues from source to ground CONTINOUSLY. Thank you that is all.

[cjeam9199]

@benshivd You mis-understand the difference between AC, DC, and turning it on and off. Also you'd know what he means if you'd ever touched an electric fence.

[Caladaniel]

@yzf7steve Clearly you didn't grow up in the country and try this. Go try it, you won't call it fake. (Yes, I've tried it... But only once!)

[USAdude30]

Was it like a bash ot like a sting?!! Hahahaa haha sounds like my buddies lol

[netchecker3]

is that what people call a nut-case? ;-)

[randmiller88]

Didn't Ren and Stimpy teach you anything?

[antares4141]

I used to pee directly on my Fido Shock all the time and never felt the slightest bit of tingling. Touch it it would knock me on my ass. Can't explain the physics it just never once shocked me.

[cooljuggler22]

Great quality...I must say.

[BIGBEASTYBURGER]

now try number 2

[darellen1]

Weird part of youtube

[NewStarConstellation]

Happend to my best childhood friend then.... and he did scream!

[f2004w]

dumbass



[Dizzyman888]

1080p

720p

480p

360p

240p

MINECRAFT < This video

[drummit222]

@Dizzyman888 dis mah game, mothafuckah?

[Dizzyman888]

@drummit222 Nah, I'm hooked on Minecraft! Hahah!

[wayneD565]

it souldent zap u any way cus the urine streem brakes up and is not a solid flow

look up myth busters and find the 1 they did on it they even pissed on the train track that is electric or some shit

[WhiteHawkUK]

@wayneD565 : The key difference here is distance. Urinating from several feet above a railway line (or even from a standing position, a couple of feet from the electrified rail) provides a great enough distance for the stream to lose coherence- it 'clumps' into droplets aided by air resistance and its own attraction. Standing inches from an electric fence, prostate problems notwithstanding, the stream should remain coherent enough to provide a path to ground (through you). ;)

[WhiteHawkUK]

@WhiteHawkUK : Myth Busters also managed to make a water-pistol stun gun that could deliver a coherent stream (with shock) over several feet, only failing the initial experiment due to the fact that the charge delivered was unintentionally excessively high (read: lethal). Without some seriously superhuman hydraulic pressure, I doubt that the bladder could replicate these results... but on a smaller scale with shorter distances... =D

[Megasaw16]

My cousin touched his penis to an electric fence but his dad found out and gave him ten bucks for bravery

[kutonga]

When you're young, and have no sence, just take a little wiz on the electric fence. Golden flow hits the wire with great precision, and a sudden shocking jolt for your decision.

[EvilMushroomProd]

my dad did this when he was younger.........hes not the smartest

[smashpies]

In your face.....lol

[MinecraftFanzer]

Nice Red lightsaber wait its a duskuje bar!HAHA!

[AegisDeus]

@MinecraftFanzer ????????????????/

[Soap360]

this was filmed with a potato.

[azzah44101]

oh no bru i pissed on the fince sex times haha :)

[CtrlAltDeleteYurAzz]

Ok see this is fake,

1st off if he really did pee on a electric fence hed get the shock of a fucking lifetime lol

2nd he would hav screamed his hea off

3rd lightning would ave shot up his pis into (Yes into) His dick effectivally frying hois balls/sperm

4th hed probably be unconcious

5th yo guys wouldnt be laughing

6th there would smoke comin of him xD (LOL)

7thHis heart COULD have stopped

8th the fact that you find this funny is SOOOOO retarded

Yes im trollingthis ideo GET OVER IT :D

[WhiteHawkUK]

@CtrlAltDeleteYurAzz :

1) Electric fences use low amperage- not a huge shock.

2) Even if he did, the video starts after the fact.

3) What lightning? A coherent fluid stream may have carried a brief charge.

4) No. Just... no.

5) Yes. Absolutely, yes.

6) See 1.

7) Only if he pisses from his nipples and has his spine grounded.

8) Pot, meet kettle.

You're a rubbish troll. :P (lol)

[Camoflox]

@WhiteHawkUK Electric fences or at least the ones we have would kill you or give u some very bad memories if they didnt have the pulse and were just like a small powerline, its no different then a 110 volt coursing through your body, then again, we have the older better made ones. The cheap crap they have now days doesnt do the job.

[WhiteHawkUK]

@Camoflox : Non-lethal current is used in agricultural fencing. Unless you are living near a WWII concentration/POW camp or trying to penetrate a military base, the shock would not conventionally be enough to cause you serious harm, but it can still be painful and debilitating. I can build a circuit that will provide 1,000V potential from a 9V battery, but it will never kill you no matter how long you (try to) endure it because the current is negligible; 110V mains line current WILL kill you.

[Camoflox]

@WhiteHawkUK yes, but some of these old fencers arent exactly safe, they are just made to make intervals so that its not a pure current, and it ramps up the voltage a ways and the amp stays the same. Either way, i dont wanna touch the thing, if it was straight current, itd be like sticking ur finger into a plug in. The new ones, as i said, are worthless though. You can hold onto them and touch someone else as the cruel person i am......lol

[WhiteHawkUK]

@Camoflox : V*A=W; if you (for instance) double the voltage, you get half the amps. Basic high-school science, mate. ;)

[Camoflox]

@WhiteHawkUK Interesting, didnt know that, depends on the fencer though, some of the old ones arent that way, its the amps that kill, and the amps that hurt the most to. :o

[WhiteHawkUK]

@Camoflox : To be honest, I imagine you're right, and that many badly-maintained fences provide nastier shocks than intended. In fact, the mechanical pulse type are known for producing unpredictable pulses with variable yields- it is quite possible that a fault could lead to a dangerously high current!

