I Want My Hat Back (Book Review?)

[HunNamedGary]

Some men just want to have their hat back.

[fluffy21893x2]

I sat here in my chair listening to a guy read me a children's book for roughly 8 minutes. *me gusta*

[HazyShadows]

Moral of the story:

Animals are thieves, murderers, and liars.

Stay out of the forest.

[EternalNomad]

I can listen to your voice all day.

[DrTheKay]

This book is an absolute masterpiece, far better than the ovverated hungry catepillar. Please review the Gruffalo next.

[MegaUltraSuperDude]

Where my hat is at?

[raraaaraaraaaaraaaaa]

You look like a cross between Dr. Ashens and TotalBiscuit

[Akin42]

When the red page shows up I am reminded of Kill Bill and the music from that plays in my head.

[sic0man]

This is just Beautiful...*sniff* 

[Lovelymuffins12]

i love you

[PimpMatt0]

Finally I know!

[0Ryuxxx]

lolidontgiveashitaboutthisfuck­ingbookok

[ninjakelpie]

omg love your voice!!!

[Shilag]

How do you talk like that yet still sing like you do in your other videos!? It's impossible!

[JDLOCKON]

I really like that book lol Its quite funny

[AlchemicReactions]

JESUS FUCK

[TheJayLeHol]

BLOODY MURDER!

[Zeqmont]

A book about losing something you love. A book about a lone man on a long journey. A book about

murder

I Want My Hat Back

[narutoluvsbleach20]

thank you for enlightening me.White Morrgin freeman I'll buy this Right Now

[ChristoMafesto]

More of this =) thank you fine sir.

[DNAdrianMorris]

If I ever find this ill buy it on the spot no matter what the price is.

[HarcMad]

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BLOOOOOOOOOTER

[Philijongon]

You got a rather charming voice there lad.

[keykirby45]

Why does his voice make me want to fall asleep in a good way?

It's the best storytelling voice I've ever heard in a long time.

[doomsmash123]

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[airsoftinfoguy]

how old are you? just woundering because you have a telescope in the background

[JDStevens92]

Jackanory would be proud

[wkunzelman1]

This reminds me of watching book readings on television. =D Absolutely fantastic. Keep up the good work!

[ItsMinarmy]

Ordered this on Amazon for Christmas... for myself.

[VintageBalderdash]

Team Fortress 2 finally caught up with the trend of first-person shooters getting book adaptations and extensions.

[bhephel]

I love your sexy alopecic arms, Kenny.

[AnonIonCannon]

5:19 SHIT JUST GOT REAL

[1Brenzie43]

You have really nice arms.

[PanMakaron]

I love your voice

[M30W3R]

You should probably dub something with the ranks of GeneralIvanVA :3c

[foreverpandering]

@M30W3R Who do you think Homura was in Meduka Meguca?

[M30W3R]

@foreverpandering GASP

;A;

Oh god please dear magnificent sir can I have your audiograph? ;w;

[M30W3R]

How hasn't anyone made a TF2 version

Even the tags are about them

[StereoA]

@M30W3R

but someone has made a tf2 version

[DmitryLyadoff]

@M30W3R Because TF2 players don't read.

[M30W3R]

@DmitryLyadoff OH, BURN

[coolkitten432]

I love hats too.

[Zeikid]

lol

[PashaandDrosha]

Wow the original is more sinister than the parody. Your hilarious outburst in the parody reminded me of some sketch or such that I can't recall. I wonder if you drew inspiration for that from somewhere

[indieparot]

hnnnnnng

[blazein232]

I love your ivdeos so soo much! thankyou/

[sylsyltong]

I like your voice ;A;

[Dickpenis1]

Your hands are so small and delicate. You're not so scary after all.

[toposebi95]

How would the extra page fit in the parody?

[danbasker]

Why so British?

[unshatteredwing]

I, too, purchased this fine piece of literature. It now sits mounted solemnly on my bookshelf, words and story waiting to burst from the bindings.

[ZeroaltitudeFT]

8 PEOPLE HAT DIDN'T GET BACK.

Now to sit back and watch the fat stacks of thumbs up roll my way.

[CeramicWalrus]

@ZeroaltitudeFT I have no current use for my thumbs so I can spare you one out of sympathy. Have a good Christmas, thumbless chap.

[Arsonist050]

Why are you're arms so bald ?

[foreverpandering]

@Arsonist050 Why are YOU so pig-like in appearance?

[Arsonist050]

@foreverpandering Bad genetics, a better question is why I misspelled your.

[NcOnUt]

@Arsonist050

HAHHAHA

[JordiehTV]

at 5:33 his stunning voice "cracks" a bit and reveals a quite more british and "higher" toned voice!

Amazing vocals, and judging from that you have a camera set and a school uniform (and that youre probably 17-20 ish) youre at uni on a programme having something to do with filming.