That's correct, by the way. Voltage doesn't kill - amps do! Millions of volts? No harm. More than 1/10th of an amp? Likely death due to disruption of the heart's rhythm. Many amps? Crispy! =D

[Camoflox]

@WhiteHawkUK Yea instant bacon!

[winterstellar]

According to MythBusters this did not happen, according to them you're faking/hoaxing here. BUt that's just them talking, and maybe you were using a non-regular electric fence of some kind..some unusual and dangerous kind : )

[Hilltopperpete]

@winterstellar They were simming an old-man flow of urine on the third rail-- just terrible experimental design, the distance to the ground also made the stream likely to break up. They revisited it later on an actual fence, and confirmed the "myth".

[winterstellar]

@Hilltopperpete OKay..I'll go out and try it now then! We have some fences near-by actually!: ) Joking: )

[topsy420]

What kind of a potato did you record this with?

[floogenberry]

@topsy420 potato? u can no film with potato?

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

@topsy420 russet i believe

[TheDap96]

@topsy420

fool it was back in 2007 technology you know :)

[iRawrzSkinniesTV]

@topsy420 Calculator...

[DoesUrKneeGrow]

@topsy420 sweet patato.

[enurtia1]

@topsy420 the good kind :3

[flintp51]

can't fool me. I saw this on mythbusters. The pee stream breaks up in mid air.

[thesniper552]

Im on the strange side of youtube again. (i got here from watching deer hunting videos!)

[timglenna]

@thesniper552

Sadly, thats also where I started a while ago. Somehow or another I ended up here...

[CHXDrummer]

He's obviously not the brightest of creatures...

[icool247]

@onsproductionz i thumbed it down :)

[onsproductionz]

@icool247 good, ur safe

[TheWannabe1998]

@onsproductionz omg ur right i couldn't resist clicking the dislike button

[onsproductionz]

@TheWannabe1998 lol

[gamehead27]

how did i get here?

first i was watching videos of fireworks and somehow i ended here...

the world will never know...

[2321211]

no babies for you young man

[sergeantRC]

I didn't see any fences or urine...

[ikeepzitclean]

congratulations, you now have erectile dysfunction.. lol

[hggf25]

was this filmed with a potato

[thebeast14ification]

youre a dumbass

[MrGoatmeal]

PENIS

[RightNowization]

Was this on 1000 ways to die TV show? could of sworn...

[Malphas87]

@RightNowization It was =)

[RightNowization]

1,769 people including the person in this video urinated on an electric fence, maybe they should of paid attention in science class back in High School. :P

[MAZiERNiCKi11357]

Stupid!

[MyrnaBennieyz946]

lol Hey guys, come see what the girl next door has in store for ya

[theforeverstone]

how british can you get?

[pretzelzetzel]

@theforeverstone how american can YOU get, mistaking new zealanders for brits?

[BeavzMC]

@theforeverstone actual retard go back to school learn geography

[theforeverstone]

@BeavzMC go back to school and learn english retard they might be Australian whatever.

[BeavzMC]

@theforeverstone Your a fucking idiot. IM AUSTRALIAN, THEY ARE FROM NEW ZEALAND

[theforeverstone]

@BeavzMC kiwis and brits and australians sound the same woopdeefuckingdoo if i didnt know whats what

[BeavzMC]

@theforeverstone No.. each one of them has there own accent u fucking idiot. shit man clean your fucking ears out

[theforeverstone]

@BeavzMC yeah well they are similar and i only know brits and aussies so idfc

[MrStig691]

@theforeverstone typical, ignorant fuck

[theforeverstone]

@MrStig691 i mixed up a kiwi with a brit and everyone starts having a giant clusterfuck orgy over how ignorant and idiotic i am even though ive never been to britian or new zealand

[TheTokyogirljapan]

looks like no babys for you

[EisenFlammeberge]

urinate on an electric fence and win this awesome darwin award

[Me102288]

Hahe didnt watch Wren and Stimpy much Dont wiz on the electric fence.. the game

[kahetel13]

he woulld be dead ....... thumbs down and blocked

[NKeen1000]

@kahetel13 ru sayin he would be dead if he pissed on an electric fence?? i havent personally been dumb enough to piss on one but ive had friends do it and it doesnt kill u.......and ive been shocked tons of times and it just kinda stuns u for a second

[kahetel13]

@NKeen1000 ok try it then:)

[CR9ISGAY]

@NKeen1000 dude thats because u haven't been shocked with enough amps or voltage, then again Voltage does not kill you Amps do 5 milliamps r enough to kill if the electrons pass trough you, so keep being a moron and tell your friends to piss on electric fences but know that the day will come when they will die, as for you u keep hoping you dont get shocked the right way cause you will die.

[CR9ISGAY]

@kahetel13 no he would not die because he is probably very far from the main source of electric power and if the sorce of power is at a low voltage.

[kahetel13]

@CR9ISGAY ok so far you said probably, and if you want to be the next idiot to try it:) please do...

[CR9ISGAY]

@kahetel13 hahaha dude you are stupid i'm just giving you the probable reasons why he didn't die dumbass, i never said he would not die at all. And no thanks unlike NKeen1000 friends im not stupid enough to go piss on one.

[kahetel13]

@CR9ISGAY ok so let me get this correctly:); you are trying SO hard to justify that its "OK" to piss on an electric fence and YOU wont do it yourself and DARE to call me stupid?:) LMAO

[BUNNIEZHELL]

Trying to be in 1,000 ways to die?

[ralphjokerX]

I see you recorded this with your asshole...........

[JndBStudios]

what was this filmed with? a bowl of carrots?