JUST GUESSIN

[Eeptog]

i love how blunt the whole thing is

[cicada300]

oh god that last page

[lazerBAR]

The bear keeps staring straight probably why he didn't see the hat on that douchebag rabbit.

[Lolijox]

Watch out for copyright, with SOPA they could shut you down~! To the ground! ><

[InsaneFreakManiac]

THAT ENDING, THAT FUCKIN' ENDING

[CeramicWalrus]

Almost 8 minutes. To watch someone flip through a book about "Have you seen my hat?" "No I have not" repeated many times.

What is life?

[ElMisionero96]

@CeramicWalrus I know that feel.

[sstuddert]

@CeramicWalrus A walking shadow.

[grottypissedstained]

This sounds like a plot to a indie game.

[sasukesrg]

I will never look at this book the same way again.

[PeachieCakes]

I must buy this book.

[maskawaih]

i just realized that i actually saw this book on the shelves that day. didnt know someone would create a Madoka version of it.

[nuclearblast91]

this book is like a biography of F2P TF2 players.

[GrooVeAmaDa]

where i can get this book ?



[pantsboy121]

"more like john classic"

how true

[SpiffyxSugarMuffin]

Oh god, amazing last page.

[w800user]

children stories are so dark

[Pikayumyums]

I want you to read me bedtime stories. Can you marry me and have my children and then let me sit in the room as you read them bedtime stories?

[TheZumm17]

This book is awesome, I will buy this book and read it to every child I know !

[Actar576295]

Kind of morbid...

[yakurimoe]

Oh my goodness this book is AWESOME!!!

I'm buying this for my niece and nephew!!!

[PastShadows]

OMFG! SPOILER ALERT!

[Morefuntimeyo]

That is too good. Thank you for sharing this with the internets.

[MrThat0neperson]

Sir your voice just makes me happy in many ways I cannot begin to understand.

[ShrewdGentleman]

If you made audiobooks for children, I'd buy every single one you recorded. My future children wouldn't know how lucky they'd be.

[SirQuill]

>stoutshako2refined

I want to give birth to your infants.

[BaraLostRose]

If i ever needed a narrator or someone to read to me i'd definately consider you lol

i dont understand why people like british accent soo much >.>

omg i laughed so much when he realised he saw his hat. xD

[omgthatguyfromnorway]

7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I have to read this book with yoouuuu.

[Kueller917J]

You should review Go The Fuck To Sleep

[wendor24]

@Kueller917J FUCK YES

[complekcityLeague]

I liked the part when he was finding his hat.

Thank you sir for reading this to me.

[CartoonsRemastered]

*cough* *cough* TF2 *cough* hurr hurr *cough*

[Achmed314]

Read Goodnight Moon.

[KirbyPrower01]

Why did I watch this?

[Trigg3r]

YOUR FINGERS ARE SO FEMININE.

[OrlyI95]

haha "I'm srry my camera is so incredably shitty" funny

[DrDaius]

Okay, now read us The Master and Margarita by Bulgakov.

[TheMrJF]

weren't you a bear?

[manga292]

I'm a little sad that people did not know about this when watching your dub/parody. XD

[TheLandyl]

No joke, you should host some radio show or something where we all get to sit around and listen to you read the headlines of a newspaper and give your opinions on the matter.

[MarkP0rter]

reminds me of "The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew It Was None of His Business" while I prefer the German title which translates to "The Story of the Little Mole Who wanted to know who pooped on his head"

[DanceSizzlePS]

I feel like you should do a voiceover of the animation:

/watch?v=knxTcnvYcJ0&feature=r­elated

[salvo711]

...

I fucking love this channel.

[HeavyWeaponsGuy1001]

This book should be called: Team Fortress 2

[19822andy]

That fucking rabbit!! I bet he was the one who stole my stash!!

[T00stoopid]

read me another book please

[TheAusFinn]

this video blew my freaking mind!. keep making content!

[Dubiousgeorge1]

hats

hat fortress 2

secret

final

page

stoutshako2refined

Nice tags.

[XSaberMeltdownX]

...I have to sudden urge to buy this book. xD

I'd still watch this video though, your voice is too awesome! ;u; <3

[violatingyoursenses]

WHY ARE YOU NOT A PANDA

[4znPpl]

What

[SmokingComrade]

>Suit

>Incredible British accent

>Can't get his camera to focus

MAN! YOU'RE ASHENS! NOW THE TRUTH HAS BEEN REVEALED!

[foreverpandering]

@SmokingComrade And for my next trick, I'll be making a review of a slightly dated gaming system that isn't licensed and is called the "Nontindo Gamebro"...

[cicada300]

@foreverpandering

I have to say the actual page of the bear saying he's seen his hat is frightening as fuck

[SkwerlBergamot]

@SmokingComrade

it's just a cardigan over a dress shirt with a tie i presume

[foreverpandering]

@SkwerlBergamot Actually, it's a Hoodie over a dress shirt with a tie. Ties in pretty well with an LP I might do in the future...

[XxNiNjAsHaDoWxX]

@foreverpandering FORSHADOWING, IIIIIIIIIII LIKE IT

[Flyingpanzyking]

My god I'm wasting my life on my 800 page epic! I should be writing children's books instead!

[seizurecandy]

You should read children's books for a living.

SOMEONE FUND THIS NOW.

[Hebacheba]

There are times when I'm glad I subscribed to this channel, then there are times where I'm really glad I subscribed to this channel.

[NekanChicle]

Foreverpandering, reading children's books like a boss.

[midnightveil]

I like your bed sheets.

[OcoryustheBold]

-I want my hat back

-my hat back

-my hat

-hat

TF2

[TobiasMakesNoise]

The fucking blurb spoiled the main plot twist. I hate when that happens. M Night would be spinning in his grave.

[thevoiceofdogSA]

do the Very Hungry Caterpillar!

[TehZoln]

I guess that bear was angry enough to take that rabbit's head.

[LilyPichu]

you have such a nice voice for reading books.

[strobelights9]

have you seen MY hat???

[orangutangjt]

20 years old and someone can still read to me and make me enjoy it.

[7hristmas]

Nomination for Pandering to do the reading for audiobooks.

[TentacleTouchy]

Would appear TF2 has a hat just like the one in this video; Looks like I am going to need a Name & Desc. Tag for what shall now become branded "The Forever Pandering Headpiece" with the description reading "Have you seen my hat?"

[TheLumpy86]

Anyone else getting a The Bear that Wasn't vibe from this.

I know it's not Chuck Jones, but it feels like it's in the same vein as The Bear that Wasn't.

[TegomasuFan]

Oh and I also can't help but notice your extremely hairless and smooth looking arms :\

[TegomasuFan]

YOU MUST TELL ME MY BEDTIME STORIES EVERY NIGHT SJDKJFHSDKJHF YOUR VOICE IS JUST GAHHHH

[NotQuiteGobShite]

I figured it out!

Hat is the same as Heart minus the letters E and R!

ER is an acronym for Emergency Room, where they operate on hearts!

The bear lost his heart, which is why he killed the bunny!

I JUST WANT MY HEART BACK! :(

[sladikk]

It's only a matter of time before someone makes a "TF2 in a Nutshell" parody of this...*sigh*

[Kipras9]

You made me want to read books :D

[Dogletta]

I just sat here for 7 minutes, intently enjoying a full-grown man read a children's book to me. I love you Foreverpandering

[foreverpandering]

@Dogletta

"Grown Man"

Well, ya see.........

[bigfatcarp93]

@foreverpandering ...Ah don't git it...

[Gearsdisraeli]

@foreverpandering holy shit you're only 17?

[sasukesrg]

@foreverpandering

Hahahaha...

[jbblankenship98]

tf2 in a nutshell

[deathnoteshadow]

I'TS MY HAT NOW!!!!

[David182nd]

Lol, brilliant stuff.

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

Do you have a copy of Playpen: New Children's Book Illustration? If you're a fan of illustration, you should get it.

I especially like the work of Marc Boutavant, and i got several of his books on my trips to France.

[ThePyroDaddy]

So the rabbit gets eaten... This is a children's book, right?

[Venifiction]

@ThePyroDaddy I suppose you never read the old Grimm fairy tales, with people being eaten and killed and cut open and whatnot?

[ThePyroDaddy]

@Venifiction

Yeah, that's the case. O_o

[JumpJetFriend]

Dem tags

[lupos2000]

BOTY

[sydsnap]

4:12 AWWW SNAP

[gustavohmp]

A classic, indeed.

[ZiggyZoko]

4:49 >mfw da bears win da superb owl

[AlexiaCarcera]

10/10 book

[Venomous9]

That tie is swag as fuck.

[GenaTrius]

This video didn't make sense to me. Bears do not wear hats.

[kurupt23987]

You norbert. This isn't a book review, it's a dramatic reading interspersed with the readers observations.

Some people...

[SgtHydra]

Best subscription I have.

[mus2angk1d]

Dat voice

[SuperGauntlet]

HE ATE THE RABBIT? :O

[NotExactlyAllPony]

Stout Shako 2 Refined.

[Athaeus]

I came here to see a guy rage at playthroughs with a British accent.

I ended up watching an 8-minute book review of a childrens book.

I feel violated...

[ZeroGirl797]

You almost sound like Tim Curry to me.

Fucking fantastic.

[IFM2002]

Jesus Christ man do audiobooks your voice is second to that of Morgan Freeman

[samipoju1990]

bear of the year, all bears

[InsertSh33p]

Thanks Dr. Ashens



[quinncyquinnquinn]

Why the fuck would u review a fucking book?.

[rainbowratty]

@quinncyquinnquinn

Thank you anyway...